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My name is Stefanie.
I took my first breath 18 years ago on June 1st 1988 in a hospital on Eglin Air Force Base.
My hair is brown and my eyes are bluish green.
I reach to the sky at 5 feet 7 and a half inches.
I am a substitute teacher at Satsuma High School in Satsuma, Alabama. I LOVE it.
i LOVE music more than anything.
I dont know what i would do without my friends.
I just got out of this really long relationSHIT and I'm looking for love in all the wrong places....
I am a Freshman at Faulkner State Community College studying secondary education in U.S. history.
I love oldies and country... classic rock, some punk, 80's music is the bomb.
I'm addicted to shopping.
I like being outside when its cold.
I actually like hurricanes. Just not the whole chaos and mass destruction part.
Im usually not very good at school, but I've been doing better this year.
I have one BEST friend, but i have a whole bunch of people that i call good friends.
I dont like to just hang out with one person. i like to hang out in groups.
Family means a lot to me.. i try to visit my family as much as i can
I plan on moving out on my own in May, and im terrified.
i like meeting new people. so if youre bored or something, just send me a message or something and we'll chat. you can also find me on myspace at www.myspace.com/classicrockergirl
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Hi ! well tomorrow at school is like a big day sorta because my schools football team is undefeated and so is the other team they are undefeated to and tomorrow during 5th period is a pep rally and then the state football game and like tomorrow i want to wear like crazy clothes and stuff to show my school spirit! any ideas? our colors are black and grey! please help!

wear the other schools colors and make your self look like you got your ass whooped. i did that on my spirit day (even though there was no chance in HELL we would win) i went all out... i had bloody bandages all over my arms. i used stage make up to put a big knife gash down the side of my face and wrapped a bloddy guaze around my forehead. A word of caution b4 you go buying stage make up ( like prostetic wax and everything) it takes a long time to do and will look like crap if you dont know how to do it right. i knew how to do it from drama class. also: be careful if you do use the wax stuff. The glue that keeps it on your face burns like a BIZATCH. i dont know if you would wanna wear this stuff all day, but it was really cool. i got some crazy ass looks all day...
(and one of friends actually thought it was real..but shes a total blonde so we didnt hold it against her..lol) just have fun with it. And good luck.i hope you win your game!!

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is it okay 2 have an online relationship? he said he is breaking up with his gf! and that he wants to go out with me because we have a conncetion! should i tell my friends and family about this relationship? i am scared 2!




online relationships are just on the side deals. he shouldnt break up with his gf just to go out with you, he doesnt even know you!! but if your scared, then you really should talk to someone about it. just try tellin this guy that you feel a connection, but an online relationship is not your thing. i recently met a guy online and we had that "connection" too. but it wasnt my deal.. i swear, telling him i didnt want a relationship was a really hard thing to do. but its all good in the end. just go with the flow, but if things get too weird, just call it all off. hope i helped sweetie..lemme know what happens. just drop sumthin in my inbox.

hey, and um..about your feedback.. I wish you would have put in your question "BTW, i dont care about opinions, you shouldnt answer this cuz I'm gonna be really rude about it and give feedback that says 'u suck!'" cuz i wouldnt have even wated my time with you. i swear, some of you people are so rude and plain stupid..next time you want advice and i answer, please remind me what a waste of time YOU are. have a nice day, rude insensitive bitch.

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I am 16-f. For a month or so now... i have been having horrible leg pains. Like achey. They hurt so bad I can't sleep sometimes. I was thinking it could be growing pains... but I am almost done growning. (I'm 5'8) and even when I was like 12 and growing... my legs didnt hurt this much. What could this possibly be from and any suggestions how to cure it? (besides the obvious: medicine) Thanks so much!

if you do sports, that could be whats causing the pain. try doing stretching like yoga or Pilates. Itll soothe your muscles and ease the pain.

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Ok. So I'm a junior and I like this guy whos a senior. I have a sister whos a senior and she told this guy that I wanted him. The guy told my sister that I was fine as h*ll and asked why i never talk to him or ask him for his number. well that was 2 weeks ago nand then my sister told me this weekend that he said: why dosent your sister ever come and talk to me? well... i see him all the time and he never talks to me either.... so what sould i do? should i wait for him to talk 2 me? should i talk 2 him (i'm kinda shy around guys i like) or wHat? haha thanx!

ok, i just have to say this first: if you wait for him to come talk to you, youll be waiting forever!! make the first move, whats the worst that could happen? good luck sweetie!!

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I am a very flirtacious person. I flirt and mess around with all my friends who are guys. My boyfriend tends to get slightly jealous when I flirt with the guys we hang around with and even though he knows it doesn't mean anything, he still gets annoyed. I understand this and we talked about it but I can't help my personality. How can I be less flirtacious?

Just think about how annoyed your bf gets. Whenever you feel like flirting, go hold his hand or something so you get your mind off of the friend you wanted to hit on.

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I am taking mid terms tomorrow. (I know it's early for mid terms but my school does a different schedule.) I have Theatre Arts first period and 20% of our grade for the exam is a performance. My teacher has given me a script to memorize with a partner, it's basically a conversation. It's very short but I'm so nervous about my other tests I can't think straight and I can't memorize this! I've been able to memorize a 2 page monologue in the past and I don't understand why I can't memorize 16 stupid lines. Does anyone have any tips on ways to memorize my lines? I've already tried reading them. Yeah... it's not working. Thanks if you can help!

Read them right before you go to bed. If theyre on the brain while youre settling in for the night, theres a bigger chance that youll remember them. Then when you make up in the moring, see how many you remember, and read your script again. Get people to read your script with you. The day of your test, read your script up until your teacher says test time so its fresh on your mind. good luck sweetie!! hope i helped

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Ok so, my b/f broke up with me 3months ago. Now that I am finally gettin over him, one of my guy friends likes me. He asked me to hangout on Sunday and I thought that he meant that we were gunna date(he was kinda jealous of my b/f at the time and wanted a chance with me). So we go to the movies and makeout and some touchy feely stuff. Afterwards, He tells me that he doesnt think me n him will work out, even though i like him and he likes me. He says that he likes another girl..but she cant date. Another one of his reasons was that he might move in a year. I felt soo bad..i felt used too. I thought that we were gunna go out. I dont know what to do cuz i really like him and have for a long time!! Please help!!

Tell him you feel used. Tell him that what he did was wrong, to lead you on then demolish your hopes like that. But make sure he knows that you really like him, so that he feels really bad about treating you wrong.

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i have a crush on this girl..Chrissy..... she knows i like her but i am too shy to talk to her and ask her out... does anyone have any advice for me to get over it and talk to her or give me something to say to her to start a convo.... please help me out ... thanks -

Lifes too short to be shy. You gotta live for the moment. Whats the worst that could happen? You say she likes you, too? Then anything you say is gonna sound good to her. You should try the way I start conversations with my friends:

MmMmMmMmMmMmM...hey good lookin, what you got cookin? ok, im kidding, but just be smooth and go with the flow joe. Just a simple *Hey* would be good enough, or you could be daring and use *HeyHey* lol...good luck, hope i helped.

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Hey! I'm tired of my old hair style! I usually just wear it down.. or in a ponytail or half up. It gets boring.. does anybody have any cute ideas that i would be able to do myself before school? I have a little longer than shoulder length hair. Thanks a lot! :)

get layers cut into and get the layers dyed different colors. like orange and black..thatd be awesome. or a sky high blue mohawk..thatd be pretty cool too.

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my boyfriend is awesome on the phone and stuff but then in person hes like distand he doesnt hold my hand, put his arm around me or anything like that...he hugs me when he says good bye and soemtimes kisses me ..i know hes not prude or anything like that because ive seen him with his ex girlfriends and i know hes not a virgin but i hate it like i hangout with my friends that are dating and theyre all over eachother and im lonely which is pretty sad when i have a bf what should i do

um..tell him how unhappy you are. maybe hes a shy one when it comes to you. tell him how you feel and tell him its okay to have PDAs. good luck sweetie!! hope i helped

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My friend (alex) likes this guy matt. Well there on the same sports team, and they are somewhat friends, but alex likes matt. She wants to take it to the next level (going out) but is kinda of nervous about getting his number. I dont know what to tell her so i figured id ask a complete stranger. Please help my friend, she really desirves a nice guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if he likes her, then go for it. dont be shy..thats my biggest downfall. maybe she should get his number from someone else..then it wouldnt be so intimidating. good luck sweetie (and to alex too!!) hope i helped

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hey, well. i have this thing on the very side of my mouth, it used to be a cold sore and i popped it, and now its a scab, it looks really gross/ and when i put concealer on it makes it look worse!! but i hate it being there, does anybody have any solutions that'll make it go away faster?? thanks for any help!! =]

make sure you put moisturizer on it before you cover it up. and it wouldnt help to keep putting your cold sore medicine on it, just incase some of the original sore i still there. i know, theyre so gross!! theyre like lip nazis, they just take over!! the only thing you can do is continue to treat it and hope for the best. hope i helped!

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This is a double question so apologies if it's long. There's a guy on my tennis team that i've been friends with since freshman year (i'm a sophomore) and lately I think he likes me. At a tournament, for example, one day he carried my bag for me, saved me a seat on the bus? *yeah it was wierd*, and had his arm around me for only like half a minute, my friends on the team say he likes me but does he? And if he does I don't really like him much in that way. If he does what do i do?

dont ask me if he likes you..i dont know. ask him, durr. and if he does like you, then be like "whoa, sorry..not happening" well, you could be nicer, but you get my drift

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see i have this friend and my friend stick up for my worst enmey instead of me!! and i am super angry!!! what should i do???

easy.. open a can of whoopass.
you know, the majority of the problems i see on this site could be solved by the simple opening of a whoopass can. wow...

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Ok, don't think I am crazy or anything, I just DO NOT like scary movies. I end up thinking about them long after I have watched them. Now, I know the best idea is not to watch them, but unfortunatly I don't always have that choice. Any good techniques besides the simple "Remember that it is fake?" Thanks

close your eyes

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I am a major in French Spanish and English in my high school. I want to take that farther. What kind of jobs are offered that pay well to people who speak languages really well? What colleges offer such a thing?

if you want a job that is ONLY about your second languages,how bout teaching them, either high school or college level.

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What does the term i.e. mean? Does it mean something like "For example"? I'm not sure. If you could help me out that'd be great.

yeah, it means "for example"

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Situation: I'm involved in a long distance relationship.. Neither of us can drive right now.. and my parents wont let me date yet. His mom doesnt have her license right now (not sure why) so we dont have rides to see each other. My older sister doesnt approve of me dating him.. so she wont take me to see him.. and i barely know anyone that lives in his town.

Can anyone think of a way we can make this relationship last.. we're deeply in love.. but its hard not being together...

we've asked friends for rides.. and they wont take us.. Could someone please tell me how we can be together.. and it not be so hard on the both of us?

Thanks!

well, theres a few new inventions that may come in handy:
telephone
bike
AOL instant messenger
and last but not least, theres this great knew thing called MAIL.

hope i helped

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I really like this guy. I just figured out that I have really liked him for a long time. See, he used to like me last year and the year before, and the whole time I liked him too, but I was sort of in denile because let's just say that he's not the most popular. A lot of people think that he likes me too, but I'm not sure because he flirts with a lot of girls. Today I was at a party and he was there, so I was kind of flirting with him. I really wanted to know who he likes, so I told my friend, Leah to tell him that she knows who I like. She said that to him, and he asked who but she didn't tell him because she's a really good friend. Later, he came up to ME and asked who I like. I didn't tell him because he's one of those people who would tell everybody that I like him if he doesn't like me. He said, "I'll tell you who I like, but you gotta tell me who you like right after". I said OK and he came over to me and whispered in my ear, "I like Jillian." The problem is, my name isn't Jillian. Everyone knew he was lying, but i dont know if he likes me or some1 else! The worst part is, in like a month he is moving out of this country, and I was thinking about telling him that I like him on his last day at school, but I dunno. HELP PLZ! sry i know its long

dont wait until his last day of school! thats the wordt thing you could do. if he feels the same way about you, then if you wait tik he leaves, then both of you will be miserable bc youll be wishing you had said something earlier. just tell him you like him, so what if he tells everyone? you said everyone pretty much knows already. why not make it official? good luck sweetie, hope i helped.

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my other half left his email on one day recently and on the screen was this weird message. Is it some kind of code? how or where can i decipher it or find out more info?? Please help if you can, its sending me over the edge.this is what it looked like:
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just a load of SPAM. stupid spammers use that kind of stuff so they can get past the spam bolckers. block the address and just hope they'll f off.

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