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i have a couple songs that i like but i dont know the name. can someone please help me?
the first one goes like this:
"ohh... look what you've done... you've made a fool of everyone... " and i dont know the rest of the song, sorry!
the second song goes like this:
"i'm not crazy im just a little unwell, i know right know you cant tell. but stay a while and baby then u'll see, a different side of me. i'm not crazy i'm just a little... (something) i know right now you don't care but stay a while and baby then you'll see" or something like that. anyone know???
the lastly i was wondering if anyone knew some other songs kinda like the first one... maybe about something like somebody who turned a bunch of people against someone?? thanks so much!!

the first on is: "look what you've done" by jet
and the second one is: "unwell" by matchbox 20

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okay so there is this guy that i really like. It kinda seems like he likes me but im not sure. he'll say things like "are u doing anything today?" i've heard ppl say that he likes me but its not really going anywhere. how can i let him know that i like him in a way thats not totally akward?

well...
next time he asks that again, be like "no, are you?" (then he'll say his answer) then you say "you wanna hang out later or somethin?"
but if he doesn't ask you what your doing that day then you ask him the same question.
well i hope i helped! good luck!

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I cut myself for the first time today. I'm afraid that cutting will become something that I do regularly. I need to figure out how to get over cutting, because i already feel like i'm a crazy person. pleaseee help!


oh and don't tell me to google. i did, and i read nearly all of the search results. reading some of them makes me want to cut even more.

i'd love to hear a response from a person who has gone through this.

this didn't happen but it did to my friend and i helped her through it. as soon as you feel like you wanna cut, go outside or do something to keep your mind off it. if that doesn't help, then go to the dollar store and get a cheap stuffed animal, and take you anger out on it.
hope i helped!

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How would i know my friend(boy) is single and if he likes me. And if possible, get him to hang out with me ( we only talk).

you could maybe ask his friends. or try to read his body language around other girls. and if he doesn't like you as a girlfriend right now, start hanging out with him. ask him if he wants to go to the mall or movies with you. you could also may be like, "hey, what are you doing this weekend?" "do you wanna hang out or somethin'?"
but don't do it too serious. be like joking around (although you want the real answer). and if theres a ,not too expensive, amusment park- you could ask if he wants to meet you there.
well i really hope i helped! Good luck!

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do any of your do sailing? i want to start this summer but i am 16 and i don't really wanna be like the oldest kid in my beginner class... at least not by too much. thanks!

ooooo! i like sailing....
my mom lives on a boat, and i go sailing quite often, it's really fun. i think u would really like it. if i were you i would so totally do it!

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i smoked weed two times in the last week. i didnt get high either times. the first time didnt have ANY effect on me and the second time they said i was " blazed " QUESTION ONE : how long will it last in my system ? QUESTION TWO : why didnt i get high ? QUESTION THREE : what does it mean to be blazed?

i'm only gonna answer question number 2.
WHY WOULD U WANNA GET HIGH?!?!?!?

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can infinitives be objects?

eg. We decided to watch TV.
verb- decided

cause it's not a preposition just cause of "to"

thanks!

actually- WE.is the subject
DECIDED. is the verb
TO WATCH TV. is a prepositional phrase.
hope i helped!

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Can someone please give me the lyrics to "life's a song" by patrick park? thank youu

You say life is a dream where we can't say what we mean
Maybe just some roadside scene that we're driving past
There's no telling where we'll be in a day or in a week
And there's no promises of peace or of happiness


Well is this why you cling to every little thing
And polverize and derrange all your senses
Maybe life is a song but you're scared to song along
Until the very ending


Oh, it's time to let go of everything we used to know
Ideas that strengthen who we've been
It's time to cut ties that won't ever free our minds
From the chains and shackles that they're in


Oh, tell me what good is saying that you're free
In a dark and storming sea
You're chained to your history, you're surely sinking fast
You say that you know that the good Lord's in control
He's gonna bless and keep your tired and oh so restless soul
But at the end of the day when every price has been paid
You're gonna rise and sit beside him on some old seat of gold
And won't you tell me why you live like you're afraid to die
You'll die like you're afraid to go


Oh, it's time to let go of everything we used to know
Ideas that strengthen who we've been
It's time to cut ties that won't ever free our minds
From chains and shackles that they're in
From the chains and shackles that they're in


Well life is a dream 'cause we're all walking in our sleep
You could see us stand in lines like we're dead upon our feet
And we build our house of cards and then we wait for it to fall
Always forget how strange it is just to be alive at all

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What's the name of the title of the AFI song that starts like this "I cannot live here, I cannot stay Forever haunted more than afraid?" I've already tried google and it didn't help.

that songs called "sing the sorrow"

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Don't worry...it is NOT another lyrics question. Anyways, what are those litle electronic things [about the size of an egg but flatter] where you can have your own little "virtual pet" called? I don't know what it's called. The best way I can think of to describe it is:
It's egg shaped but flat
It has a little virtual pet you can take care of/grows in there.
It's electronic--duh.
It's a kid toy type thing.

If anyone can help me find out what it's called and know what stores would most likeyl sell them I'l love you forever haha. Thanks in advance =]

there are called tamagotchi's. i love them ( i have three!!!)

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Okay, I am a 29 yr. old mom of a 10 year old daughter. Today I was freaked out when I walked in on her in the bathroom and realized she must have started puberty a long time ago. No period or anything yet but the hair is there. OH MY GOD!! I think this is way too soon, I was 13! I'm so not prepared, I love her and want to talk to her about this maturely, but maturely...shes 10!!!!!!!!My mother never talked to me about these things, when i was 13 I had a ruptured appendix and started my period soon after the surgery, I thought it was from the surgery i was clueless!LOL some advice please?? Thanks


when she's at school leave some pads on her bathroom counter and a little note saying thst she can talk to u if she has any questions, and my personal advice is to tell her to go to 'Beinggirl.com'. that website is what got me through it! kuz i live with my dad. and that site really told me everything i needed to know about "stuff".
i really hope i helped! Good luck!

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Ok i seriously have the biggest probelm ever. in my biology class there is this annoying guy robert who sits behind me. HE IS SO ANNOYING! literally every 10 seconds he is tapping my shoulder and whispering my name and when i turn around he just sits there, EVERYTIME. im like "what?" and he just sits there for like 7 seconds and starts laughing. honestly it is so annoying because hes tapping my shoulder every 10 seconds and whispering my name over and over and over again. so sometimes i just ignore him but he keeps doing it. but now its to the point i want to slap him. and no hes no flirting. hes gay. but its pissing me off! i cant listen to the teacher and he gives me a headache. what should i do? dont tell me to yell at him and tell him to stop because im not that kind of person and i dont like getting upset at people

honestly, he probably likes you....
ask the teacher if you can change seats if it bothers you that much, and if she says no than tell her what he does. and if the teacher still says no, ignore him.
hope i helped

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please help me how do i tell my mom that i do not want to go to piano anymore?

have a mature, sit down conversation with her. and talk about how piano isn't what you wanna do anymore. and hopefully she will understand.
hope i helped!

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Okay, a few questions here about tanning. If you go to a tanning PLACE.. then.. okay.. lol here:
[1] What do you wear?
[2] Do you go in a room alone?
[3] Do you lay down in a closed thing or what?
[4] Will other people see you?
[5] About how much does it cost?
[6] Are there any age limits?

my sister always goes to these....lol sry

[1]either a bikini or a bra and underwear
[2]yes, it's totally private
[3]yes, it's kinda like a stall but with a bed
[4]no, like i said it's totally private
[5]that really depends on what place you go to. some places it's cheap other places are expensive
[6]some places start at 16
hope i helped!!!

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ok so im going on vacation somewhere warm tomorrow, and i want to get some tanning stickers (like the hearts) to show how much you've tanned.
BUT-i don't want to go to a tanning bed.
and i only have until tomorrow to get them.

so what im asking is
-where can i get them today?
-or what are some alternatives besides the stickers?
(i heard permanent markers??)

THANKSS

first of all, dont do the permanant marker thing.it wont work. you can go to some tanning place (u dont have to tan there) and the will (probably) have some in a little basket on the front counter. either that or go to the dollar store and get a sheet of stickers.
have fun! and good luck!

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i have this bf andi like him he likes me bt i dont like him for his looks i think i can have a bf but watismy mom going to say doesnt really know wat should i do? and he treats me with respect and stuff

from:crazy baby(pooh)

sorry i'm answering your question sooooooo late!!!sorry but just tell your mom how you feel about him, and how much he means to you.

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If you had a choice. If you had to choose between studying for a really important test or helping out a friend in need. What would you do?

definantly study fo r the really big test, school should come first, i understand that friends may come first to you , but a major test+ a major grade. test grades go on your report, whice goes on your recors, whice you have for life and its permanent. hun, if you really wanna do the right thing, study for your test and get a passing grade, then help your friend, hope i helped, and good luck

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i sweat REALLY bad on my armpits. after a couple hours during the day, i reak. i need some suggestions for a really really good deoderant that doenst smell really strong and will keep my armpits smelling nice. also i dont want it to leave huge white lines on my shirt. thanks a ton

like every other hour go to the bathroom and bring your purse (that should have ur deodorant in it) and put it on in the stall.

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i have terrible breath and brushing doesnt seem to get it to go away. what can i do to get rid of it?

try breath minbts and mouth wash

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I smoke cigerettes.. Andd i need to quit but i need an easy way to do it!

throw the ciggerets away and get nicotine patches.

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