It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.
About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.
I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)
++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.
++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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I am SO nervous for Cedar Point! My school is taking us lol. So, my bf is HELL BENT on making me go on these huge ass roller coasters (which i HATE). He also thinks I'm just going to ride with him... I want to tell him that 'There's no way in hell I'm ditching my girlfriends to just ride with you. Sure I'll ride with you sumtimes but my other friends want me to ride with them too' but I dont wanna sound like mean or like a bitch, u know?
THEN, there's the matter of the bus. My bf, Tim, my friend, Terra, and my other friend, Jane, all want me to sit with him/her on the bus. AND they not only want me to sit with them they think I already kno who im goin to sit with themself. I told eachone, 'um yea sure ill sit with u, just let me see how this whole thing works out,' I didnt wanna hurt any1's feelings. Now here's the thing, I really don't care who I sit with on the damn bus, its only for an hour or 2. Jane is a little bitch so I dont want to really sit with her; plus she alrea (link)
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Usually on buses you can sit two people per seat, and there's two seats each row, right? Have Tim sit to your left, Terra across the tiny aisle to your right, and Jane on the other side of her. On the way back, switch somehow.
As for big roller coasters- they're fun, I think. I know what you mean about being frightened of them. Explain to Tim that you don't want to ditch your friends, and then explain to your friends that Tim doesn't want to ride alone. Maybe have a couple of your girlfriends ride with you and Tim, on a couple rides? They're scary, but just close your eyes. I promise you,it's not half as bad when your eyes are closed. You just feel wind against your face. I've never been to Cedar Point, but it really can't be all that different from every other amusement park, right?
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I have a really small penis, and i don't know how to use it!!!!!! How do i use it? (link)
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Haha, sorry, as a girl I'm not sure I can help much. Use it just like someone else would use their average size penis?
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This might be a silly question, but I just want your opinions.
When is the age that you should (well, not 'should'... you know what I mean) start dating. Like really be looking for a long-term relationships and even potentially a future husband? I've never really dated seriously before, and I would just like to know what a good age/stage in life would be to start looking for a potential husband.
I'm 17 and a half, and I would to get married at 21-22. (I'll be done with college when I'm 21, and I want to have a kid before 24... LOL I know I'm weird).
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Don't search for a potential husband. Search for true love. Don't plan your life depending on finding someone- just let it happen when it happens. Date around. Hang out with people you have things in common with.
Do you really think you're ready to be married and have a kid in less than six years? You may think and like to pretend that you are-- but chances are the longer you wait to have kids, the better off you'll be. Maybe not [depending on just..how you are] but maybe you'll be more mature to handle a husband and child.
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So i absolutely HATEHATEHATE babies and anyone under the age of 10. they just really piss me off.
well my mom made me move in with her boyfriend who has 2 sons, one of which has a girlfriend who also lives with them. well she was pregnant. but they induced labor yesterday (gag) because she was a week overdue (big deal). and now its like everything revolves around that stupid thing, and its only been ONE DAY. my mom doesnt tell me i love you on the phone anymore she left me home alone all day today so she could go to the hospital and go see the repugnant thing, and i know that whenever my family comes over theyre not going to want to see me anymore its all gonna be about that monster.
so all im really asking is how do i make it through all this, and how do i not kill it, and deal with the crying, and all that shit. and most of all how do i get over my hate. because i seriously hate ALL kids.
I couldnt have gone with her I WASNT FREAKING HOME WHEN SHE LEFT. I WAS WITH MY DAD. AND CAME HOME TO A DESERTED HOUSE. NO NOTE OR ANYTHING. SHE DIDNT EVEN CALL TO TELL ME SHE LEFT. SO I CALLED AND SHE SAID IM GOING TO THE HOSPITAL CAN YOU GET SOME MEAT OUT OF THE FRIDGE BYE. ( sorry about caps) she always says i love you before she hangs up and she hasnt at all since it was born. im not jealous, it just hurts my feelings because its not even part of our family at all, and i dont even get told i lvoe you anymore. and this is an advice site. i asked this question for ADVICE not to be criticized because of my question. so just stop it already..
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Don't be so selfish. Leave the room when the baby is in there if you don't like it so much. Spend more time with your dad so you don't have to be around your new roommates. Go to therapy for Christ's sake. Hating kids that much is really unhealthy. You were that age once, and no one managed to get rid of you.
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my face is really oily, even though I wash it twice a day!!!
is there any kind of lotion or anything to keep it from being oily?? (link)
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Keep your hands and hair away from your face. Use oil sheets. Try changing moisturizers- I was using one for ages and happened to stay the night away from home and forgot mine. I used a cousin's moisturizers and fell in love with it. It made my face feel so much lighter and fresher than mine did. [:
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15/f
okay so you've probably heard this before but i need some advice. my boyfriend wants to "go further" as he put it. we've been dating 7 months and i'm open to that, but all i've ever done is makeout. like i have no idea what i'm doing and i don't really know how far he wants to go but i'm guessing like bj's and stuff. i don't really know what to do you know and i don't want to be like super nervous so ha is there any like websites that give advice on this? only reason i ask that is you're not allowed to get in detail about this stuff on here.
and please don't tell me i'm too young, i'm not not not goiing to have sex, i know i'm not ready for that. thanks in advance =] (link)
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Communication is key in any and every relationship. Your boyfriend should know every thought that runs through your head, if it concerns you and him. If you'd like further advice, I'm sure any user on this site wouldn't mind helping further [some of us have our screennames posted on our column] seeing as you can't go into detail and such. Don't do anything you don't want to, you wouldn't want to regret it later. [:
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What is the best advice anyone has ever given you in life? (mantras are great) (link)
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"There's nothing more important than love- love for life, love for others, love for yourself. Cherish what you have and everything will work out alright."
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yea.
so ive had this health teacher and i thought he was the coolest person ever. and then he said today:
"...males are only on earth to reproduce.."
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this statement. it...it makes me want to kill myself. im a 15 year old boy and i thought about that sentence DEEPLY for a LONG TIME, and i think i should kill myself. my life is a lie. they say eat healthy and stay in shape yet everyone dies anyway, and thanks to that statement i rly am questioning whehter or not i should go on in life.
idk. any statements? (link)
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Lol, if guys were only on earth to reproduce, the same could be said of women. Just like men help the reproduction process, women do too. If it bothers you that much, talk to your teacher about it. The statement is wrong, of course, but maybe he had some kind of meaning behind his words that you didn't quite catch.
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if you're on your period,
should you NOT get fingered? (link)
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It doesn't matter, it just kind of makes a mess. If no one minds the mess, then no problemo.
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The last time my boyfriend and I had sex was about 3 weeks ago, and my period is now 5 days late. We did use a condom, but I've always been regular before. I also felt very naseous for about an hour yesterday and about an hour this afternoon. I'm waiting a few more days before I get a pregnancy test.
Should I tell my boyfriend that I suspect I may be pregnant before I take the pregnancy test? Or should I take it first to confirm/deny my suspicions so I don't worry him? (link)
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Well,I tell my boyfriend everything, so it seems kind of logical to me to tell him. Besides, if you really are pregnant, he deserves to bear the burden just as much as you do. Tell him, even if it just turns out to be a scare. Remember, though, if you've started your period in like, the last five years, its likely that you won't always be perfectly on time.
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i am going to camp
and im looking for a cheap airline i will be traveling by myself (f/f)
from houston, tx to dallas,tx then from dallas,tx to austin, tx.
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how come in "Take a bow" rihannas eye color is green? Isnt it supposed to be hazel? (link)
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She's wearing contacts. :]
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hi, pls can anyone help me? i am in relatioship with a girl which i dont love. she took it very serous. pls how can i come out of it. (link)
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Tell her the truth. Be gentle about it,too. Don't just be like, "I don't like you, okay, bye."
Explain to her that things just aren't working out between the two of you.
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what is the hours/days you work part time at marshalls for a casheir and how much do you make an hour? (link)
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Your best bet would be to call a local Marshall's store and ask. If they are looking for part time cashiers they will be perfectly happy to help you out.
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i need to loost minnimum of five pounds!
any ideas, food and exercises.
by the way , i over eat, ALOT
but i cant help it, its so good , that is what made me gain 12 lbs in under a month.
HELPP! (link)
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Just tell yourself to stop. Have a serving of whatever you want to eat, then just stop eating. Excersize is good,but kind of pointless when you can't control your eating habits. Try being accountable to a friend or family member. Have them watch what you eat,and after you eat whatever is on your plate-- make them not let you go back for seconds.
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(Story short) last year told BFF (Lara) I am bi and I have a crush on her. She is unsure of sexuality and not like me in that way. Lara and I are great friends hang out a lot and have fun together. We argue playfully and disagree on things. We push each others buttons and have a laugh. But then our friend came up and said that we are like an odd couple. I shut my mouth and ignore what she just said as so did Lara. Why did we stay quite?
i am a girl...
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You and Lara stayed quiet because you didn't quite know what to say. You can be friends with a girl, even though you're a girl, and not have sexual feelings for them, even though you're bi. Maybe Lara likes you too, thats besides the point. You two are best friends, you know each others secrets, you play around, you have fun, you push each others buttons- you are a couple. A couple of friends.
You totally don't have to read more into that.
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My good guy friend, Riley, he turned vegan four years ago.
At first I didn't think it'd last, but it's lasted for 4 years.
I don't have a problem with him being vegan, I think it's perfectly fine, it's his personal choice, but I think he's anorexic.
I know some people may laugh at the fact that a guy's anorexic, but I think it's true.
He used to be ordinary shape, like not fat, not skinny, just..normal.
The other day he came to my house to swim(it was really hot) and when he took off his t-shirt I was shocked!
His ribs were sticking out completely!
I mean, he weighs about 109lbs and I weigh about 128 or something, and I'm not really fat.
I asked him if he's dieting and he said yeah, I've gained so much weight recently.
I spent 5 days at his house (hes gay, nothing going on between us) and over the 5 days he ate 3 lettuce leaves, one soya yogurt and then some fruit and carrots.
I'm honestly really worried.
Btw he's a 16 year old male, about 6ft4 or so.
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He's six feet four and only weighs 109? My god, he must be a stick. My boyfriend's 6'2" and weighs almost 170.
Talk to him about it. Voice your concerns, and how prepared you support his beliefs but you are very concerned for his health. You can be vegan and healthy, and not be terribly skinny. Maybe mention to one of his parents how skinny their son is? Just try to put it in general conversation, so it doesn't seem like you're hounding him, you're just curious. The more people know, maybe the more will notice, and something positive can happen.
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i don't get theres this guy who i'm kinda hooking up with sometimes but we're not dating or anything and he said no other guys can fuck me and then i said that that wasn't fair because he's been wanting to have a threesome for awhile and not only would he be fucking another girl..i'd have to watch. And then he got all mad at me and was like thats gross. So my question is why is it socially expected of girls to mess around with other girls and watch guys messing around with other girls but if a girl wants to try having (sorry for the straight fowardness) two cocks in her at once or just messing around with two guys at the same time (the guys don't even have to do anything to eachother) then guys get all pissed off and grossed out.
I guess thats kinda a stereotype but i've found that its much more common for guys to expect girls to have threesomes with 2 girls and one guy then 2 guys and one girl. Maybe its just me but i doubt it. (link)
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Not all guys are like that, yours just happens to be a jerk. Don't associate with anyone that doesn't want you to ever try things that pleasure YOU.
[And in the future, please refrain from the swearing, as far as I know, that's frowned upon on this site.]
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I heard this cool hip hop/rap song on B96, this Chicago hiphip station. I dont know the lyrics but it went something like (these are not the actual lyrics, this is just a hum sound) tucka tucka tucka, tucka tucka tucka, tucka tucka tucka.... and it repeated for 3 times. When I heard it, i couldn't make out the lyrics so that is an example of a person humming. and the speed is moderate. so not fast but not slow. and the last tucka for 1 time holds the a long so basically its like tucka tucka tuckaa, tucka tucka tuckaa, tucka tucka tuckaa
please help! thanks! and if its any help I would consider it more rap than hip-hop (link)
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Lol, sorry honey, you're probably not going to get a decent answer [if at all] of what that song could be. If the radio station has a website, you could go on there if you hear it again and look at their recently played list. Or you could listen really carefully next time and try to catch a few words and google them.
Or try the song tapper, that supposedly works really well.
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whats a purity ring/necklace? (link)
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Just like Jenna [below me] said, it is a ring that is a constant reminder to you that you will be pure until marriage [or college or love..or whatever you decide for yourself].
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