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Ok so my name is Melinda Grace but everyone calls me 'Gracie'and Im 13. And lately my dad's been really unfair to me and my twin sis Lissa because he let's our older brother Matt do whatever he wants but he doesn't let us do anything and he grounds us all the time. Like how a couple days ago Matt heard me tell Lissa about this boy that I really like. He gave me his phone number and I think he wants me to be his girlfriend. But when matt heard me tell that to lissa he told my dad that I had a boyfriend and I was hanging around boys all the time at school. So dad got all mad and took my phone and started to read the text messages that 'my boyfriend' sent. All the messages said was that he thought I was cute and he wanted to kiss me, they weren't even that bad. But dad started yelling at me sayin how I was too young to be flirting and talking to boys and that I shouldn't even be thinkin about boys. Bbut I wasn't even flirting and what's wrong with talking and thinkin about boys?! So dad kept yellin and I started to walk away and he grabed my arm and keeped yellin at me so I screamed at him to let me go and now he took my fone and my laptop so now I hav to sneak and use Lissa's and I'm grounded 'until furter notice'. Its just soo unfair! Matt has a different girlfriend every week and all dad does is laugh and joke with him saying how matt's jus like dad was when he was he's age but if I even think about havin a boyfriend dad goes nuts! That's not fair! Matt's only 3 years older that's not much of an age difference. Is it bcuz I'm a girl? What do I do to make Dad understand? Isn't he being mean and showing favorism just because Matt is a boy?

hahaha, its not favoritism, just a good old fashioned double standard. why is he being unfair? because he's a guy, and like every other dad faced with the situation, he's probably afraid that some bastard kid will be just as bastardly as he was to girls when he was a kid, to you. his behavior toward your brother suggests that at the same time, that he's still a guy. hell, my dad and I have the same rapport, though its more of a "hey, you'll never guess how this one cheated on me!"(eleven cheating girlfriends in a row has to be some kind of record..). well, either way, you're just going to have to put up with it. because all good fathers are like that, and if you think I wouldn't do the same thing with my daughters, then you're smokin crack.
-Gunner

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I am a 15 year old girl.
I have bright colored red hair and blue eyes and i just was curious to know how most men feel about redheads. Just because sometimes i get insecure about how i look, which i guess happens to most women even if their good at hiding it. I am 5'8", i weigh 112 lbs last time i checked, but its not like im so skinny i look sick. I think i have a nice body and pretty face, but im just not sure how guys feel about my hair. Ive gotten insults and compliments, but the compliments are most of the time from people much older than me. Sooo i was just curious, please give your opinion on red hair and blue eyes on a girl. :)

I LOVE GINGERS!!!!!!
sorry, that may have been offensive, but I do love redheads. as usual, there is a caveat: it always depends on the chick. I don't have a set type, I go after blondes, brunettes, redheads, black chicks, latinas, russian chicks(though they tend to be knife-wielding crazy), german chicks... the list goes on and on and on.... no matter what hair color, or skin color, or tendency toward homicidal acts, if a chick is hot, she's hot. I just have a special affinity toward girls with red hair and blue(or green) eyes. probably because I've never had a redhead girlfriend. fingers crossed...
-Gunner

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what was america like before the national banking act? I know that it established the first paper currency but what was used before that.. like how has america changed for the better since then?? whatwas wrong with however it was before?

here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Banking_Act

what was wrong? there was no standard currency. people from kentucky couldn't take the money they have and go to alabama and buy stuff because the banks in alabama would not recognize their money as legal tender.

america did change for the better, until we went off the gold standard(each paper dollar was backed by a real dollar of gold in the U.S. treasury vault) and changed over to this garbage fiat currency(that paper dollar is now only backed up by faith in the U.S. government). this is the reason why a 20 dollar gold coin from the 1890s is worth 1490 of today's dollar. inflation and lack of faith is a bitch.
-gunner

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okay. I've been reading your advice. It's very amusing because your so blunt when most people are not. So i need an honest answer from a man. I've been married to my husband for 2 years and we been together for a total of 4 years. We have had hard times like everyone else, but all around we've always had a pretty good sex life and always pretty affectionate with each other. As for the communication, he's always had a problem with expressing himself. I on the other hand, have no problem at all telling him how i feel. I'm very blunt and honest. He just bites his tongue more i think. Anyway he changed jobs a couple months ago. He went from working days to nights and it messed his schedule up completely which i understand. But it's like NOTHING has went back to normal yet. We argue constantly, we don't have sex as much as we used to and i LOVE sex!!!! Most married men are begging for it, like a dog wanting a freaking bone, but not him. I'm the one that's always bringing it up and he says he has more important things to worry about than sex. We have 2 kids together so our lives are hectic, but i feel like we should STILL make time to "keep it alive" you know? He says i "bitch" too much, and i say he doesn't give me what i need enough. Like .. affection, sex, communication, attention. Really thats all i want. But it's almost like he wont do it because he KNOWS i want him to! We just dont get along anymore and me being "sexually frustrated" doesn't help anything. Like i said before, ALL of this started happening when he started this new job. He has changed since he's been working night shift, like completely changed. I just dont know what to do anymore. I feel like everything is falling apart.

right now, I'm thinking its job stress. I've done the night/day switch several times before, and it sucks. its one of those things that your body naturally rebels against. imagine waking up every day feeling like garbage, eating dinner when its your breakfast time... still, thats no excuse. What does he do on the night shift? I assume he doesn't tell you much, but something may be stressing him out on the job. I suggest you get somebody to watch the kids, and you guys have some alone time. whether its having a nice breakfast, going out to a park, it just needs to be something in which you two have some peace and quiet for an hour or two and can work out the issue. absolutely no tv, cell phones, computers, or any other BS distractions. He needs to understand that his family is his cheerleading squad, not an adversary. and if he bitches about missing the game, tell him you're taping it or something.
good luck
-Gunner


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factory job making bmw car seats? thats pretty badass. I love those cars. but assembly line work sucks in the first place, and doing repetitive work in the middle of the night has got to be horrible. add a jerk boss to the mix...
well, best of luck to you both.

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Well, i was born, oldest of four kids. first off my mother had a divorce when i was born, my 13 yeaer old sister, and she was pregnant with my now 6 year old sister. she ran away from california to montana to try a new life. She married a man named Jesse. that man abused me, and hated me, never had a job, and forced us to move 14 different places during my age of 9-12. my mom had a kid with him and he is now 3. they got a divorce and out of spite Jesse called immigration on my mother. she was put into a detention center, and within two days of that my father in Cali came and took me and my 13 year old sister, my two younger sibs went with Jesse. my mom will be deported on June 23rd. i was forced to California for 4 months, and i was lonely, never made a single friend since all the highschool kids (im 16 by the way) did drugs or alcohol. so i didnt fit in. anyhow, through all this i had a girlfriend, she has been amazing. she was the only "Silver Lining" in my life. And i recently came back to montana, for spring break and i decided to stay. my mom got released from the detention center and so i decided to stay with my friend Ryan, (16 years old too) anyway, his parents took me in like their own child, this made my dad very angry and he disowned me. he wont answer his phone, he wont call me, he said he's dissconnecting my phone, and he said he's done with me and trying to help me. so he's been gone for like 2 weeks... and i had to go to court to fight for the right to see my two younger siblings. The attorney told me to find people willing to go to the cort session as people supporting my mom. so i called my girlfriends parents (i always got along with them and they were always nice to me) so they went to the court. it was there that they both found out just how shitty my life has been so far. after finding this all out in court, they decided my life was "to stressful for their daughter" so they took her out of school, took away her phone, took away her laptop, and any means of contact with me. (this happened the day before yesterday) they refuse to let me see her, and refuse to let me talk to her. This hurts me. she has been there for me through everything, all my shitty life experiences, all of it. she's been with me (2 years) i can't live without her. i simply can not go on. i know that sounds ridiculous seeing as how i am so young. but believe me. i know she is "the one" i've dated girls before and thought i liked them, but compared to this one. they are nothing. she is the love of my life and the one i cnt let go. every time im around her, i feel like my life has meaning and purpose. i feel like i want to become a better person. i just cant live without her. and i know she needs me too. i dont know what to do... someone... please help me...

well dude, seeing as how you're awesome at rolling with the punches, I'd suggest rolling with this one as well. If she's really "the one", then she'll wait out her parent's bullshit(yes, they will eventually calm down and let her have her phone back) and call you. if she cares about you as much as you do her, then you're set. just let things settle down, and have faith that everything will come out okay in the end.
good luck, kid.
-Gunner

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hello, i am a communist. i am a registered member of the communist party of the usa. I have been a communist for about 3 years. and i have only recently getting active in spreading my views on politics, and other issues. so is there any advice i could get, that would make my point sound convincing.

sorry, the 20th century is a pretty good counterargument to your beliefs. however, might I suggest you focus on certain aspects of communism, the ones that people don't actively oppose just out of human nature. I'm pretty sure you can start conversations on socialized medicine and expand your views from there. seeing as how that one aspect of communism has gained great support in many circles, it may just be the springboard you could use successfully.
small scale, the idea has merits. large scale, too vulnerable to corruption.
I do not wish you luck, in fact, I oppose your beliefs quite strongly. but I do wish you a pleasant day.
-Gunner

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I used to have good luck with the ladies and now I don't since I gained about 45 lbs. I think I have gotten funnier since then though but it doesnt seem to make a difference. I am a 22yr old male 6'1 225 lbs and heavily tattooed. Am I too fat or is it in my head?

hell, half of it is confidence. if you're self-conscious about how you look, chicks pick up on that. it still comes down to dropping that weight though.
-Gunner

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why is the bay of pigs so controversial? im doing a paper on it and trying to understand it but im having a bit of trouble as to why its controversial.. is it controversial due to the fact that it should have never happened.. do some people believe that it shouldnt have been attempted while others do? any ideas please? I just dont really understand the controversy of it.

The United States infringed upon the sovereignty of Cuba by having a proxy force trained by the CIA attempt to overthrow the communist regime. what is not controversial about that? its like training your neighbor's dog to kill your neighbor in his sleep. The United States, under the Kennedy administration, made a serious error of judgement in this. Imagine what would happen if we took ten thousand Iranian immigrants, trained them, and used obsolete U.S. aircraft flown by CIA pilots to air-drop them back into Iran. Diplomacy(and overthrowing hostile regimes) is about being subtle, this was an overt act of war without prior declaration of hostilities. we pretty much did what the Japanese did at pearl harbor, but with different tools. and that continues to be referred to as "a date which will live in infamy.".
different side of the same coin.
-gunner

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Me and my boyfriend have been going out for almost four years, I am 18 and he is 22. We were each others first, and we started having sex around 6 months, we did it at the park, in this secret hidden area since we couldn't do it at each others home's or anything well anyway I think a girl going down on him was always his fantasy so the second day we tried sex he made me go down on him and I gagged a lot but he loved it and then I tried him going down on me but he would go down and then up and stare at it and he had this face of like confusion and kind of disgust I'm clean shaven and I have good hygiene and since then I never brought it up since I thought he was disgusted by it but recently this year I started feeling it was so selfish because I go down on him at least two times a day I just feel like its so selfish because he gets the pleasure out of it and I get nothing, that's his favorite thing to do always he doesn't go a day without it and its been four years and I started bringing it up this year and he's like "oh I will" and "okay babe I will" and one day he tried it and he stopped like after three seconds and I was asking him if I was nasty or what? and he said he didn't know what to do and felt like he didn't know what he was doing.and I dk what to tell him to do because I've never had that done to me. I don't understand how HE can't know because he watches p*rn a lot and I know in the p*rn videos the guys who down and them zoom in and crap :( (porn is disgusting to me I gag when watching it so I don't know wanna watch it) and I really want him to do that because the face he makes and the pleasure he gets when I do it to him I want to feel that too and my friends say its the most pleasurable thing ever and I can only imagine cause once he kisses me in that area even on my legs I feel so amazing and I just wish he would go down on me, its my fantasy too:( what can I do? or how can I persuade him or do I have no hope?

I concur. this dude needs to get over his fear of screwing up and dive in. personally, I think the dude's a tool for not doing it. I'm of the opposite opinion to him, I love going down on girls. but like every other guy, I had to start somewhere, so I just moved my tongue in every configuration and pattern and had my girlfriend tell me what she liked. the only time trial-and-error doesn't work is with hand grenades.
-Gunner

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Why does it seem like guys are not as insecure of their bodies as girls are? It seems like guys will just get naked right in front of people like nothing, when I don't feel like girls would do that (I know I wouldn't and I am a skinny girl)

I dunno.. I've met chicks that are just as nonchalant about nudity as I am, but they were all drop-dead gorgeous, so the example may be flawed. ehh.. I know I'm not a 10 in anybody's book, but when I'm scantily clad, its usually for a purpose (ie: its hot, or I'm swimming). my prime concern is not what other people are thinking when they see my forest of body hair, but in completion or enjoyment of the activity at hand. I guess its about being comfortable with showing your perceived imperfections to others and not hiding behind a facade.
but rest assured, nobody's perfect. once you can accept that and be comfortable in your own skin, disrobing in front of others isn't so bad at all.
-Gunner

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I bought the sweet licks wildberries at spencers today could i use this for eating my girlfriend out and giving her a back massage?

yeah. you'll like it. but just for future reference, thats the cheap shit.
here's some of the good stuff for massage:
http://ww2.pureromance.com/PUBLICSTORE/product/Serenity,799,139.aspx

and this link...oh boy.. if you go down on your girl with this stuff... this is like throwin gasoline on a bonfire.. http://ww2.pureromance.com/PUBLICSTORE/product/Ex-T-Cee,793,145.aspx

its expensive, but trust me, its worth it.
good luck
-Gunner

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why do we use soaps

just throwing this out there, but perhaps we use soaps to stay clean? your body produces a bunch of oil, you shed massive amounts of skin particles, sweat.... and the most effective tool we've made to deal with this laundry list of stuff is soap. do you know what its like to go for thirty days without bathing? its disgusting, your whole body itches and crawls... and parasites get involved... its not pretty.
did that explain it?
-Gunner

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I'm 15/f and had a pilonidal cyst removed about 2 weeks ago. I was on medications to not get an infection but since it's on my tailbone, I can't see much. What are signs of an infection?

I got one of those when I was in afghanistan three years ago. beside what the other dude said, to which I agree, you should consider doing the following: snap pictures with a digital camera every once in a while and check the color around the site. it worked for me out on the pakistan border, so it should work for you. there are several methods of cyst removal, I've had two different procedures done, one back at the FOB where they just cut it open and drained the nasty fluid out(no painkillers, they had to gag me... it hurt alot), the second time around the Germans just cut the whole thing out and left a huge gaping hole the size of a golfball that I had to pack daily. I've heard there's a less invasive procedure... but it wasn't done on me. just remember to keep the area as clean as possible, and you should be okay. if the need arises, they have a gel antibiotic that is administered topically with the packing material, so if the need arises, you can request that.
good luck
-Gunner

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I'm looking for some people from New Jersey that are into fishing to answer this.

I'm from PA but Im going to NJ in about a week for a few days and want to do some fishing. I have a PA fishing license, do I need a NJ license as well? If so, how do I go about getting one? Can I do it online?

Also, I need tips and advice on crabbing equipment. I'm looking for inexpensive stuff because I'll barely ever use it.

Feel free to include any other tips, advice or ideas you have regarding fishing in South Jersey.

Thanks!

yeah, if you're over 16 you need a license. out of state costs a bit more than local, and make sure you get the right license(ie: freshwater or saltwater). just check this link:
http://www.state.nj.us/dep/fgw/
and
http://www.state.nj.us/dep/fgw/fishneed.htm

good luck
-Gunner

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do boys get or give more rim jobs

given proximity, every dude thats gone down on a chick has. I'm personally not a fan of receiving it, however, I make the extra effort if I really like the girl. Tip: have mouthwash readily available.
-Gunner

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are vaginas supposed to look wrinkly ?

yes. and they are awesome.
-Gunner

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A friend recently bought me a voodoo doll from New Orleans. I live in New Zealand. How do I safely get rid of it? I don't want to throw it in the bin incase something bad happens. I was thinking of just putting it in the post and sending it somewhere but I am scared of something happening too. What should I do? Please help.

soak it in chicken's blood, let it dry, then burn it. be forewarned, its gonna smell really really bad.
-Gunner

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What do i get my boyfriend for a 9 month aniversory?

wow for a second there I thought you meant you were with child! oh thats rich.
there's really no guidelines, perhaps a nice shirt, or maybe the cologne he likes.

I personally fail to see the point of having all of these celebrations (ie: 1 month, 3 month, 9 month, etc.), at one year I'd go somewhere nice and do something extraordinary. measuring it in months makes it seem like an oil spill- something horrible that needs to be cleaned up right the hell now.

however, don't let that interrupt, you kids have fun.
-Gunner

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Basically my question is, what would you classify me as?

I was a good girl growing up. Like no intercourse or anything. I was locked down in the house getting grades. Then I hit college or in other words freedom. Boys and liquor got introduced. I started to become sexual as in giving and receiving oral. I believe I am sexual to a point, but I am 19 and still a virgin. Yes I said it, 19 and still a virgin. 20 in 17 days! lol I have done many sexual things I am not proud of. Like giving oral to a guys friend 2 months after talking to that guy. I feel like some people would classify me as a slut because of the number of guys I gave oral to. But I am much more than that. I am very loving and caring! But all people see when they see me is, she give good head. I want to start over you know? I like holding onto my virginity so at least I can still hold on to that good girl. So, what would you consider me?

Thankyou if you can get to this question.

I don't really deal in labels, but I'd have to say word is most likely spreading around about your extracurricular activities. best way to deal with this issue is to refrain from doing the activity that gives you a bad rep. after a while, the bullshit will go away.
its all cause and effect.
-Gunner

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so i hooked up with this guy just once and we're both back for spring break and i wanna hook up again. he said i was really good after the first time. we both don't want a relationship so don't say "don't cause you'll fall in love" or any of that. i just want to hookup haha. do guys like being umm a bootycall i guess? lol so should i text him?

sure. it may not be my cup of tea, but as long as you two are both on the same page, have fun.
-Gunner

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