disasterxwoah's advice column

Sorry is this is kind of weird but lately a lot of people have been saying " Who wears the pants in a relationship? "

I don't really understand what that means. =/ Thanks lol

Basicly it means, whos the boss in the relationship. Who controls more.

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Okay, a few questions here about tanning. If you go to a tanning PLACE.. then.. okay.. lol here:
[1] What do you wear?
[2] Do you go in a room alone?
[3] Do you lay down in a closed thing or what?
[4] Will other people see you?
[5] About how much does it cost?
[6] Are there any age limits?

[1]. Nothing
[2]. Yes you are in there alone & there is a lock on the door
[3]. You lay down and pull the top down over you, it doesnt lock into place or anything
[4]. No one else will see you, closed room alone
[5]. Where I go, a student tans for $4
[6]. Anyone under age of 16 needs a parent sign for them (thats were I go atleast) some places could be different.

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Hi, my gf and i have only been going out for 4 weeks but i feel dif abut her idk what it is and i really love her like sex doesnt matter to me when im with her (yet it is nice) my friends think im in it for the sex and they tell her it but she wont believe me that i love her...how do i get her to believe me and if i tell my frends there just goign to call me a pussy?

If you really do love your gf then it shouldnt matter what your friends call you. They are just going to call you a pussy because they are jealous that you found someone you like alot. You friends shouldnt tell her that your only in it for sex, thats just wrong. NO relationship should be built around sex. If you really do love your gf explain to her how much she means to you, and explain that no matter what your friends say, you are not in it for sex. Let her know how much she means to you, why you like hanging around her and how she is different from anyone else. Like I said, she shouldnt listen to your friends, and your friends shouldnt be sayin stuff like that to her anyways. Talk to your friends and her.. see how that works out. If nothing changes send me another question in the INBOX and I would be happy to help you more :)

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Is running a mile and a half in 13 min. and 48 sec. what you guys would consider good, average, or below average?

Above average I say :)

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is playing with your clitoris to orgasm technically masturbating or no?

Yes, its masturbating....

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does anyone know any programs that you can download for free not a free trial thats almost as good as photoshop? thankss

I use www.mytheme.com. You can Edit your pictures, Undo anything you dont like, you DONT have to download and its FREE.

At the top of the website you like on [animation studios] and its all right there.

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you know those birkenstock shoes everyone is wearing? well i want to buy a pair, (the regular tan color) but i don't know if i should or not. what opinions do you guys have on them? thanks, soo much!

I have a pair, and I love them. I find them comfortable & yes to get on & off. I also have the light tan color.. If you like them and want to buy them go for it :) Some people think they are ugly, others don't. They are still popular at my school. You like them, go for it :)

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Okay so my boyfriend ` ah :) he makes me so happy. I always have the best times when im with him. I like him because hes silly & isnt the kind of guy that just wants to do stuff all the time. Everytime we wanna hangout we can never decide on what to do, do you have any fun ideas on what we can do ?

Thanks.

I`ll try my best, but I have that probelm too sometimes :

Watch movies
Play video games
mall
movies
talk a walk
take pictures
play bored games
talk

Sorry not alot, but I tend to have the same problem, also if you guys both like say the same sport such as soccer, you guys could play that as well :)

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Do they have Converse at wal*mart?

I'v never seen real ones, but I saw [knock-off] ones before. Not too sure they still have them there, but it never hurts to check :)

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ok ahhhhhhh ok so like i dont know how to respond when i get like a compliment. like i have no idea what to say to them. like this guys like your realllly cute. and im like aww thanks =D but i f elt wierd... because ididnt compliment him back you kno?? so what do i do?

" Aw, thanks.. so are you "
" Aw, thats sweet of you "
" Thanks, same to you "

You can say the same thing back, even if its not true ;)

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my cuzin said like this guy said BJ or something to someone and i was like umm what and apparently it means something that i do not know. could someone help me out

Thanks
(it might have been two other letters but i think it was BJ)

BJ = blow job ; much like HJ = hand job.

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what does bff mean? i hear it everywhere but what does it stand for.

i'm guessing best friend forever?

Mhm, you were right. BFF = Best Friends Forever.

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hey id like to know how much the following singers weigh and their height please:
britney spears
christina aguilera
paris hilton
shakira
beyonce
avril lavigne

yeah weird question but im really curious:)

Lets see : www.GOOGLE.com :)

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how do you give a handjob?

Google it :) You`ll find alot better answers then what I can give.

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http://photos-150.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v11/76/97/1223790783/n1223790783_30024150_4931.jpg

^^WHATS THIS A PIC OF??

It`s weed in the form of a nug [spl?].

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14/girl and I have flat hair. GRRRR! I do not want to change shamppoo. Does anyone know how I can increase my hair volume without buying another shampoo? I use Sunsilk for volume, but it gives me static instead. HELP!

I have the same problem, I tired sunsilk too, but it just gave me static also. So I switched to [ Garnier Fructis Style : XXL volume thickening mousse ]. It give me no static & gives my super falt hair, lots of volume. Try that it should help alot. :)

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