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ok so i have this bf for about 3 months...he is being mean to me..in the halls he says break up with me jokingly n tells me he would rather hang with his frinds to go airsofting than hang with me...i really like him still n all but he doesnt care about me like i think a boyfriend should...should i talk to him maybe he will change or should i dumb him...my guy friend has said to me that my bf doesnt care about me n that he is being an ***hole towards me.im confused b\c i still really like him n if i break up with him i might regret it...im confused on what to do..

Next time he acts like a dick. Say
"air soft is for pussies who dont like pain" WHen hes baffled then say " paintball is a mans sport"

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I am a 13 year old girl and in 7th grade. I would describe my clothes style as preppy. However, the music I normally listen to is (in my opinion, I really don't know) far from preppy. I listen to bands like Green Day, The Killers, Linkin Park, and Evanesence (I don't think I spelled that right). I was just wondering if anyone thought this was weird. I can listen to some "preppy" music (a.k.a- stuff you would find on TRL) but most of it really bugs me, because it doesn't soud like they are the people singing. Again, does anyone think that this is odd? Sorry for the length, but I was just wondering! Thanks in advance to all that reply!

Oh, so you're saying.

"Im and idiot who goes with all the lables, yet my two labesl dont clash. I should be listeing to TRL music because thats what the one stupid label i go by listens too. Yes i like other crap music that isnt even my label. I just dont wanna be called a gay poser or anything."

You people annoy me. Who cares what clothes and music you listen to. Idiot.

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how do i change my password on AIM

My aim
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There's this boy I like and we're close, but I can't tell if we are just friends. We talk on the phone and on the internet alot, and hang with eachother at school but still, alot of the times, it seems like we're friends. He's really sweet to me, and not anyone else. And about twice, we were talking and he had a boner. I'm not sure if that makes any difference though. The point is, I really want to make a move but first, I want to know if it sounds like he's interested, or if we're just friends.

!& CHELS

Idiot. If you already dont see signs, well.... ill put it like this. Boy dont like going out with idiots. I suggest staying away, as you're too dumb to see "signs"

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I have to ask this question, out of pure and utter curiousity. Is Targets running somewhat of a scam? The Ipod Minis are on sale, well, they give you a $15 gift card with the purchase of the mini thats 4G, but every store is "SOLD OUT", and I find this HARDDDD to believe, due to the fact the sale just started, and every store is like "WE got a HUUUGE shipment yesterday, but they sold out".

No, if its a scam the would be taking peoples money. Its no use to scam someone to coming to your store.

It doesnt make sense. If you cant actualy buy the ipod, its not a scam.

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hey i hate the mintiness burn of toothpaste and i heard baking soda works, but how do i use it as a toothpaste?? thanks for anyone who helps!

Try mixing vinegar with the baking soda, WHILE the baking soda is in your mouth. That should help.

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I am an artist and was asked to pain a picture of Corona beer. Is it legal for me to paint brand names without infringing on copyright/trademark, etc?

As long as you dont sell and make moeny off of them.

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In english class we're doing a project and we have to read it outloud. Last time when i was reading something outloud evry1 lauged at me! (Darn my squeeky voice) Anyways, i dunt want 2 read mine outloud! What should i do??

Well, take the failing grade and go to summer school!

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how do you give head?! Honestly i need to kno!!!!

Havnt you seen any of those porno movies? Okay, probably not. Its like sucking a lollipop!

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I have a cat that weighs 15 pounds and he's only 1 and a half years old. I'm worried about him, but my mom says it's no big deal and it's just his bone structure, but he was so tiny when he was a kitten! Do I have a valid reason to worry?

Its a cat...

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I am so tired of people writing "liek dis" Spell correctly so that you can actually get some advice! I don't even know how those questions even appear on the site if it's not even understandable...Does anyone agree with me or am I just illiterate?

Yeah, you're annoying. To me you seem like a pedantic. Also, you're a little short on the GRAMMAR side yourself buddy. I suggest, next time, when you ask us a question of literacy. IT BETTER HAVE GOOD GRAMMAR SO IT DOESNT CONTRADICT ITSELF!

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Like any other annoying question...here it goes..

There's this guy..Scott..wow what a hottie..I've liked him since forever..7th grade..he gave me my first kiss..It wasn't even a kiss..more like a makeout session..but hey, that's even better! ..Turns out, I was just a stupid bet he won against the other guys..He said he was sorry..I accepted..we went out...broke up..went out, broke up..All this time while we broke up, I still had feelings for him...He said he still liked me, too...A couple of months ago, we went out..and this time, my feelings were even stronger..It felt like love..(I'm in 9th grade now) but he broke up with me because he said we weren't spending enough time together and that we were just "friends with benefits" I still like him..I really do. I am jealous when I know he's hanging out with other girls..I become depressed. I don't know what to do though...I live so far away from him and we don't even go to the same school...What do i do?

Well, just like any other annoying question asked by retards thatt gets an annoying answer taht will piss them off...here it goes!

You're dumb! 2 words to explain it. Dont you think that if you broke up 3-4 times, its probably not going to work the next time? Hmm, lets put 2 and 2 together.

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I just got my report card this past friday. It said that my grade point average is 3.95 which is really good. but when i started look at what i got (A A-) it said I had straight A's, A-'s A+'s and I was confused. I get to see my grade a week before they come out, and my science teacher said i was getting a B- then, on the report card it said A+...i don't understand that..can someone explain?
TarA

That teacher, the one who upped your grade, he digs you.

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I have a cousin who puts my probles on here for the world to know! It's really annoying me..what should I do..I don't want to seem mean though..

Dont do anything. No one knew it was you until now. Now we can all point and laugh!

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Ha ha I put this under love life so people would actually answer it cuz I need MAJOR help! I have a pretty big zit on my nose and I cant get rid of it so if u guyz know of any soaps or ANYTHING I could use on it, that would be great! Thanx and bye!

**~Emily~**

"Ha ha I put this under love life so people would actually answer it cuz I need MAJOR help!"

You just put that in the front of your question. Meaning, you just did scare everyone off.

I think you should mix vinegar and baking soda together. Then, open up the zit, get a cotton ball, dip it in the vinegar/baking soda. And dab it on your infected zit.

Also, try toothpaste.

The bakingsoda/vinegar once works better though. Seriously. Trust me.

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My eyelashes are really long meaning i cant wear Mascara becuase it makes them look even longer and weird. is there any mascara i can buy (that they sell in England) that will be ok for long eyelashes and wont make them look really long? thanks
xxxx

Get scissors. N chop em off! Then wear fake ones!

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My boyfriend and I have been together for nearly a year and we are very much in love. We do not attend the same highschool so not seeing him everyday does make it hard, but other than that, we have a very good relationship. He has a myspace and there is this girl that comments all the time saying how he's "An awesome kid" and she wishes they could hang out more. I checked out her myspace and in a few of her pictures, HIS pictures are in there with her. Not just him by himself, but him with her and another one of their friends. He's been spending wayy too much time with her and I don't know what to think. I've been cheated on by every boyfriend I had and I thought this one would be different. I don't know what to do. Can anyone help me out?

No. We dont know him. So how can we help, we have no idea.

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i take showers every day..i wash myself very good..im very clean and i have pimple/zit things on my butt..i dont kno wat they r and i dont kno how to get rid of them! IM ONLY 13 and im embarressed by themmm!! How do i get rid offf themmmmmmmmmm.THANK u so much

Its called ASS HERPES! AAAAAAH!

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My friend just informed me of this-
okay, when you got off the bus nate said we saw you making out with ej, then she said who saw? and he said cameron and kristin, and then she said to nate what did kristin say, then he said that you said that ya'll have only been going out for 2 or 3 days, then she got mad or something and all the guys are like fight tommrow...and i gave this look to nate and was like why did you say that? and he is like i don't know.

'she' Is a new girl at our school. I saw them making out and I told someone on our bus- It wasn't a rumor it was the truth. If she didn't want anyone to know, why did she make out with him in the bus stop? Well my question is- what do I do if she is going to like hurt me for nothing... I wouldn't fight back?

Hahaha. You dont know what to do, because you pissed her off. If she pulls a knife on you. I hope you're in track or something. You're in for a lil trouble.

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i feel like when I get pushed around, I'm too scared to stand up for myself and I just ignore what happenes.Also I'm kinda short and also white.Where I live most people are different races and believe they are tougher than a small little white girl...how do i be more assertive witout being a bitch?I just want to be able to defend myself.

No. Be a bitch. Carry a knife. And grap em, and put it to their neck. Then be like. If you mess with me again, you're gunna be eating outta tubes for the rest of your short life.

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