about

I'm extremely cynical, sarcastic, and apathetic. I doubt I'll take you serious.
I'm a deadbeat and probably have no future. I drive a stick shift, probably better than you.

advice

I was thinking about using hydroxycut , my boyfriend who is 17 & never used it told me that it makes you not hungry. & then i told him that it's basically like starving yourself then, and he said no, and then he said something else. I'm only 15 & i'm 5'0, 130 pounds. The problems i have on my body is my stomach , sides, waist, and thighs. I would like to lose weight in those areas before august 13 ... so my questions are...

does it work?
& if so will i get good results by august 13th?
Is it basically like starving yourself?
Can i walk by sweets and not crave them?
& if i get it what food should i eat?

thnx in advance and i'm really sorry it's long.

ANYTHiNG Will help....
&heart's; kayla

diet pills are the root of all evil.
You know that once you stop taking them, you put the weight back on. and your body grows a depdance to them.
They can cause heartattacks, and strokes
and problems that no one wants.

a better way, would be working out and eating healthy.
You should stick to foods that a green.

[view]

15/f

Hey I'm having a sleepover at my house and we are planning to watch tons of movies.

What are some good ones? (so far we have Thirteen, Mean Girls and She's the Man)

Thankss! :)

-Raquiem for a Dream
-16 candles
-the breakfast club
-Weird Science
-Freaky Friday
-Half baked
-How High
-man of the house
-national security

[view]

What exactly is a hopeless romantic?

It's a person who has all these romantic ideas, who strongly beleives in love and passion.
and is,well, hopeleslly romantic.

[view]

I'm a pretty girl, I'm not trying to be cocky but I'm proud of my looks. When I'm out hott guys check me out, wink, smile, or wave at me all the time. However, the only boyfriends I can get are losers. What do I do?

you know looks aren't everything.

[view]

i am from india.i have been masterbating for a long time im 22yrs 5feet 5inches high 64kilos.what my problem is that i can hav an orgasm as many times i want in a day by rubbing myself on a pillow in the sitting position.but during sex thats not possible.i just dont come during sex.after my partner finishes then i sit on a pillow and come.so please tell me what i should do about this and is it possible for me to come during sex.i feel depressed sometimes because of this.

many girls don't orgasm during sex.
That's why they have foreplay, so you get off and almost there again
and he hits your g-spot when you're having sex.
And don't be afraid to tell him to rub your clit or do it yourself.

[view]

This is weird, but Im TERRIFIED of sex. Im 14. But, I hate to think about which is weird because I masturbate all the time..but to think of something actually going in there is scary to me. Ive tried to put tampons in before and even that KILLS..I only get half way and I stop. Can anyone tell me if sex really hurts? On a scale of 1-10? Is there any pain sex compares to? Is it worth it?

Your first time is the worst.
The best advice I can give for your first time
is well, to get drunk.
I have a high pain tolerence but I'd place it
around a...7.
But the more you do it the less it hurts.
After the first time you've made it through the worst.

[view]

Ive been told that you can still be preg. even if you get your period.. Im kinda scared because ive been feelin sick for a week now and i get dizzy and the only think i can think of is that i may be prego because on the 1st i had unprotected sex. but i got my period so is it possible to get your period n still be pregnant

my best friend's sister had her period
2ce before she found out she was pregnant
...with twins.

[view]

i took a ept pregnancy test and it came out positve could the test be wrong

it's very possible.
You should take another to be sure.

[view]

i have this cousin who is 15 and im 13 and he is so hot and he has been checking me out and i was wondering (we are blood related) what would happen if we made out or worse.

Well,
you would be incest.

[view]

i was just wondering if having sexual intercourse "feel" the same as masterbating?

is it better or worse?

thanks

worse.
I'm not gonna lie.

[view]

My bf always tells me to ask him questions, but i never have any, i know alot about him already. can sombody give me a list (as long as possible please)

what are your plans for the future?
//
have you ever had a near death experience and how did it happen, and if not, what would you do if you did?
//
What would you do if I died, right here right now?
//
Name all of the things you want to do before you die, and why.
//
Would you rather have a hamburgur or a hotdog?
//
Would you still date me if I looked different than I do now, and if you he says, go into detail about how ugly you could make yourself look--then ask agin
//
Is money the root of all evil?
//
Do you think that T.V really rots your brian?
//
have you ever cheated, would you ever cheat, what would you do if I cheated,and would you take me back if I did
//
pepsi or coke?
//
How do you think your life would be right now if you would've never met me?
//
what would you be doing right now if you would've never met me?
//
What would you do for me (and keep on giving extreme situations)
//
if I asked you to go into the store and buy me tampons, would you?
//
Do you beleive in love at first site, or lust at first site?

Yeah my ex was the same way.

[view]

I like this guy and he likes me. We kind have thing with eachother. The problem is everytime my bestfriend finds out we hang out she gets mad and we end up in an argument. This is the second time now. It kills me to fight with her but i love this guy. What do I do...do i go for the guy and risk losing her as a friend??

Female age 15

what happened to chicks before dicks?
bros before hos?
Good, because that has nothing to do with this.
If you're happy with this boy
then your friend should like to see you happy
& accept this.
She sounds jealous to me.

[view]

My sister is such a bitch. Everytime I do the slightest thing wrong she swears at me (eg. f*cking retard, f*cking moron). She searches for stuff I do wrong so she can yell at me. She thinks she's a perfect little angel, when she's not and fucks up just as much as I do, but when she does, she just shrugs it off and says "whatever". I've tried ignoring but it doesn't work. How can I make her stop calling me names ? I really appreciate any help because I can't take this.

That's how me and my sister were
except the age difference.
You'll get along in a couple years.
I garuntee it.

[view]

I had asked a question almost a week ago about my boyfriend dumping me out of the blue. Well, I find out today that he and one of my GOOD friends had sex.


Now, this is for anyone to answer. She thinks there is nothing wrong with it because we broke up. Tell me how FUCKED up it is that she would do that when she KNOWS I'm not over him and we broke up not even a week ago.


Right when I was just starting to be okay with us breaking up... This happens.

pretty much sounds like you have this one figured out.
It is fucked up.
and it sounds like she's a sleazy best friend.

[view]

Alright, well im 14 years old. And i've been with my girlfriend for awhile in which i extremely love, i've kissed her before, just little pecks on the lips and cheek, but what is the best way to have a long kiss with your girlfriend? Like, just kissing for awhile, is there a certain way that girls like guys to kiss?

Can't wait for an answer. :-)
Thanks.

we're pretty much down for anything.

[view]

when people answer other people's questions with: go ask the doctor, isn't that kind of redundant? who goes all the way to the doctor's office to ask one little question anyway? what do they mean? just ask the doctor over the phone? what if your doctor is actually a pediatrician and might think you're a hypochondriac? i have tons of questions to ask my "doctor." i can't go ask every single time. write down the questions and ask the doctor the next time you visit for something semi-more important?

psh
go to the doctor.

[view]

hey
i was wondering where you can buy soffee shorts at? (for girls or women) because i go to the mall and almost everyone is wearing them with the top part of the shorts flipped back so you can see Soffee on the tags.. thanks !

Atheletic stores
and I think Kohls.

[view]

I am f/13 and I know I'm young tons of ppl told me that but I want to have a long term relationship with one of my best friends who is 11- he's in 6th grade but his birthday is late in the year so it kinda ruins it but my mom thinks he's to young for me- but my BFF who is his sister say go for it and I've known her all my life she would never lie to me- nethier would he-and my stepdad thinks hes at a good age to but I want to know what you think- ty in advance
Jenni

when you're 35, he'll be 32.
besides, whatever happened to
'age isn't anything but a number'
go for it.

[view]

I was just wondering...how can you tell if your attracted to someone of the same sex? Like...if i look at a girl, somtimes i'll think, "oh, she's pretty" and if i look at a guy i'll think "oh he's cute." (by the way, i'm a girl) But, anyway, like, somtimes i feel attracted to guys, and i really want to get to know them, but then again, somtimes i look at some of my friends who are girls, and i just kinda..you know, wonder....heh, that sounds weird. But yeah, so i was wondering, how do you tell if your bi or gay or stuff like that.

By the way, i'm christian, so my religon is totally against things like that....so thats why i havn't talked to anyone, and i cant...

Personally, if your religion is going to stop you from loving someone
Than I wouldn't call that a faith.

You're probably Bisexual.
I discovered I was by the same thoughts, then realizing I could actually imagine myself with them.
But you might just be curious, everyone does that once in a lifetime.
You have to listen to the voices and the way your body feels when you get that attraction to a person.

[view]

So in 7th Grade I was over weight and I lost about 40 pounds in 2 months. I have stretch marks what can i do to get them gone completley. Also, how do u get cellulite (spelling) to go away.
i want to be a model when i grow up and i dont want to deal with stretch marks and cellulite.
THANKS.

Cocoa Butter.
works miracles.

[view]

<<< Previous Advice Column
Next Advice Column >>>
humorist-workshop
eXTReMe Tracker