It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.
About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.
I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)
++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.
++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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so while i was at six flags yesterday with friends, my stupid boyfriend decides to text me to tell me that he got into a fight and asked me to come over bc i was the only one he wanted to see. when i called him he was givin me all the details of this fight and i was flippin out. well today, it turns out he was just kidding. he apologized and said she shouldn't have done that [well duh], but i wanna get him back. since im a girl i cant very well say i got into a fight, but since i was at six flags all day im tryin to think of somethin that i could say happened out there, i just dont know what. i want it to be good, something that'll make his stomach drop for a minute like mine did, but i cant think of anything. any ideas?
ps- please dont say, oh i dont think you should do that, or that's not the mature thing to do. he was playin with me, so now its my turn. 0=] (link)
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Tell him you hung out with a bunch of cute boys and they snagged a few pictures [and emails and numbers] with you. :]
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ok so imn going out with a really great guy but...... last night i found out that he has gotten drunk like 5 times and hes gotten high like 2 times. and im not sure if i need to freak or not, he said he woudnt get high again because he said he likes me alot. and my friend asked him the farthest hes gone with a girl and he wouldnt answer... so should i be worryed. and my friend told him to kiss me( This is my best friend. Who gets in my love life.) well he said ok and then later i asked him about it and he said he wanted to. only problem is that iv only kissed one guy...(i know, loser right? lol) and idk, its kinda scary for me....
please, guys, girls, older people, anyone.
please tell me what i should do..... (link)
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Lovetornado, being thirteen and drunk is NOT not a big deal. It's illegal.
You aren't a loser for only kissing one boy at thirteen. Cherish your innocence, please. Don't be worried. If you want to know what your boyfriend's done with other girls--ask.
The only thing that would make you feel more comfortable about kissing is practice. Plus, only kiss boys that don't really care whether or not you're a good kisser- they like you.
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my little sister is 9 years old, and she still wears a pullup (like a diaper for toddlers) every night to bed. My mom doesn't understand how crazy this is. It's a waste of money, it's terrible for the environment, and it makes no sense! sure, she wets the pullup, but that's only because she isn't being trained not too! She is way too old, but my mom doesn't seem to care, and is too lazy to make her stop, because she doesn't want to be washing the sheets whenever she wets the bed. What should I do? Am I making it a bigger deal than it is? I would understand if she had a real bladder problem or something, but she doesn't, it's just that no one in my family wants to make an effort to stop this! What should I do? (link)
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I have a cousin that wet the bed until he was 13. He has no bladder problems either. That's just what kids do- they wet the bed.
She's nine years old, let her be nine. If you are so worried about the environment, recycle, volunteer in your community, and donate to charities and things like that.
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http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41aC13MIkyL._SL160_AA160_.jpg
does any one know where i can find this pillow sham really cheap? i just bought the comforter on sale at linens and things and they had no more shams left. and i've been searching the web for a cheap one but the cheapest one i've found is 40dollars. i also want the matching throw pillow but that is also 40 (link)
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Go back to the store where you bought the comforter and ask them to put the shams and throw pillow on back order for you. It may not be cheap cheap, but you'll have the complete set.
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alright so im a 16/f and I need some help to rock my bathing suit.
to start with, im a little on the hair side, so i was wondering how to i get rid of the little hair on my stomach and possibly other places?
also, im not fat but ive got a little belly. i was wondering what are some good exercises to make my tummy flat and lose some love handles
any advice is appreciated! thanks! (link)
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I've bookmarked a page on Yahoo! just for occasions like this. [:
http://health.yahoo.com/experts/rockertraining/10577/get-a-summer-bod-in-4-weeks
Um, and for the hair problem, I think we all have those little almost invisible hairs all over, so you could try Nair.. or just leave them and act like that aren't there. No one'll notice. :]
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I wish to know the proper way of breast binding. One of my girlfriends have been bothering me into teaching her how to do it. But I told her I learned the wrong way and ended up damaging my ribs and caused breathing problems for myself. But despite that she's still interesting in doing it.
Can anyone help me out and show me how it's done right?
17/f (link)
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http://www.ftmguide.org/binding.html
That's all I've got. [:
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Me and my bf Terry started going out the week b4 school ended, and we were so in love, but now that school's over we haven't talked in days and every time i call he's not home he never calls back, i love him so much, i even carved a T into my ankle, but it's so hard, what do i do? (link)
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After being together a week, if you're still in school especially, there is no way you can be "so in love".
If you haven't talked to your boyfriend in days it would be safe to say, to me, that he isn't serious about your relationship. Next time you talk to him, ask what's up.
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i have a 2 hour exam on monday. I do not know ANYTHING! what do i do? is it possible to learn a 100page revision guide in 4 hours? 2 hours today, 2 tomorrow. im only spending four hours because i have other exams to revise for (link)
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Instead of being online asking people if they think you can learn everything you need to by Monday-- GO STUDY.
It doesn't matter what we think. I've crammed last minute and it turned out alright. You should at least try.
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ok on myspace people abbreviate stuff and i have a ?
what does these things mean...?
s&ln
or
s&l
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You should ask someone that you've seen use them. I've personally never seen that. I'd have to agree with the person below me, it could be initals.
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I'm planning on making this an incredible summer. Any really fun ideas for a Summer to-do list? I'm 15, almost 16, and I'll pretty much do anything for fun. Just looking for a few creative ideas :) (link)
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Learn a new craft. Volunteer. Go to the beach. Try a new hairstyle. Help someone out. Perfect some skill. Learn a new sport. Um, that's all I've got. [:
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almost every person i see riding a bicycle has their left pant/jeans/sweatpant (as opposed to pants since i am talking about one side... lol) rolled up.... why is that? (link)
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Maybe so their pants don't get caught in their bike chain?
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17/f
okai.. long story short.. about two weeks ago, me and my bf had sex.. penetrated ONCE...yes ONCE.. and we kept trying but it didnt go back in.. is there a possibility that the precum might've empregnated me? although it went in once, i see it as a threat.. i haven't gotten my period..its a good 6 days late.. been getting some headaches and tiredness... could it be> thanks so much uin advance! (link)
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Take a test. There are a thousand arguments over whether precum actually has semen in it, but if you're so worried, take a test. Also, don't stress it. That affects your period, too.
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Im 13, turning 14, and i was wondering what jobs, on the books, you can get in NY suburbs. thanks (link)
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Not many. Try volunteering. You probably can't get a paying job many places at all.
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okay so im 15....
and
pregnant! i just found out...
yes i know i am very young to be pregnant.
i will be 16 in 2 months.
so please dont write about how im too young and blah blah blah...i already know....dont need to hear it more. thank you.
anyways....today i was on the laptop and my dad was next to me and i was looking at abortion pictures and saying how horrible it was. and my dad was like so if you got pregnant you would keep it? and i said YES I COULD NEVER KILL A BABY! and then we had this whole argument on how its not a baby at a certain amount of weeks and whatever...so i showed him an article on how they get nerves at 4 weeks so they do feel it and he was like I DONT CARE ID DRAG YOU DOWN TO THE CLINC AND MAKE YOU GET ONE! i just kept saying you cant make me..
REMEMBER....HE DOES NOT KNOW IM PREGNANT!
also when he found out my mom was pregnant with my little brother he yelled and screamed at her and dropped her off at the clinc..she sat there for HOURS crying...finally went in but they said she was too far along to get one...thank god.
so my dad is capable of having the heart to leave me at a clinc.
how do i tell him im pregnant without going through that? im keeping the baby, im still with the father and he is staying with me so i have help.
when i tell my dad should i immediately tell him abortion is out of the question?
can he really force me into an abortion? thats my right though isnt it? its not like since im under 18 he could make it get it by law right?
either way i need to tell him soon because i want this baby to be healthy so regular checkups to the OBGYN and getting put on healthy stuff is needed asap.
i live in florida if that helps?
thank you. (link)
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Talk to your mom. Your dad sounds a little cold to me, maybe your mom wouldn't be so bad.
No one can make you abort your baby but you. Even though you really shouldn't be having unprotected sex at such a young age- too late now. You really would do better to abort while you can, though. In the long run, it'd be so much better for everyone, including the baby. A child deserves two stable adult parents, you're still a kid. Not to mention the fact that even if the father's there now, doesn't mean he always will be.
People get spooked easily.
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okai so whats this song called that started when they went to the carneval in the movie "she's the man"
it sound slike
ou nananaa
and is electronicaish
i've heard it a lot of times but i dno the name lool
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Ooh la by goldfrapp. :D
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what is an orgasm? when guys are fingering girls, what does the girl's orgasm look or feel or sound like? and same for a guy's orgasm?
do guys think its attractive for girls to have an orgasm? (link)
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An orgasm feels like an explosion in your body. Trust me, you'll KNOW when you have one. When every nerve ending in your body suddenly feels like it's tingling, and you're possibly (probably) out of breath, that's an orgasm. I'd say most girls can't hide their orgasms well, especially not their facial expressions. Guy's orgasms aren't really as exciting as girls (to me at least). When a guy has an orgasm (well, I don't know for sure, I don't have a penis) I imagine it feels just as good for them as it does a girl, and then they jizz. :]
My boyfriend thinks it's sexy as hell to get me all worked up, and feels like like f'ing man when he makes me orgasm. :]
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what are some foods that make you horny? im just curious. ive heard green m&m's make you horny? is that also true? lol. thanks in advance ! =] (link)
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Lol, I've never heard of the green ones in particular. Chocolate seems to be a very sexy food, though. Although some other foods are also considered aphrodisiacs, it's more what you DO with the food (how sexy you can make something like a strawberry look, I mean) that makes the difference.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/45269/can_green_foods_make_you_horny.html
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Does film expire? More details...okay so I have film and it says that it expires on 3/2005 and since its 2008 does that mean if i take pictures with that film that the pictures wont come out because the film is expired? Please let me know I need the film for tomorrow...thank you! (link)
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It's probably still good, but try it on unimportant stuff. If whatever you're using it for IS important, go ahead and spend a couple bucks and buy a new roll.
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my boyfriend has cheated on me once before and he told me a year later.
he lives far away now and i only get to see him twice a week.
yesterday he was sitting on the bus with this girl and shes like i dont want to talk I'm busy because i wanted to talk to her.
and she was copying off my boyfriends homework.
and also this gay guy keeps saying to people how he wants to have sex with my boyfriend. and my boyfriend doesnt even say no he gets flattered.
should i breakup with him? (link)
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Always break up with a cheater, imo. You respect more than that. The gay guy... well, he has nothing to do with anything. Although my boyfriend would be grossed out if another guy said he'd like to have sex with him, it doesn't mean your boyfriend's unfaithful or gay. (Even though there's nothing wrong with the gay part).
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I can't wait to go on a RoAd TrIp! But where should i go? I want to go somewhere in canada, so I don't have to cross the border (i live in toronto) I just want to get away for a week or two. Any Ideas?? (link)
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Although I don't live in Canada (wish I did) I found a few sites that might give you a few ideas. I hope you have fun. [:
http://realtravel.com/da-1044-canada_attractions
http://realtravel.com/tag-z674449-1543.html
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