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Hi I just turned 13 a week ago and when I was 12, this man pulled up in a car beside me and told me he was Jesus. I am sort of gullible, so I thought he was serious because he can a beard and long brown hair. He told me to get in the car so I did because Hey this is Jesus! He then took me out to his ranch where we played Monopoly (I won by the way). Afterwards, he gave me what he said was sparkling cider. I started to feel all woozily and the next thing I knew I was outside of my house playing hopscotch!

Is this normal?

That's called rape. There's a few suspicious things about your story (the fact you believed him, and the fact u went to a ranch) but if this story is true you have been raped, and should call the police and describe this "jesus" guy.

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where can you find or buy old episodes from "The Bam Margara Show"? i want somewhere where i can find all of them because my friends were in an episode that i want to see.

If you only need an episode, buying a dvd set would be a waste.
go to www.apple.com/itunes
downlod iTunes 7. Then, either get ur parents to use a credit card or go to the store and get an iTunes pre-paid card.
Activate the card, then go into the iTunes music store. Click TV shows, then MTV, then viva la bam, then find the episode and get it for 2 bucks.

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well, im living with my dad and my grandmother because I went in to a mental hospital because I couldnt tell my family about it because my familys are christian so you see I would be cast out and they wont except me for me so im stuck on a bit of a perdictament and its just that my grandmas both dont want me to be gay please email me ASAP

I may not be able to help you, but call
1-800-love-191

they can give you advice. good advice
call between 10 and midnight (pacific time)

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How can I make myself appear idle on AIM?

[i have AIM for macintosh]

Idle is when you don't do anything in aim for a period of about 10 minutes. You can appear away by changing your status (there should be a thing that says online and you can change it). So to appear idle just go away for a while.

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i dumped a guy and i want him back he styll has feelings for me but doesent want me back!! so what should i do knowing that i love him and knowing i ain't with him makes me cry..
HELP
-thank you

It's hard after breaking up with someone, and you miss the person but there was a reason you broke up and if you give it some time you'll feel comfortable with your decision.

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My bf has a real mean streak in him when it comes to gay people. Well he told me one day that every time Queer Eye For The Straight Guy came on tv he felt like throwing his boot threw the screen. He also said he wanted to hurt Boy George every time one of his songs came on the radio; and when I told him I liked Will and Grace he gave me the dirtiest look. He doesnt just put down gays either he also makes derogatory remarks about women; that we are inferior to men and that they are smarter. It's also the WAY he says these things too; with so much hate in his voice. This one time I jokingly said women were smarter then men and he yelled "prove it"! And then he pulled out a chain linked puzzle. He said if I was so smart I could figure it out under a minute. I couldnt and he yelled "SEE"! Should I break up with him?

Dump him. He's an absolute idiot that hates every type of person other than himself. Just cut your losses and get out

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14/male

Ok so I have been doing crunches for like 2 weeks now and they are easy for me. But I have now decided to start doing push-ups but I have the hardest time with them. Anyone got any tips to make it easy or rather less frustrating!

THANKS XD

Actually, the only way to make push-ups easier is to do them.

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i need a really really good "default" layout. if anyone has a good site with good "default" layouts it would be more than appreciated!

thanks in advanced!

If you want a default layout, just delete the code for whatever layout you are currently using. It will set everything back to default. Or go to

http://myspace.nuclearcentury.com/

That site can let you do lots of great things, and you can see a preview of everything you do

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Has anybody heard of the new Ali G movie thats coming out soon?
When will it be out, and where can you find the closest place where it`s playing?

http://www.myspace.com/borat

Thats the official myspace of the movie

http://www.myspace.com/blackcarpet

Thats where you can do some myspace things, and they give u a free 1st screening of it, otherwise go to movietickets.com to find out, or fandango.com

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arielle, enough. seriously.

While Arielle is one of my good friends, I'm not her. Like I don't pretend to be other people, it's not how I roll.
Now I am going to tell you in great detail what happened after I was talking to you, like, 2 weeks ago? Actually I'm going to skip the detail umhmmm k I ended up in a hospital, the adolescent unit, 2 South, with the anger-management-issue kids and the eating disorders, it was NOT fun. And we had this really gay "group therapy" that was pointless, and I was there until 4 days ago when my parents signed DISCHARGE PAPERS then the next day I went to the mall. I met this guy. So he writes poems about my eyes

he's cuter than you

except his hair is black, we went shopping, and went in Abercrombie as a joke but then he bought a pair of girls jeans..he says 20 years from now he wants him and I to live in a house with a white picket fence. So basically he's the love of my life and yeah you're not.

I never want to be in contact with you again just block me from everything please.

I hope you get in USC and shit,
Mitch

Wow. I was worried you were insane like Arielle. It would seem you are not, and thank you for not being a creepy stalker and yes I have already blocked you from everything. btw if any moderators read this and want to ban me for chatting with the inbox talk to dn he told me to end convo's with this person so yea

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What exactly does "crunk" mean?

I assume it means getting drunk, or high...but I am really not sure.

Guess I am getting old!

It means crazy and drunk. The words go together to make "crunk". I only know this after watching an interview of Ice Cube on the Daily Show haha

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Hey iam 17 female and iam thinking about becoming a vegetarian and I was wondering what kind of foods are out there for vegetarians besides vege's.

Some vegetarians eat fish surprisingly. Also you can have milk I think as long as you don't become vegan as well.

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13/M

I want to create a video game on my computer but I don't know how. Please don't tell me to google something b/c I have alresdy tryd that. well thanks to those of you who help!

videogamemaker is a good program, and you can pay for the pro version so you can make 3D games. But if you just want to make levels to play in (for counter strike or half-life 2) you can download steam from steampowered.com then download from steam in tools a program called sdk source. then use this to help you:

http://www.raptor-mods.co.uk/index.php?article&id=1290

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beating me down.
beating me, beating me.
down, down.
into the ground.
screaming some sound.
beating me, beating me.
down, down.
into the ground.

that song=muy bueno.
if you like it you should listen to "dirty" on the album issues, since it has the same sort of vibe and is easily in my top 5 korn songs.

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did you block me...
bye...

no! sorry my internet died...

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You broke my heart.

What? How? I haven't been able to go on aim for a while. I was on vacation. sheesh!

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I'm madly in love with someone.
Everything I know about him, I love. Seriously he plays bass and has a pool. We like the same music >>>>> and he's nice and funny and he's like.........smart. He knows big words and a strange amount on computers. I also have this thing for his hair. So basically he's perfect. But ok he doesn't like me like that. In fact he lives in California and I like in New Jersey...that's kind of ten states away...so I don't think it would work and also he probably is like mad that I IM him so much but I want to marry him...........
What should I do?

Well first off you don't IM him too much, and maybe you should just give up since you live 9-10 states away. Unless you move to southern California that is

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I'm a married man. I used to have a group of female friends in high school and they recently contacted me. I want to see them, but my wife would probably not want me to. Should I see them secretly, ask my wife and respect her wishes, or tell my wife and do as I please? We are just friends.

I'm sure as long as she knows exactly what you're doing and you tell her she won't care. Just go ahead and tell her your plans and maybe even bring her along.

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16f
my mom caught me mastubating and watching porn and now i'm crying and i'm mad and i don't know what to do.... i feel awful... i cant stop crying i think i'm gonna cut myself... dammit i dont know what else to do!!! please help me i'm not some emo kid but im considering killing myself...

It sounds like you're just extremely embarassed, but you don't need to kill yourself. I mean, it's bad but it's something almost everyone does or has done and I doubt your mom cares all that much. Imagine how she feels walking in on you! haha

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