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Jesus!


Question Posted Monday September 18 2006, 8:02 pm

Hi I just turned 13 a week ago and when I was 12, this man pulled up in a car beside me and told me he was Jesus. I am sort of gullible, so I thought he was serious because he can a beard and long brown hair. He told me to get in the car so I did because Hey this is Jesus! He then took me out to his ranch where we played Monopoly (I won by the way). Afterwards, he gave me what he said was sparkling cider. I started to feel all woozily and the next thing I knew I was outside of my house playing hopscotch!


Is this normal?


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MissBonne answered Wednesday September 20 2006, 5:42 am:
Its only normal if the hopscotch led you to the all-knowing, all-magical purple panda.

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haloguy answered Tuesday September 19 2006, 11:36 am:
That's called rape. There's a few suspicious things about your story (the fact you believed him, and the fact u went to a ranch) but if this story is true you have been raped, and should call the police and describe this "jesus" guy.

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Elcee answered Tuesday September 19 2006, 9:32 am:
I think that perhaps you ought to tell your parents what happened so that they can call the police. It sounds to me like he has probably used a drug like Rohipnol to make you forget what happened to you. The likelihood is that you were abused in some way and he needs to be stopped from doing it to someone else.

You were very naive in getting into a complete strangers car even if they said they were Jesus. Please don't ever do that again - the outcome may end up even worse.

You need to be checked over by a health professional in case you have contracted a sexually transmitted disease or a yeast infection.

I strongly urge you to get help with this and if you find the thought of telling your parents horrible, please tell a teacher or another adult that you trust.

Please get help now - I wish you all the best.

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Robby001 answered Tuesday September 19 2006, 3:37 am:
Did you take acid or something??

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