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Howdy!
The name is Michelle .. im a funky Gemini ( june 20th if you want to buy me lots of presents ).Here is some random and unnessicary information about me!



I love Mikey!



Michelle is

1.)Favorite Lunchmeat- Turkey
2.)Favorite foreign country- Japan
3.)Most morbid fear- "E.T." the movie
4.)Least Favorite food(s)- Rice and Gyros
5.)Pepsi or Coke?- i dont really like pop.. especially brown pop
6.)Favorite Sesame Street character- the count.. he has the coolest voice
7.)My Dream Car- Mini Cooper convertible
8.) Allergies?- yes ma'am.. to kittys and dust.. oh and homework.
9.) My motto- Eat the chicken before the chicken eats you, dawg.
10.) If I could have superpowers they would be: to make everyone in the world think they are naked, when in actuality they arent
11.) i am strangely obsessed with glitter and shiny things...like a magpie!
12.) my favorite word is manifesto, yet im not quite sure what it means
13.) i just recently got a car; haven't named it yet. (open to suggestions!!)
14.) i hate people who lie or extremely un-outgoing.
15.)i am moving to chicago as soon as i graduate.
16.)i am made of metal and am superninja.. if you need the story then you must IM me
17.) i really want to see midget porno
18.)peanut butter is my favorite food
19.)i am an insomniac
20.)i have a bunny rabbit named tweek that i got from a carnival and a cockatiel that my mommy found at a gas station.


So there! Now you know me! ASKA ME QUESTIONZ!

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hi, my sister is very very abusive and like whenever i go to my room with my friends she will barge in there and knock the shit out of me.she is 15 and im 13 and she is a whole lot bigger than me to what should i do???plaese help

erin.. you are a dork. im 17. i say: stop talking shit if you cant take it.

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my mom wants to go to the beach with her bff and her neice but i just got something aka my ****** and i don't want to go swimmming and if i fall asleep in the sun im gunna get burnt..how do i get out of going?

man, you lucky punk. i wish i had the chance to go to the beach! its almost the end of summer, when are you going to have a chance to go to the beach again? why dont you just go and wear a tampon (assuming the little asterisks mean your period)? or if you dont want to burn in the sun, get some powerful sunscreen.

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What is it like having sex for the first time?

i've heard it hurts like hell if you are a girl, and i heard its pretty short if you're a guy. lol

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hey.. a few ?'s im a lil slow wut does gettin a head mean..? and how exactly does some1 finger u..? and o ya wut r all the bases!? sry im so stupid! thnx

getting head is when someone sucks on someone else's penis. fingering is when someone inserts their fingers into another person's vagina and pretty much masturbates for them. the bases are:
1st: hand holding, hugging
2nd: Kissing
3rd: oral or hand job
Home: sex

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Okay im 17 i will be 18 n feb n there is this boy that i talk to on the net n like i met him a couple times n talked to him n he is 15 wont be 16 intill march n like i can tell him anything n i think im sorta getting feelings for him but i dont know if i should date him since he is 15 n younger them me .. n my friends what will they think>

age aint nothing but a number. if you like him, who cares what anyone thinks?

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My sister is a lesbian, and I am good friends with her girlfriend. When I am introducing the two of them to other people I always find myself saying "this is my sister and her friend."
I know I should say girlfriend, but I never can get it out.

Is it alright if I just say friend to avoid akward moments and let coversations to contiune to flow, or do you think it is affending to my sister and her girlfriend?

i think that would hurt your sister and her girlrfiend a lot if you keep saying "friend". maybe you could use another word like partner. there is nothing wrong with being a lesbian, and if you tell someone she has a girlfriend and they get all weirded out.. then screw them.. they are close-minded jerks. if you dont want to offend either of them, you should refer to them as girlfriends. i mean would you refer your mom to someone as " dad's friend"? i think not

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hey i was just wondering: wat is an aeroli or whatever? i think it has to do with breasts and is there supposed to be a little hair there? well i shaved it off and now its growing back quickly and stuff just wondering abut that

areola is the dark area around your nipple. yes there is supposed to be hairs around them. oh man, it sucks that you shaved them. next time tweeze the hairs that you dont want off. then it wont grow back thicker next time because you pulled the root out.

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can a girl cum?

yes. ive heard its difficult for a girl to orgasm, but yeah, chicks can come. but if you mean ejaculate like a guy.. i dont think so.

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What do you do if your friend always gets mad at you for the littlest thing, but everytime she does something mean to you and you get mad she always expects me to forgive her right away...but i can get her mad and she never forgives me whenever i say i'm sorry.I always have to beg for forgiveness and then were close friends again, but I'm tired of begging what do i do?

so dont beg. EVER. begging degrades people and by begging, she is making herself seem like she is so much better than you. next time that happens tell her you are sorry ONCE .. only once. if she cant accept that, walk away and let her grovel at your feet later. and when she makes you mad, you only should forgive her when you see it possible.

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hey umm im kinda afraid for a guy to finger me cuz "down there" its wrinkely cuz like when i was little i rubbed it alot and stuff and i dont want them to go spread rumors and stuff idn im really scared

i think if its all "in the moment" the guy wont even notice. so i dont think you should worry about it too much. if you really dont want that to happen all together, when a guy goes to do it, tell them you hate it and it turns you WAYYY off.

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my mom won't let me get a thong...she's says im too young but she won't by one for me and i dun wanna get one behind her back...how do i convince her to let me have one?

do you absolutely NEED one right now? i went through a stage similar to that in like 7th grade where i wanted one se bad to be "cool" with my friends. turns out thongs are extremely uncomfortable and the straps show a lot and that looks trashy. and its not like you can get one behind her back, unless you do your own laundry. if you absolutely must have one, next time you are shopping with her, show her a MODEST one ( like no g-string see through little numbers) and tell her that you should get it so no panty lines show through your tight pants/skirt/shorts. if she says no, then lay off for a while. but thongs are very overrated.

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0k well 2morrow i`m going to my crush`s house with a couple of other people and i`m pretty sure we are going to ho0k up but there`s one problem! I have a huge pimple like really close to my lip and i dont want him to be like grossed out or anything! How do i get rid of it and fast?!

i saw a commercial for neutrogena rapid clear ( or something like that but i know its neutrogena) and it says if you apply it, you will see a lot less of it in 8 hours. that means if you put it on 3 times before tomarrow, it should be just about gone.

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I know that i like guys, but iv always had a fascination with girls and have begun to wonder if i might be bisexual. If i was i wouldnt know how to come out and tell ppl because i would be to afraid of rejection. I hope that this fascination for girls goes away because i'm getting tired of wondering if i might actually be right! If you have any kind of advice for this difficult question please help!!!Thx

if you mean fascination like you thinking they are beautiful, its normal because the human body is one of the most beautiful things in the world. if you are having sexual fascination, then yeah, you are possibly bisexual. there is NOTHING wrong with that, so dont be disgusted by yourself. your sexual preference isnt something you can choose. and i mean, bisexual-ism isnt a disease or anything.. anjelina jolie is bisexual. i think if you are bisexual, you need only to tell who you want to tell, because thats no ones buisness unless you make it your buisness.

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me n mi boyfriend have been tagether for almost a year now nd we've done everythin but have sex and well tanight he was fingering me nd that nd it got a little out of control nd ima virgin nd hez lyke well jus let dem meet nd i waz lyke k nd he did nd there wasnt a condom nd it wasnt long but im really afraid that i culd get pregnant i dunt no what happen lyke with him 'down there' but im so scared can i get pregnant from that it was only like a minute but idunno is there a possibility ? PLEASE HELP im way to young ta get pregnant im so scared

he probably didnt come, so i dont think you are pregnant. but next time you want to "let them meet" i suggest wearing a condom, because you never know when that will get " a little out of control" too.

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Hey im 13 and i think that is a good age to make out but my mopm dosnt ! what do i do! im ready she isnt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you want to, then you should do it. its your body and your life, and its also your choice. you dont have to tell your mom everything, and its not like she is going to be sitting next to you, i bet. she probably just isnt ready for you to grow up just yet.

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I have been going to the same Christian school all my life. Now Im entering high school and I have the choice to go to the public highschool near my house. Im worried about not making friends or getting into trouble in the public school. Its my choice but I cant decide. Which on should I go to and why? Please help! I know its a stupid question but please .. Thanks!

xO mE

i think public school is super! ive never been to a christian school, but i think public school would offer more freedom of expression. i dont know if you have to wear uniforms or anything, but i bet theres a different dress code. about the friends issue, if you are friendly and confident then you will make friends fast. but all in all, if you feel more comfortable with christian school, then choose that. but public school is awesome too.

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okay well i have this rly rly good friends and she is like the only one who understands me and can help me w. my probs...but...my mom absolutly HATES her and wont let me hang out w. her and doesnt want me on the phone w. her that much any more becuz she thinks shes a " bad influence" or some shit like that but i didnt tell neone this to my friend cuz she is the truest friend i have and i dont wanna stop bein friends w. her....wat do i do?

does your mom have any reason at all for hating her? and does your friend know that your mom hates her? if she really doesnt have a reason, then you should have all three of you go out for dinner or something to talk everything out. if she's good enough to be your friend, then she cant be a bad person. if your mom refuses, just tell her "fine then, you can pay for my therapy sessions that i need because no one else understands me" that will probably get her.

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plz u all i'm bout 2 loose my best friend..ok look...we were supose 2 meet @ 1 of our hang outs ...n then i didnt show up..n i didnt call her and she got pissed but i have done these things b4 not meaning to hurt her i had just had a death in my family (father) and everything was hecktic..i have told her this over n over again...she doesnt get it...wat do i do???

im really sorry for your loss, and she should be too. its uncool that she isnt respecting the fact that you and your family are greiving. dont make any plans with her until things get settled. if shes a true friend, she'll understand you need time to be with your family.

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I have a friend who i know would always stick up for me in the worst situations, but it seems whenever i do something wrong or get her angry she doesnt want to talk to me anymore and says she hates me. She says this is because she is a very emotional friend, but i'm not sure if that is completley true. She always sticks up for me whenver someone makes fun of my voice because it sounds like a cartoons and she always wants to talk to me, but when we get into fights some of the things she says can be very hurtful. Like just the other day she said on the phone she didnt wanna talk to me so i said then hang up cuz ur wasting my minutesand she got really mad and started accusing me of stealing the guy she liked away from her. She said she hated me and that i was some stupid hoe and many more mean things like that. The next day she said she was sorry for getting all emotional and asked if i would forgive her, but deep down i wanted to say NO i dont forgive you, but if i was to do that i know that the friendship would be over forever and i dont want it to end for some strange reason. I dont know what it is inside of me that makes me keep wanting to be friends with her, but all i do know is that when i start to think about not being friends anymore i get so sad and think about how bad of a friend i am and i just dont know what to do......plz someone give me some good advice on this one! Thanks

wow. she seems like she is a pretty angry person and is taking it out on you for no apparent reason. you arent a bad friend at all. you shouldnt have forgiven her so quickly though.. that shows her that she can do whatever her mean little heart desires to you and you will forgive her the very next day. you should have had her groveling to be your friend again because hate is a very strong word. next time she pulls something like this, dont talk to her for a few days and make sure she REALLY means it when she apologises.

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This summer while in Canada I met a really awesome girl, however I really really really..... screwed up our relationship. I cheated on her once, guilted her into a lot of things I shouldn't have, and I lied to her so many times. It was just in the last week that I was with her that I started to straighten my act up and realize how wonderful she was. I want to say sorry so bad, but I live 1600 miles away from her and don't have a planned visit there for 2 more years, also I want to do something bigger than just write her an email and hope for the best. We are kind of friends now, we talk every now and then online, but I still feel like this is still keeping us apart. If anyone has any ideas on how to say sorry for being this horrible I'd love to hear from you. Also, flying up there just to say sorry isn't out of the picture, its about $700. I really need something big that says I'm sorry and I'm willing to do whatever it takes to have you trust me again.

i think instead of an email or a letter, you should videotape yourself apologising to her and telling her how you feel. then send it to her along with things that you know she likes( like a stuffed animal or something of the sort) then a note that says email or call me after you see this.

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