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i just want to keep myself annonymous to any one who might know my regular user name (which is my nickname) but a little about me is i love to play my guitar alot, skateboarding, snowboarding and trying to help people even though i suck at putting the words in the right order to make it say what i'm thinking -_-
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this is another part to the question i asked before about the boy i like, should i tell him on valentines day? that i like him? (link)
do it now!! he might surprise you on valentines day, think of it that way :D it could be really special


Guys, What are the best ways to make a guy hard without actually physically touching him ?
How about pics? If so what kind like pose, besides nude obviously. (link)
haha good question xD well then, it depends if he actually finds you attractive, but i can almost diffinatly say if your well endowed chest wise then leaning in alot and wearing a very "fitting" t'shirt would do it straight away for some.


Male AND Female opinions wanted.
How long do you think [if the people are comfortable in doing so] if your dating someone is a good enough time to wait before giving them a HandJob ? A blowjob? Fingering? Sex?
And the people dating are 16. (link)
When you both know eachother well enough i would say, you need trust and love. theres not really a limit i guess... as long as they are concious about what they are doing and are BOTH ready for somthing like this then its all good i'd say


What does it mean when my boyfriend says "You make my life real"?

Thanks. (link)
the way i say real is when im explaining music to someone like say "the Bass guitar gives this song a real feel" the real part meaning, that it makes it so much better to listen to. so to put back into relationship terms Your his bass guitar :P because you give him the real feeling that he's been searching for, its another way of saying I love you i guess :) hope it helped a little


Hi everybody. This is a question for any NAVY girfriends/wives....my boyfrined is in the NAVY, well, at basic and sea school right now, and I know that it's going to keep us physically apart for stretches of time. I love him and I miss him, and just to clarify, I'm not going to leave him because I don't get to see him. Okay, so my question is, how do you girls stay SANE while your boys are gone? How do you get through the seperation? I love and want to marry my current boyfriend, and I know that it's just going to get worse from here,as far as being apart from him because of his career in the NAVY....so how do you do it? (link)
just remeber how he makes you feel, if you really really love him that much you will never forget those feelings for him. a good way i would suggest is to make a photo album or somthing that would keep your memories of him, when ever you feel like you need a boost just look at that.

hope i helped a little, its not easy staying apart for long stretches of time :(


so ive been recently really gettin into rap and hip hop but im not yet familiar with a lot of good stuff and ive been getting tired of the same songs...im really diggin atmosphere and z-ro and that song by damn d that always plays on the radio. lil wayne is also really freakin awesome but im jus lookin for a little somethin new (link)
somthing new eh? well lets get old school

Jurrasic 5 - A Day At The Races

pretty much anything by Jurrasic5 is worth listening to at least thats my oppinion.

if you go to youtube and search Lukid - Ski fly
thats a hip hop beat but theres no lyrics to it i foudn that a couple of days ago its really underground so no ones really heard of it

"Public Enemy" is good

getting a bit more new school i would suggest

Eric B & Rakim - know the ledge
thats a great bass line and when the drum drops the lyrics just match it immensley

i just bought an amazing album last week by Swollen Members (the album was Black Magic) if you go to youtube you can find all of the songs off that album on there i would suggest the tracks Blackout, Prisoner of doom, Grind and most people really like the track Pressure

hope i'v given you something to look for :D i'v only really gotten into rap in the last few years or more, it gives a really nice feel to some things i think.

also i forgot to mention "Nas - The World is Yours" another awesome one

keep listenin man, the lyrics give great mental power


OMG, I seriouslly wanna form a rock band but none of my friends wanna be in a rock band. I had a friend who wanted to form one with me but that's a different story. Anyway can anyone give me advice on how to form a rock band w/ these problems here? I really wanna form a band and I'm thinkin since I'm gonna be in high school next year I should start this now. Any advice? (link)
yo man, iv been trying to form a band too.. its hard finding members trust me just a get a drummer and a guitarist... thats all youll need, i dunno what Jessica's on about, im 17 and in my last yar of college and iv found time every day to play guitar and drums in my own time.

anyways put up notices on message boards like in music rooms or in social area's like playgrounds or lunch halls. put up an email address for some one to answer too or put a pic of yourself up on the poster and ask people to find you, i tried that a couple of years ago. it didnt work out so well for me... though i did get a freind out of it we play guitar together when ever we get the chance and w help eachother on styles and playing different songs we've heard. anyways hope its given you some ideas. if you see some one you think would be good in you band (say you see some one in a music room playing a keyboard) then go try talk to them or somthing

hope i helped


I dont feel the same about guys anymore. And its not guys in general, its guys in my town that are in my grade and age level. I feel like none of them are mature enough for me anymore. I think their cute but i never like any of them. Im just disgusted with just about every one of them. I feel that their all players that want to just play around with girls. They are always making perverted comments, all the time. Always lieing. I want a kinda older boyfriend, like one grade ahead older. or someone my age. just someone that really shows they like me. and doesnt move to fast or pressure me. someone that hugs me tight for no reason. things like that... i just hate it because im not normal. (link)
im not sure if i can help you, but i just wanted to say thank you... iv had trouble with really finding some one out there who feels the same way i do. im a guy btw

dont rate this it didnt help lol


ok well me and my boyfriend just broke up, we went out for about 5 months.
but anyway, i am still not over him.
and what helps me the most to get over a guys is to listen to music and get my emotions out with the words of the song.

so i was wondering if anyone has any good sad\love songs for me to listen to.
i am into about any kind of music,
so plz give me some ideas!!!!

thanks! (link)
i found about 3 tunes yesterday with no lyrics to them that lose me instantly in thought, they are so nice to ... to just think to, they may be a little boring depending on your tastes but i love them, please give them a chance, they are very different

1#
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lcFoSewYTxc&feature=channel_page

2#
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CK5AYY1HF2s&feature=channel

3#
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9DKLp2UWoHA&feature=channel_page


hope you can clear your mind through music, i do often when im in bad stat


i need advice, when i sit down a smell something from my vagina,it smells horrible and when i urinate it smells bad, and when i wipe my self i see dirt. i think it's because i might be dirty but it cant be because i tok a bath 2 weeks ago. also when i scratch my neck there's dirt in my finger nails, what is this? what should i do? (link)
omg thats amazing xD im so glad i dont know you, take a bath! daaaamnnn... im sure that your problems will be resolved once you find the illustirous qualities of soap


Is Ozzy Osbourne a sin or unChristian or bad to listen to. I like some of his songs but Im trying very hard to be a better Christain. Thanks in advance! (link)
Ozzy osbourne?? ok listen to me :D (i am NOT a christian) but when you start listening to Lamb of God and Turbonegro like the bands i like then you have a problem, ozzy is good but just dont let his sometimes satanic'ish lyrics get to you. liking the tune is one thing but obsessing about the meaning is another

(i am not racist either turbonegro is just the band name)


kind of a weird question, but what are the signs that the penis is done growing? (link)
if mhhyra is correct then im gonna be a lucky guy in a couple of years :P


1. How can you tell if a guy likes you in that way
2. How can you tell if he doesn't (link)
well im a guy who is starting to like some one
iv notcied my self looking up every now and then just to look at her briefly, every time she notices me i could feel my self going red. when she talks to me i sort of dont string words together very well.

it can be hard to tell if he doesnt like you because some guys are just nice and like to chat a bit, i do :D but then again im in a class of 8 girls and im the only dood in there lol
hope i helped a little ^_^


Well. Theres this guy and omg he is just amazing. But theres one problem i like him but im really confused because i talk to him on yahoo messenger and myspace etc. and like i get along with him on there more than i do in person. We dont really talk in person. And his friends told me he's gonna ask me out on Valentines Day. But idkk. How can i start talking to him in person? Because everytime i try to he just like ignores me basicalyy. (link)
just dont take no for an answer :P if you wanna talk to him, you talk to him! things are allways easier to say over Msn or yahoo instant messengers. but maybe he's shy or confused about you too.

im in your situation with a girl i like too
anyways hope i helped


Can you reccomend a song that is easy for my guitar exam? (link)
i have played guitar for over 10 years now andi gotta say the most fun but simple song i ver learnt to play was Song2 by Blur its a little fast but its mostly power chords

thats if your using distortion though if its an Acoustic guitar you could try Jack Johnson - Go On

hope the songs i recommended fit your style good luck in your exam

(For my music exam that i did with about 3 freinds i played the song "It's Been a While" by "Staind")


I cant really get my hands on any KY jelly, so what are some other lubes I can use to give a hand job? (link)
go to your garage and get some WD40 on there if he loves cars then he'll love that xD


Ive been experimenting with weed and i have these weird panic/anxiety attacks... what can i do to prevent that from happening??? (link)
im not sure if there is a way to prevent them you should get your self really happy before doin it maybe that will help think positive thoughts the whole time if possible.

even though people are saying stop wasting your life by taking drugs. from what i know of weed... its actually better than smoking tobbaco. its just the government being able to keep a control on the tobbaco industry, the weed industry is alot harder to keep control off and of course theres no money in it for the government. although not smoking it at all would help you more than anything though you asked for other advice not to be critisized your going to do what ever your gonna do so enjoy it dood. i know if i ever get the chance i'd probably try some, but just the once ;P


i need a quote about someone who was very close toyou dying. most likely about my sister who died very young and i love her so much and i need a quote. thank you. (link)
this is from a song more than anything, it has powerfull meaning for me because i'v lost someone to she was very young also.
anyway i hope this helps

"I am a street light shining
I'm a wild light blinding bright
Burning off alone

It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again

I am a new day rising
I'm a brand new sky
To hang the stars upon tonight
I am a little divided"

the songs by the Foo Fighter's - Times Like These
hope i helped a little



My boyfriend doesnt call me when I ask him too. He always yells at me about something. He hurts my feelings 24/7 and expects me to wait on him hand and foot. I do everything for him and yet that still isnt enough. everything he has iv bought it. I feel worthless and I get stressed out with him and we get into screaming fights because he wont let me do what I want but I have to let him do what he wants. He used to be friends with this guy and I cheated on my boyfriend with him like 2 years ago. I know it was wrong and I admitted it but this "friend" of his keeps lying to him. and everyone thinks im the liar. What should I do?

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Rahzie has allready said what was on my mind about this.

a relationship should be an enjoyable expirience between the 2 individuals. if its one sided (ie: you having to do what he wants all the time) thats more of a jail sentance than anythig. you dont need his shit.. break free, dump him if he wants to change then at least let him try but for gods sake dont take him back and let him go back to being how he is now.


why do people try and break you and your man up when they know yall are happy? (link)
normally they do it because of jelousy or boredum or thier freinds freind says they fancey him and they like them better than you... either way they can get stuffed because he's yours and your his. as long as you know that and are as solid as the ground you walk on there will be no problems, do not fight back it will only make them believe they are winning you over by annoying you so much.

ROCK ON!




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