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i want speak english fluently

Watch The Price is Right. It worked for Mila Kunis.

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How do you turn off the wii exactly? I just got it and don't understand. When I hit the power button on the wii remote the little light on the wii goes yellow instead of green. Is that right? Or should it be red? :/

Green means the Wii is on. Yellow means the Wii is off, but is connected to WiiConnect24 and can receive and download updates and messages. If you hold the power button down longer when turning it off, it turns red, meaning the Wii and WiiConnect24 are off.

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Do they teach people how to spell anymore? My time on this site shows me that they stopped. Alternatively, are gorilla-finger sized people using this site? I'm quite curious.

Give 13 year olds access to the internet, and everything breaks down. There is no consequence for bad spelling on the internet, so most do not take the time to correct errors, double-check what they type, or worry about such things as grammar, sentence structure, punctuation, or fragments and run-ons.

lrn2deal LOL

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I just got a new game for my wii and a few days ago my sister borrowed my wii remote for her wii and now I took my wii remote back and it refused to work for my wii but both her wii remote and mine work for her wii system but neither work for mine. I tried disconnecting them several times I tried restarting them and I tried unplugging her wii but it still won't work anyone know what to do?

It's out of sync. Back the battery cover off the back of the wiimote, and you'll see a red button. There's a flap on the front of the Wii underneath the reset button. Inside is a red button. Press both of these buttons. The blue lights on the wiimote will flash, and bam, synced.

http://www.tech-recipes.com/rx/1907/wii_sync_new_controller_to_console/

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What do I want for my 21 st birthday

Drunk.

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My mother hates my wife

Matt is being too harsh. Your wife is awesome in bed.

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i'm being bullied at my school , girls are calling me bad names , like hoe, or homiehopper , & i don't want to tell my parent's because i'm not even supposed to be dating & i haven't dated in like 3 months , i'm just scared what the consuquences will be , & i want to change schools really bad ! please help , i'm scared everytime i walk into my school building . please help !

School bullying has become a hot media topic lately, and no school wants press about it happening to them. Talk to a principal or counselor. They'll nip that shit in the bud immediately. Many schools have a no tolerance policy for their own protection, and they will handle bullies with extreme prejudice. Yes, you need to tell your parents, you need to be honest, and you will want them there when you explain to the school what has been going on. If you receive any flak from classmates for it, you can rest assured that the school will take action. If they won't, take it to the news. The school will be overwhelmed with angry media and parents, and your problem will definitely be solved.

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so if Im pregnant and having sex is that bad?
is something going to happen to my baby
please help!

No, you're fine. Your hormones are likely to make you more horny and enjoy sex more, too. If you're worried about poking your baby in the face, your man isn't equipped to do that regardless of his size. It will not negatively affect growth in any way.

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Shes been doing it for about a year and really seems to enjoy it.

but now it seem to be getting to her head. When I told her to do something yesterday she got mad and said that she knows karate and that I should watch out.

Do you think I should take her out of the class?

Btw she's 13. I'm her dad.

Talk to the sensei. Martial arts are supposed to teach discipline, which she seems to lack. She's a rebellious teen, just like every other 13 year old girl ever. If you take her out, it will not help her attitude.

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From a guy's point of view, can you kind of tell me where we stand/are going?

I met this guy a month ago and since then, we've gone out together almost every fri/sat night, we spend a lot of time together throughout the week, talk on the phone for an hour or so every night before going to bed, etc. I've also spent the night at his place several times and have had sex with him maybe two or three times recently. BUT he said that he isn't an exclusive relationship type of person unless he knows he knows he wants to marry the girl (he said this the week after we made out after our first date which was a week after i met him) but that he's also not into playing around with girls. When we go out on fri/sat nights he holds me hand and puts his arms around me.

Am I just a "friend with benefits" type of person to him?
I mean, from what I gather, he's a very nice and considerate person (he was really sorry to tell me that he's not an exclusive person and that he's really sorry if he hurt me) so I don't want to think that he's just using me for sex, but at the same time, I don't know how well I really know him...

Sounds like he's been hurt recently and doesn't want to jump back into the game anytime soon. Unfortunately for him, that's exactly what he's already done. If he doesn't want an exclusive relationship, he's already taken it too far, and can't back out now. This, to me, brings up one of two possible scenarios:

1. He does like you, wants to persue a relationship with you, and has already taken the steps to do so. However, he made a promise to himself after he got burned, and he's trying to stick it to, albeit very poorly. I tried this once back in high school. We're still dating almost 6 years later.

2. He's a misogynistic sociopath who can manipulate you into believing he's a sweet guy that's really into you, all for the benefits he desires. He's good enough at it to not bring it up constantly and alert you to the fact that it's all he wants. He wants to eat the cake but not actually have it, if that analogy makes any sense. He's patient, if nothing else.

Scenario 1 is far more likely, and I don't want to make you paranoid, but I've seen both happen. My advice is shaky here. Personally, I would wait a while while things still contitue to improve, then give an ultimatum. If this is gonna remain stagnant at the "new relationship budding but will never move beyond that point" phase, you should probably move on to someone who will actually accept you, and ignore their past issues. If he refuses, he's pretty selfish, or very paranoid, and neither will end well in the future.

However, I hate to think an ultimatum could end badly for you, when simply ignoring what he has said could eventually dissolve any doubts of his. So, I leave it in your hands. It's a tough call, let me know how it goes.

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Can jumping up and down cause abortion?

Only if you jump up and down on an unstable cliff ledge, or on a deep bed of spikes, or a weak plywood platform suspended above a volcano.

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I need a girl that lives in Waterloo Iowa and goes to Hoover middle school in 7th grade

hai im in yur englis clas but yur not cute lolol but thanx :)

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If a guy that your giving oral sex too passes out while your doing it, does that mean he wasn't enjoying it? Or does that happen sometimes? Granted we were both really really drunk which is why he passed out. And while he was awake he seemed to be enjoying it by moaning and shit.idk I just feel weird, like I wasn't doing a good job.

You could have been punching him in the throat, he still would've passed out. Don't take it personally.

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I saay fo sho

Hell no. Run DMC is still alive, so I don't even need to go into a much bigger list.

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Hi welL I'm not realy sure what I should do. I'm sTill a virgin and so is my boyfriend we been dating for a year alreay he is also a virgin. Should we have sex already? Should we loose it already I'm 14 and my boyfriend is 15. Are relationship is realy close and serious but I don't want to mes it up by having sex.. Please help or give me tips on what to do :) thanks

I would say wait. This, of course, comes from an older guy with a different idea of when the first time should happen; I'm 23. My first time was at age 17, and I'm still with the same woman. Even at age 17, we didn't take all the necessary precautions, and we're still thankful to this day we didn't end up pregnant. If you do take the dive and decide to go for it, there's really one simple rule to live by. There is to be ZERO penetration without a condom. Pulling out is about as reliable as saying "it's ok, my mom says only people who really love each other get pregnant so we should be fine."

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I know it's some sort of sexual thing or something. I saw it on a site where some guy was talking about wanting to do it to his girlfriend but that it grossed her out a lot. I don't really want to ask anybody I know because it might sound like it's something I'm into and that could be embarrassing or disgusting. He spelled it bukkake but for all I know it's spelled bukakke or something. So...anyway...what is it?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bukkake

Just remember. You asked.

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Does mauntain dew kill your sperm?

What, like if you stick your dick in a can of Mountain Dew and then in your girlfriend, is it an effective spermicide? Considering that air will kill your sperm in less than 5 minutes, I don't see how much more effective Mt. Dew would be. Do you pour a can down her snatch when you forget to pull out after the phone startles you? I think you have bigger problems.

It is, however, a well-known fact that Diet Mountain Dew will terminate a pregnancy well into the second trimester. Shove a can up in there (unopened of course) and have her squeeze with her hips until it bursts inside of her. Cheapest abortion ever.

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Is there really going to be a new world order? Are leaders planning on making one big government? Will they try to get rid of some religions? I hear that the economy is bad on purpose and they want to make an Amero currency. I also hear that they teach us lies in school. I also think they are using media & technology to manipulate our minds. As if we are being hypnotised. And about the world trade center being on the currency since before they were built. Obviousness that it was planned and used. It makes me think the US is a lie. ALSO, if the US is fake, wouldn't that mean that using the US in this NWO, is secretly the British trying to take over the world? As if it were all planned. I can just see the history books 100 years from now, Full of lies. If this is true, wouldn't people revolt? What if things certain things were exposed successfully? I'm M/15. Dont tell me that this isn't real. But is my future safe?? Am I going to have to live in some revolution? Manipulating our minds for the change.

Dude, the NWO ended a long time ago. Since then, Hogan, Nash, and Hall went on to TNA, but I wouldn't call their current state a success. WCW dragged that shit on for as long as they could, almost as bad as they did the Four Horseman.

At any rate, all our actions are controlled by five Jewish bankers. What can we do?

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hey my name is blanka and i want an emo nickname, something that my friends can call me.

Dude, Blanka is an awesome name, just stick with that. Have you ever even PLAYED Street Fighter? Besides, you can't come up with your own nickname. It doesn't work that way. If they want to call you something else they will. If you want them to call you something else, ASK THEM TO. I didn't come up with K' on my own. That'd be lame and really egotistical.

...and what the hell encompasses an emo nickname anyway? Do you add a suffix of "and my life sucks" to the end of your name? Or maybe "and my life is a dark pit of darkness" or "nothing is real except pain HRRRRGGGHHH WHARRRRGARRRBBBLLLL." Actually, I'll take that last one. My new nickname is "K' but life is meaningless HRRRRGGGHHH WHARRRRGARRRBBBLLLL." So, thank YOU.

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its slang for something and someone i know is going to court for it and i wanna know what it is???

Did you make a typo? Cause Google doesn't know what the hell you're talking about.

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