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if sperm can be killed by mauntain dew
Does mauntain dew kill your sperm?
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What, like if you stick your dick in a can of Mountain Dew and then in your girlfriend, is it an effective spermicide? Considering that air will kill your sperm in less than 5 minutes, I don't see how much more effective Mt. Dew would be. Do you pour a can down her snatch when you forget to pull out after the phone startles you? I think you have bigger problems.
It is, however, a well-known fact that Diet Mountain Dew will terminate a pregnancy well into the second trimester. Shove a can up in there (unopened of course) and have her squeeze with her hips until it bursts inside of her. Cheapest abortion ever.
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Drinking Mountain Dew will not kill your sperm.
Shooting a load into a glass of Mountain Dew will kill your sperm.
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