I've been looking for a copy of a script for a play that was big in the 70's called "The Good, The Bad, and The Broccoli"
while you are checking that out, check out "suburbia" by this dude named bogosian
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i have this crush on a guy in my class and i have liked him the whole year. I dont know if he likes me back. Some times i get mixed signals like one time he called me and asked for homework for no reason b/c he really arleady knew that we didnt, but also i would love it if we were really good friends but i dont know how to ask him. Plz help if you can thanks
ask him and find out! if you bungle, who cares?
-hitler
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female
hey guys
well there are a bunch of girls that are best friends in mi class. Lets call them G, J, L, and R.
ok well L is a new girl in mi class this year. She is an aweful person. She talks about G J and R behind their backs. And no one liikes L in the first place. G J R and myself are bffs tho (ever since 2nd grade). Today in skewl everything was crazi. All of us were going crazy because L J and R were all talking about G behing her back and calling her bossy and a B*tch and stuff like that. It happened 2 times TODAY!. the first time i heard but i didnt tell any1 then the second time, G was right there and heard them so she told off L because ever since L came to our school, she has caused all of us to fight at least once. G was totally bummed and it ended up making her cry at the very end of the skewl day. She would NEVER talk about L R or J behind their backs. Now I am afraid because we all are helping out at skewl on sunday with open house for skewl. so right now i'm soo confused and I cant stay out of this because we are only friends with eachother and dont like the other grls as bffs and i just cant stay away from mi friends. They have been in fights b4 but i have a feeling that this is the end of all of us being friends. It is going to split us up. Just talking doesnt help with these girls. Should I totally ignore R and J ?? its kinda hard because just talking and trying to figure things out doesn't help. R and J ALWAYS wait for me to get mi books and walk w/ me to class. And also me and J have a Notebook for passing notes but we write sort of like a diary entry one night at home and then the other person gets the notebook the next nigght and responds w/ a "diary entry"
I'm also very mad at R and J (i was never friends w/ L) because it totally surprise me that they would do something like that. what should i do!?¿¿¿
please help
sorry it was sooo long
signed
bff trooubles
find a drug dealer and get stoned. then realize that this garbage does not matter.
-hitler
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i want to pierce my belly button but im not sure how to. someone who has pierced their belly button and didnt get infected please tell me how to do it and i was planning to pierce it with a safety pin, do you guys think itll work? please help me step by step? thanks!
alcohol applied to the instrument and area usually keeps infections away. so does going to a professional.
-hitler.
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I have this friend named Emily. She has recently just liked this guy named Justin. Well a week ago she decided she didn't like him anymore. Last night they were talking online and Justin told Emily that he really really liked me and he was going to ask me out and if i said no then he would like be at da point crying. I don't like him and i don't really want to go out cuz i like someone else but my friend wants me to go out w/ him... what should i do?
hit it.
-hitler
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My dream has always and will always be to go to Stanford. I am a freshman, and so far have only one semister done. For my first semister, I got A's in all my classes. I am taking Honors English, Adv. Theater, Japanese I, Earth Systems, P.E., Computer Tech, and Geometry. For extra-curriculars I was on Shakespeare Team, and I am currently on Debate and Drama Team. I am also the secretary for the Drama Club. I am going to pick my classes soon, and I would like some advice on what kind of classes a college like Stanford would be looking for. I would also like to know any information on how to get in. I know I'm only a freshman, but I am definately going to college and Stanford is the only one I want to go to.
thats a good attitude freshie. keep it up and follow the other dude's advice. by the way, where the hell do you go to school? I have never seen a public school have nipponese on their list. of course, florida and mass. aren't exactly providing the highest funds to the education department.
-hitler
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hi i'm 14 year old girl and my friend has this boyfriend who she's been dating for 11 months and he totally cheats on her! i;ve told her about it many times! finally she asked him about it when i told her he frenched one of my friends! after she talked to him about it she said it was ok cause he said it was only a friendship kiss cause she was down in the dumps! i told her that it was on the lips tounge and all and she was like i know! she believes EVERYTHING he says! wut should i do? she won't listen to me! can't just sit there and watch him cheat on her!help plz!
who. cares. find something productive to do.
-hitler
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My ISP is peoplepc. It only lets me stay connected for 4 hours then the internet kicks off. Is it something I can do or not?
no.
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I know this sounds stupid but here it goes..THere is this guy at our school that FLIRTS with all the girls, but he flirts with me the most and all the girls say so to. I really like him too. He always plays footsie ne and like he always drinks out the same cup as me and then he is like oh sorry but I can tell he does it on perpose and he tries to hold my hand. THe only thing is we are not going out, and this has been going on for about 2 months and I just cant stand it why wont he as kme plz type back
who cares. find some forks to jam into the fuse box.
-hitler
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ok it's always been my dream to become a runway model and i am tall / pretty enough .. i just need a place to get started. i might enter in abercrombie's model call and i don't want to go to barbazon modeling school because i hear they take your money and don't do a good job .. does anyone have anywhere in rhode island or mass that is a modeling school or agency ?
yello pages. whats your number? I'm from franklin.
-hitler
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my bestfriend looks at me when she spends the night over at my house in a weird way...like when we are gettin ready to go to bed i catch her lookin at me when im changin i really feel uncomfortable and i want her to stop but i dont know how to bring it up and i dont want to start a huge fight and i still want to be friends but im just not like that....what should i do?
let her touch you as you do it. she likes your body, take it as a compliment. or kill her, your choice.
-hitler
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does anyone know of any good s/n ideas. i'm looking for a new screenanme and i was wondering if people could just give some random ones. i asked beofre but people only gave ideas like "pick something that is your fave and some of your numbers before and after it".... well that didnt help to much. so please and thanks.
you really came to the right place to ask for advice on something so trivial and totally neurotic. just get an s/n like "cockmaster741"
or "georgebush555"
-hitler
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I can't make up my mind as to what style I want to wear everyday..one day I will want to be all nice and dressed up...you know, stiletto shoes, a cute sweater, nice pants from Express..the next I'll want a grungey, hippiesh Urban Outfitters look...the next I'll want cute and preppy and so on...
How can I set my style, and if i don't want to set my style, how can I incorporate things from my wardrobe so that I'm not spending a fortune on tons of looks.
you could just kill small animals and make your very own fur coat. why don't you stop your shopping addiction, get rid of your clothes, and shop at the salvation army. stupid women ask stupid questions. case in point.
don't bother sending me a nastygram. I already don't like you.
-hitler
p.s. there was an answer in this. a pre-emptive response due to the massive influx of stupid women badgering me.
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Okay yesterday i went to the doctor..cause my ear hurted really bad..well i though they was goin to give me medicine for like an ear infection..but it turned out me blood glans or something is swollen..and i had to give blood to get tested for Lukemia (a cancer) i was like what the hell cause they said i have signs of it..then the doctor was like well you have signs of mono to..well like she said i most likely have mono cause i haven been sick like i have lukemia.. well anyways i have alot of sickness i have a air way disease and heart mormer..and i wanted to know like what happens when you have mono.. not lukemia cause i most likely dont have it.. and i dont wanna worry bout it cause i upset my self..so if you have had it or known somebody please explain i rate high...
mono: you are slow, tired, and feel sick all the time.
-hitler
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A few months ago, I started masturbating. Last month I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Now, I looked somewhat inflammed "down there" and it doesnt look the same. Is something wrong with me? And if so whats a quick fix? Is it okay for my boyfriend to still give me oral? Pleasee help me!
Kasey, 20 female
there are doctors who can prescribe medicine for that.
-hitler
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This is gunna be really long, im sorry. but thanks in advance to anyone that helps! ok, so last night i was hanging out with my boyfriend of almost a month, and we were drinking but neither of us were even feeling a buzz. well one of his friends touched my stomach, and my boyfriend is extremely protective of me and got really pissed. he was trying to calm down and was shaking, he kept telling me he was gunna kill him, so i told him not to worry about it that his friend has no chance with me and i said 'your all i need'. right after i said this he got the sweetest lok on his face and said the 3 words i would of never thought would come from his mouth- "I love you". this caught me by complete surprise, i didn't say anything back, i just kissed him, well throughout the coarse of the night he told me he loved me 8 times. each time i said nothing. We've only been going out for almost a month (will be a month this friday) but have been really close and flirtly for 3 months. i finally gave in and said i love you too one of the times he said it. I do care for him soo much, just for me its so hard to believe in the word and meaning of 'love'. But yet i said it to him, and i think that was a mistake on my part. but i couldn't just not say something. But i want to talk to him about it and tell him i dont want him to say those words until he is sure of what hes saying and when he means it. but how am i supposed to talk to him about it?
he sounds like a dangerous and abusive fellow. back off from that one and throw him back in the pond. i'm not kidding.
-hitler
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How would a girl know shes turning you on especially if you try to hide it off?.. is there a certain something that turns guys on? xxOo plz & thank yOu
yeah, the presence of a hot chick immediately starts the blood flowing. sit in his lap, thats a real turn-on. or just touch the back of a guy's neck and area under the ears.
-hitler
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I'm trying to work on the scholastic bowl copy for my yearbook, and I have this quote that fits perfectly with the page. I just can't remember who said it! The quote is, "A wise person is someone who knows everything about something and something about everything." It's been a while since I've read it so I don't remember if that's it word for word. Anyone have any idea or familiarity with this quote? I'd be extremely grateful for the help!
that dude who wrote walden? or chuck palahniak?
-hitler
read mein kampf, its really ironic, and offers an incredible insight into the warped psyche of an austrian drug addict
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how do you make yourself throw up? like i know you stick your finger down your throat but like ive tried that and it doesn't really work..like is there a cerant way to stick it down or anything..I'm not bulimic or anything I didn't feel good and i ate something and i felt like i had to throw up and i couldn't so i tried to make myself but it didn't work..thanks
shove it all the way to the back, and hold it there until you gag and start puking like that one dude on monty python's meaning of life.
longest sustained vomiting scene in movie history.
-hitler
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I was talking to the guy i like, and I thought that he liked me, so i started asking him who he liked and i was going to tell him that i liked him if he liked me, but he didnt like me ( i thought he might have been lieing because he thought i didnt like him) so i just made up a person, and said i liked 2 people. He guessed that i liked him but i was like NOOO! cause it would be embarrasing (plus hes my bestfreinds ex). Should i have told him the truth?
(sory this was so confusing)
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i'm not trying to be funny, but, who cares?
work on your grammar as well.
-hitler
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