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If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.

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Hey well i am like having all these problems with my mom and i love her very much but she just yells at me sometimes for like nothing and im really freaked out because she gets me mad and depressed i feel like killing myself or like cutting myself!

signed
Depressed little gurl

stop with this nonsense, find a real reason to feel depressed and suicidal. you clearly weren't beaten as a child, now were you? let me tell you, thats a good reason, if I was a sniveling coward looking for an easy way out, i guess that would be a good reason in my suicide note, shape up, and maybe you'll become an excellent marine.
-hitler

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Lately, I've been feeling REALLY lonely. How do I tell my parents that, I don't want to be here anymore? I'm tired of my friends, I'm tired of my family, and I'm tired with the people around. I do hang out with good people who make good decisions--I'm not tired about that. But I don't feel completely happy with them. I sometimes feel a little left out, and I do blame myself for not being more "in the loop". But I don't have that many things in common with them. My parents are also good people. They give me the things I need and have brought me up pretty well. They really are good parents. I'm just sick of living here and being lonely. I feel like theres no one around. I recently just lost my "best friend". She was great, but I did realize that she wasn't exactly the kind of person I want to be friends with (she constantly reassured herself by making fun of other people, she was REALLY competitive @ EVERYTHING, etc.). Is there anything I can do, or anyone I can talk to, or IM? (Theres a lot of other things I'm upset about) Is there anyone who's been in a state of depression or anything? Because I seriously need to talk to someone.

you can talk to me, then you won't be lonely....
-hitler

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yesterday was the talent show at our school, and me, and my xbestfriend were both in it, but not together. she went before me, and i was right after her. when i got up on stage i saw her hug the boy i like. i almost choked on a high note. he's not my boyfriend but im still REALLY jealous and REALLY worried he's gonna start liking her. is this normal and what should i do?

find a real reason to submit a question.
-hitler

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My boyfriend and i were in my aunts hot tub, and well i had my period so we couldnt do anything but neither of us knew if condoms still worked as well in water as they do out? and do they make ones for jsut water..i know its a dumb question but i dont know..pleeze let me know!!

don't have sex in a hot tub, its unsanitary.
-hitler

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Have you noticed if a girl has sex they are called a slut and when a guy has sex they get more popular. I dont understand it please someone explain it to me or give your opinion on it!!
i rate high!

genetics demand it of us.
in reality, its the fault of women, this is going to be long and totally unbiased, so don't jump to the conclusion that I am a bastard just yet.
society is based upon one key factor; reproduction and security. men by nature are roving bastards looking for a piece of ass to score and a pack of cigarettes to smoke afterwards, nomadic and highly destructive.
take the huns for example, nomadic, male dominated and brutally effective at mass murder.
they rape and pillage entire cities because... well, its fun. the entire culture was built on the philosophy of roving eurasia looking for a fight. simple and to the point.
more complicated cultures evolved once women started taking a more active stance in the heirarchy. towns and cities were built to nurture and construct a sense of security for said broads. the foundations were laid for the marriage issue: marriage in its most basic form is the psychological construct ofsecurity, emotional, somewhat physical, and financial(relative). a way to ensure that daddy stays around to bring the fruit of labor to the table and otherwise provide for the family. most women like this comfort and security, as it aids in the growth of the offspring. this problem of yours is a wonderful instinctive by-product of the two different doctrines. men(me included) believe that the more women pegged, the better. this explains the popular term "stud".
stud-theory has been corrupted and altered by female influence to involve the counterpart objectifying concept; the "slut-factor".
due to a need to (in my opinion) babble needlessly about such topics, women try to isolate and demonize these anti-secuity types.
subconsciously, women see these as a threat to their behind-the-scene rule and mental dominance. In their minds, this could fracture their hold upon men, and bring about the collapse of society and all of its child-rearing benefits. women in the workplace: an observation.
ever since the 1940s, women have taken an active role in the laborforce. this spawned many bad points in the first world economy. the 60s, the 70s, the 80s, the 90s, hell, since the beginning.
these children reared from 1945-present have been one big stream of progressively more fucked up countercultures; from hippies to these dudes who wear bitchpants. the very struggle that has held society together is now beginning to destroy it. the economy thrives off its own eventual collapse, making a dual income almost impossible to avoid. thus further tearing the stable family to small bands of unrestricted anarchy. its a catch-22, impossible to fix. so enjoy the ride and buy guns, lots of them. thank you and good night.
-hitler

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ok so here it goes i'm a 15 year old female ok i already asked a question about what am i supposed to do to get this guy david's (whom i like) attention; now i have a nother question kind of related to that....he knows that i like him and we actually talk somewhat now we started talking a couple days ago but actually talked in person when i was at my bestfriend diana's house and david and my friend michael decided to come over, so we were talking except i wasnt doing much talking i was kinda laughing at whatever i thought was funny mostly the stories i was reading in a magazine but i guess i wasnt talking that much becasue he was around and i was afraid i was gonna say something stupid. so i guess my question is what should i do to get him to i guess like me back or find out whether he likes me back??

hit on him, constantly, it works for me.
-hitler

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hey i wanna talk to this kid i like, and im pretty sure he already knows i like him, but i dont want to make it obvious if he doesnt, which im like 99% sure he does like i said but anyway i dont know how to start talking to him, i mean used to talk alot but now im scared to talk to him, i mean i dont know what to say, other then, "hey whats up" and crap.

what the hell are you talking about?
are you trying to ask out a dude?
if so, ask him to the local waffle house at an odd hour for pancakes and omlets
-hitler

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Hi I really ned help! Ok well u know the shooting that happened in minnesota? Ya well me and my bf go to that skool and he was one of the victims! Ah! and he's in the hospital and they say he might die! he's in a coma and wont wake up! I strted freaking out when I heard his name on the list of the shot! They said he was still living but it was a 80% chance of dieing! He is the love of my life and I do not know what to do! Help me some one plz?

just wait and see how it comes out. you can't exactly bring him out of a coma by yourself, so let the professionals handle it. where'd he get hit? that can certainly affect the outcome, bloodloss? if so, how many pints? these questions can answer your fears. if he lost a shitload of blood and was hit in a vital area, there's a good chance that when he comes out of it, he will have a few things wrong upstairs.
-hitler

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This might sound like a weird question but this always get on my nerves: ok i blush/my face turns red very easily and it gets embarassing because i just blush SO easily-even at things that are hardly embarassing! i don't mind doing it once in a while but how can i stop myself from blushing so much-because people notice, and they're like "why is your face always red?" yeah so as you can tell, it can get to be a pain. anyone have any tips? thanks!:)

none.
-hitler

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17/f what r some ways 2 keep ur face from turning red?

none.
-hitler

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well i have this teacher he is realy mean and yells at me when im not even talkin wat should i do

ask him why he shits on you all the time.
-hitler

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Hi, can you give me any flirting advice for SHY people? Because i really like this boy (people have told me he likes me too but I don't know). It's just that when he looks at me I immediately look down in case he sees me blushing or looking at him, and when he touched my foot under the table I pulled it away. I wanted to keep doing it, but I dunno, I just got nervous I guess. Help please? Thank-you xo

go on the offensive and knock this "shy" crap off.
-hitler

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my xboyfriends brother just died today, and i i'm not dealing with it very well. i just dont know what to do, it feels like no matter who i talk to i cant lift up my spirits. my boyfriend right now has been doing everything he can to help me, but its not working. even people who arent my friends are helping me, im just not making any progress. what should i do??

send flowers and go to the funeral. it brings closure
-hitler

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okay so I'm 14 f. I haven't had a boy firend yet, is that weird. See I'm in french immersion, and theres only lik 3 guys in it and there nerds. so all of my friends are nerds. I moved here last year so I don't really no many other people, but still. I mean, I've been asked out a lot, but that was at my old school and I was in grade 5-6-7 so "going out" with someone was just holding their hand in school, so I don't count that. Is it sad that I've never been on a REAL date? How can I change?

no, you should dress pretty and provocative and try to get some dude to take you to the prom
-hitler

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My boyfriend, Linds, and I have been together for about a year and half. Well, I still like him and want to be with him. But, there's a problem. There's a guy in my Physics class that I tend to flirt with ALOT and he flirts back. I know that I don't like this guy; I'm just extremely attracted to his looks. He's not a bad guy or anything, he's actually pretty sweet and nice but Linds is so much more than that (hott too! :D). I always tell myself that I'm not going to flirt with him before class but of course I do.


Well, this past weekend, we were at the same party that Linds wasn't at and we almost kissed. I stopped myself and I'm glad I did. I don't know how to stop this and I don't want to ruin such a good thing with Linds. I have no idea what to do. I try to stay away from him but it never works. Any help with this situation is really appreciated, thanks.

17/f

tell the prick that he'll have to wait his turn.
-hitler

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My 'friend' is ruining my life!!!!!!! She talks crap on me and ALL of my other good friends all the time! She spreads rumors that arent true! She is a SLUT and she is pround of it! You just can't stop her she is like this bug you just can't kill and I don't know what to do! What can I do to make her stop doing this?!?! She has new friends now, and I know she is going to ruin their lives as well. I dont want them going through the pain I went through because of her. THey say they don't like her at all, but they still are nice to her and hang around her. I know if they keep making her think that they are freinds that she will go around and screw them over jsut like she did to me and my other good friend. What can I say/do to make it stop before it happens? Thanks! I RATE HIGH! :)

cut the bitch up.
-hitler

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When is a good time to tell your boyfriend of a year that the relationship is getting too serious and you're not realy for it?

tell him in front of his friends.
-hitler

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Hi, what I will address won't mainly be asking for advice, but for the input of the columnists on advicenators on a very controversial issue of morals against faith in the latter of sex.

I know that among some religions that premarital sex is sinful and highly prohibited without any exceptions, but what are your opinions?

I myself am a Catholic-Christan, and believed in the "sex until marriage" thing when I was together with my boyfriend. But as we got to know each other over the years, we got into intellectual conversations about this topic and if it's argument is valid and reasonable. I'm not saying that our relationship prompted a shift in mindset on this issue, but knowing him and being with him for so many years along with witnessing other married couples made me think about this a little more thoroughly.

I started to think about it as I grew older, and I began to feel differently. The divorce rate in the U.S. is at an amazingly high rate, and more couples are breaking it off even after saving the sex until marriage "policy". On some occasions I even think that these breakoffs are due to the quality of the sex. If the sex isn't good, usually lovers leave and commit infidelity. Unless the couple is really committed to one another, they will keep trying to make the sex work out.

The way I think about this scenario now is that I believe that it is acceptable to have sex before marriage, under certain circumstances. Because a couple must establish that intellectual intimate bond with commitment, devotion, loyalty, etc. Even then does that take years to accomplish, and the time spent shows respect to each other that both partners are willing to stick it out this long and wait for each other to take action that is of great importance. Also after all that is done, the relationship goes to the next level in the stage of sex. Having sex before marriage lets the couple know how how much they really love each other and how much they are willing to commit to each other. In a sense it tests us on how much we value sex and what factor it plays in our life. And if we don't pass the test in avoiding adultery, it was never meant to be with that person, so how can a couple get married if sex and passion got the best of them to steer them toward someone else?

To conclude, although you could say I'm going against my religion, it doesn't mean that I don't have faith. A lot of the "rules" that we have to abide by sometimes do seem unreasonable, in order to understand love and all the goodness that it brings, I really don't think marriage is enough to keep someone faithful.

In no ways am I encouraging premarital sex, especially on advicenators with teeny-boppers running around having sex with their semi-erect penises, but what I am saying is that before sex comes commitment, loyalty, devotion, understanding, civility, and vice versa. But I do believe that before marriage comes sex. Why because marriage is the highest level that a couple can go through to show their love toward one another for all of eternity, and how can you reach the highest level without sharing everything of yourself to your soulmate, including your most prized possession?

I apologize if I come off a little bias, but that isn't my intention at all. I'm not promoting anything, nor am I objectifying "sex before marriage." Those couples who are able to succeed through this lifestyle, I admire you, I really do. Especially in a society that is centered around sex nowadays. But I would like to know the opinions of others to better understand this controversial subject.

Thanks and sorry for the long read! I hope to hear a lot of responses!

you made an interesting choice, but its good that you put this much time into it. good point on the quality thing.
it is certainly a good thing to know if your partner is good in the sack or not. there was a case in mass. a while ago in which this woman divorced her husband of 3 weeks after trying him out for a bit. the given reason was: his uncontrollable urge to urinate on or in said partner.
good enough reason to take the car out for a test drive? but before trying the car out, always get your stats and figures on the product(find out if the dude's marriage material or not) enter stiff negotiations(set guidlines and limits beforehand) and wear your saftey belt(condom). because you never know where that particular car has been driven. have fun! be safe!
-hitler the lemon specialist

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there is someone who keeps logging on to my screen name! I think its one of my friends but everytime i ask her she denies it! the last question "i" asked i think she did. u kno the acting question. That question is totally inaccurate! I stink at acting let alone boast about it. She is in my acting class too so thats why i think its her. What do you think i can do about her cuz she wont admit it???
~Dani~

change the password.
-hitler

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soccer is coming up soon.... i need to get in shape... really bad. whenever i run now i feel i get out of breath a lot easier. and i think my leg muscles decreased, i lost a lot of weight. what can i do do get in shape, and increase my muscles (mainly leg muscles.. although arm muscles would help for my throw-ins)?

thanks..

work out, weightlifting.
-hitler

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