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things i like are:
stealing public property, t ping houses, beating up on friends, hanging out with friends, going to mehlville games, going to the movies, going to t time, walking around the neighborhood, having people over, confusing people, making people make funny faces, dropping my pants in front of girls that i dont know, mooning people from cars, driving without a permit, BAGEL BITES!!!, soccer, basketball, football (even though idk how to play), making the bird, wearing spandex and listening to brittany spears in my room, paintballing, hunting, shooting, making fires, lighting stuff on fire, seeing what burns, painting myself various colors, seeing how long i can put off my homework, doing stupid stuff, throwing my shoes at people, spray painting random things on random buildings, sneaking out, having fun, making people guess what im thinking, staring at random things just to make people say "what are you looking at", walking backwards, and mimicing girls i like infront of them, and of course giving advice.

things i dont like are:

girls that think they can get guys by wearing short skirts (b/c 98% of the time it works), people that try to mock me openly, people that hate me and try to get other people to do the same, people who make fun of my friends, people who call me stupid, people who eat my food, people who dont give me money, people who ask me continously for a piece of paper or pencil, people who try to be popular, guys who lie about their virginity, guys who hit girls, girls that cheat on guys, guys that cheat on girls, soda, roast beef sandwiches, taking care of things, cleaning up other people's mess, people who send me text messages, people who IM me constantly, people who think i can get them laid, people who look for "the love of their life" before the age of 21, people who are prude, people who are scared to have fun, workaholics, alcoholics, people who get addicted to smoking, people who do stuff under peer pressure, people who say the word "immature," people who think they are in the popular group, tv, and homework.
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i have started drinking a new drink called enviga...is it good for you?? (link)
look at sugar
look at caffeine

if sugar's high it will strip the caffeine of any positive effect it will have on you.

if it's sugar free or low sugar with a high amount of caffeine, then you're getting positives.


OK, my boyfriend went to the Navy a few days ago, and i have cried for about 3 days straight and just today i have barly cried. and i'm really sad because i do not get too see him or talk to him for 2 months, only write.
But my main question is, how can i over come such sadness, i have no one too talk to anymore? also i am scared that he will come back really really changed and things will be diffrent, but in a bad way. can you please advise on not too freak out or something to make me feel better?
THANK YOU~~ (link)
talk to his parents.

honestly, they're missing him as much as you are, maybe more. i had a friend who went into the army, his girlfriend became a wreck.

eventually she got a grip on herself and in time her and her bf's mom became close friends.


What would you do if you came back to your school parking lot and found out that your car was dented...would you go and tell the school, and ask them tofigure out who it was?

I think i may have dented a car when i was backing out today, and i'm really scared of getting in trouble.

Please help! THnaks (link)
deffinitley, and unless you signed a waiver saying that you know the dangers, and possibilities of what may happen to your car, you could demand your school pay for it.

request an officer patrol the lot, we have one now because a bunch of kids got their cars broken into, and if the school has to keep payin for shit, then their gunna want protection on the lot too.


I was wondering how to get to second base with a girl. I mean does she have to like tell you to start touching her boobs or just like lead you into or does the guy just have to go for it and hop that it was the right time? (link)
just do it. if she likes it, she'll let you be, if she doesn't she'll pull away. it's a hope and wish. just be sure to respect her.


Is it bad to drink alot of vitamin D milk? (link)
to consume A LOT of anything is bad for you.

however, if you just drink it say a glass in the morning, it can really help you. but if you drink it say...when you wake up and eat it with mid morning snack, then lunch, then afternoon snack, then dinner, then after dinner snack, sure its unhealthy.

moderation of anything can be beneficial. even a square of a dark chocolate hershey bar every day has proven to help you out more than anticipated.


I have pretty thick thighs/big butt. It think it runs in the family, if that's possible? I'm a size 11 in jeans. Last summer, I ran every single day, and while my stomach got flatter, my thighs stayed the same exact size. I was wondering what exercises to do that would tone my thighs and butt? (link)
fewer calories.
move more.

burn more calories than you take in.
fruits, not chips.
soda alternatives.
strictly limit fast food.
cardio.
plenty of sleep.
plenty of water.
stick with it.

and you'll be fine.


what exactly is an orgasm and how do you get it ? (link)
you won't know what it is until you experience.

you get one by fucking.


15/f

im a freshman in a secondary school. i've been going to public schools my whole life and now recently i am thinking about going to a catholic school. there is so much drama at my school and everyone there is so immature and the guys are really into the slutty girls and i am getting sick of it.

is catholic school really as bad as the people there say it is? is there a lot of drama? what are the guys like there? anyone who has been there can you please give me some background info on it; or if you've been to both public and private schools which one did you like better? (link)
you think drama at public school's bad?

a catholic school not only consists of 100% girls, but snobby ones at that. you can expect being backtalked about how you did your hair today, being backtalked about how you walk, and even about this question.

also, catholic schools to me, seem a lot more clicky, in other terms, if you didn't grow up with them, your not one of them.

public schools are more laid back, and guys wise, we're not all bad, you've just probably been looking in the wrong direction.


sorry this is so long! but any help is appreciated!

for the past 2 weeks i have had 3 hour soccer practices every day. sometimes we had an extra 2 hours in the evening. the practices go like this:
1 hour conditioning: stairs, sprinting, laps, agility ladders.
the second hour is scrimages and the third is drills that consist of mainly dribbling and running with some sprinting.

OK!! now for my question!

after the first couple of days i had lost about 6 pounds. then i started slowly gaining back but i dont feel like im getting "fatter" if anything i feel more in shape than i've ever been. and my diet isnt anything astounding i get recommended amount of calories, if not more, mainly from protiens and stuff i dont eat candy or drink soda.

COULD I HAVE GAINED WEIGHT IN THE FORM OF MUSCLE?

thank you. (link)
weight weighs 3 times the amount of muscle, and as long as you "feed" your muscles, you'll continue to gain weight, achieve more defined muscles (legs and abs in particular because its soccer) and feel great. look in the mirror, and not on the scale.

if you DO want to lose weight, consume less calories, than you take in, easy as that.


The skin (?) on my lips is constantly peeling off and it hurts so badly. I have to rip off the skin becuase it's very bothersome and painful if I keep it on, but it hurts like a biatch to peel it off, and then it stings afterwards. And it keeps happening.

Why is it peeling all the time?
And how do I stop it?!?!

(link)
get chap stick.


I'm a 5'7-5'9ish female who weighs approximately 120 lbs. I used to run daily & weighed about 135 lbs. I stopped running due to mono & still feel a bit tired & weak but my mono should be just about done with. I've had it for 6-7 weeks. Anyways, my mom thinks I'm underweight & should not exercise. My BMI is around 19.2 which is still average since 18 is underweight. I only intake around 1000 calories a day. I have a minor eating disorder & have issues with eating. Would it be dangerous to exercise or would I have to gain weight & eat more?? Thanks!! (link)
eat more protein.

lean meats, ex. sandwhich meat, eggs, fish (mmm...),

you should be fine, you don't have an eating disorder, you just don't know what to eat and feel guilty when you do.

do muscle building workouts instead of so much cardio as well,

example: pushups, crunches, lay on your stomach and try to lift your legs over your butt, this will work your booty, and back legs, leg lifts etc etc.

i am telling you to eat one chocolate bar a day. this will relieve your sweet tooth, and make you feel happy :]

+ its always good to give to yourself.


I went to the lake yesterday and went wakeboarding for 2 hours and tubing for another hour. So, what exactly did I work out? (link)
Wakeboarding:

quads
calfs
booty
abs
maybe a little bit upperbody muscles

Tubing:

pecs
arms
abs



okay i this 2002 ford mustang last weekend, and i really want to fix it up. what are some good website where i could order alot of stuff for the interior...for a cheap price? (link)
google it, you can get strobe lights inside, look into ram-air, thats some cheap style and performance, google around.

it honestly shouldnt be that hard, mustangs are like MADE for tight aftermarket shit like that.


Is there a way to stop a female who has started bleeding and is in heat? (link)
do not put water on her. it'll dampen her fur and create un-needed insulation.

get her in a-c if possible, make sure she's always got water nearby.

if you have any doubts get her to the vet.

try to limit her physical activity to laying down, eating, and being petted.

that's it.


yeah, i know this is a kinda dumb question, and you moderators, go ahead and rate me low, but please just give me the chance to get a FEW answers...i cant find anything online!!!

ok, i play paintball and i had just recently gotten a sponser for our speedball team, its a local paintball feild named Fungunz. I was woundering from all people who play paintball or even sponser them: What should i expect from the sponser? What kinds of things do they expect from us?

Another question: i have a Tippmann 98 custom with a double trigger (which i plan to take off for speedball) and a velocity adjuster, does anyone know where i could get a response trigger for my tippmann for under $80?? please dont say "o yeah, go to google.com and search for bla bla bla, sorry, unless its a wide search, that isnt helpful.. also i am looking for a sponser for my woodsball team, if anyone is willing to sponser us, please drop me a note in my inbox (RBfootballTD) and ill give you all of the information, i do ask ahead of time though to give me your name (as in name from the site) so i can give you a note direct and not put it on my column, thanks a million to all who answer, i know its long...sry!

-P.Baller (link)
i saw this question and i can tell you what i got from my sponsor in a few years ago.

we had a very small store sponsor us, they got us nice t-shirts, some nice pants, and eventually baseball caps (to wear backwards from our mask)

if you're any good you'll attract more sponsors, or your current one will "put out" more.

also if you're just lazy and looking for free stuff (our sponsor told us about this) you're not going to get much, but if you enroll in a lot of tournaments, you not only enhance your skill and amount of wins you also make your sponsor look good.

ALSO, they ended up paying for 1/4 of our entry fees.

it all depends.


why do animal crackers have random holes on them? here's a picture if you don't know what i'm talking about:

http://www.bobandtom.com/pix/cracker.gif

aha sorry for the weird picture, it's the only good one i can find. thanks! (link)
my guess would be that when they bake and cool bubbles pop and make holes like that.


http://www.corhs.org/jake.html

Where can I get a table for my snake like that?
Websites would be good, money is not an option =]
Or I could build one, but what would I need? I'd like to buy everything online (link)
well you could build one out of 2x4's and sheet metal, that would hold it.

but it wouldn't be that pretty.

go to your local hardware store (ex lowe's, homedepot) and tell them what you want and they'll help you out.


i ad sex yesterday and we did use a condom. im not on birth control or anything though. so, when my bf cummed(sp?)it like filled the condom and like got on him and i think some of it got like on the outside of my vagina but i know none was actually inside of me, so is there a chance of pregnancy? (link)
to be honest.

theres always a chance.

it's just if your willing to risk it or not.


where do i get them and as soon as possible? and wut is an average rate i should get? i only need $1000, can anyone give me some names of places? (link)
watch T.V. for like 20 seconds an annoying commercial comes up saying how they can get you approved for $40,000+ student loans, you could try that.

contact your local bank also, and plus, they are usually the best way to go for student loans.

ask your parents or close friends what they did, im sure they'd be more than willing to share where they went for their S.L.'s




there is a lift i learned in football called a Clean this is what it looks like

http://www.exrx.net/WeightExercises/OlympicLifts/Clean.html

what muscles does this work (this page confused me) and i cant really find any information on it due to its name. (link)
everything.

pectoralis
biceps
triceps
quads
calves
abs
forearm

those are the ones i picked from it




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