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Hey yall i'm MICHELLE i am a senior and i *LOVE* giving advice! i am really ditzzy, creative, LOUUUUUDD, fun to be with, outgoing, wierd, very very very RANDOM and CRAZY!

MY INTERESTS: i *love* art,DANCING, singing, partying, writing MAKEUP, fashion, FRIENDS, and $hopping!


YALL CAN ASK ME ANYTHING
NO QUESTION IS STUPID


People i am honest! Sorry if sometimes my advice sucks! But, i hope you understand that i try my hardest! If i didnt completly understand you question, please contact me ASAP for clairification! Thank you!


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M A t T ♥ M i C h E l l E (not my bf just a boy that is funny as hell! hah)

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hey this is for mainly guys unless there are any girls out there who play football- but i reallyyyyy love football and i am a girl and i want to be a coach someday- what do you think? could that ever happen?

Damn right that can happen! Who ever said girls cant coach a football team? Girls are just as good as boys!!!!!! Girls can do whatever boys can do! GIRLS DO IT BETTER!
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Okay,I'm goin out with this guy.And im starting to get sick of him pickin on me insted of loving me.Like the other day at a game he was like hittin my leg,i know hes just kidding.But its getting on my nerves..

Tell him! Dont hold it back, he is such a jackass! BREAK UP WITH HIM! He is NOT worth anything!
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hey..im a 14/f and i want to start playing hockey..if anyone can give me a good site that will give me some tips and tell me the rules and positions and stuff...or if you could just tell me a basic understanding of ice hockey..thatd be great...thanks!

I dont kno a thing about hockey, so i did a search on google and i found this website.. http://www.usahockey.com/FileServlet/relatedDocuments/8DEEF6202BE65117E034080020D8D313/2001-03%20Ice%20Rulebook.pdf
hopefully it will help!
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What ages do most people with Cerebral Palsy die??

- Thanks....

The age varies, any age it depends on how bad you Ceberal Palsy is.
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i'm so confused!!! see i like this guy, and he's sending me mixed signals. but the thing is we have had an extremely rocky past...see, we broke up, and it wasn't pretty. but that was a long time ago, and now every time i talk to him he's all nice and stuff, and we were in a show together and he kept looking over at me and flirting, but at school he acts like i'm not even there. i think if we talked more something could happen, but should i persue it or let it go?

Actually, my friend is going through this right now. I told her not to stress about it. He might not be worthit!
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Hey it's me again the 14/f that is pregnate..For those of you that don't remember or know me, I had a boyfriend in jail and the side relationship where I got pregnate and found out from a test. Pierre is his name..not mike..but anyway pierre wants this baby aborted..he said he's not going to lose his football career over me or the baby..i`m already 6 weeks and I love this baby more than anything now. Telling my boyfriend was hard.. even harder then telling my father! My boyfriend was really mad since he just got out of jail and everything and wanted to kill the crap out of pierre..well my boyfriend really loves me and you can tell..since he said he'll be the father since pierre won't....but what should i do..should i still consider abortion? because I really want this child...

Aww. Good luck in whatever your choice is. Do what you want. You stated you love the baby and dont want abortion, so keep the baby! You can support it! Your mom will help you as well as Mike or whoever it was who will be the dad! good luck if you need to talk more YOU KNO WERE TO FIND ME!
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hey,im 16/f. i hav this friend(also 15 /f) and she thinks me and her are like really close but i dont really like her and we like the same guy(hes 15 too), only she doesnt kno i like him and i like him alott. me and him hooked up a few times and she has no idea and he says he likes me but he doesn't want a girl friend rite now and stuff but he said he will soon , im not sure wht that means tho? but wht if he asks me out bcs then my friend will prob get really mad and ill feel really badd so wht shud i do shud i like stop talking to her or stop being involved with the guy ??

If you ask me, I would say, "Ditch the girl, you hate her anyway!" But I dont think that is what you want to hear. What the guy ment by he wants a girlfriend soon, might mean that he likes you but too stressed to have a girlfriend right now or various reasons.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! some time i think god is so not fair specaily this time...
im a 15 years old girl, have a nice family and 2 dog i got a happy life but at the time i was most happy is my sister tell me she is pregnet! i cant take it. i think when i telling ever one this no one gonna care about what is wrong with this but my family is so differient from others. when i was born my dad is really sad b/c im not a guy and so is my sister we grown up together have a really close relationship between sister and sisters and ever thing is happening ill tell her what is wrong with it so she is the most trusting and role model of me . one thing my dad doesnt like is she dont study hard and always makes my dad mad all the time but we still live happyly but now she is telling me that she is pregnet and let me explain to my partents i cnat do that b/c i kown i will break all my dad and my moms heart i cant be that selfish but thing over MY SISTER IS BEING MORE SEILFISH ! sorry for being so long plllz help me what to do and what should my sister do should she get a abortion or else?

PS: i want her to get married frist then have kids so they can starting off with a good life

Please read over your question, and make corrections so people can understand what you are saying! Sorry, I couldnt understand a word!!
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So I like this guy and everyone knows except him, and I am friends with him and all and I really have no idea what to do!! help!!

Well, you can do the obviouse,tell him. But if that isnt in your heart right now, you can just stay friends until he finds our himself. Why dont you talk to him?
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i need help getting an orgaasm, i dont know how, and i am too embaressed to ask any of my friends.. i do know what masterbation is, im 15 years old and alot of my guy friends talk about it, but i still dont knowhowto masterbate myself. Can someone please explain to me how i can get an orgasm, can you tell me what to think about, how to masterbate, what to touch down tehre , and how to touch it, please, thanks this would be great help.

well basiaclly what you do is you play with yourseld and finger yourself and stuff so take yor fingers and just play with yourself!
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what is masturbating?

having sex with yourself! if you are a boy you rub you dick until you orgasim and if you are a girl you use your fingers and play with yourself until you orgasim!
(thanx sherry)
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I went out with a guy for 3 months and we eventually told eachother we loved eachother and we both meant it. he dumped me and i have never gotten over it. Recently my friend told me that he is thinking about getting back together. Should we try again or just stay friends?

try fresh and new again! good luck!
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Sorry for the length. Yes, I know that weed is bad for you, but I kind of got pressured into smoking a ganga(sp?) today. It was like a crash burn type of thing, I took two hits, but on both of them I messed up, I sucked in, held it, swallowed but only a little swallow, then blew, so I didn't really get anything. I was wondering, if I had gotten something, what are the chances of getting hurt on the 1st try? Can you die from the first try of weed. I think next week my friends wanted me to try a black and mild (the one's that smell really good) I know it's illegal and all that, I just wanted to know the chances of like dying or passing out, or blacking out on the first try, and only one or two hits. I know this kid at our school who had extesy, and about 30 of something, but he was like forced it or something, and he blacked out and when someone else woke up, the kid (Winston) had no pulse and had died from OD. Can you OD off of only no more than 3 hits of weed? What are some consequences besides death, or like consequences and how long it takes for those consequences to come in effect. I know it's a dumb question, and I could probably google it or something, but I'd rather ask it here. Thanks.

you cant die and yes you can get cncer!
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ok, see
there is this guy i go to school with and share the same bus. as soon as i saw him i was like 'mi goodness, he is fine!' and then later we found out that we had the same religion, so we got kinda close. me moved seats on the bus to sit next to me and comes by the last half of lunch to talk. mi friend a liked him, and actually made me CALL him after she was 'done' with him to let him make sure he knew. he was horrified she liked him in the first place. but then she started accusing me of liking him. of course, i denied it. but ever since then ive been wondering. i hvent called or seen him in almost 3 weeks, and im kinda depressed. even mi friend d kept looking at me and was concerned cos i looked out of it. i REALLY miss him- does that mean that after all this time, i am getting some really big feelings for him? is it a coincidence that im feeling depressed while hes gone? im just so confused....

-nikki

you have feelings for him y dont you call him again and just say i just wwanted to say hey and wsp!
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Does anyone know a fast way to get rid of dandruff? I only have untill 1/7/04 and only going to Walmart before then! Help please!

Hair Scare

get special dandruff shampoo and conditioner! ask the people at walmart were you can find those products cuz they have an assortmant of them!
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i really like these shoes, and my mom said she would get them 4 me wen i do chores...i did chores and i still didnt get shoes, and she keeps lying to me
wut should i do>??

save up money and then go get them! :) good luck tell her that she isnt being fair!
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i want to make a quote site.. but i have no idea what hosting site i should use..anyone have any ideas?

geosities.com angelfire.com yahoo.com
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hey! ok so me and my boyfriend have sex frequently and sometimes we dont use a condom...but i tend to queef a lot and i was wondering what that might be from? or if its normal? or if theres anyway to prevent or minimalize it...he doesnt seem to mind it but it annoys me and makes me self concious in bed...any help would be great! thanks:-)

i dont understand y you dont use a condom and it is normal they told me in my sex class! (i havent had sex before)
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There's this guy I like and i thought he liked me too. But then my friend had to go and mess everything up. She ran up to him and started bugging him and told him I was in love with him (which I'm not-I just like him). And now he's acting all weird around me. What should I do?

(I'm 13 and in 7th grade and I'm a female)

PLEASE HELP!!

first off i cant beilve yo even call her your friend she totally betrayed you! you asked her not to tell and she goes up to him and tells!! wat a nive friend! you like him not 'love' him and those are two totally difforent meanings! ignore your friend and that guy! then he will be the one coming to you!
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Hey Everybody!
My High School will be having a Sweethearts Dance in February, and the girls ask out the guys. Well, there's this guy I like and in the past we had our little trouble times, but I think he likes me again! I want to ask him, but I don't know how. So, do any of you know how I should ask him to the dance?

I know I have asked this question before, just a little reminder because I need to ask him, now! So if you have anymore ideas, tell me as soon as possible!!
Love you guys.
~MiSSc~

P.S.~ I wanna do something sweet for him since he's a sweet guy. I want to ask him out that involves a poem, chocolate (because he loves chocolate), or anything special or cool. So, Got any tips?

well you can take sweet tarts and write SWEETHEART DANCE? on a poster with them. i have soooo many cute ideas!! just im me! cuz i cant write them all here!
♥ Michelle

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