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*HEY YALL...JESSICA HERE!WELL IM REALLY AN UPFRONT PERSON SO WHEN U ASK 4 ADVICE bEwArE!!
*AGE*---16~*~
*SEX*---YES PLEASE!--LOL JUS MESSIN IMMA GRL~*~
*HOMETOWN*---L-TOWN~*~HOLLA AT CHA GRL~*~
*SCHOOL*---LHS GO REDSKINS!!:)~*~
*GRADE*---10TH~*~
*FAV SPORTS*---BASKETBALL/CHEERLEADING/FOOTBALL~*
*HAIR*---BROWN/BLONDE~*~
*EYES---BLUE~*~
*HIEGHT---I'M 5'7~*~
*STATUS*---ME N SHAWN BROKE UP...I'M TALKIN TO THIS GUY NAMED LAMAR......I REALLY LIKE HIM 2... HE IS LIKE THE SWEETEST GUY EVER.... HE TREATS ME BETTER THAN SHAWN....AND IM NOT EVEN DATIN LAMAR....~*~
*FAV QUOTE*---I SMOKE WEED 2 4-GET MY DRINKING PROBLEM---LOL!~*~
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WEL YALL I'M HERE 4 N E BODY WHO NEEDS ADVICE OR JUST TALK!!! I REALLY BEEN THRU SUM SHIT IN MY LIFE!!! MY MOM IS IN JAIL N SHE IS A MAJOR CRAK HED N SO IS MY DAD...I BEEN IN JAIL/JUVI MYSELF LIKE 4 TIMES.... BEEN IN several FIGHTS N GOT JUMPED PLENTY OH TIMES N HAD MY FAIR SHARE OH ASS WOOPPINS!!! TRUST ME, WHERE I COME FROM, NIGAS N BITCHES dont PLAY!!!
YALL NEED 2 GET A GRIP... THIS SPELLING THING THAT SEEMS TO BOTHER YALL SO MUCH IS JUS ME I DO IT SO IT DOESNT TAKE AS LONG 2 WRITE THINGS.....

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Ok, I was just wondering- how do you know if a guy likes you when the only time your getting to talk to him is online. Because it's summer and you can't really see him. How would you say would be ways to figure it out?

well u cood jus ask him...




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my mom is gay and now im startign to tell my friends and they like me for who i am not what my mom is or isnt but now there is a nasty girl across the street and i guess she saw my mom and her girlfriend kissing and now shes telling everyone and its not sucha great way to start off my summer.should i really care what other people are going to say do you think its gonna ruin my years coming in school if i admit to everyoner that my mother is a lesbian?

i dont think that u shood care what other people think.( i kno its easier sed than done)... just let people do their talkin n jus blow it off.


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Ok, I love my friends very much don't get me wrong. I have so much fun with them. But tonight I just broke down and started crying because I was so pissed and upset. I feel like I'm always the one being laughed at. We all make fun of eachother, and we laugh together, but I feel like I'm hardly ever taken seriously. One of my friends kept saying stuff, saying I live in the ghetto when I don't. And he knows it, he just wants something to laugh at. I didn't care, and it was funny, but it kept building up. Does this happen with anyone else? What do you do? I'd really like to talk to anyone in the same situation. Thank you so much.

well when i get into situations like this i always tlk 2 the people involved.... tell your friends how u feel..tell them your tired of being laughed at n they need to respect u....

Jessica

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hey what some good website for quotes??

P.S. i will rate high

firehottquotes.com is where i always go.


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please can someone explain to me exactly the steps to a kiss. please dont just say like "go for it", cause im feeling kinda lost and i dont want to make a fool of myself! do you just like lean in slowly, open your mouth, and close, and open and close? and what does it mean like "wrestle with your tounges"? please i need some serious advice!
thanks in advance!

well first off.... kissing isnt that hard to do... so just chill!! all u do is pretty much just masage the other persons tounge with urs... the first time i kissed i had no clue n i didnt even kno it was gonna happen... so it really just comes natural!!!!!!!!!!! good luck

---jessica

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Hello Advicenators,
I have an impacted/stopped up oil gland on my ear. The impacted/stopped up oil gland is next to where my earring would go in my left ear. It is not ontop of the "hole" for my earing, it is to the side of it. The gland is swollen, reddish/purple, and it hurts really badly. When something touches it (putting on a shirt, brushing my hair, etc., etc.) it feels like someone has stabled a needle in my ear. I know that this is sort of like a pimple on my ear, but is there something I can do to help it go away? Would acne medicine and hot compresses help any? My mom said that if it didn't go away, she'd take me to a dermatologist, but should I try to mess with it or anything?

wow... well...ummm...i guess if i were u i wood just keep it kleend w/ alcohol n peroxide*** n maybe try some type of acne medicine... but ur best bet is prolly to go to the dermatologist.....

~*$~jessica

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no
I am asian

well do u have dark skin?

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I am lookin for someone to have sex, someone to one night stand.
Write me back if u from toronto area

well r u a blak guy?

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I'm going to the beach for the first time in years. What things should I make sure to bring? (like make-up, how many bathing suits, what bathing suits, and other stuff..)

well when i go 2 the beach i always take like a difrent suit for every day....take all your makeup,tanning oil,all hair supplies,and 2 outfits for every day....

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it's not a toronto area phone

what?

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I recentley bought an iPod.
I only have 44 songs on it, and I can't think of any more songs to add! Mostly all the songs I have on there are emo/rock. Im looking for some good songs that are in the Indie and Techno genre. Thanks!

ok loser!! no one cares that u bought an ipod!! and who in the HECK listenes to emo/rock and indie music!! and TECHNO??? ok try losers.com itll help out!

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I am a 20 years old horny virgin lives in toronto.
You know any girl wants a one night stand thing in toronto area?
Give them my msn
torontoguy_8@hotmail.com

Yea i do!! call her @ 1-865-603-0551 ASK 4 JODIE!! SHES A FREAKK!! SO SHE WILL DO N E THING WITH YOU! TO SATISFY UR EVERY NEED!!

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Hello, Im 28 and I was talking to a member of the opposite sex online one day, and I asked them what they were wearing at that time. They replied with the type of clothing they were wearing. They then unexpectedly turned the question around on me and said that since they had answered my question, I had to answer the same one for them. After some persuasion, I timidly admited that I was actually naked at that time. They did not take offence at knowing this. It felt risque at first, but afterwards, I felt kinda releaved to have been able to tell a member of the opposite sex that I was nude. Was it wrong to tell someone of the opposite sex about my nudity when chatting with them? Anyone else have any oppinions or suggestions?

GROW UP.....im only 15 n i tell ppl that im naked all the time.......get a life

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Anyone know how to french kiss? Im a fourteen year old girl whos frenching someone for the first time today please help!!!I rate high :c)

Lol....yea well when u kiss him it jus comes naturally....Lol...u r either a good kisseer or a bad kisser

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okay im 16and me and my boyfriend have been goin out 4 2 years now we had a massive argument da ova day and he put a knife to my throat and ses he would kill me if i shouted at him like that again i really like him thought and he dont always act like that but now im scared just to have an argument with him ive talked 2 him about it and he ses im being stupid bt i dont wana break up with him what do i do?

well i dont kno ur whole situation but i would get away from him AAAASSSSAAAAPPPP....

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ok well i have been going out with my boyfriend for about 9 months now and i really love him. he has only had sex with one girl. but many times. they broke up long be fore we got together. so just say i lost my virginity to him do you think he would have any kind of std from having sex with just that ONE other girl.?? like do u think theres a chance of him having an STD, from that one girl and then having sex with me and then all of a sudden i get it??? thanks i rate HIGHHH

ok well yes there is a very big chance he did get one...there is always a chance... people could have an STD and not even know it until....well a long time after they had sex..

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I have this one friend, but she gets really annoying sometimes. She'll talk on and on, and i never get a chance to say anything, and im not the quiet type. She always dominates the conversation, and is always being bossy. Most of my friends think she's annoying too, but i dont want her to have no friends, but also dont want to be her friend out of pitty. what can i do?

well it is not fair to you or her that you and your friends are being her friend out of pitty. so i think that you should tell her how you all feel and see if maybe she will change and then if she doesnt the screw her. i would think she would respect youralls opinion.

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i have this friend and i really wish that she would stop saying all this crap about me behind my back...i mean every time we are together we are like the best of friends and the everthing i tell her she has to go tell other ppl...she is like backstabbing me...what should i do??

grl i gotta friend jus like dat and bout 3 months ago i went up to her and told her i new she had been talkin bout me and dat she needed to stop. so i think you should do the same tell her that she can quit or jus not be your friend.

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my best friend is always singing this song and she really wants to put it on her tripod but she doesnt no what its called. its goes "Hey ya"..... "hey yaaaaa" "hey ya" "hey yaaaa"
thanx

r u serious??? lol...u gotta b kiddin!!

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Hello. I have been a cheerleader for 15 years, and with all the experience I've been through a lot of issues. So I started my own cheer advice column. If you need any help with stunts, tumbling, dance, jumps, team issues, tryouts, etc. Ask me! Column: DivazGirl

ok thx...

~*~jessica~*~

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