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Q: hi i am 14 and a boy at school always annoys me on msn he say i want to f**k ure mum n when i reply why thats dirty are you sick or sumthing he then replys watch ill beat u in skool or sumthin like that i can fight but i dont wanna getin to trouble i need advice plz help!

i would realy apreciate it thank you

dear annoyed,
this is a very sticky situation, but i think that the best thing to do would be to ignore him. on msn, you should block him from sending you any messages, so that he doesn't have the chance to threaten you. but what i think the best thing to do is tell a school councelor or another trusted adult.

Q: whats an orgasm

go to http://www.dictionary.com and type it in. you'll find out.

Q: Well my husband & I have only been married for 2 year's and we just bought our own house for the first time and now we are about to lose it so we rented out our other bed room's to two other ladies, well the first lady is real nice she work's all the time and sleep's all the time she is no problem you hardly see her and she is 29 year's old,the 2nd lady is 75 year's old ans she is home all the time and she is under my skin and is veru noisy and fight's with me and want's me to tell her where i'am going and when my first room mate is home is fight's with her and messes up the bathroom so my first room mate has to clean it up,and my husband take her side all the time i'am in the middle all the time don't know what to do,we need her rent to get caught up and every time we try to talk to her she just want's to fight and agruge,i'am going crazy please help.
thank you.

littledawg0913@aol.com

woah, that sounds terrible. i don't know much about renting out rooms, but i think that you should ask the second lady to find another apartment.

Q: Does it hurt to get your ears pierced or your nose or your cartilige or whatever?????

well it hurts a lil, but only for a minute. but if its what you really want, i think the tiny hurt is worth it. oh, and if you really don't want it to hurt, don't forget to rotate the ring, or else you'll get an infection and that HURTS!!!!

Q: The kid pooped on his finger and gave me a poopy-willie in my ear. I have no idea what to do i don't even know how to change a diaper. His parents are out of town for a month and i have stuff in my ear. What on earth do you propose I do? Should i
a. Clean it out
b. leave it for proof
c. Take a picture for proof
d. Call 911 and get to the emergency room
e. All of the above

One more question,is this hazardus to my health?
Thank you
Big Momma P

no duh, A!! what kinda idiot would leave poop in their ear?

Q: is it a bad thing to fall asleep while ur babysitting a 3 yearold in summer while thre in a pool?

~>confused

OMG! its stupid to fall asleep period while you are babysitting!! are you on crack or something?

Q: Hi, Jollylollipop! I LOVE your name! Anyways, I need some help: I really want to earn money, but I am not 12 yet to babysit. What should I do? I REALLY want money!

Signed,

Money Hungry

you could walk dogs, help around your house, or something along those lines.

Q: I am 12 and I would like to start babysitting. I have a neighbor who has a 6 year old granddaughter and I occasionally baby sit her for an hour or so. I'd like to have more clients (you could call them), but i don't want to have strangers calling me everything friday night. Any ideas?

if you have a younger sibling, try and see if any of their friend's needs a baby sitter. you could also ask your mom/dad/guardian if they have any friend's with children who need babysitting. thats what i do, and i have baby sat 3-4 times a month for about 6 months (pretty good $$$$ lol)

Q: I did a "calcuate your real age" survey on line the other day which showed your real age changing as you answered the questions. I was almost at the end and the survey was showing me as 32.5 and I'm 33. The only section left was the exercise section. I answered the questions (I work out 5 days a week). I thought for sure my real age would go down even further, but was shocked to see it go up to 34!

I have listed my workout routine below, can you please give me some advise as to if I am working out too much? I feel great, my endurance is high, after my workout I feel great, I don't feel pain or discommfort. I eat healthy and feel great almost always.

3 x week (Tues, Wed, Fri): 20 min fast walking on treadmill followed by 20 minutes of intense riding on the stationary bike

2 x week (Sat & Sun): 20 min fast walking on treadmill followed by 20 minutes of intense riding on the stationary bike followed by 20 more minutes on the treadmill at a medium comfortable speed for cooldown(I do 20 min but feel like I could walk forever and not be tired)

I am happy with the way my routine makes me look good too. The bike is toning me right where I like it.

Why would my routine make me older? Was this survey I did wrong? Should I cut it down to 4 days a week?

Sorry this is so long, thanks for your help!

Paula

you shouldn't think that an online test is accurate. from what you say, you sound totally fit. an online test could even think running 1000 miles makes you as fit as an 90 year old for all we know.

Q: Toady I had my first kiss with my boyfriend. I guess I kinda wanted to do it but I wasn't 100% comfortable. I thought it would be really great but now I think that it was totally horrible. And to make it worse my friend got online afterwards and told his I liked it...ew. What should I do, I dont want to break up with him...maybe i do...oh i dont know! Help!

From how you are talking about this, i think you should rethink your relationship with him, because you dont sound happy. i dont know much about a first kiss, but i think it should be private as well, so maybe you should talk to your friend beacuse she had no business telling him that.

Q: If you babysit four little kids by yourself for three hours, around how much should you be getting paid?

well i would say $95 but thats a bit cheap. also take into consideration about how much you will have to do with the kids. just don't accept anything less than $50, thats just unreasonable

Q: When at school, sometimes I kinda go crazy by taking the seagulls from off the grass and eating them, and then I throw rocks and berries at my friends. Just yesterday, I went streaking and painted myself in tiger stripes through math class. In the computer lab I take all the cds and break them. I've broken a computer one time too. Also I eat pages of textbooks when teachers don't watch. I burned some of the books in the library and then ate them. (Actually, they're pretty tasty with some ketchup.) Last week I jumped on a lunch table and pissed on a yard duty. I am 26 years old and I am still in the 8th grade. Is this normal?

umm right....k first if you are really serious, maybe you should go to a psychiatrist. they help people with your sort of ..uniqueness. second, if you are kidding, you must be very bored to actually come on an advice site and make up this kinda thing!

Q: Well basically I'm really out of shape. I don't play any sports i don't take dance classes or things like that. And i would like to stay in shape even though it's really hard for me. Does any body know any excersises that i could do over a couple of minutes to keep me in shape?

i think that you should do curl ups, push ups, squats, and stuff like that. you should try jump roping because not only is it great exercise, it is also fun! these all could be a 5 minute thing once a day and after a few weeks, i bet you'll see results :)

Q: Is it possible to love a boy who failed kindergarden? I LOVE a boy who failed kindergaden. I just found out. He is soooo cute, though. He's my age and evything. I do't know what to do. it isn't that I don't like him and it isn't because I'm afraid my friends will tease me. I go out with him now. He moved and now he goes to my school again. The only problem is... when do I get to see him? PLEASE HELP! THANKS,
coolgirl57

i don't think that failing kindergarten should influence anything. everyone has their strengths and weaknesses. i'm assuming that he is nice, so maybe he just struggles with school, but i dont think that his school record should get in your way of love life.

Q: My friend is really annoying. She's always complaining about everything. Her grandma spoils her rotten, so I know her life is not that bad. I want to tell her o shut up, but I don't want to hurt her feelings. What should I do?

ouch that must be very hard. i think that you should go talk to her and tell her how you feel, she may not realize how annoying she is being. let her know that you aren't going to put up with this and if she continues to do it, you'll move on. and stay to your word

Q: So. I liked A. B liked A. Both are my friends, both are female. A and I, C, kissed a few times and I was an idiot. Okay. A and B are now in love with eachother. This happened over one day. I dont give a fuck about A, but I love B. Not like that. She's my best friend. And now Im going to lose her because of A.

if you are a girl: k, you are such a sick freaky lesbo!! meet a guy!!
if you are a guy: why would you want to date some sick freaky lesbo/bi person?

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Hey Everyone!! My Name is Lara. Thats my picture above ^^^ on a horse I used to have... k...dont have any pictures with my face :/ Umm soo Feel free to ask any question you need to ask. I love to help people! dont feel shy at all, I'll never know who you are unless you tell me :D
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