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I'm a logical, very conservative nice-guy. Ask me anything and I'll give you a true answer.

I'm good with family issues. I can help a lot when it comes to 'can I get pregnant or a disease doing this' type of problems.
I'm no professional, but whenever I read professional advice, I find myself reading what I would have told the questioner to do.

I'll be frank and I'll try my best to help you out. I've seen so many things in my life even at my age and I always try to give friends advice before I have to watch a bad outcome.
Those who take it are lucky. Kidding, kidding.


By the way, I've heard it all before. Incest, rape, balloon fetishes, car stuck in mud fetishes, theft, physical abuse, gun crimes, bondage, bird sodomization, furries, teddy bear pregnancy questions (more than once), you name it, I've heard it all (Watch The Aristocrats if you don't know what I mean).
Don't be embarrassed. Even if I don't approve of what you've done, I will give you my best advice.
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Oh yeah, another thing.
If you send me idiotic questions about my personal life, I'm going to ignore you.
EXAMPLE: Note that this yotch doesn't even know I'm a dude.

"My boyfriends eating me out now have you ever been ate out ore sucked dick"

Don't ask questions like the one above

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Okay, I downloaded the program that you said and i think i converted it right but it STILL wont let me put it on a CD..now instead of saying "taylor hicks.mp3" it says "taylor hicks.WAV" and you said it should be .WMA what did i do wrong now?

Actually, I messed up. WAV is what it should be. Make sure you copy the wav one though. Usually it will save a separate one, and you'll still have the mp3 in the original spot it was before you converted it.
Feel free to send another if it still won't work.

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Hey all music lovers!
I'm in search of new music in my speakers. I love hearing new sounds. I love rock, punkrock, indie rock, rap, weird songs! You name it!
Any suggestions on any good bands?

I have a few very interesting groups.

Kings of Leon's cd "Aha Shake Heartbreak" is a good one.

You should also try "The Polyphonic Spree." You've never heard anything like them. The CDs they have are "the beginning stages of" and "together we're heavy"

If you want something REALLY stange and out there, "The Fiery Furnaces" are for you. It's music that's also fun to listen to. "Blueberry Boat" is my fav. CD.

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My boyfriend been asking me to do Oral for a while now and I finally started doing it. But he holds my head and make me choke and he even get on top of me and put it in my mouth. I don't know anything about this because everything I have done sexually I have done it with him, He taught me everything about sex. But is this a normal for Oral Sex. I NEED MALES TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION ALSO.

Often times, males will put their hands on a female's head guide them. You need to hell him if he's pushing down too hard, so that he can know and stop. Sex should be something that you both enjoy, and if you aren't enjoying something he's doing, he needs to know so he can correct it.

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hi im Tanisha and i need help i like my best friend boy friend i know thats wrong but i liked him first . i really dont want him to know cause i know he might say i dont like you , but i look better then my friend and i know its not always about the looks and stuff like that but i want him for my self and im scared to tell my friend how i feel or tell him . i never did this stuff like this and i know if i tell her that i like her boy friend (kyle) she would start crying so what should i do

You should, without a doubt, let her have him. I know you liked him first, but because she did't know that, and she's your friend, you risk ruining your friendship. It's a general honor rule that people stay away from their friend's b/gfriends. You really don't want to hurt her.

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me & my friends were talking about this at lunch. would you have to actually SEE the cum for you to even have a chance becoming pregnant?? like if you aren't actually having sex, you're messing around er there's that whole toilet thing with sperm. i know you can't see sperm with your own eyes, but for you to get pregnant, wouldn't you have to see something??

thanks!!

A very small amount (even unnoticeable) amount can get you pregnant. However, if it does not get inside of your vagina, there is no chance it will get you pregnant.
If it's on his hand, and he "fingers" you down there, there is a chance you could get pregnant.

And the toilet seat thing, most people will tell you there's no change you can get pregnant. Which is usually true. The sperm would have to be pretty new and still alive, and it would have to get into your vagina to get you pregnant.

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I want to make my mom a CD of Taylor Hicks songs..and i found a song of him playing the harmonica..i wanted to start off the cd with that..but when i go to put it on the cd it says

The File "Taylor Hicks - Harmonica.mp3" cannot be recorded to your disk because it is not in the correct format.

We use the program "record now" to burn our cds..(it came on the computer) and this has happened before but i REALLY want this song on her cd..does anyone know what i should search in download.com to make the file the right format?

Thanks SOOOO Much In Advance!

You'll most likely have to convert the MP3 to a WMA. format first. You can use this program
http://www.download.com/Easy-MP3-Converter/3000-2140_4-10184089.html?tag=lst-0-4

I also use Record Now. When you start it, make sure you click the tab with the red music notes to the right of the house tab. Then the first choice should be "Audio Cd for Home or CD Player"
That's the one you want. Then drag the converted file that should now be a .WMA file

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Im 13/female and in school, im not really one of the popular people and i really want to be. What are some things i can do to get them to accepted me???

Be pretty
be thin
be witty
don't whine
don't be yourself
be sad on the inside
sell your soal to Satan.


Being popular isn't all it's cracked up to be. But the above actually is a good way to start.

The first four is what you need to be popular.
The last two is what you risk.

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i have two quetion about my period:

1) i have had my period since jan. 1, 2005(i know, happy new year to me right?lol).i only get my period every 2 months, like i had my period last month, april, 24th, so i shouldnt get it until around may 24th.is this ok?becuase i know most people get their period every month.could i just not be regular yet, or is that how my cycle will most likely stay?

2)yesterday and today i noticed red(blood)in my underwear.i shouldnt get my period until about may 24th, as i said above.it hasnt been nearly enough to put in a tampon, at all(i use tampons).what could this be?could i be starying to get my period every month now or is this not even my period?

please help!thanks!!

Don't worry, it's probably just not comming in regular intervals yet. Also, there can be 2 week gaps.

Oh yeah, you said it shouldn't start until about May 24th, well, it's May 26th. Sounds about right.

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I'm usually not self-consience about myself, but anyways...My penis is a little more than six inches (when hard), and I know that it is a little above average or close enough. But when I take a shower in the locker room, my penis is really soft and it's really embarrising. I can't get hard or make it longer because, well, sweaty guys don't exactly turn me on. What should I do? And I don't want to hear not to take a shower, because I do not really want to go the rest of the day sweaty and smelly.

Why would you want to get hard when taking a shower? You'd get made fun of.

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I can't find a drawable picture of the Greek goddess Demeter to trace, so if you can find one I would be forever grateful and give you a 5. I need one fast too, like within the next 2 hours please help me

http://images.google.com/images?q=demeter&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images

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So, as questions like these always begin...

There's this guy, who I very much like, and have liked for quite a while now. Quite a while being around a year or so. Well, at the time I was dating my ex boyfriend of two years, so of course I didn't break up with him like I should have. I'm so smart...

Well, this guy has been sending me mixed signals. I really, honestly think he might like me, but I'm not sure. I've had a major, major crush on him for the longest time, and I've always hoped he'd work up to asking me out. He'd been talking to me for the longest time, then he suddenly stopped. I wondered what was wrong, but then the bomb dropped.

Anyway, today I found out that he's moving.

Yeah, it really struck me. He's not moving too far away, only about an hour away, but still. Argh! So now, I teeter on the fence between telling him how I feel and not. Should I? I'm so confused.

A girl in my class is having a pool party on Saturday, but should I tell him tomorrow or should I tell him Saturday? Should I even tell him at all?

Any thoughtful answers would be appreciated.

Life is short, I'd tell him at the pool party. You've waited long enough and you don't want to miss your last chance.

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I'll be going paintballing for the very FIRST time tomorrow with a bunch of my guyfriends. My best friend and I will be the only girls there. I must admit I am a girly girl. Not a bimbo girly girl who freaks out when she breaks a nail, but nonetheless a girly girl. And I wanted to know if I can get any advice about what to expect tomorrow. Any tips or anything.

Expect loud popping noises from fast sem- automatic paintball guns. Most paintball guns aren't that loud, but there are some nice ones out there that are very loud, and people can shoot them very fast. I remember years ago playing and just the sound of them was enough to make your heart beat faster.

Paintballs don't always hurt. Wear a couple layers of shirts, and probably a thick bra. Also, wear baggy pants (long ones). Sometimes you don't even hardly feel paintballs because your clothes take in all of the shock. Paintballs hurt most when they don't break.

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Yall know that thing in most bathroom sinks that you pull up and it clogs the sink so you can fill it with water..well i accidentally pulled too hard and it came out..has this happened to anyone before and is it going to be hard to fix? i dont want to get in huge trouble..thanks

It's pretty easy to fix. You'll have to go under the sink to fix it though.

http://www.hometips.com/home_probsolver/hps04/01_drains/hps_drain10.html
I searched "sink stopper broken" in google.

Good luck.

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today i let the dog out to chain it up and it ran out of my yard and down the street and i tried to catch it but before i could it ran out in the street and it got hit, and hes hurt and i don't think hes going to make it. And i feel like its all my fault! i don't know what to do i feel so bad. and now i feel bad that i didn't go to the vet with my mom and my brother, but i just couldn't go cause i feel so bad. what do i do?

All I can say is, things happen. I've never had a dog get hit by a car but I've owned many dogs (currently own 3 inside dogs) and have had many die.

It's natural for you to blame yourself, but you just need to remember that's not your fault. Dogs run away, mine ran away the other day, but didn't get hit. My preacher said there's something in the Bible about God in heaven with all of the animals, so if you're Christian you can look forward to that.

You also don't need to feel bad about not going to the vet. You already feel bad enough as it is, and the only thing you can do is pray and remember the good memories. Hopefully your dog will be ok.

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I am 16 years old and im overweight..i weight almost 200lbs. I feel really bad about it and i was wondering if anyone had any dieting tips or anything on how i could loose weight before the summer is over...THANKS!!!

I'm not saying you're concidering doing this first part, but it's just a precaution and things you can warn your friends about.

Well, starving yourself isn't the answer. When you starve yourself, you lose weight too quickly and your body releases chemicals that make you smell HORRIBLE. Oh yeah, and your body eats away your organs.
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Now as far as exercise; there are sooo many diets out there, and most of them work about the same. Treadmills are bad for your knees, so I'd recommend an elliptical running machine, or a bike. Either way if you want to lose (fat) weight, it needs to be cardio exercising. Weigh lifting mostly just builds muscle.

Right now what I'm doing is going every other day on an elliptical machine. You can look them up on Google image search if you don't know what they are. It's good to do cardiovascular exercise for about 30 mins at a time.

Oh yeah, I just learned that Gatoraid is a life saver. Seriously, there was an immense difference when I worked out with and without Gatoraid. It gave me enough energy to keep going for a while.

Junk foods around the house need to go. It's always good to have healthier alternatives. If you have junk around and easily accessible, you'll pretty much find yourself eating it.

Hope this helps, good luck! I'm doing the same thing as you right now.

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I am 13 female and I am not sure if i am gay but I have a big crush onthis girl I have never loved girls before,been with a girl or kissed a girl.I went out with boys only.I really love her and its making me love sick and I am scared to tell her cause I don't want our friendship to end.I am not sure if she feels the sameway about me and if I tell she might panic and tell everyone and wreck all my friendships

Yeah there's a good possibility she'd panic. I'd say if you've felt the same way about guys, you might be bisexual. If you have a choice, it's always easier in the long run to choose the opposite sex. It causes less social controversy.
Luckily you're a girl and bisexual or even lesbian girls aren't ususally hated. If anything I'd come out about being bisexual before you reveal you like her. You might want to wait a few more years depending on how conservative your school is.

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I am a 19/f,I met dat guy online 2 months ago he gave me his number,I called him the same day Sinca dat day we keep on talkin we talk until 2 or 3 in da mornin we don't know each other but we send each other pictures.He keeps on tellin me dat he loves me and he wanna married me ,and the way he talks to me make feel that he is not lying. Do you think that relationship will last?

No, no and no. Although some people have successful online relationships, those who commit to marriage before they even meet (much less without spending years together) are too immature to have a relationship that will go anywhere. It's idealized, and I'd avoid him.

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I'm a university student, but not in America, so I'm a bit confused by some of the info mentioned in questions at Advicenators. Also, if I ever study overseas, knowing this in detail will come in handy.

1) Is there a difference between 'college' and 'university' in an American context? (I'm presuming also that 'college' differs from 'vocational college', but is that correct?)

2) What are 'liberal arts' as studied in America? Do they play an important part in a standard university degree?

3) How many years does a general university degree (such as B. Arts) usually last, and in that length of time, how many majors are usually completed?

I already have some preconceptions of American tertiary education, but I expect they're wrong for the most part, so all clarification is appreciated. =)

I'm about to go to college, and here's the way I understand it.

College is inclusive
A college can be a 2 year school you go to that isn't taken as seriously, or isn't as prestigious as a university.
Or it can be a university.
So when someone says they're going to college, or "what college are you going to?" They are referring to a two year college, or a university, which is also a type of college. I haven't heard of vocational college though.


A university usually has dorms (or rooms) you can live in on campus. Universities last for four years.

Liberal arts are anything from music to photography to painting. They aren't very for a normal degree. You might have to take a few courses depending on the college.

A general degree takes four years to earn. Some only take two, but to be a regular college graduate, one would want to take four years. Usually someone will only have one major and one minor. Then all the other required 'core' classes such as English, Math, Science and History.

A masters degree usually takes a few extra years (6 years) earn.

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OMG!!! TODAY me and my friend's friend fought b/c she talk about me behind my back and the person she talked to is mad at me b/c she been telling him that i hate him and he is stupid! i mean i never said any thing like that why she do this to me i never did any thing like this to her why she is doing this to me i hate person talk behind my back!! and she is not even my true friend.she is my friend's friend. i talked to my friend about this and her advice is useless so i dont kown what should i do to this back staping person by the way i cant just give up that ez i need to get revenge or something i cant just sit around and pertend nothing happened. ILL RATE EVER ONE WHO GIVE ME USEFUL ADVICE A BIG 5 I REALLY NEED SOME ONE TO GIVE ME ADVICE NOW SO PLZ!!!!!

Well, there isn't much you can do about her saying stuff behind your back, but if you want to get her back...

Do something personal that doesn't hurt her family. Don't toilet paper her house or throw eggs at it. That won't affect her at all, just her dad (assuming she has one).

You could always stick gum in her hair.
Punch her in the gut.
Kick her in the balls. ^_*

Yeah, so the gum is the best idea. It will affect her the longest.


Yeah, the hair is the best thing. One warning, if you believe in God, he says things will come back at you 7 times as hard as you dished them out. If you don't believe, don't worry about it.

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so summer is coming up and like normal girls we have that.. "hair down there" and i was wondering if its okay to like shave it i mean like i know it will show soon but i dont want to have to go get it waxed and i dont want to buy like "self-application hair removal" products. so what are some things i can do to make that hair stay away longer or not be as noticable. preferably without a cost.

thanks

I don't have an answer but I felt obligated to warn you about something.

Don't listen to TaintedLove. NAIR is capable of causing PERMANENT scaring.

Oh yeah, and make sure to moisturize to you don't get razor burn. And start out shaving with the hair. You'll probably be tempted to shave against it, but that's not advised.

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