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This girl that's my friend Jenna* and this guy that is my friend Greg* used to date. It was a nasty breakup. Well I stayed frieds with both of them. Well now me and Greg are really close. Like we hug at church and stuff but we are NOT dating. Now she thinks we have something going on. And she called me and said I saw his # in your cell phone and then I saw ya'll hugging...what is going on? I don't know what to do. I want to keep both of my friends please help!

why dont you tell her that? just tell her yall have become friends and nothing more. you hug because thats what friends do, and his number is in your phone, because hes a friend, and well, you have friends numbers in your phone. let her know theres nothing there but the same friendship you and her have.

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what does "525,600 minutes" mean??.. i did know but i forgot??..thankss..


*ALL 5'S!*

525,600 is how many minutes are in a year.

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I need a poem to memorize for my english class. I`ve been looking online but I haven't been very successfull. It must be atleast 35 lines, I don't want it to be more then like 50 though. If you guys could just give me some good sites I`d really appreciate it!

why dont you do the edgar allan poe poem about the raven. its called "the raven" its pretty sweet. i suggest it because your english teacher will like you for doing it, and your going to learn about it in school anyway so if you do it youll sort of be ahead the game. nevermind i just looked up how many lines it is, and its about 100. but you should at least check it out cause like i said, its pretty sweet.

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is sex a verb or a noun?

its both. it depends on how you use it though. sex can be in the sense of male or female, or it can be an action. (action = verb)

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I married and we we wont a chaild ,but the doktor say that here egs is not caming out to mix with male 1 is OK he sead pls help how we get the answer pls

i dont think im understanding you very well. but if you cant get the answers your looking for from your doctor, i dont think you have a very good doctor. you should either ask a couple of different doctors, called "second opinon" and/or repeat your question differently. sorry i couldnt be of any help

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one of 'system of a downs' songs is called B.Y.O.B what does that stand for/mean?

the song your referring to stands for 'bring your own bombs' but its most commonly used at the end of party invitations and such as 'bring your own beer'

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Ok this could be long! I am in 8th grade and last year there was a kid in my class. EvEryone made fun of him and he was bipolar and had some mental problems. Well, yesterday 11/3. He attempted suicude for the second time. He jumped from the bak of a moving school bus and he is now in acoma. He broke his arm and probably his bak and neck too. He isn't dead though. ThEre was BLooD everywhere. The first time he tried to stab himself with scissors. I feel really bad because I was one to make fun of him. How can i make myself not feel so bad? ALl my freinds say im different since but im really scared for the kid. He seems like he could be nice. Plese help will rate. _-HeArtbreaker-__

wtf do you mean "how do i make myself not feel bad"? you should fucking feel bad. what is the point in making fun of someone? what good does it do for anyone? does it make you feel good about yourself? because it OBVIOUSLY makes other people feel like shit. im somewhat hoping you throw yourself off the back of a bus because quite frankly, if your only making people want to kill themselves then you serve no purpous in this world. why dont you take him some flowers to the hospital so that his parents know someone cares, and tell him your sorry. theres been discussion over whether or not people in comas can hear what your saying or not, but id apologize anyways, just because its right. but if you dont mean it then dont even bother. i cant believe your wanting someone to tell you how not to feel bad. but i have to give you some sort of credit, at least you have somewhat of a conscience.

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ok, quick question. are Also, In addition, and Overall trasition words? if they arnt, what are some words i can use in their place? thanks! i rate!!

yep those are transition words. other transition words you could use are:
although, before, first, immediately, for instance, after all, still, awhile, shortly, now, because, as mentioned..

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what is the cytosol in a cell? i went to all these websites and it keeps saying the same thing but its not making sense. could anyone help me? like use it as an analogy would be easiest like the town hall is the center of the town like the nucleus is the center of the cell

thanks!

ok inside of a cell you have the nucleus and you have what you call "cytoplasm." cytosol is the part of the cytoplasm that is fluid. around the nucleus, throughout the cell and surrounded by cytoplasm, you have things like the golgi, vesicles, mitochondrian, etc. cytoplasm is jelly like, and it fills the cell. so for instance if you have a little round piece of white paper and in the center of it you draw your nucleus and other stuff that goes in your cell, all of the white still left over..thats cytoplasm. and as for cytosol, i would relate it to jelly. you know when you have a jar of old jelly, so you open it up and theres these little liquidy puddles? the jelly thats still a jelly would be cytoplasm and the liquid puddles are the cytosol. if your making a diagram or a drawing and need ideas on how to draw it or sybolize it just drop one in my inbox. i hope that helped out and you get a good grade!

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Why is everyone"s belly button different because i have a belly button fetish and i was just wondering+.

if your asking about why some people have "innies" and some people have "outies".. i read once that its because when your born, about a week after the umbilical cord is cut, itll become necrotic and fall off, ideally leaving a concave scar (an innie). but depending on how conditions are when your in the womb and depending on how your bodies healing process goes, you could form an outie. but neither one is better or worse than the other. if your meaning why are the shapes and sizes of belly buttons different, its because, well for the same reason height and eye color are different. they just are.

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Went out earlier tonight and stole as many flowers out of gardens as I posibly could, ended up with quite a lot of differant flowers.
Went to this girls house, who I have been out with at least 6 times, climbed over her apartment fence (questioning my sanity at being there in the middle of the night) scatered the flowers on her lawn and left.
I'm kinda scared that she will think I'm a weirdo stalker or something, but I really hope it makes her happy and special...
I have a idea that she likes me...kinda saw her being jeolous at another woman i was talking to one night (the woman was sweet, but happely married to someone else, and I REALLY like this girl)
anyway the real question for the modern age...would you consider this Romantic or Creepy?

aww i think its very cute. jeeze i wish some guy would steal a bunch of pretty flowers for me to find. i think she should feel lucky she knows you. 17/f

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I need to find newspaper articles from 8 weeks ago. But since I recycled all of them, where would I go to get them? I believe libraries have them, but I need to cut out and use the actual article. Help?

you could try to call your newspaper, im sure they keep some sort of records. but also, im sure the library has a copy machine and i dont see why they wouldnt let you just copy it.

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ok thsi is going to sound really stupid...but i can not for the life of me figure out what that blue chalk stuff does. i mean i know you put it at the end of the stick, but what does it DO? why do you put it there? if i dont use it will it affect my game? i will rate you high if you are able to tell me!

its to help the ball from being slick when you hit it, and go off in some odd direction or something. it makes it easier to hit i suppose. so, sure it could effect your game.

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ok so theres this boy and i know he like me and i like him but when ever we tlak on the phone theres like never anythin to talk about can u give me some ideas.

well good thing you dont talk to him online because you spell so bad he probably wouldnt be able to understand what your saying.

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Hey has anyone seen SAW 2? Can anyone tell me if it was scary? like REALLY scary? Or what about SAW 1? was that one scary? like REALLY REALLY scary, like would it make a girl cry? Cause i guy just asked me to see saw II..and i wanna say something like " o wow, you're gonna have to sit pretty close to me cause i cried my eyes out during the first one ;)" or just..cause the first one freaked me out..or whatever. Just to flirt a little you know =) So can anyone just tell me briefly what it was about??

i havent seen saw 2, and i dont plan on it. i hated the first one. the plot was very good. it was about a guy who thought hed teach people who didnt appreciate their lives a lesson, by playing these sick twisted games with them. and the whole movie is about these two guys locked in a room together and they have to find a way out but they know that they wont both live, that only one of them will. and the one guy is cheating on his wife and they find a recording but theyre tied up on opposite sides of the room, i dont know. i saw it a long time ago and i remember hating it. so thats why i wouldnt see the second one. if you see it and think its actually good drop one in my inbox and tell me about it.

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hey is it true that when you sleep you're supposed to take your bra off?

well supposedly it can cause health problems of some sort, but i dont think its a proven fact. i take mine off because its just more comfortable, so do what you feel best doing.

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Ok, I love animals. Right now I have 2 dogs, one outside and one inside. We also sort of have a cat, but really it just eats our cat food. Haha..anyway..I want to get a cat. Yesterday I went to the SPCA for a science fair project, and I just fell in love with this little white kitten. It is 80 dollars and I have the money, but the problem is my dad. Everyone else in the family is OK. I just need some things I could say to my dad to convince him! Thank you!

aww one of the dogs lives outside? why? how would you feel if you had a sister, and she lived in the house but made you stay outside? that makes me feel sad.

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ok, im a 16 y/o guy, and i've never had a health class (reason i'm asking.) What are some signs that a girl IS NOT pregnant? like, is her period not the same? my girlfriend is 15, and we dunno. we had sex about 3 weeks ago, and we were woried about it. she's on her period right now, but does that mean she is FOR SURE NOT PREGNATE
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getting your period is a sure sign your not pregnant. im going to assume that you havent talked to her about it, otherwise she would have already told you that. unless she didnt know that either, and in that case you should both never have sex again.

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ok so this summer totally changed me. i got my first b/f and i met a lot of new people who are really great. before now i was "quiet" to most people in school, except my friends, and now i'm sooo different! everbody expects me to still be the quiet girl, but i'm not that way anymore. how do i show them i've changed??

14/f

be yourself. duh if you want people to see your new self, then be your new self.

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what are love handles?

its the fat rolls that hang over the side of your pants

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