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This Is Me. Take it - Or Leave it
I'm Emily
I'm 18 years young
I can be a bit straight forward but it comes from the heart
I'm moving to Florida next week!
I have a Jeep and it is very sexy.
I'm a little short for my liking
I am an aspiring model
I'm going to college for massage therapy, but am hoping to get into the entertainment business.
I used to be on my highschool's fencing team, and I miss it a whole lot ::sigh::
I used to fence with a sabre.
Art is my life
Andy Warhol is AMAZING!
I'm obsessed with tattoos and piercings
I am a guitarist, a photographer, a painter, and an artist.
I'm a loner, I'm a loser but I like it that way.
My friends and family mean the world to me.
I have 3 dogs.
I've been through more than I should.
I've been told I'm too adult for my age.
I'll answer your questions if you need it [=



Words of advice on love:
- Don't ever let someone tell you that you are not in love.
- If you say that you THINK you're in love, then you aren't. If you really feel it, then you are.
- Never let someone judge your relationship unless they know FACTS.
- To me, age is not an issue. If you are 13 and dating a 30 year old, then it's a big deal. If it's 5 or 6 years, not a big deal.
- If you are being abused mentally/physically GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP! Don't give the excuse that he apologized. If he loves you he wouldn't do that to you.


I'm not a fan of answering questions that are listed in the FAQ. If it's a question you can look up on Google then please, look it up on google. Don't be lazy.


I do not like when people have issues with typing.

iif u typ3 liik3 thiiz iit piissesz m3 0ff. Alot.

advice

my sister reboted the computer and i lost the link to the applesauce program dose any onw have it? tia
x0_court

If you go onto AIM and IM me at xBrownxEyesx522x I can send it directly to you.


OR: http://fileforum.betanews.com/detail/Applesauce/987092859/1

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there is a song by a male singer and i luv this song i dont know anything about this song except 2 lines one is 'its off the record ' and another is' they say dont have sex before your married but when the babys born they say its meant to be God created everything who created slavery it must of been the devils work' plse help nobody knows what im taqlkn about ill rate 5s if you can help

The Artist: Bossman. The Song: Off the Record

The Lyrics:
off the record...some things I gotta say
off the record
between me and you, though...you know?
off the record...keep it on the low...feel me

a lotta y'all know me from "the land of the oh", the B to the O-S-S
here's a few things that you might not know, I need to get it off my chest
off the record, the past few months has been hectic
tryin' to build this buzz, some things got me stressin'
whole lotta strain came along with this blessin'
tryin' to maintain [?]
baby mama beefin', naggin', screamin'
daughter havin' seizures, can't get the proper treatment
her bullshit insurance is probably the reason
deals, labels talkin', it's only for a single
my niggas thing I'm switchin' the way I do business
had to learn the hard way, don't mix friendship with business
hurt me to my heart, me and Cash split apart
he ain't see the vision, shit, it ain't my fault
and I admit, since he split, things been runnin' smooth
I'll be damned if him and Kid gon' make me choose
shit, both them my dudes, difference is me and Kid made a business move, and that's the principal
I feel invincible when I spit in the booth
my own producer probably questionin' if I'm is the truth
'cause he ain't used to me on songs sangin'
long as the song bangin', then it's all king, then
if y'all would just listen how the flow keep switchin'
that's the main reason why I think I'm so gifted
I get it from my mama, yeah she been through the drama
some things still haunt me that I keep in my closet
that happened to my sister where her baby father dissed her
he don't know he was that close to bein' hit up
but his daughters my nieces, so I keep it on some peace shit
I guess my kindness my weakness
found out who killed my man, damn, it left me speechless
let that be our secret

hook:
off the record
up in the studio gettin' blowed to the truest shit I ever spoke
this is off the record
up in the studio gettin' blowed to the truest shit I ever wrote
so turn off the record

see, everybody flipped when they thought I dissed Kiss
'cause I said his album wack, that's exactly what I meant
but y'all got it backwards, 'cause the fact is
I think Kiss is one of the illest left in the rap biz
ain't no albums been hot since 50 Cent dropped
I can't forget Kanye, oh yeah, his shit was hot
why all these rappers gettin' shot, but ain't sendin' shots back
just talk about it when they raps
I ain't a gangsta, thug or a murderer
nigga, fill me with slugs, I live, nigga, I'ma murder ya
had that ass erased, this game's a disgrace
somebody tell me how the hell we welcome back Mase
and I ain't tryin' to hate, his name leave a sour taste
I seen him as a preacher, switchin' his whole speech up
talkin' bout rap's the devil, we need to speak up
and stand up, don't let it ride, man up
I'm sick til I hurl with this Best of Both Worlds
when this nigga R. Kelly molested little girls
if that was my daughter or your daughter
would you have respect for a molestor from next door?
well treat that shit the same, fuck the money and the fame
don't lay back and accept it
shit I wouldn't be surprised if Big had Pac slain
but that's off the record

hook

I got more to get in if y'all still wanna listen
I feel like the world's one big contradiction
some things in the Bible I can't comprehend it
I ain't dissin' no religion so please don't be offensive
don't make sense to me, they say don't sex before you're married
but when the baby's born say it's meant to be
God created everything, who created slavery?
must've been the devil's work, somebody tell me how God work
he destroyed Earth and left Noah
I wanna know-ah who sexed Noah for me to be here flowin'
it's a proven fact, you tell a story, somebody tell the story, the facts get mismatched
everytime the story reenacts, did you know it's a fact
the blacks' right to vote, it's not a law, it's a act
all this talk about the draft, so wick-wick-wack
how you gon' fight for a country who do shit like that?
that vote scam in Florida disappeared, got overlooked
man, it probably don't even make the history books
they say obey the laws of our land, if God made the man, then man made the law
so when we break laws then we disobey God
shit, fuck naw, that ain't the truth by far
what about war and thou shall not kill
when the people of America do that shit at will?
motherfuck Bush, we should re-elect Bill
believe it or not, slavery exists still
you may not feel how I feel but you gotta respect it
this is the off the record
now the whole world know how the fuck I feel
on and off the record
so turn off the record

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So im 13/f and im about 4'11 and weigh about 80 pounds. I can never find the rigth bathing suit. Does anyone hvaea similar bodya typre nd know of any good places to buy bathign suits. And if you odnt have the mae obbdy type just any ideas?


THanks


Also if u cna coukd you send me the link of a site

Boy you're tiny! I would suggest going to Limited Too to find a bathing suit. Yes, it is for younger girls but you very small. They have bathing suits for your size and you should be able to find one that will fit you perfectly. You can try there, or maybe Abercrombie (Not Abercrombie and Fitch)


https://www.limitedtoo.com/ click on the swim option and then click on either one piece or two piece.


I've found that the Abercrombie site isn't working. (at least not for my computer) So maybe you can just look at the ones at Limited too.



Good luck!

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hey, i had sex for the first time last night with my boyfriend of 6 months, we are with eachother alot so theres no problem that we did if overall. but we had unprotected sex, i know thats bed but, he pulled out a few minutes early..could i still get pregnate? thanks alot =/

Well, it really depends. I have gotten scared once while having unprotected sex with my boyfriend, and he did pull out before he finished. I did ALOT of research and found out that precum does not contain sperm. Precum is basically a lubricant for when the actual stuff comes. I found out that if a guy is to masturbate or have gotten off even a few hours before, there could still be left-over seimen from when he had gotten off. If he doesn't use the bathroom, it can still be there. Once you use the bathroom it basically gets rid of all of it. Your chances are HIGHLY unlikely that you are pregnant so I wouldn't stress about it too much. But just know that there is ALWAYS a chance. I honestly doubt that you are, but if you start to stress about it, then your period will be late and then it will make you believe that you are pregnant. Do not have sex until you get your period and know for sure that you aren't pregnant. When you DO decide to do it again, use both the withdrawl method AND use a condom. (Have him pull out before he finishes and also make sure he has a condom on). That would decrease your chances GREATLY. Don't worry about it too much, stay calm. You'll be okay. Keep me updated! I want to know how you're doing.



- Emily

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I know this is a hard question... but how do you read tabs??? Can you please explain? Thanks a lot in advance!

What?? Reading tabs is SO easy! Okay, well first thing to notice is the 6 lines. Starting from the bottom line would be the low E string. The top line would be the High E string. Wherever you see a number, that tells you what fret your finger needs to be on to play that chord. So for instance you see
--2--------- E
-------4---- B
------------ G
------------ D
------------ A
------------ E

I gave you all the notes to all the strings. So, on the High E string, your finger would go on the SECOND fret (2), and on the B string your finger would go on the FOURTH fret (4).


If you see something like this:
-----1------- E
-----3------- B
-----4------- G
-----2------- D
-----3------- A
-----2------- E

If you see them lined up like that (Do not attempt to play that because I just typed random numbers) That would be a chord. So you position your fingers so that all the notes are done at the same time when you strum. It seems alot harder with me explaining it to you on here, but if you go to guitar lessons, it would be alot easier for someone to show you on a guitar than typing it out like on here. But I hope it explained it to you OK. Good luck!

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I Need To Kno... Should I Go Blonde Or Stay Brunnette?? Here Is The Blonde I Want-------->> Help Me Please!!

Stay brunette. Everyone is dying their hair blonde and they all look faker than Paris Hilton (no offence if you like her or anything...) You have very pretty brunette hair and should be lucky to have such a nice color. You have the perfect highlights and it looks great as it is. Maybe you can just switch it up with the hair style a bit. Side sweep bangs look really nice in my opinion. Definately stay brunette! Boys like blondes, men like brunettes. Brunettes in my opinion are much prettier, and I'm not just saying that because I am... I really think they are. And if you say something stupid, they can't say your personality matches your hair. So I guess there's an upside to being Brunette =)

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ok maybe its a dumb question..but what does "emo" mean??

"Emo" is the shortened version of the word "Emotional". Emo is a style of music, and apparently the style of clothing... No clue how that came about that the word EMOTIONAL could describe clothes. Whatever. Ever heard of "emo" glasses? Those black thick framed glasses that normally "Geeks" would wear? Yeah, those are not emo glasses.

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O.K. I have been on my period since the middle of sixth grade and I'm now in eighth grade. I have skipped a lot of periods in the past and I was wondering if that has anything to do with having kids. Will I still be able to have kids and is this serious? Now, my period has been going for a MONTH! Is that normal for a 13 year old girl, even if I started almost three years ago?
Signed,
Kayla

It seems like it's out of control and not normal at all, but trust me it is. I've had mine for almost 5 years and it still comes whenever the hell it feels like it. Your period doesn't start to regulate until you've had it for at lest 3-4 years. It can take longer, or it can be regulated as soon as you start getting it. Yes, you will be able to have kids and it's not serious at all. It happens to more girls than you'd think. If in a year or two it is still not regular, you can have the option (with your parent's approval of course) to start using birth control pills to regulate it. Birth control pills are not only used for preventing pregnancy, but you can use it to regulate your period, decrease acne, and even reduce your signs of PMS. But yes, it's completely normal to have your period completely out of whack right now. It's really nothing to be concerned about, but it most definately is something to be annoyed about.

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can you get pimples or mosquito bites "down there"

Of course you can. You can get pimples and mosquito bites anywhere on your body. If you shave "down there" it could possibly be an ingrown hair which will look like a pimple. It's not anything to be concerned about. It will go away. If it's a mosquito bite put benadryl on it or calimine lotion and it will be okay.

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i have so many bug bites...what are some ways to make them not itch other than the medicens at stores?

i'll rate high
thx

Tooth paste. It sounds crazy, but it really works. It dries out the bug bite which prevents the itching. Good luck!

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Okay me and my boyfriend had sex i would say two weeks ago this happened. and while we were having sex and he cum. and after we got done he noticed the condum was not on him anymore. Later when i got into the shower i noticed that i was kinda sore down there and thats when i relaized that the condum was stuck in me. My friends mom said that there is a 99% chance that I could get pregnant is this true.. Lately i have been feeling sick to my stomach but it could always be from the hot wheater.. is it too soon to get a test .. What do i do? do you think i might be pregnant.

Yes there is a very big chance you can be pregnant if the condom fell off AND he cummed inside of you. Yes, the fact that you could be feeling sick to your stomach is from the hot weather, but it could also be from you being stressed out so much. Try to stay calm for now and wait until the week before your expected period and take a test. If it comes out positive, you CAN be because those tests are not 100% accurate. If you get your period after you take the test there is still a VERY slight chance you can be, so when you finish your period, take another test. I'm not going to tell you that you aren't pregnant becaus of what you told us there, your chances are pretty high that you can be. But all I can say is try not to stress so much right now, I know it's going to be hard, but TRY because if you really AREN'T pregnant, your period will just be late due to stress. Try to keep calm though. I hope everything works out for you, I wish you the best.

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1) If I have sex during my period (towards the end when it's light and unnoticable) or a few days AFTER my period, and STILL USE A CONDOM, will that prevent pregnancy even more?

2) Can you still get pregnant when you're NOT ovulating? Or can you only get pregnant during the 3 days if you are? WHAT ARE THE DAYS IN THE CYCLE THAT ARE THE SAFEST TO NOT GET PREGNANT? (but still use a condom of course)

3) Do ALL condoms being sold nowadays have Spermicide in them (a chemical that kills sperm)? If not all, which ones do?

1- Alot of people say that you can't get pregnant on your period but that is completely false, even a few days after it is STILL possible. It depends on when you are fertile which can be at ANY time for ANY woman. The best way is to have sex, but before your man finishes, have him PULL OUT that would definately decrease it by ALOT.

2- Yes, you can still get pregnant wheny ou are not ovulating. It all depends on YOUR body when it's safest, but remember no matter what there is ALWAYS a chance to get pregnant. All women are not on the same cycle and do not have the same exact amout of days where its "safest" to not get pregnant.

3- Not all condoms have spermicide in them. Trojan condoms normally do but you always have to check on the box when buying the condoms for Nonoxylnine (which is spermacide). It will either say Nonoxylnine OR it will say Spermicide.


Good luck with everything. And like I had mentioned before, the way to really be safe about that is to have him PULL OUT before he finishes.

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Well, I was wondering if some of you saw the movie, "Girl Interupted" with Wynonna(sp)Ryder and Angalina Jole, because i was thinking about renting that movie but I just wanted some oppinions about it. plz n thanks...ill rate you honestly

AH! I Love that movie. I swear it's like one of the best movies in the entire world!! I definately reccomend seeing it.

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why is cheese?
what is sex?
why won't girls put out?
what is the capital of iceland?
how is your doggie?
who is alec baldwin?
where is music?
why is brother dumbass?
how are you?
long paragraph
attacking the clones are
when is matt damon?
why is stupid?
uh
do you smoke pot?
do you drink beer?
do you smoke tobacey?
do you inhale cocaine?
how many ribs do people have?
why was there a girl with 7 boobies?
do you inject steroids?
what is tom sawyer?
why is star wars good?
why am i writing such a long paragraph?
why is my brother cranky?
which is the best solo?
does cheese have feelings?
why is my printer singing?
are you a mole person?
i am just saying everything that pops into my head
what is monkey?
can you print boobs?
what is hentei?
why do you run an advice column?
how can you catch a spirt?
what planet am i on?
why do fans spin?
what are the best ways to make a car aerodynamic?
if you answered the last one why are you doing my homework?
is this jesse?
yes. ijust wanted to see if you wold answear a long list of questions.

- The best food ever
- Amazing
- What?
- Reykjavik
- Very good thanks for asking
- An actor that has like a million brothers
- Everywhere
- He was born that way
- Fine, thank you
- Not a clue
- When? Not a clue
- Is that even proper grammar?
- No never have
- No
- No
- No
- Alot
- Because that's how God wanted her
- No
- Some guy
- Because it is
- Because you are
- Because he is
- Hard to choose
- Yes
- Because it is evil
- No
- Yes
- An animal
- Sure
- Anime porn
- Because I rock
- In a net
- Not this one
- To make you dizzy and confuse you
- Put wings on it
- Because I'm bored
- No, it's Emily

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what age do you think is appropriate to have sex? 18?

It's not about what age is appropriate. It's a matter of opinion and readyness. Say at the age of 15, you are madly in love and you have been with the guy for a while and you want to take your relationship to the next level. Then do it. The way I see it, it doesn't matter what age you are, as long as you love the person, they love you and you are READY to take it to that level and are READY to handle the responcibilities that may come along with it EX: Disease, pregnancy, etc. Having sex just to say OH I lost my virginity, is messed up. The first time you have sex, it shouldn't just be sex. It should be making love and that's how it should be everytime. But I think regardless, an age that is wayyy too young is 13. I found out that the national age for girls to lose their virginities is 12 That's effing young. I'd say wait until you are with the guy for a year or close to it, that you are in love and then take it to that level.

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hey! what is the difference between a handjob and a blowjob? i never knew the difference when some1 talked about it...

Hand job you use your hand to get a guy off (hence HANDjob) and blowjob you use your mouth to get him off.

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This poem. Needs help. it didn't come out right. Suggestions?
I saw you tonight
For the first time in what had felt like years
Sweat dripped off your body
And I realized what I had lost
I had loved
And you had pitied
But you had forgotten
What I could not
With you standing so close
It drove me crazy
I miss you I cried
But I don’t miss your lies
I wont forget you
Even if you’ve already forgotten me
Don’t pity me
I’m fine.

It is an AMAZING poem. At first I thought you spelled Pitied wrong, but then I realized you didn't. So it's fine. I have no suggestions. =) other than keep writing awesome poems.

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hey! okay, so this friday is the Vans Warped Tour. my mom said i could go BUT she said maybe because it's very unsafe. i'm going with my best friend and we're trying to get other people. so my question is, has anyone been to it? and if so, can you tell me what it's like. and if you CAN help me to persuade my mom that it is? thanks!! :)

Everything I tell you about Warped Tour is definately something you SHOULDN'T tell your mom. She probably won't let you go if you tell her any of this. Warped tour is probably the most insane concert you'll ever be at. There are thousands of people there, it's HOT HOT HOT and there are plenty of mosh pits. Odds are, you will get hit a few times whether you try to avoid the moshing or not. DO NOT bring anything of value with you because it can most definately get stolen. Many people do drugs there and it can be VERY violent. Don't bring alot of cash with you, keep it in your shoes or in your bra. Wear a tanktop and shorts because they spray you down with a hose to cool you off. You need to me VERY careful at Warped tour because things do get way out of hand. Tell your mom warped tour is supposed to be the best concert in the world and it will be ESSENTIAL for your teenage experience. But telling her about the drugs and other stuff, is something for only you to know and for her to hopefully never find out.

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Where can I find some advicenator layouts? Do you have to make them yourself or is there somewhere you can actually go to get them made?

Advicenators does not have layouts you can use. The only way for you to customize your column is by using HTML codes which you can find at: http://www.buddy4u.com/view/?u=xXx+HTML+xXx or you can get a paid account: http://advicenators.com/paidaccounts.php?sid=431a3264e28a499f981f287e012d0688. You can find whichever backgrounds you want and paste it in the proper places under your Column Settings and HTML codes make it look good too. For some backgrounds/cursors: http://soup-faerie.com/. Good luck.

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does anyone know how to make a myspace look good?...and do you think you could help me with it??..thanksss a bunch! (: (:

my AIM sn is x dazzle x3

http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/reborn.htm it's really not that hard to do, just follow all the instructions. Or you can go to: http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/classic.htm. It's really easy, you don't need my help with it.

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