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i take showers every day..i wash myself very good..im very clean and i have pimple/zit things on my butt..i dont kno wat they r and i dont kno how to get rid of them! IM ONLY 13 and im embarressed by themmm!! How do i get rid offf themmmmmmmmmm.THANK u so much

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My friend just informed me of this-
okay, when you got off the bus nate said we saw you making out with ej, then she said who saw? and he said cameron and kristin, and then she said to nate what did kristin say, then he said that you said that ya'll have only been going out for 2 or 3 days, then she got mad or something and all the guys are like fight tommrow...and i gave this look to nate and was like why did you say that? and he is like i don't know.

'she' Is a new girl at our school. I saw them making out and I told someone on our bus- It wasn't a rumor it was the truth. If she didn't want anyone to know, why did she make out with him in the bus stop? Well my question is- what do I do if she is going to like hurt me for nothing... I wouldn't fight back?

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i feel like when I get pushed around, I'm too scared to stand up for myself and I just ignore what happenes.Also I'm kinda short and also white.Where I live most people are different races and believe they are tougher than a small little white girl...how do i be more assertive witout being a bitch?I just want to be able to defend myself.

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Aww...u don't like Russian girls?

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guys hope yall look at this sirously plz i just found this bird egg at my lawn and is little bit craky by phiscaly dmg and i think the bird is dead but not sure i can see tho the light w/ little bit blood veins and i hope is alive do yall guys konw what should i do with it
should i give to my science teacher or some thing else plz help i dont want it to die,..............

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ok... I've been having some family issues lately... like my dad & I are not gettting along, & I cannot stand my step-dad, I can barley even look @ him cos hes the reason my parents split... and my dad has 2 otehr daughers, Erin: 26 & Stacy: 32, and I'm 14, and I want to live with my mom... but I can't hurt my dad like my sisters did, they moved in with there mom, & I don't wanna hurt my dad... & then I can't stand my step-dad... I wish for my mom to divorece him... but I feel like such a bad person... & I think I am a bad person for feeling this way & I feel really bad... and I don't know what to do... and another thing thats holding me back is that my grandmother on my dad's side is 80 & shes the person who raised me... and I'm not shure if I can leave them... & my parents live only a city or 2 away from eachother, so its not that far, & same with my grandmother...

but just what should I do...?

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I have a bit of flub going over the top of my jeans. Do you know any good work outs for abs? Preferably the lower abs!! thats where i need it the most

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Hi. I'm 15, I weigh 120 pounds, I'm 5'4, and I do have to admit that the pounds are fat not muscle. But I wouldn't say I'm HUGE just chubby. Well my family are all very thin. My 17 yr. old sister is 110 pds, my 13 yr old sister is 100 pounds, my mom weighed 103 pounds when she was married at age 25! (the only reason she weighs more than me today is because she had kids), and my dad weighs...well he's a stick for a guy. I get my looks from my Aunt and Grandpa. I just recently joined a gym to help turn the fat to muscle more, to tone myself. But the problem lies in the family. They always call me fat. Like my sisters, if they get upset with me, they hurl the insult "your fat" at me. My parents both call me fat also. I don't think they mean any harm of it, but it really hurts. Every time someone says something I retreat to my room and cry. They don't know how much it hurts because I really do think I'm FAT. Finally today I just broke down crying and told them how I felt about them always calling me fat and my mom said I was just trying to get pity. What can I say to make them realise this really hurts my feelings when they all say this! The only persons who apologized for calling me fat is my little sister. I have 0 self esteem and I think this plays a small part in this.

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I would like a knew screen name,iv'e been trying to think of one but i dont no what to make it.this may sound dumb but can some one help me make a new screen name up?|?

i love soccer/v-ball
i like sports
im taken by ryan (he is short im tall)
im 15
im in love..

i rate high

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im kinda chubby and going on a diet wont help i dont wut to do!!!!!! no guys like me so i wanna be skinny!!! help!!!

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i wanna tone my tummy how do i do so?

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Ohkay, I am doing a science report on THERMAL POLLUTION and I was just weondering, does anyone know what it affects? like certain animals or areas of land/water? xO ali

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Does anyone have the Israeli dance Zodiac CD? I am doing a lot of Israeli dancing this summer and reallly need to practice! Thank you so much!

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MY puppy is only 10 weeks old what should I do

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ok so ive just had a rumor spread about me. they say that as soon as this girl at my school (that i dont like)and her bf break up (cause he is moving)that i will ask her out. now im not shady and would never do this to my two best friends. i just wanna no if i should kick the kid who started the rumors ass or should i let it pass and what should i do about it please help me

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Well, I'm not exactly sure how to put this, because I doubt this question has been asked on here before. I have this boyfriend, and its a long distance relationship, I live in Oklahoma, and he lives in New York,I've known him for more than a year, and we met online, yes, this sounds unbelievably stupid of me, but trust me, I am not a girl who falls for a guy quickly. So, I've met his parents over the phone, seen his family on web camera, and hes sent lots of pictures. So, after we fell in love, now, to give some background, I've never felt this much in love before, I waited a year to start talking about personal things. We started getting, well, really really close. You know, we started to talk about sex, and whether we were virgins or not, and then, it got farther. It took me a while to get into it, but we started to talk a little dirty over the phone, I felt it was wrong because I'm only 15, but I went through with it because my other 4 sisters had been like this with guys at a young age. Not that I wanted to be like them, the main reason was I really loved him, and it truly felt right. But, lets just say that it went farther, farther than any of my sisters have went on the phone, I know its pathetic to freak out about going far on a phone with a guy, but heres the point. I am thinking that my family knows, which is really bad. My sister had made some rude comment mentioning it, and my mom was talking to me about it. She was saying that it one thing to be talking nasty things on the phone, but any farther than that is to the point where any of me or my sisters should not ever be able to talk that guy again. I love my boyfriend so much, I cry and get horrible chills at night, thinking hes going to be taken away from me, so I made a decision to stop talking this way on the phone. But, I have 2 questions.

1-Do you think people suspect or know?

2- Do you think doing this with him was wrong? And can anyone give me some advice what to do?

Also, I've already told myself that I won't go down the path of having sex at 15, I truly think that this was a better way to express our hormones, and if we met, we would continue expressing it this way until we were old enough. Please make note of that.


Sorry for the length of this question, but ratings are promised to you.



~*Carissa*~

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hi, i just recently turned 13 and im in the 6th grade. my mom doesnt know thati sahve my legs. i've een using her razor for about 2 months. i had to just do it because everyone else was doing it! i was the only one! all the girls stared at me and it was really embarassing. me and my family are going on a cruise very soon and my legs will be showing most of the time. if she notices i dont know what to do. if she says something about it what should i say! i dont wanna say like,"well, i've been using ur razor because everyone else at shools been doing it!" shed hav this grudge. i know this is long but i'll rate. pleeeaaase help me out! i need really goos advice! i dont think i could just talk to her..i have a pretty bad relationship with her. help help!

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Let me start out by saying that my sister is a nightmare. A big fat nightmare who makes your life turn into serious Hell. She is a thirteen year old snob who gets in everyones business, demands things from my parents who take it even though they don't like it. She has been damaging my life the most by trying to beat the crap out of me in front of her friends when I was severly sick, she didn't beat me up, but she kept trying to, and it made me upset, and I cried because it my body was aching. She has tried to smart mouth me in front of her friends, when my mom tells her not to do something, when shes not around, she will do it anyways, and when I try to stop her, she get up in my face, and says, "What are you gonna do about it?" Now, when things like this happens, I call my mom, and she'll just say, "stop it" even though thats probably about the hundreth time shes done it. She also lies, very bad. My parents know, but not as much, she tries spying on my phone conversations with my boyfriend, she is also known to read my other sisters diary to her friends on the phone, and laugh about it with them. She also told all of her friends something SO personal, I am not going to say, but it was so personal about my older sister. My parents do nothing about this. No matter how many times I try to ask them nicely, or I just slam it in their faces, they go talk to her, and she plays the innocent one. I told my mom tonight that she has made my life a living Hell, and all she said was, "well, she said the same thing about you" That made me so angry, because she looked at me like she believed her over me or she didn't know who to believe, HELLO! I am the innocent one here, everyone always says mean things about her, so they know shes the one whose rude! She is also known to hurt me in front of people, she'll grab underwear with blood in it, and will announce to everyone that its mine! When its really hers! I have dealt with this for a long time, and today, I just couldn't take it, I screamed in my room so loud, and tore all of the posters off of my wall, and scratched my face. I have gone crazy! When I heard somebody pick up the phone while me and my boyfriend were talking, I ran to my mom and yelled, "GET HER OFF THE PHONE NOW I HATE HER SO MUCH SOMEBODY JUST KILL HER!" And then, I went rambling on to my boyfriend how much I just want to kill her, and now I keep day dreaming about ways that I can kill her. I also kept saying, "shes a slut, a whore, a b*tch, a little sh*t, and an a*shole." I know shes a slut, but I will not get into detail about that. But I am asking somebody to please not tell me I need anger management, I know that this behavior is not abnormal, what person would not go crazy after dealing with a lying sister and parents who won't do anything about it? My behavior is scaring me, I've never hated somebody this much, I usually just like everybody, but everytime I think about wanting to kill her and it makes me feel good I get scared! I can't really talk to my parents, I've screamed it in their ears, and I've told them nicely, they don't listen to me.


Also, do not even think about having me talk to my sister, she is greedy, and selfish, all she cares about is herself, seriously, if its not her way, theres no way, shes a spoiled brat. So I guess what I'm asking is does anybody think I might be taking this too far? I know that I'm not, but does anyone think different? I know that this shouldn't get to me, but I have to live with her! I need ways to take my anger and sadness out, because all of my posters are ripped off of my wall. Also, my dad is getting me a therapist, so I can at least have somebody to talk to, but the whole time I'm probably going to ramble on about how much I hate her and wish she was dead, I have truly never felt this deeply of hate. My silly boyfriend wants me to fight her, but I'm not going to. But I hate her enough to. So, could anyone say something about this, like advice because I am in a huge puddle of misery. I just wish somebody would just think, "Maybe Sarah [me] has feelings too" when she makes fun of me, I wish she'd think, "Maybe since Sarah has depression, I shouldn't call her names because she feel pain too" And it makes me cry at night wondering how I'll ever get out of this Hell hole, somebody please give me comfort or anything that could help me. I've told my parents about my misery, so don't think that I havn't told anyone about this. I will rate.

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I'm not sure how many of you will remember but I am the girl who talks to her boyfriend on the phone, and I was afraid that I was caught because we were talking dirty on the phone. The link is [ http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=300878 ], incase anybody else wants to answer, but anyway, I am thinking that my mom may not know because she said that nobody thinks I am doing anything, and tonight, I was just talking to him, and she came up in my room, and said, "I came to ask if the conversations up here are clean" And I said yes and asked her why, and she said, "your sister told me to come and ask because I asked her." Ok, that makes me think that only my little sister may know, but I need other opinions on it, because I just need help here, could somebody please just lay out their opinion?

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how long does it take for leg hair to grow back? I'm 13.

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