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This Is Me. Take it - Or Leave it
I'm Emily
I'm 18 years young
I can be a bit straight forward but it comes from the heart
I'm moving to Florida next week!
I have a Jeep and it is very sexy.
I'm a little short for my liking
I am an aspiring model
I'm going to college for massage therapy, but am hoping to get into the entertainment business.
I used to be on my highschool's fencing team, and I miss it a whole lot ::sigh::
I used to fence with a sabre.
Art is my life
Andy Warhol is AMAZING!
I'm obsessed with tattoos and piercings
I am a guitarist, a photographer, a painter, and an artist.
I'm a loner, I'm a loser but I like it that way.
My friends and family mean the world to me.
I have 3 dogs.
I've been through more than I should.
I've been told I'm too adult for my age.
I'll answer your questions if you need it [=



Words of advice on love:
- Don't ever let someone tell you that you are not in love.
- If you say that you THINK you're in love, then you aren't. If you really feel it, then you are.
- Never let someone judge your relationship unless they know FACTS.
- To me, age is not an issue. If you are 13 and dating a 30 year old, then it's a big deal. If it's 5 or 6 years, not a big deal.
- If you are being abused mentally/physically GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP! Don't give the excuse that he apologized. If he loves you he wouldn't do that to you.


I'm not a fan of answering questions that are listed in the FAQ. If it's a question you can look up on Google then please, look it up on google. Don't be lazy.


I do not like when people have issues with typing.

iif u typ3 liik3 thiiz iit piissesz m3 0ff. Alot.

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Is it possible to not be able to kiss someone because their nose is "too big"? I haven't kissed anyone yet but I've heard stories of girls that's noses were "in the way" when they were trying to make out with their boyfriends. So0rry if this sounds stupid it's just, my boyfriend made a comment about mine && now I'm kind of self-counsious (sp??) about it.

Well your boyfriend is an asshole first of all if he was insulting you about your nose. And yes, a nose CAN get in the way if you don't know how to kiss. Your not supposed to do a "straight headed" kiss as I like to call them. You tilt your head slightly to another side so you DON'T slam your noses into eachother. Always have your eyes SLIGHTLY closed before your lips actually touch so you know which way to go without hitting your noses together. Or, what guys like to do, they grab the girls head and pull it to them so they don't have to worry about "Oh shiz, do I go to the left or the right?" But yeah, I've heard plently of stories like that and that's just because they don't know how the hell to kiss. Try not to stay in one position the entire time. If you go to move your head to the other side, take your tounge OUT of the guys mouth, separate your lips, move to the other side and continue on with your business. It should work fine for you. But don't be self concious about your nose because that will make it even more difficult for you.

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Im going to visit my family in california and im going to disneyland. Do they have water rides or roller coasters there?

Yes. Quite a few water rides and roller coasters I might add.

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is there a self quiz online to tell if you have depression or not?

Yes there are quite a few. Try this site and see what happens. http://www.grohol.com/depquiz.htm

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My boyfriend and I started having sex the past couple months. And everytime he came before it was kinda of white*ish.. well, yesterday the first time it was barely white then the second time he came it was completely clear; like water¿ It even burned a little.. He said that even when he would masterbate it's never been that way. Does anyone know what it could be?

Well how often have you been having sex? Because the more you have sex, the smaller the sperm count is and the smaller the sperm count the clearer the siemen is. When guys have sex alot it starts to get that way and it will burn if you keep doing it for a while. Either that or it's an STD, but if you've never had sex with anyone else but him, there's nothing to worry about. Try to keep your pants on for a week or so and then go back and have sex again, or please him in some other way and see what happens. If it's still burning, he really should go see a doctor because there could be something seriously wrong with him.

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ok so, i am only 13 years old. and i think i might be in love! my boyfriend is only 13 too. and i heard that he is like...an intch close to loving me! so now im scared bc i have never been in love before and i really dont want to get hurt. so do i break up with him before i get hurt or do i go with it and get hurt! i really need some help and ill rate high to anyone that gives some good advice.

You have to understand that LOVE HURTS LIKE A BITCH!!!!!!!! I was in love when I was 13, he broke my heart and I almost ended up in the hospital. But you shouldn't break up with a guy just because you don't want to get too close to him and you don't want to get hurt. If you do that, then you'll never be able to have a healthy, stable relationship. No matter what, if you do break up with him, or if you go with it and you break up eventually, SOMEONE is going to get hurt in the end. Dating at a young age is tough, I've been there, trust me. But why mess up something now that could be sooo good later? Go with the flow for now and try to make it the best. You never know, you guys could end up dating all through highschool and end up being together. Don't break it off just yet. The only time you should break up with a guy is if he's treating you wrong or if you just don't feel it with him anymore, not because you love him but you just don't want to end up hurt. I must warn you though, if you do fall in love and something happens, you WILL be heart broken for a while, but every heart break you just need to let it heal and you'll be stronger. Don't mess it up with this guy, you guys seem so right for eachother. Keep dating and see how things go! After my boyfriend (the one that was my first love) broke up with me, I was afraid to ever date again because I didn't want to hurt like that again, but you just gotta think about the positive. Now I'm in a GREAT relationship and my boyfriend and I have been together for over a year, we love eachother very much and hopefully for you, things can be as good with your boyfriend as they are with me and mine. GOOD LUCK! If you need anything drop it in my inbox.

-Emily ♥

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is it wrong to wear a thong? i want to get one but i dont want people to think of me as a hoe

Everyone is going to have a different opinion on a thong. Some girls think it's sleezy and only for sluts and whatnot, others will say it's just underware who gives a damn? But seriously, it's just underware, who gives a damn? As long as you aren't walking around with your thong half way out of your pants and you pull it up every time you bend over so the boys can see it, then it's slutty. But other than that, there is nothing wrong with a thong. Just don't wear them if you wear pads when you get your period. It's quite uncomfortable.

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on myspace, hoe do you make the pictures flip when your mouse goes on it?

You need and HTML code for it. If you go to any of the myspace editors like Thomas's myspace editor or pimpmymyspace it will have a section where you can pick a Picture effect and it will say translucent, flip horizontal, flip vertical. And you can pick whichever you want. You can refer to this site: http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/reborn.htm to do any other changes to your myspace.

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I absolutely hate my hair. I have thick light brown hair with blonde highlights. When i say thick.. i mean really thick. I have anywhere from 5-10 minutes in the morning to do my hair. Besides the everyday ponytail... what can i do to my hair? I am taking coloring, cutting, and styling ideas.

Next time you get your hair done, ask her for layers and to thin it. And, you can do what I do. I too have EXTREMELY thick hair and it takes me 2 hours to blowdry and straighten it. I do'nt have that kind of time in the morning. Do your hair at night before you go to sleep, it saves time in the morning so you can just touch it up in the morning which would take like 2 minutes TOPS. Also, if you don't feel like doing your hair at night, just wash it and scrunch it in the morning. Buy Aussie hair products, mousse and FLEXIBLE hold gel and put it all through your hair and let it air dry. Always, just incase keep a hair tie or a hair clip to pull back your hair if neccessary. You can mess around with your hair parts, like a side part on the left or right, down the middle, zig-zag down the middle or either side. And hun, all girls hate their hair. I guarentee you you ask ANY girl in your school "Do you like your hair" they will say I HATE MY HAIR!. Every girl does, it's just something we all have to deal with. But I hope my "tips" helped a little. Good luck with everything.

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whats the highets you can be rated?

If you mean on advicenators, the highest you can get is a 5. If you have any more questions on advicenators just read the FAQ.

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will you sign onto aim?

I'm on right now if you need me.

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will you sign onto aim?

If you need me to I will.

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I got olive oil on my favorite t-shirt! How do I get it out?

Do you have baby powder? Or any kind of powder? Even if it's the kind you put in your shoes so they don't smell, you can use that too. It absorbs the oil and then just throw it in the wash. It'll come right out. Nothin' to worry about.


EDIT: Uhm, I'm really not that sure... I think it just might make it worse. Uhm, try to get as much off of it as you can and pre treat it (put laundry detergent on it right away and sort of work it in with a tooth brush or something) and then you can pop it in the wash. That should work.

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my boyfriend asked me to have sex with him and i dont want to but i dont know how to let him down easily.. what do u suggest i tell him ?

Just tell him that you like him (or love him) alot but you're just not ready to take your relationship to that level just yet. Tell him that you WILL concider it, but odds are you won't want to any time soon. Say [insert boyfriend's name here] I love you alot but it's just not the right time for that YET. Also tell him that you hope that your decision won't affect your relationship and hope that he understands. If he starts complaining and begging for it then you know he's only in the relationship for the sex, which by the way is not a good thing. Good luck with everything I hope everything works out for you =)

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I want to paint my room! will pink and green look cute togther? or will pink and blue be better

!!!!!!! My room is pink and green!!! Well, pink and lime green. Those colors look SO good together. Pink and blue are getting a little "old" in my opinion and pink and green look GREAT! I love the colors in my room, it's very cool and hip and it makes me happy =) Seeing those colors together is great! They look awesome! Definately pink and green. I love it ♥

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There are some phrases that people have used refering to something to do with sex and things of that nature. Could someone please take the time to tell me not only what each of these mean, but what the male and female do?

-Sizing Up
-Pussy Kiss
-Eating Out
-Titty-f*ck
-Dry Sex (I heard that this is having Sex with your clothes on but how can u have intercourse with clothes on?)

Thank you so much in advance.

-Sizing up- Not 100% sure but I'm 80% sure it means when a guy gets a boner and he's "Ready" to have sex

-Pussy Kiss- when a guy kisses a girls vagina

-Eating out- when a guy pretty much licks a girls vagina.

-Titty Fuck- When a guy puts his penis in between a womans breasts and he basically humps her chest and gets off from it

-Dry sex- Same as having sex only DON'T have intercourse, you do the same motions of having sex only with your clothes on. The only thing normally keeing you from actually having sex is a girls underware. Normally a guy will have his penis out and a girl with her pants down and they sort of hump eachother to arouse eachother.

Hope that answered your questions.

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did anyone here try the fragrance Burberry london before! is it any good

Eh, it's okay. It doesn't smell THAT great. Burberry Ode de parfume (I think that's how you spell it) Smells MUCH better. =)

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Well i do not know why but my mom says i need more protein in my system.
could people tell me food that is very high in protein for breakfast,lunch,and dinner?

Also,is it true that the more protein you have the more you nails and hair grows?Or is this not true?

Eggs, meat, fish (or any sea food for that matter). And calcium makes your hair and nails grow. I think protien makes your hair shinier. Breakfast- Eggs. Lunch- Peanut butter. Dinner- Meat/seafood. Whichever works for you. Good luck!

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How can you tell if a Louie Vuitton purse is fake or real?

If a Louis Vuitton purse is real, like Coach purses, they have a lable on the inside pocket that says something like: This bag is 100% Italian made and is 100% authentic. Something like that. That's what they do for Coach purses. But now a'days, they fake EVERYTHING. So even if your bag IS really fake, it can have the authenticity mark on the inside of the bag, like a coach purse. So in essence, there is REALLY no way of telling if it's real or fake. If you go to this site: http://www.hisremnant.org/Vuitton/fakes1.html they show all different Louis Vuitton bags/wallets/slippers/etc. that are fake but they look JUST like the real thing.

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Why is it that a lot of the people on this one site called advicenators.com not know how to spell or correctly punctuate their sentences?

Because they CLEARLY did not pay attention in their typing classes. Either that or they're too lazy. But I really don't understand how much effort it takes to type out YOU, WHAT, YOUR or YOU'RE. I don't get it. You know what annoys me the most? Example sentance: Omq u quyz ii lyk totaly juzt qot thiis boiis numbaaaa lolz. ::Shudders:: It really takes alot of thinking just to type out that one simple sentance. It hurts my head trying to read it too =(. And, the majority of the site is made up of 13 year old girls.... They were never taught how to type either. It's quite sad. I feel bad for them, I wonder what their future is going to be like...

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is phone sex the same as real sex i mean is it like ummmmm wat you shouldent do out of the bible?????? i dont kno if that makes since but i appriciate your answer

i rate high

Phone sex is not the same as real sex. Phone sex is basically when two people are on the phone (Hence PHONE sex) and they masturbate at the same time as one another. To be honest, I'm not sure about it being something that's a SIN because I'm not an extremely religious person, but if masturbation is a sin, then having phone sex would be too. It's sort of when two people sexually pleasure eachother, but with phone sex, they don't have eachother RIGHT next to eachother while doing it.

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