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This is the stupidest question i've ever heard. Hopefull its deleted soon.
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This guy who's friends with my ex really likes me. I told him I just think of him as a friend. He calls all the damn time and whenever i do pick up, he tells me, "Hey i was going to come over to your house today." Practically inviting himself over...i thought...wow..so i have no say in it at all
I told him i was stepping out and hung up.
But later on he called 8 times and the next day he showed up at my house, looking for me (so my brother tells me) while i wasn't home.
This has been going on for a week now.
The constant calling and coming over to see me and leaving me messages on the machine about wanting to "spend time with me" and "date me"
IT NEVER ENDS!!! I was wondering what anyone else thinks i can do. Anything that means he'll go away!!!
Kick him in the balls and say im uninterested.
Or get the stop being a pussie and just say 'i dont like you'
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would it be better for a brunette to go to a red shade? most of my friends are saying red instead of blonde...what do yall think is better?
Who cares.
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Ok well my friend and I when we were like 13 We kissed (she's a girl) because neither of us had been kissed before! But I realyy like this boy that likes me back a lot. We've gone on dates and kissed. But the kiss with him seem's real and when I kissed my friend it was just an example. Now my friend is OBSESSED with me, I mean I told her the kiss wasnt real and she is just obsessed! My boyfriend HATES her and now I'm starting to hate her! Please help!
Dont be her friend.
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i wasnt sure which atagory to put this under but here goes. i have an eating disorder which has made me ill and i cant really eat very much at all and only eat bread now and panic so much when i have to go out and in new situations. My boyfriends birthday is in december and its his 21st so it will be a big celebration with ll his family an friends. i know its far away but ive had this illness for years and never been able to go to resturants and eat stuff cos of panic and i lose my appetite but it will be even worse this time, alot worse. i have huge panic attacks when i have to eat something. i really don know how im going to handle it. my boyfrend is very understanding about my illness and fears but i still have to go to his birhday and he's already said that so does anyone know how i can get through it? please i hope someone can help. thank you x
You're quite odd. You're also weak.
If you were stronger you'd overcome this crap.
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ok i am 16 and all my friends say they have had sex i feel i am the only one that has not.what shall i do?they keep asking me if i have had sex?
Everyone your age probably does drugs too, does that mean you should do them also?
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i want to mess with this one guys house with my friends because he hit on my friends girlfriend and i was wondering what we cloud do to teach him a leason. so be creative i want everything you know. thank you very much.
If i were that guy you're planning on doing this to, i'd beat the shit outta you.
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I am not fat at all.but i want to go on a diet becasue my borther acts hard in front of his friends and says fat cow and stuff liek that.I hate it when hes like this. What can i do?
Tell him to stop showing off in front of his friends to get a laugh in.
He is only showing off his awesomness to his friends. Just tell him to stop.
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i have a friend and she is kind of stupid and I think she is only my because she wants to copy off my homework
Okay. However due to the fact this was terribly written and you forgot the subject which was to ask a question.
If i were her, i would NOT copy off your grammar homework. Or math, considering you cant pay attention long enough to finish your question.
Good day.
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Dear All,
I Hope you can offer some advice here. This is an extremely disturbing story.
Recently my Friend Angela started displaying some weird behaviour. First of all she accused my boyfriend of having sex with my best friend. I did not believe her as i totally trust my man. Anyway- we were not talking to her because of this and other malicious accusations towards my Boyfriend, and general nasty things about me.
So then its my friends wedding reception. Angela turns up dressed like the bride of Dracula and proceeds to walk around the reception telling people to watch out for my Boyfriend etc.
Then she text my Boyfriend (David) and asked him to come over to the house at 5.30 in the morning- which he did as he was worried. She apologised to him and said the real reason she had invited him round was because she needed his help on a mission, and there was a glitch in the Matrix!
I went round to her house later in the morning and she just went mad- saying that her boyfriend who she had recently dumped was a peodiphile but she had to go out with him so that she could prove he was and get him arrested. The reason for this was that she was a "Cleaner" and sent by God to get rid of all the "Black Cherries" in the village. She also said (and this is the disturbing part) that she had to examine a little girl and do Reikki on her because of what had happened to her. And that there was a cult in the village but she had nailed the leader due to the secret work she had been undertaking for the headquarters in Bedford.
Anyway- as you can imagine all this was very disturbing for me and David. She also said that she had been sleeping with David and me(!) behind everyones back which is totally ridiculous as i am straight, but she really believed it to be true.
She also thinks her name is TRINITY and the end of time is coming soon so thats why God has sent her on a mission to sniff out all the bad cherries and get revenge on them.And that i work for the devil etc etc etc
I could go on and on but i wont as you can see this is not normal behaviour!
What should i do- im disturbed about the peadophile thing and she also has 3 children - she sent me a text message saying "Hello Charlotte (the little girl) Sugar Princess- Ive got your Dummer" This is really scaring me and i dont know what to do- please help! I need some sound advice! She is Crazy and im worried what she will do or say next.
Thanks
Katy
Angela is mental. Angela needs help. Angela needs to watch the 3rd matrix because her reaction will be absolutely hilraiouse.
Actually, what you should have done is contacted someone of authority instead of idiot teens.
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do you realy think true love still exist?And do trust for guys do?
Do I really think true love still exist?
The fact you're 14 and asking this question and pretty much any other person on this site is around that age disregard all the answers you get.
Why? They're 14. True love is not even close to being TRUE LOVE at 14 years of age.
Grow up. Ask the question then.
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my best friend is anorexia and she has lost alot of weight. i was wondering how long does it take for people to notice that you are losing weight and about how many days?
Your best friend is anorexia? And anorexia has lost a lot of weight?
Well i would think anorexia would follow up with that considering people that are anorexic tend to lose weight too.
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ok, my freind, J-lo, (that's her real name) Always wants me to do things with her. What I mean is, this girl name Clair, I'm her friend she my freind. J-lo be rolling her little eyes at Clair, and I look at J-lo like she stupid, so I'm like, its ok that you not her friend but you need to stop. She was like, "I can't belive u her friend." So, I don't say nothin'. And yada yada yada, then Clair asks me can she sit at lunch with me, so, J-lo all like " no no say no." But I say yeah. Then she be gettin' little attitudes. Every time She not someones freind who she's not, she think that we both always got to go with what she say and tell me not to be that persons friend. its like we both have to have the same friends and have the same enimeies. And I'm mad about that. And whenever I get mad, and need to tell something to someone cause they making me upset, I go alittle too far with the voice tone. I would really snap someone off to tears, how am I going to tell her. Or should I tell her off about how I feel? I'm almost close to not being her friend.
Wow. Are you black? You sure talk like it. Except usually people with your at least exceptional grammar skills know how to make a sentence without doing this.
J-lo she all like 'yoyo then she be getting up on me'
What the hell.
Who names their kid J-lo? The fact they would even think about giving her the name of the failed actoress/singer is sad.
Now, while you actually used punctuize crap you talk like an 11 year old negro!
Get outta the ghetto and retpye the question.
By the way, your question is retarded.
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I'm asking this mainly to clear up a misunderstanding between my friends. One of them says that when you give a blowjob, you actually blow. The other says that you suck. Which is it?
The one saying you blow....they're retarded. I recommend giving that one a firm slap in the face next time you meet her.
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the guy i like said he wanted to get closer to me, but the only way he could do so, is if i told him what i was thinking instead of telling him nothingall the time.. what does this mean?!
It means when he asks you what you're thinking you say nothing. Thats what that means. Even a Sped could have pointed that out.
Hes asking you what you're thinking because you're too stupid to even realise what hes acutally saying and what it means.
He is asking you that to see if you think anything in that empty skull of yours. Just to make sure he doesnt go out with an idiot.
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My husband is a thin man. Last night he told me to come look at his stomach. He had a gut! He then admitted to me that over the weekend he probably had 30-40 pieces of gum, and swallowed all of it. I know swallowing gum is really not that terrible and it's an urban myth that it stays in your stomach for years. But in that amount I am worried that it is a problem. Could this cause a blockage in his system? Should I be worried? He is currently a student and does not have insurance, so he won't go to a doctor unless needed. Any ideas of what could happen, or what to do?
Wow, what a gleaming pile of shit you married.
The retard chewed and swallowed 40 pieces of gum.
Well, be happy knowing there isnt really a BIG problem here. But be said knowing you married an idiot.
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I am realy bored think of something for me to do please.I am asking you this because you're interesting and maybe you can think of something for me to do.serious advice please
and yes I am crazy
I enjoy myself a good video game.
Seriously. They're great fun. Im a guy so i play things on the more violent side but there is something for everyone.
You can be extremely bored and all that can go away by playing on your pc,ps2,xbox etc.
Great stuff.
Now if you're crazy, like you say. Go out in public and bring a BOOM box with you. Put some sweet music in it and start dancing. Everyone will stare at you.
Its quite fun. Or go to the arcade and dance to the music when people play DDR.
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I admit I don't like all your "advice"
But I have to say, the question where the girl rated you and called you sick, the one about the "adult" girl, Felicia or whatever her name was, that was pretty funny.
A little gross, but definitley funny.
I like the idea about putting the gross stuff in her mouth and stuff. It was most definitley hilarious.
Well thank you for that. I appreciate your kindness towards me.
Yeah, not all people will like my advice but most people admit they like parts of it.
Thanks for that.
Keep reading
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Alright. My boyfriend and I have been dating for 9 months now and I'm having a little issue. Whenever we first started dating he cussed a whole lot, and to me cussing is kind of unattractive. Well, he stopped cussing for me. He just went to Arkansas for the weekend with his cousin and I called him today and he was cussing like crazy. I asked him how much he has been cussing and he said in a real sarcastic voice "I don't have an exact number." Earlier in the month I told him he acted sort of different around me and his friends. He sort of blows me off. He becomes very sarcastic and sort of rude, just like in his comment about cussing. What should I do? Am I right to be kind of upset about this? He knows how much I don't like him cussing...
Yeah, dump him. You sound unhappy.
Or kick him in the nuts everytime he usues that foul language.
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I have a friend named Felicia and she's 16/F...all she likes to talk about is beer, boys, parties, people she hates..i don't know..she tries to act like she's all grown up now or whatever...well this morning i wanted to go for a scooter run with my other friend hannah...she was like, "umm no, that's ok i don't wanna smell like sh*t" so hannah and me went for the scooter run anyway..we had tons of fun! we came in and felicia was like "eeww you guys smell get away from me.." and she avoided us the rest of the night..(but at least we had fun! all she did was stay in and watch court tv with the judges and stuff..grrr..it's like she's trying to impress people by acting that she's not 10 anymore..(this is just an example of how she acts *all that* and *grownup*...trust me, there's tons more! she always acts like she's better than us and i really don't know what to do..please help!
Then dont talk to her. If you cant avoid her do this.
First you'll need the stuff to do it.
Duck Tape
Super Glue
Baking soda
Vinegar
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Okay now.
When she comes over show her your new clothes in your closet, except get a bat and slam it in the of her head so she gets knocked out.
Then duck tape her hands to the cieling in your closet. Then duct tape her mouth.
BUT before you put the duck tape on her mouth pour baking soda and vinegar in it THEN do it.
Cuz then when she wakes up her only decision is to let it fester in her mouth or swallow it. If she has a bad tolerance for sick things, she'll throw up, sept it cant go anywhere so she can either swallow it or let it sit in her mouth. EITHER WAY ITS SUPER NASTY.
The super glue part is for glueing her feet to the wall.
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Okay, once thats done, get a camera and take pictures. THen when you let her go say 'EEEEEW you smell bad'.
She'll never mess with you again.
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