I admit I don't like all your "advice"
But I have to say, the question where the girl rated you and called you sick, the one about the "adult" girl, Felicia or whatever her name was, that was pretty funny.
A little gross, but definitley funny.
I like the idea about putting the gross stuff in her mouth and stuff. It was most definitley hilarious.
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