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i have this friend right. we have been really good friends for a long time but latley she has been bugging the hell out of me. all she ever does is critisize me and disagree. she has such a big ego and it is so annoying. she thinks that only she has the answers. i would stand up to her but i can't i'm at the point to where i am going to explode on whoever back talks me! what should i do? i can't talk to her because she knows everything.

Stand up to her. If you say you cant you're weak, and tahts why she's doing it in the first place.

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I rele wanna get my belly button pierced but my mom won't let me, I just wanna see what it looks like adn how it feels. Can I peirce it myself, leave it in for 2 weeks, and then take out the piercing will my belly button close? thx

Get an ice pick.

You know what to do from there.

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Ok my cousin has this friend and i've met him and all he's really nice and he likes her but she don't really like him he's a real true christain boy. I want to go out with him. What do i say to get him to go out with me . I need help here.

"hes a real true christian boy"

What does that have to do with anything besides the fact he's a bible banger?

I dont really think that was needed in the question.

These questions are also frowned upon. Just got back a couple pages and read the 10 other questions like this taht were asked.

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okay so yesterday i got highlights [bleached] and i wanna go underwater in the pool.. would they turn green or sum,thing go worong if i did?

No. Wash your hair after though.

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well one of my really good friends has this notebook that she writes all her feelings in I guess its a way to get rid of her stress..but anywayz i read it last night and it talked about getting raped and why did it have to happen to her and stuff..well i asked her if it was true and she didn't answer me i kept asking her but she said she didn't want to talk she cuts and I can't get her to stop..how can I get her to open up so I can help her? i dont want her to hurt herself more than she already has! Plz help! Sincerely, *Concerned*

Tell her to stop being a baby and quit cutting herself.

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Umm when the health teacher said that kids should never do oral sex wut does that mean? Plzz tell me!!

It means you're too young to even know what it means so dont worry about it.

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I was a cutter... im not anymore. I did it for about 2 months and finally my boyfriend got me to stop on my own. So, i made some pretty interesting designs when i cut myself... I cut in the middle of my forearm and i made shapes like hearts and stars and stuff and ive quit back in February. I wear a wristband now, but, my parents haven't found out that i used to cut myself. So, what my question is, is there a way i can get the scars to be not very visible for summer? Because i know that i will be swimming a lot and be real active... help is appreciated and im getting sick of wearing a wristband all the time...

Yeah, no. Scars dont go away. Especially on whiners who want attention like you did. You dont deserve to have those scars dissapear, you did it to yourself. Now deal with it.

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There is this guy "friend" of mine that I met last year. After a while we were fully aquainted, we started hanging out. I really think he likes me because he has always treated me with respect and kindness. I went to his house the other day, and we started "fooling around". Now he wants to have sex, not as partners, but as friends. He said that this is not considered being a slut or anything because we are friends. Is this true? I really like him. I just got over a really bad situation with the last person I was with. Please help me.



*~!Ayla!~* ( I am only 13, and I'm a girl )

You're stupid.

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My boyfriend and I have been together for 2 days. I completely adore him and it's so weird. He makes me feel ways I've never felt before. And when he describes his feelings about me, they're exactly the same. I keep thinking it's love but I want to be ration. Can someone please yell at me and tell me good rational reasons that it cannot be love so that I do not get sprung and/or get my heart broken?

If you're a teen. You'll break up soon, probably in under a year. I give ya two years at most. Im quite reasonable about this too. Young relationships never last. They're just for practice.

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Everyone is still saying that my boyfriend is bi. And I really like him though. It's just really hard to deal with when some of my good friends are telling me that the person they trust their life says they saw him making out with a guy! It's really bothering me! I mean he's so sweet and nice and everything, but if he really is bi I don't really wanna go out with him...ya know? Someone please help me!

No i dont know. If you really did like him you wouldnt care ya know? Probably not. You're the person believing in artificial it must be perfect or i back out relationships. Thats why young relationships never last.

If i were him i'd dump you for being such an artifical.

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Okay well im turning 13 and guys just dont seem to like me... they have intrests in lots of my other friends but just not me... guys have never really liked me, im not sure why though, not to sound vain but im not ugly, am i doing something wrong?!

You're probably not ugly, you're just not real good looking either.

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Ok last nite me and 2 of my friends where bored so we went to go see kicking a screaming the movie and there wasnt allot of people there but there was 3 of us and 3 hot guys and all and we started talk and there was one that liked me but didnt saying anything to me but he was really really cute and all and they asked 4 our numbers and I 4 got to give them it. and I really really wont to see them 14/female
-Brittany

Okay. Thats a nice story.

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I am thirteen and I am relatively short for my age (4' 11") and I'm not really pretty.
At my summer camp, there's a group of high schoolers around 14 to 15 years old, and one of them is my age, but she looks 15 and she is extremely pretty. I want to be accepted by this group, but because I look younger they treat my younger. This girl who is my age is nice and tells them that I'm the same age as her, but it doesn't change their mind. It's like the elite group: is it even worth it? They have the most fun and they are really tight and I want to be a part of that.

Why are you asking us if its worth it?

How should we know, we arent you!

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My friend, Allie, is my best friend..lol. but we once went on a field trip and we had to sit in an audatorium and she held out her hand as if we were to hold hands. :[ I dunno if she's a lezbian or not! She has had a boyfriend and she's dating this guy named Matt G. and its all weird. Cuz in chorus, we sing a song and we stand next to each other and the one part in the song says "come put your hand in mine, let's make the whole world shine" and she holds out her hand in front of me!!! (i kno its a retarded song) So..Does anyone think she's a lezbian? or am i wrong?

"My friend, Alli, is my best friend...lol"

Whats so freaking funny about that?

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My friend is very mad at me, so she said since i didnt do anything and it was all my friends, if i didnt talk to my friends for friday, saturday, and sunday, she wouldnt be mad at me anymore. So i did it. This girl that asked me not to talk to them is on my softball team ALL summer. well i didnt talk to them, and they got REALLY mad and walked off, they told my other friend that they thought i was a BITCH because the only person i care about is me and nicole(shes not mad at me and not the person i wanst supposed to talk to)!So they hate me now!!!!they are my best friends and they arent talking to me!HOW CAN I GET THEM BACK?

By not being a gullible idiot picking one person over a group of people. You seriously thought not talking to your friends to impress their enemy would not make them mad?

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Okay, I need to know if this outfit matches for a party coming up, and if it doesn't, let me know.

1. First of all, do BROWN and BLACK match with eachother? (I hope so)
2. My whole outfit has to revolve around my BROWN sandals that I just bought.
3. And I want to wear my BLACK cardigan sweater (REALLY BAD!)
4. Can I wear my brown sandals, a (white or brown?) shirt underneath the black cardian sweater? And a skirt...but what color skirt?

Tell me if any of that matches. Basically I want to wear my black sweater and brown shoes, so what color shirt and skirt should I buy?

THANKS!

Who cares if it matches. Guys dont care what you look like, long as it looks good.

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i tried to make my advice column profile thingy and it wouldn't show up. like the age and the country and stuff. how do i make it show up on my column? thanks



Jule

YOu ahve to click submit at the bottom of the page...

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ok so my bestfriend (whos a guy) who lives 2 doors down and me have been best friends forever..well we always mess around and like wrestle and play fight. ive knwon him since i was 5. well anyways im talking to him on aol right now and hes like "last time you were at my house i almost when down to kiss you but i didnt know if you would like it so i didnt" wtf. i do not like him like that @ all. hes really cute and alot of girls like him..but i cant hlep it...i just dont see him that way..
help..i feel way weird now..

Dont feel way weird now, just act normal.

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okay she there is this girl ( lets call her mary ) she copys me in everything i do and makes rude comments about my hair or my clothes and then the next day she has the same hair style or clothes and it gets really annyoing for example we do dance , cheering , and track together for dance i moved up in a class and i was higher then her in one class and she has to be the same level as me so she has her mom go in and complain that she isnt in my class and track since i am a fast runner she wasnt picked for varsity and she had her mom complain and for cheerleading since i am a flyer and she is a base she like told me that i wasnt cordinated enoguh to be a flyer and in ballet i got picked for a part with a group of people that she didnt get picked for and then she says to me your gonna fall off the stage and another example i wear my hair in a messy bun and she said it looked ugly and bad and the next day she wore it jsut like mine and i got this really cute blue and black baby phat jacket and she said it was too bright and ugly anf for dance pictures she wasnt ordering the same package as me and i told her what i was getting and she ordered the same one cause i was getting it and she always follows me around and does what i do and this has even gotten so bad that adults are notcing it like at dance they moved me away from her and changed my classes because she copys everything i do and follows me and this rude remakrs dont hurt my feelings they actually make me laugh and if she says something rude like you look bad and i just make a rude remark back like i look better then you could ever and i tried talking to her about this problem and she said that she dosent copy me this is soo annoying please help me and tell me what too do i rate high

Dont be her friend anymore. Or when she copies you say 'you look like crap' when she says WELL YOU WORE IT YESTERDAY say 'so now you're copying me? I wore it yesterday now you wear it today? i thought it looked bad'

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Can anyone give me the recipe for a homemade face mask?

Take some porcelean off your toilet. Put it on your face poke eye holes in it and call it a face mask.

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