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How does it get onto the internet? By wireless in your home or... how?
And is it any good?
Thanks

It uses wifi. Read my answer here for information on wifi:
http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=513921

You can set up wifi in your house by buying a wireless router. I recommend the linksys WRT45GL, or similar.

I've not used the DS web browser, though I imagine that it sucks. Most non-PC browsers do.

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does anyone know how to use dafont.com? i tried a bunch of times, but it just doesnt work!!!!! ahhh its really enoying! help

-Download the font
-Unzip the font with something like 7-zip:
http://7zip.org
-Drag the font to C:\Windows\Fonts
-Done!

Contact me if you're having trouble:
ICQ: 214850779
AIM: theymos
Yahoo: theymos
MSN: theymos@hotmail.com
theymos@gmail.com
Tell me specifically what you're having trouble with.

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Well can anyone tell me about any free websites I can go to , to get free music. If you do please help me, thank you very much!!!!

I use this when I'm looking for a specific song:
http://songza.com
and this when I'm not:
http://pandora.com

Neither of those let you download the song. Follow hotpotato's guide for that, or read my P2P guide:
http://www.advicenators.com/talkaboutmetopic.php?t=484&userboard_id=38985

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everytime i try to download something off of download.com it downloads but when i go to run the program it says files are corrupted. why is it saying that?

That means the file didn't download properly. It only downloaded part of it. If you are using a dial-up connection, this is to be expected. If you are using a non-standard browser such as AOL explorer, that can also be the cause.

I recommend you download Free Download Manager:
http://www.freedownloadmanager.org/
It will download things properly, unless your Internet connection really sucks horribly.

If you are unable to download Free Download Manager because of this problem, get a friend to put it on a CD for you.

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so, this is kinda a stupid question, but what would happen if you drank an entire bottle of niquil?

One bottle would probably not kill you outright, but it will do some liver damage. You may have to go to a hospital. You will probably pass out. It'll take 5 years or more off your life.

Two bottles will definitely kill you, One and a half probably will. Dying of Nyquil overdose would be extremely painful. It's a drawn out death that lasts weeks.

If you also took the counter-drug to acetaminophen, acetylcysteine, then you could probably take a bottle without too many ill-effects. Though it definitely wouldn't be healthy.

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Hey!
I know this is suuuupppperrr weird, but I was thinking last night, I'm from canada and we pronounce the letter z "zed" and in America, they pronounce it "zee" so it got me wondering, how do they pronounce the letter in other places that use the english alphabet like Australia and the UK. If you're from there (or somewhere else that uses the english alphabet)let me know how you pronounce it.
Thanks!!

If a local dialect is derived from American English, they will say zee. If the local dialect is derived from British English, they will say zed.

In Australia they probably say zed, since that was a British colony.

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i have a laptop, and the settings are set so that NOTHING ever happens.. like after x minutes, it doesn't go on standby or shut down or the monitor doesn't turn off. except, when i close the lid of my laptop for a few hours, it automatically goes on standby. and i know it's on standby and not shut off because there's a little green light on my laptop that is still on when i open the screen and it makes regular laptop noises that it doesn't make when it's shut off. even if i move the mouse or press keys, the monitor doesn't turn back on, and i have to hold down the power button to shut it off and restart it.. EVERY TIME. and that's really bad for my laptop cause you're supposed to go to start -> shutdown. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE OFFER SOME ADVICE on how to fix this? i can't just leave the lid up all the time. i like keep it down when i'm away from the computer, but when i come back to it, i want all my windows still open like i left it.

**edit**
Go to start, run. Type:
regedit
Navigate to:
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services
Click "services" so that it is selected. Then go to edit, new, key. Name the key "usb", without quotes. Select the newly-created "usb" key and go to edit, new, DWORD. Name the new DWORD "USBBIOSx", without quotes, case-sensitive. Restart your computer. The power managment tab should now appear using the method described below.

If the above method does not work, I recommend you remove the key and DWORD you just created, since it could cause trouble. Then try the other tips I gave. If those don't work:
-You can contact me at theymos@gmail.com
-You can get support from people more knowledgeable than myself at protonic.com, annoyances.org, and techguy.org
-You can contact the manufacturer

Good luck!
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Go to start, run. Type:
devmgmt.msc

In the window that comes up, expand "keyboards". Follow this procedure for each item in the "keyboards" catagory:
-Double-click the item.
-Go to the "power management" tab
-Check the box labeled "Allow this device to bring the computer out of standby"
-Click ok

This should take effect after you restart the computer. Then, when you press any key on the keyboard, it should bring your computer out of standby.

If that doesn't work, try pressing the power button once, very quickly. Also check to see if there is a standby button near the keyboard; it has a crescent moon symbol. Pressing the small button the top half of the laptop hits when closed may also bring it out of standby; that button sometimes sticks.

If none of that works, contact the manufacturer. That isn't normal behavior.

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My friend needs help on choosing Latin, French or Spanish, for high school

Spanish-Florida a lot of people know Spanish here

French-A love romantic language she loves lot

Latin-A great language to learn, because it will be easier to learn another language afterwards

I can't help her because we have different opinion on things. Any help please?


Please and Thank You.

I took German, and I really regret it. If I could, I would choose Latin. It's much more interesting, since it includes history, and it allows you to read old documents. Scientific classification is also based on latin.

In my experience schools do a really bad job at teaching languages, though, so don't expect to learn anything.

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on facebook, if you're an admin, what features can you access? or does it depend what "level" admin you are? if you are able to ban people from messaging, what else can you do? i need to know. thank you so much.

Facebook admins are paid professionals. Their full-time job is to administrate facebook.

They mostly answer support emails. When they get a complaint they check it out and take appropriate action. They are able to see everything, including honesty box senders. They can block and ban people.

They are bound by contract not to reveal any private information, so don't worry about that.

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I have an HP Deskjet 3650 colour printer. It always worked fine up until recently when it started printing things in the wrong colour. It will either print the first section of a picture correctly then switch to a pink tinge or it will be completely wrong. It is hooked up to two computers and the problem is the same with both. Word documents without any colour still print properly. To my knowledge, the ink cartridge is not due to be changed. Does anyone have any idea what the problem could be and how it could be solved?

The cyan(and possibly yellow) ink cartridge is empty, or something is wrong with the printer itself. It isn't a problem with your computers. If replacing the cartridges doesn't work, the only thing you do is contact the manufacturer.

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Hey,
I live in manitoba, in canada, and its freezing here right now. Last week I was outside without a hat on and my ear got really red, and hurt alittle, but it stopped hurting after about twenty minutes. I was alittle worried about frostbite, so I started wearing my hat. Today it was super cold (-45C, I dont know what that is in F sorry :P) and I think that even though I was wearing my hat, I got frostbite. Last time the soreness went away right away, but its been about nine hours since I went out and it still hurts when I touch it. I know its not severe, but is there anything I should be doing to treat it, or will it heal itself?
Thanks for the help!
-Ange

At this point there's nothing you can do. It will heal itself. Try not to go out in the cold for a while.

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i have a cable that connects my stereo to my laptop through the microphone port is there any cable that can extend it to make itlonger? sites that carry them or the actual name of the cable would be helpful please

The standard microphone port, which looks like this:
http://tinyurl.com/3d6rzg
is called a minijack cable/port. A cord which extends it is called a "minijack extender" or "minijack extension cord".

If your computer uses some other type of cord for this, then it is probably proprietary and you'll need to contact the manufacturer.

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ok, this is really random, but my dad is a VERY republican/political/history person. He was talking to me when the pressident was giving the state of the union address. well anyways
we were talkin about who could win as president.
heres my few questions

1. COULD a midget win the presidency
2. WHICH do you think would come FIRST? A woman president, black president, or a jewish president?

I am just wondering, please answer these! THANKZ!

1. They *could*, but won't. Appearance matters too much to voters.
2. They will come in the order of black, woman, jewish. Blacks had rights before women, and are currently taken more seriously. There is a large and *increasing* prejudice against jews, they won't have a chance for a long time.

The democratic nominee will be either black or a woman. Obama vs. Ron Paul will be a close race, probably with a win by Obama. Obama vs. anyone else will probably result in an Obama win. Hillary vs. Ron Paul will be a Paul victory. Hillary vs. McCain will be close, probably with a McCain victory. Hillary vs. anyone else will be a win for Hillary.

The democrats have a good chance of winning, and Obama will probably be the nominee. This correlates with my previous statement.

The most fun election pairup would be Obama vs. Paul. They both have huge grassroots support, and they're both pretty good candidates. The most likely pairup will be Obama vs. McCain; McCain will surely lose there. McCain has horrible economic policies, so that will not be a loss. The worst pairup in my opinion would be Hillary vs. Huckabee; a losing situation for everyone. Hillary would ruin the economy, continue the war, and dig a giant hole of debt. Huckabee would turn us into a totalitarian Jesusland(though his economic policies aren't bad). In that situation I'd probably have to support Huckabee, and hope that the democrat-controlled congress would counter-balance any of the stupid neocon stuff he does.

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Does anyone have a link to a working on-line video of President Bush's State of the union address from tonight, January, 28th 2008?

Please?

Here is an very low-quality version:
http://www.c-span.org/
Click "Watch PRES. BUSH SOU ADDRESS", near the top middle picture.

Realplayer or compatible is required. You can download it here:
http://www.real.com/
I recommend you not allow realplayer to become the default application for your media files. It really sucks, even more than Windows Media Player.

As Nova says, you will probably be able to watch this on youtube soon.

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How do I put my DVD's on my Ipod without downloading something with any virus'. Also is there a certain type of file ( like .mpg, .mpeg. avi) that works on Ipod Nano the 3rd generation because I download stuff but it never goes onto it. thanks

First use a dvd ripper to rip to any format, such as MPEG4:
only search advicenators.com

None of the first ten results have viruses. All of the first five should work.

Then use mediacoder to put it on your ipod:
http://mediacoder.sourceforge.net
First specify an output location(which can not be the same as input), then click "extensions", then click "apple ipod", and then click start. The file it produces should work.

If that doesn't work, then try converting it to h.264 with mediacoder. Your ipod might accept that. If that doesn't work, try:
only search advicenators.com


All ipods use .mp4 encoded in h.264 with AAC audio. However, I think they need to be in a specific size to work on it.

I'm not an expert on this. If none of the above stuff works, ask on yahoo answers or something.

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I really hope someone can help me! I was trying to do an overhaul on my computer & it is asking me for the product key! It is supposed to be on the certificate I got with the computer. Well, of course I don't have it anymore! I am so furious! I have looked everywhere I can in the papers I have & inside & outside of this computer! Does anyone know exactly where else I might find it or is there anyway I can bypass it? Thank You!

There may be a sticker on the back of your computer with a barcode. The number under the barcode is your key.

If you don't have a sticker, you can bypass this with a keygen or an activation and WGA disabler:
only search advicenators.com

only search advicenators.com

only search advicenators.com


Be careful on those sites. Keygen sites especially are notorious for having tons of malware. I can't link you to a working keygen directly because of legal issues.

If all else fails, many versions of Windows on P2P networks such as bittorrent come with a working key. You will have to install the Windows version that comes with the key.

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Does anyone know a advice site for kids? My sister needs alot of advice that i cant answer, she is 10 so she cant come on Advicenators! Anyone that knows a site thank you so so much.

In the US there is a law called the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act(COPPA). This prevents sites from accepting personal information from people under 13 without written permission from their parents. Anyone under 13 would need to fax or snail mail a signed permission note from their parents. You can't use email for this, unless emailing a scanned note.

Most sites don't want to deal with incoming faxes and letters from parents, so they don't allow even that. I don't think there is any site like Advicenators that will allow questions from under-13-year-olds.

A lot of forums will accept parents' notes from people under 13. Try:
only search advicenators.com

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im trying to put a code onto my myspace that disables a right-click, but all the "disable right click" codes are javascript, and javascript isnt allowd. is there any way i could disable a right click on my myspace page without a javascript code? thanks!

Not exactly. Here is how you do something similar in CSS, which would work in Myspace if you modified it correctly:
http://www.tech-recipes.com/web_application_programming_tips1321.html
That prevents them from saving/copying your images. If they try, they will actually be saving/copying a blank image, which is covering the larger image.

That is the best you can do. There is no way to prevent right clicking on your entire Myspace, nor is there any way to make any kind of popup box. Also, no kind of right-click prevention actually stops them from doing whatever they want. It just makes it slightly harder and more annoying. Any time I encounter right-click prevention, I take all of the images on that page and post them publicly on bayimg, because I absolutely hate right-click prevention.

I will not modify the above CSS to work in Myspace because right-click prevention is incredibly annoying, you have only rated 1 out of 98 answers, and it would take a long time to modify it. Do it yourself if you care so much.

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okay so i was on this random website and the whole thing was in a different language! i dont even no which language but i'm pretty sure it;s portugese. if anyone could help me figure out what this says i would be sooo happy! anything will help and i already went to translation websites and they don't work. here's the paragraph:
Zase som to urobila. Nepýtaj sa ma prečo. Odpoveď nikdy nedostaneš. Rozmýšľaj... Chces to počuť? Ty si jediný človek, ktorý ma dokáže zachrániť z blúdneho kruku, do ktorého som sa dostala. Prečo sa nechytíš šance, ktoraňá sa Ti ponúka? Čoho sa tak bojíš? Nechcela som to urobiť. A vlastne chcela, inak by som to neurobila. Som v slepej uličke, prídi a otoč ma na správny smer. Ja Ti chcem dôverovať, na opátku môžeš Ty mne. Chcem presne to čo Ty. Už ma to nebaví. Nudíš sa? Môžes porátať všetky značky, čo na mne nechal život sám. Príď a zachráň ma- zhorím vo vnútri
Príď a zachráň ma- nezvládnem to bez teba

I think it might be Slovenian, but I am unable to find a translation. Try asking here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Language

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Hello all! I'm actually an Advicentator (Nova) but I figured I'd get your opinions on this. Recently Stephenville Texas was in the news. Folks there claiming to have witnessed a UFO. Well, we went there last week and we are planning a trip next weekend. My question is, what questions would you ask the local townsfolk? I am going with an unbiased opinion on the subject. I'll post what results I've got (if any) on my message board sometime.
Just in case you missed it, here's Wikipedia's information on Stephenville:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephenville,_Texas

Thanks!

I think it would be very important to ask them what they think the object was. Perhaps there is some local phenomenon that would explain it.

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