Okay heres the deal:
I am a 14 y/o guy. I have been riding for a while now and want to get in on like a race or somthing. Nothing like extremely competitive, just like an amateur race/ride. The problem is finding one-I have searched a ton of places but can't find anything. Does anybody know a site that lists races and that kinda stuff for cyclist?
If it helps any-I live in the Kansas City Missouri area. Thanks.
I rate 5's to anything that WORKS. If it is just a non-shallant comment I will give it a 1.
Thank you
nonchalant? there are cycle races in every city in america. ask any local non-profit organization when they'll be having any. you may not be technically winning, but the money raised will help somebody win their fight against pancreatic cancer. if you join up at these races, then you can meet fellow entheusiasts who could get you the info. my old bike shop had a bulletin board in the back with all kinds of schedules and dates of races. you could get lucky and find one that not only has that, but also has registration forms. happy racing dude, help find a cure for AIDS!
-hitler
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you sound so hot, you turn me on
really? thats great, if you're a hot girl- IM me
if you are a guy- don't swing that way, but thanks for the compliment
if you are a not so hot girl but love political discussions- IM me.
not so hot girl with no brains- no.
-Gunner J. Hitler
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What is Chlamydia?
chlymidia is a delightful little disease that you get from doing somebody that has it. you do not want this disease.
-hitler
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i'm 13 and not allowed to wear make up. my mom thinks i'm too young (what's the big deal, though? it's not like i'll turn into a slut or something!). my dad.... anyway! i was wondering if there was something kind of like make up or something or whatever any tiups on how i can look prettier like i would with make up but is not very noticable (except it makes me look a little better). ways to make my lashes longer, little bit rosier cheeks, whatever. but as long it doesn't make me look cheap or anything. if this helps, i'm a brunnette, darkish beige skin, lightish brown eyes, full (but not huge) lips. i'll rate 5's to everyone who helps.
look, at that age, you really shouldn't wear make-up. not trying to sound like a prick, but its a bit young to start. wait until high school. i'm sure you really don't need it.
-hitler
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Do yOU find anything wrong with A white girl and a Black guy being in-love dating, and wanting to get married?
please, share your oppinion, and support it!
I am open to hear both sides!
as long as you are not in alabama or mississippi, its perfectly legal.
both motioned to repeal their mixing laws, but neither was in a statewide vote. which leads me to believe; the south is still fucking messed up.
-hitler
edit// hey, i'll try to explain this as simply as possible; the rightfully deleted answer from carl was not carl. his little racist piece of shit brother got on to his computer. carl-"I sincerely apologize for the recent racist remark made in my name by that fucking piece of horseshit that is my brother scott, I am not trying to suck up or whatnot, I just want you to know that the kid is going to be in crutches for his actions. again I apologize for any possible emotional hurt caused by that rat bastard."
sorry for the problem, it is in the process of being solved, as carl's parents are ripping him a new asshole as i type. racism in any form is wrong, including jesse jackson.
-gunner
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you sound hott ;)
yeah, look, not to be blunt, but i really need sex right now after the evening i have had. so if you could get yourself express mailed down here to navarre florida with a can of whip cream, i would be grateful.
well here's the details;
the same girl that wants to give me a fucking makeover- took her to a burger joint for the obvious meal, didn't tell me she had a boyfriend until the dude shows up at said burger joint.
I am positively infuriated at the intel disaster that led to this fucking fiasco, then we(all 3) go to wal-mart and look around for about two hours and wind up buying cotton balls. cotton balls! two hours in which i could have been looking for a better chance of sex. ughh. then she finds my fucking cigarettes as i'm driving home, gives me a lecture, I said i had quit so that i might still have a chance(bought the pack THAT DAY). no no no, she takes the fucking things and gets out of MY truck and throws them out. if it wasn't for her boyfriend being such a cool guy, i would have fucking bailed about two hours earlier, screw this, i need sex. i am going to get my ass stationed in south korea and get the hottest asian girl in the country just to avenge this fucking "suprise Gunner" field day.
this is the most embarassing moment in years.
if it weren't for the sex, i would be gay. because at least then i could understand the mental processes of my intended prey and make fucking sure that there weren't any boyfriends that would crawl out of the woodwork and ruin my perfect little day.
the hell with this, i am going to get drunk.
-hitler
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is there anyway i can get a guy to know that i like him without being obnoxiously flirty? im really shy so flirting isnt really an option for me. i rate high! i dont want to just come out and say that i do like him because he could just be like "i dont like you that way" and i couldnt handle something like that
come out and say it. guys hate it when a girl dilly dallys around the subject.
-hitler
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This is REALLY stupid I know, but I feel like I dont have a big enough butt. Is there anyway to get your butt plumper looking?
hey, thats my kinda girl!!!
try doing some leg stretches and squats. they also have diagrams at the gym showing which muscle area is being worked. try to do the ones that excercise the glutes to form a beautifully perky set of muscular cheeks.
-hitler
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How do you make friends? I have only like 3 friends but I want more...I'm not shy but I come off shy..please help
start talking to people, get a copy of your school's dance/ sporting event schedule and go.
social events are sure to help.
-hitler
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I cant get into your advice column,its screwed up
ok, well, if you are a girl, whats your phone number?
-hitler
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hell yeah, i think it depends on your standards.
i am not a model, i am a rough and tumble seafood specialist.
edit2// brown hair/eyes, 6'1" 182 lbs, barrel chest, blended english/french canadian facial features. I look good in camo with an m-4 carbine
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How old are you,and where are you from?
19, originally boston, now i'm stuck in navarre florida. its the wierdest place to live.
-hitler
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who is this?
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My life is getting increasingly worse the past few weeks. There's people in my life who know me like the back of their hand and understand me, and others that don't. Sometimes I get so frustrated I can't get my point out. It's in my head, obviously, but I can't seem to tell the other person what's on my mind. It frustrates me because now it seems I have a hard time expressing myself. I want to tell people how I feel!
maybe you should consider putting it in writing, think for a while and get back to me with your decision.
-hitler
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Ok. I am going to buy a Guinea Pig and i need to find some information on them! I need to prove to my parents that i can do it but i think tey do want me to have one. So, can all of yall help me find good websites? please. And i have already tried typing search things at Yahoo and everywhere else! Please send me the link!!!!!!
thank
pets.com or google it, they're really easy to maintain.
-hitler
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i used to be friends w/ this one girl but then she started going out w/ my brother and totally changed. now she complety ignores me and acts like a total b*tch to me. i tried being nice to her but i cant do it anymore. she comes over everyday and she is a total snob. also, everyone in my family is on HER side. they are always telling me how i need to be nicer to her even though shes the one thats being so mean to me. and ever since my brother started going out w/ her, he hasnt really had time to hang w/ me and instead he's always telling me that i need to be more nicer to his g/f even though i really tried to be, it just didnt work. someone please help me.
i have been nice for the past few answers, so now its time for the gloves to come off. tape record every conversation you have with her when others are not around, try to be ultra nice so it sounds like you're trying, and let her responses speak for themselves.
if they still don't agree, torture and kill.
-hitler
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Hey! I'm quite aware that this question was asked several times, but I'm throwing a party about 30 people, half boys, half girls.. we are all in our mid-teens... we wont really have supervision.. and I need some games that inclued interaction with the opposite sex.. you know?
Well Thanks in advanced!!!
variants on strip pedidle are fascinating to me, there is a strip jenga game out at the dirty book store .
-hitler
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okay. i like this really hot guy. and we flirt everyday. and i think he likes me. And i DEFIENTLY like him!!!! should i tell him???
and if i should HOW??
ask him to the local teen hangout, like a waffle house or malt shop. one that plays the most groovy new music, like that new bing crosby record, share a strawberry milkshake and have fun!
-hitler
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Is there anyway to block certain users from giving me advice to my questions? This has been a problem for me because a few people keep on giving me really bad advice and i am wasting my time reading it.
theres a frequently asked questions button on the main page, check it out, or ask an admin dude
-hitler
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hey i don't like kissing...i mean i hate it the last time i made out with a guy was a long time ago and i had been with him for 2 years so i was really comfortable with him.. now i feel like i'm gonna have forgotton how to do it and make a fool of myself..i really like my boyfriend and he asked me why i wont make out with him...idont' know what to do ..please help
you should just wing it and do what feels good.
-hitler
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Theres this guy at my school,im totally crushing on,and we've talked alot.But i cant seem to get him to like me.How do i get him to notice me more,and come up to me and start talking instead of me going up to him?
do you feel pretty enough to accept this mission?
if so, try to flirt with him as much as possible, and make physical contact when he says something, like putting your hand on his knee when you laugh at his jokes, it will get him thinking of where he'd like to see that hand go.
-hitler
edit// really? i love it when you talk dirty like that...
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I have this guy-friend that I've hung out with since 5 grade (I'm in 9) and he is really smart and nice and funny, but not all that cute. I really like him (like, I want to date him and such) and I think he likes me because he always comes over to talk and comments on my outfit or my latest quilt design, and today at lunch my friend Tai said he was staring at me, but he might just be acting that way because we're friends. Does he like me like I like him or not? I'd like some input from guys on this one.
he wants you badly, but doesn't have the nerve to ask, his looks might be a factor in that. why don't you play a little hard to get and bait him a little, get ultra flirty and try to pull it out of him.
-hitler
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