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yeah, look, not to be blunt, but i really need sex right now after the evening i have had. so if you could get yourself express mailed down here to navarre florida with a can of whip cream, i would be grateful.
well here's the details;
the same girl that wants to give me a fucking makeover- took her to a burger joint for the obvious meal, didn't tell me she had a boyfriend until the dude shows up at said burger joint.
I am positively infuriated at the intel disaster that led to this fucking fiasco, then we(all 3) go to wal-mart and look around for about two hours and wind up buying cotton balls. cotton balls! two hours in which i could have been looking for a better chance of sex. ughh. then she finds my fucking cigarettes as i'm driving home, gives me a lecture, I said i had quit so that i might still have a chance(bought the pack THAT DAY). no no no, she takes the fucking things and gets out of MY truck and throws them out. if it wasn't for her boyfriend being such a cool guy, i would have fucking bailed about two hours earlier, screw this, i need sex. i am going to get my ass stationed in south korea and get the hottest asian girl in the country just to avenge this fucking "suprise Gunner" field day.
this is the most embarassing moment in years.
if it weren't for the sex, i would be gay. because at least then i could understand the mental processes of my intended prey and make fucking sure that there weren't any boyfriends that would crawl out of the woodwork and ruin my perfect little day.
the hell with this, i am going to get drunk.
-hitler
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