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I'm not going to prom b/c i have an AP physics final test two days later and i don't want to get distracted. But, my friends are mad at me b/c they are seniors and its our last year to go to a dance as a big group-their being mean "subtley"-like they'll slip in some mean things-wat do i do? and how do i not feel so miserable?
its two days later: go to prom and have a good time, but leave early so you can get some shuteye and study the next day.
-hitler
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im really craving lemonade! but i dont know how to make it! can someone tell me how! ill rate!
take five lemons, one cup sugar, and a pitcher, squeeze the lemons into it, add the sugar, and then add water until the right flavor is achieved.
-hitler
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Okay, here's where it starts... about a month ago, I hurt my foot on a friend's trampoline. I think I hurt that tendon (sp?) at the bottom of my foot. It hurt so bad. Now my foot is fine, but if I walk long distances, it hurts really bad! It doesn't really do that if I run (Unless I run a lot in a short period of time). Could I have messed up my foot somehow? And if so, what can I do? Thank you in advance!
yeah, you did, make an appointment to see a podiatrist. they'll tell you exactly what surgery/ physical therapy you need.
-hitler
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Ever since my grandpa died, my family started spliting apart. It's full of hate. One of my uncles is very mean and grumpy towards everyone else now because of his job. He especially takes it out on me. When he critisizes me, I have to keep quiet and agree because if I don't he will yell louder and call me disrespectful. I really do not like him telling me how to live my life and yelling at me for the littlest reasons. I can't talk to him because he is very stubborn. I can't avoid him because he lives next door to me. Someone please help..he's making me feel bad and breaking our whole family apart because of his opinions.
tell your family that it makes you uncomfortable when he does that, they'll straighten him out if they're not insane.
-hitler
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Ok I am not happy with my life right now....and I have no idea why...I have friends and a bf who cares soo much about me...I'm a good student and I'm Secretary of my class at school...I have a lot going for me but I feel so empty inside...Please dont think that this is just for attention because thats why I cant tell my friends how I feel...I just feel like I need help...most of those things I said above were true but I messed up most of my friendships and lied to my bf about things. I'm a cutter and a snapper and I need help sorting out my life.
thats really bizarre and unneccesary behavior. you need to talk to a psychologist or your school councillor about your problems.
-hitler
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Ugh I'm chinese..yeah yeah..the first thing that comes to mind are those tiny tiny eyes..whatever..but yeah i'm so insecure of myself.. is there anything i can do to make them look BIGGER?! pleaseeee..(don't say surgery!..im only like 13) but yeahh please help..here is my ratins system: (5)-great advice, (4)-ok advice but somewhat questionable :-\ (3)-about to fall off the curb kinda ok but useless advice, (2)-unhelpful and useless,(1)-if you critisize me or basically give useless advice..thanks in advance!
hey, why are you trying to make them bigger?
whats the purpose of that? they're fine as they are, most guys love the almond eyes of a girl from asiatic theater. i think they're sexy.
so don't do anything and leave them purdy things alone!
have an army day!
-gunner
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what does a guy do when he eats a girl out.............
cunnilingus: a study in female anatomy.
blunt explaination: the dude laps at the clitoris until the girl orgasms.
Tipson how to: There must be foreplay to the foreplay in this arena, when making out with your partner(girl), start kissing her neck, from there, move to her upper chest, kiss each nipple and tease them until they stand at attention. then start going down her abdomen, and(make sure she washes her navel before doing this) stick your tongue into her navel while looking up at her playfully. You've worked your way down her happy trail at this point. I'd assume her legs were spread wide open at this stage: Kiss each inner thigh near the joint(erogenous zones), then plant a big one on her vaginal opening(note: her labia should be closed for this initial maneuver)
keep at it while reaching up with your hands to move the said skin flaps aside for full on cunnilingus. lick the area above her vagina(not hard to find)until you feel a little bump(her reaction will confirm that you found it). that is the clitoris. be tender with it, and lick slowly at first, then progressively faster. but also be aware that it is extremely sensitive and too much petting may be painful. The said area should be tasteless/odorless, similar to wet skin. if not, then you have a dirty girl. one technique that works extremely well is: roll your tongue so that it looks like a taco shell, and work the whole surface of the clitoris, basically making your tongue a vagina for the clitoris, which is playing the role of the penis on this scaled down version, roll it around for added stimulation. keep at it until she starts to climax, then back off(just to screw with her) repeat, then back off as soon as she starts again. then go for a third time and do it until full orgasm. this is a good time to throw it(your unit) in.
have fun and wear a condom!
-gunner
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13 female
when i was born i lived with my grandparents becasue my mom had a bad life. she sold drugs and lived in alot of places wich we not suitable for kids. and so when i was 2 my mom came to my house drunk and kidnapped me. my grandma didnt try to get me beacue my mom was way stronger then her and so she just let me go. * i dont live with my dad becasue when i was born i was a mistiake and my dad is a player* so my mom went to jail and some lady returnded me when my mom was gone *but now me and my mom are okay* . and so when i was 4 it was the FIRST time i ever saw my dad but i couldnt really see him becasue it was like 10 o clock at night and he didnt want to come inside. and after that visit from when i was 4 i counted the days weeks months hours years miutes and seconds from the last time i saw my father. and finally i saw my dad again when i was 10 and he expected me to act like nothing happened and he was like all can i have a hug blah blah blah and my grandpa told him that if he wanted to come that day he just cant leave me again and yes he did.. he didnt come back and i didnt hear from him or anything and im 13 and i havent heard from him in 3 years but its not like i want to or anything. i just have mixed emotions. and im the "tough" one at my school because i dont open up or talk about my feelings. well at night i dream about me and my sister haveing this "Perfect" family with my mom and my dad but then something happends to me and my dream shows a picture of my dad getting killed and my mom dying ( my sister has a different dad and i have like 3 other sisters that have different moms and i dont even know them) but after my dream i wake up with tears in my eyes and me all sweaty. but heres the thing.. i want my life to be good. but i dont want anything to do with my dad and my dad is gonna try and talk to me over the summer and my other grandmaw too but i just dont want to be a part of them. my questions are.. how can i tell them i dont want anything to do with them. and what do i do about these dreams, and how can i open up and talk about my feelings
sorry its long but ill rate 5's to any good answer
holy crap kid. look, I've had a pretty bad time of it, but that certainly takes the cake. to be serious, tell yourself that it is not going to happen. You need to come to terms with these events, find some inner peace, and live life the best you can. Thats my outlook, I knew my dad and i didn't really benefit from it, doesn't sound like you would from yours either. Focus on what you have, count your blessings. I lived with my mom and stayed at my dads on weekends, my mom and stepdad gave me enough of a chance to come out as a good kid, and by their example, I learned duty, courage, respect, dignity(not very well), and responsibility. You have your grandparents, learn to live a good life by their example. let the punches in life roll of your cheek and still come out grinning.
good luck kiddo.
-gunner
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Ok. So i met this kid at a show and we barely talked. But then he came over my friends house with my friend's boyfriend. He's basically really cool to me. Hes totally comfortable to do anything in front of people and is crazy and fun but calm at the same time. He's really nice also. Toward the middle of the night, My legs were over his lap and things like that. But toward the end of the night. But toward the end of the night I was laying on his chest and his arm was across my back/neck. Him and I apperently acorrding to our friends looked really cute together and we were like ok whatever. They wanted us to kiss but it was our first time acutally meeting so yea.
To get to the point..I think I like him but I'm not sure. I want to get to know him better but what if he ends up going out with someone else????
stake your claim and don't let this fish escape!
he apparently is ok with you all up on him, so just take it a little further next time.
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ok... I've been having this dream about a girl I used 2 like... & I think I'm over her... but were still friends & I've heard she likes me now... but back to what my dream is...
~I just lie away & can't sleep & I'm thinking about that girl & how she died & all... & so I just lie there & think about her... & then I decide to commit suicide... & in my suicide not, I left it to her best friend, says the lyrics from Gloomy Sunday (a song) & then durring my dream I kill myself~
& what I realised is that this dream & whats going on is exactly what goes on in that song "Gloomy Sunday" & ironically enough, when I 1st had this dream it was on a Sunday... & its now Friday & I've had it 3 times since last Sunday... & i'm just wondering whats going on! & I'm really freaked out! or is it that, that song is just playing in my head & I just have that dream thing like playing the story through my head only with people in my life? & I'm really lost & confused...
& a little bit more about the dream, it takes place afew years in the future like its GOING to happen or something
& I'm just really freaked out... so can someone tell me what this is about?
-Lost & Scared
look fella, when they gave me painkillers after my surgery, i had a vision of being eaten by a giant shrimp. you ever seen "apocalypse now"?
i had a dream like that. that doesn't mean i'm going to firebomb an asian village and rape their women, it just means i have a perverse fascination with watching things die. I guess thats why I'm in the army. can't very well have a zippo party in Iraq, their houses are mudbrick.
but you can have a "Hammertime", though bulldozing a village doesn't have the same effect.
the point is- you won't kill yourself. the dream is not a prediction of the future. the odds of me finding a guy named chooch who gets killed by a witch running a carousel are pretty low.
-hitler
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i shave with like normal razors like not like with the expensive ones. its weird that like.. when i shave, like say under my arms, they always leave like little black spots where the hair use to be and the next day it grows like 1 mm. is this suppose to happen? or can i make it all disappear so i don't have those black hair dot things at all? please help me
get one of those venus razors. the cheap ones don't cut close enough.
-hitler
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My bbf bf and I like 2 months ago had something going while he was going with my bff well I regret that more then ever and I've been feeling guilty so then I came out and told her what type of guy he was and what had happened.Then she asked him and he said it was a complete lie and it never happened.So now she tells me I'm a lier and she can't trust me anymore and believe every word that comes out of his mouth.She has known him for a year and me 3 years.I feel bad about what I did but I don't see why he is acting like nothing happened and I'm the one stuck with the guilt.Please help me I don't know what to do!
sounds like you need to exit the scene. she should learn on her own about what kinda loser he is. guys have a wonderful saying: Bros before Hos
girls haven't gotten one yet, and i guess y'all are less inclined to believe each other, guys would take their friend's word as scripture.
-hitler
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its about spring...and summer is about to come....i want 2 start wearing halter tops and tube tops...the thing is my back and my chest!!....i have real back acne scars mostly on my back....n its starting 2 get worse on my chest!...does anyone know anything that i can help cure this??....is there anything that can clear up scars...or is there just stuff to help frum preventing them...
there are some creams to get rid of scars, check the medicine aisle over at the drugstore.
call your doctor about curing the acne. they have some really powerful drugs that will do the trick.
-hitler
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is masterbation a sin? if so then how do i stop?
sorry buddy, its a good form of hormone control.
if not, you'll go nuts after a few weeks and start acting crazy toward women. plus your standards will take a dive and you'll be willing to do any girl. she may be stupid and shallow and weigh 400 pounds, but she has boobs and a vagina, and thats all you'll think about.
thats the way i am. it may be due to my hyperactive sex drive. but its my opinion, now isn't it?
try stopping for a few months, i dare you.
-hitler
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i want to lose about 5 - 10 pounds by summer which is a month and like 3 weeks away. How can i do this in a healthy way?
try to cut down on your junk food intake, do some running and use some weights to excercise your upper body. work your abs by doing crunches with your legs elevated (knees locked)
-hitler
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ok... i just got a new camera phone. it is motorola and i was wondering....does it cost me for every picture i take?????
no, only when you mail them to people.
-hitler
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omg i flipping out cuz i have these zits i want to get rid of. can someone plase put the toothpaste steps easly understandable ! nd i also popped one ... how can i make it heel faster?
astringent pads work really well.
-hitler
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this may sound scary but lately i have these thoughts like a voice in my head saying im a satanist. i don't want to be and i try to force the thought out and think that god is my only one though it always comes back. i got this book and it had a list of all the warning signs of a satanist and i had all of them except for one. i think i am becoming a satanist. i also do witchcraft but i never did anything involving the devil. now all i can think about is becoming a satnist i need serious help. i am originally catholic. and i am a girl.
wow. thats really bizarre. uh, try going to the 5:30 mass every morning from now on.
-hitler
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SO ONE FRIDay i was playing around with my bff's and on propse i opned that the bathroom door on one of them 9 don't ask me why i did it) & it was kinda funny, so i laughed. then i went to the bathroom and they diched me. it didn't make me mad cause thy do it all te time. i figued they were mad & figured that they would be over it by monay.they didn't. today is friday that was a week ago. i tried to write an apoige letter before i sent it she sent me a letter. it was really mean the called me a "no longerer" & cused me out.so someone went an talked to them & told them that wrote a letter but didn't send it( do u blame me) so they she worte me another letter saying they didn't want to be mad and sayed should apoliged at the beginning not know. so i still haven't sent the letter yet & i don't do. i'm really hurt & want to be their frirnd agian. they are some of their best friends i have ever had so what should i do any body have an idea please help, ask your friends,I'm desprite!!!!!
uh, don't open the bathroom door on people anymore. and definitely apologize. please spell better next time so i don't have to waste five minutes decoding it.
-hitler
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there's a kid who wants to fight my friend and his little brother (known them for about 10years now)my friend knows i have his back but told me not to jump in if a fight breaks out. the other kid is very street and it could get ugly quick. i kno i can make a pancake out of this b*tch. im 15 years old 6'1 175(muscle i mite add) i dont want my friends geting hurt, so should i fight this kid myself or let my neighbor do it.
talking it over and going to adults doesnt work so please dont suggest that.
alright, can you use that muscle in a scrum, boy?
let him fight this dick, if the kid pulls anything outta line (nut-tap,knife, weapons, etc.) bust him up. but only wait till then, when the dude starts fighting like a coward.
good luck
-hitler
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