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“True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.”

“Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly.”

“Good friends are like stars.... You don't always see them, but you know they are always there”

"Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked”

"Friends are like wedgeies. They know your inner self. They're close, and It feels good when you pick a good one!"

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ok well i am getting a big dog but i dont want it to be bad at humping things. so what dogs are really bad at humping things, and whats the worst dog at humping things. plzz help, im gettin one tomorrow.

thx in advance

Female dogs don't usually hump..

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Okay I don't know if this is weird or anything. I have an extreme phobia of vomit/vomiting. Like, I know that nobody LIKES it, obviously. But there are nurses & such who aren't bothered by it, & most people I know if they see it or hear it they're just like, "oh, ew." But that is not what happens for me.
Examples:
-My brother & his friends come over to stay the night sometimes when they've been drinking & sometimes one will get up & come to the bathroom frequently. I'm terrified that I will hear them throw up, so I plug my ears & sit there for 10 minutes until they're probably done.
-My dog sleeps with me & once she got up & threw up on my floor. I plugged my ears & buried my face into my pillow, for about 20 minutes, then after it was cleaned up & made my dad put a towel on it & made my dog sleep in the cage & slept on the couch downstairs.
-Whenever there's a movie where someone throws up, I have to be prepared like if they are about to throw up & I don't know since I haven't seen the movie, & have to plug my ears & close my eyes. Or if I've seen it I just get ready for it because I really can't see it or hear it.
-When I have the flu [which I only have had about 4 times that I can remember] I have the plug my ears & close my eyes while I'm over the toilet.

See, I don't like get sick at the sight or whatever, I just can't handle seeing it. I don't have a weak stomach. I don't know why I'm like this or why no one else seems to have the problem. I'm afraid to drink too much because I'll get drunk & throw up. I have acute obsessive compulsive disorder, basically I have a lot of psychological tendencies but not a severe disorder. I don't know if that's linked. I also have social anxiety disorder but I'm pretty sure that's not linked at all. HELP?

Well there is a name for this, which is Emetophobia.

I was looking through some info about this, and I found a great website, and it looks like it could actually help you. It is a 1800 number [ toll free ] which is a phone clinic, that can help you.

It says its free, and I am sure it is. However, it does say that it is a challenging process to cure phobia's, so you need to have a lot of patience.

http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/emetophobia.asp?SDID=7141:1526

1-800-828-7484

Call them, and tell me if they help you.

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okay if you talk to someone on the phone that has verizon when you also have verizon does it not take up your minutes? I really need to know this.

If they are on an "IN" plan, then no it doesn't.
If they're not, yes it does.
*611 to see what plan you're on.

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can you pop your cherry from masterbating ??

Yes.

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what font is this? & size..

http://www.iconator.com/icon.php?IconID=288630

im just starting to make icons and i like that font.

does anyone have any other icon making tips or ideas? or programs...

04b24

http://www.getfreefonts.info/free_font.04b24.html

6px.

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How many calories are in an Island Fever low fat smoothie with fat metabolizer from Tropical Smoothie Cafe'?

http://www.dietfacts.com/html/nutrition-facts/tropical-smoothie-cafe-island-fever-low-fat-smoothie-with-turbinado-pineapples-peaches-and-ba21976.htm

453 Calories.

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well what does it mean when people say they are into bonding now...or bondaging? i know it means something sexual..it it like going down on someone and all that good stuff?? lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bondage_(BDSM)

Check that out :]

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uh i get confused when people say: jinx you owe me a coke

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jinx_%28children%27s_game%29

This should help you out! Good luck!

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me and my boyfriend just broke up i want some sad love songs to put on myspace and just to listen to.

When you're gone - Avril Lavigne
Say Goodbye - Chris Brown
Here Without You - 3 Doors Down
We Belong Together - Mariah Carey
Ps, I'm still not over you - Rihanna
Never Again - Kelly Clarkson
Don't Forget To Remember Me - Carrie Underwood
One Last Cry - Brian McKnight
You Were Mine - Dixie Chicks
Goodbye My Lover - James Blunt

These are my personal favorites. These are what I listed to when me and my boyfriend were in a fight.

Sorry about the breakup = [

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i need some kinda fast songs you can dance to.
bands I like
panic! at the disco.
cobra starship.
taking back sunday.
paramore.
maroon 5.

thanks

You can go to www.Pandora.com
http://www.pandora.com/

There you can enter bands and songs you like, and it will give you similar, or almost exact bands.

You'll love the site, I guarantee. :] Give it a try, and tell me how you like it.

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I have a verizon cell phone, and sometimes when I recieve a text message at the top it says-
*Dupliacte*
What does that mean?

Ha, I hate that.
All it means is that the same person, sent those same exact words before, or the same text twice.

Nothing to worry about!

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What song is this?

"You cried wolf...
The tears, they soaked your fur
the blood dripped from your fangs
You said, "What have I done?"
You loved that lamb
With every sinful bone
And there you wept alone...
Your heart was so contrite

You said, "Jesus, please forgive me of my crime...
Sanctify this withered heart of mine
Stay with me until my life is through..
And on that day, please take me home with you..."

Omfg. I seriously reconized it by its first 3 words.
This would be Relient K, Deathbed.
It is from their latest albumn , five score and seven years ago.

I went to their concert, may 3rd. Kay, let me tell you, AMAZING. Listen to every single one of their songs for me, kay? GOSH I AM FREAKING OBSESSED WITH THEM !! :D

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i have this project and i need to get 100 people to do this four question survey. me and my friends already got some people, but it will be very helpful if you answered these questions to increase the numbers.. seriously, this will take you like less than a minute to type!~ :]

1.Would you rather eat skittles or M&Ms?
2.What is your favorite kind of chocolate? White, Milk, or Dark?
3.Which would you like to have inside a chocolate bar? Nuts, caramel, or fudge?
4.What is your favorite flavor of starburst? Yellow, Orange, Pink, or Green?

thanks for answering! remember to choose one, and in your answer do something like the sample below:

1. skittles/m&ms
2. white/milk/dark
3. nuts/caramel/fudge
4. yellow/orange/pink/black

again, thankyou!

1.Skittles.
2.Dark
3.Fudge
4.Pink

I am taking a wild guess here, graphing project for math? I don't know, but we did the exact same thing back in the 6th grade.
:D
Except I did board games!! =D

Good luck!

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ok so my 100$ dollars was sitting on my dresser and then i looked later on today and its not there. ive done looked everywhere, i threw everything off my dresser , and went through it AND my drawers , ive looked under my dresser and any place i thought it would or wouldnt be. my dads mad at me cause i lost it , and my mom is sad because my dad blamed her. my boyfriend lives with me too but i doubt he took it. i need major help finding it , i know theres not much anyone can do , but help in any way shape or form! :] thanxxx

Well, I agree with the person below me. Its gonna probably be one of those things where if you stop looking for it, it will just turn up.
However, you might just want to ask your boyfriend if he took it. Because, he might have thought it was his or something, or might have put it in some other place.

Ask him about it.

Good luck.

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Hi Everyone, i'm Hannah Montana. i know i may be a popstar but i still need advice at times too. I know it may be hard to imagine. but its true. Hot-diggity-dog! what i need advice on is, on the show, do yall think i should date Olivar?
thanks so much. I love you all! *smooch*
- Hannah Montana

Ha.
HAAHA.
HAHAHHAHAHAH!

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14/f

i was taking a shower, and like i dont know what i did, but i was moving around, because i was dancing, haha, [ i was like really hyper and in a good mood.] so anyways, some how it got inside me, like in my vagina area, and i dont think i even really realized it at first, but then it gave me this REALLY weird feeling. and then when i moved away, water came out, what happened? am i okay?

If the "it" you're talking about is water, its probably good for you. It cleans it out. I wouldn't recommend spraying water up there, but its not going to hurt you, at all. Don't worry. You're perfectly fine.

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i got a really bad farmer's tan and it's my grad this year too!

My friend got me soem tanning lotion but it actually says shimmering lotion.

What's that? does it do the same thing?

The shimmering lotion is the same, but it does more.
It adds a shimmer to your skin. The tanning lotion will just make you darker. But the shimmering will make you shimmery, sparkly, and darker :]

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I heard its not good to go tanning in a booth when you have a bellybutton ring...why is that??

I am just taking a WILD GUESS HERE.
The metal could maybe be very hot after?
Or it could burn you?
The only other thing I could think of is that it would leave a tan line.

But I am not sure, I couldn't find anything on google about it, so chances are its not even true.

Your best bet would be to talk to someone at a tanning booth. They'll know for sure.

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