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Ok, i have a friend that does to much druges and drinks A LOT and she doesn't live inthe same town as me so i can't watch what she puts in her body. And what she drinks. Is there any other why i can tell her that i am afried for her. Michy

All right some of you people are losers for putting that natsy, warped shit..... and I really think your the ones who are on drugs and really need to get a life... anyways is it a problem that michy cares for a friend.. not at all.. Michy all I can tell you is you need to just let her figure it out on her own.. and don't pay attention to these other people. if they knew you and knew you may be likely to do what their telling you to do. they wouldn't say it... if I knew them I would kick their asses. LYLAS

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I went to DiamondRains.com for my cursor. I picked one out and everything, but there were 2 codes or website addresses or i dont know. One was an HTML and one was a CSS. Do any of you know which one of these i'm supposed to use. Also, where do i put these so a cursor on my column. People are telling me to put it in my "about section" and i've done that. But all i can do is make it say "cursor provided by DiamondRains.com" in my column. BUT THERE'S NO CURSOR! Give me step by step directions. I have no idea what i'm doing.

Ok you can go to starlightmks.com go to cursors over at the left hand side.. highlight the stuff in the box to the cursor you want and then press ctrl "x" then go to your profile seeting and where you put profile info about yourself press ctrl "v" and then go to your profile and there it is... good luck and hope i helped.. if you need anything else send me a message in my inbox

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if you get a fake tan do they look kind of obvious and people will be able to tell that they are fake? (im talking about the kind of tan that you get and get done at the salon, not the one you can buy at a store and put on yourself)

Ya I got one done myself and they left a couple of blothes.... Just start going to the tanning beds or get the spray on tan but you have to know how to used that perfectly or you will look orange.... hope i helped. peace


In a tanning bed yes its your choice how long you can be in there... hit me up with more questions if you need to my mom worked at a salon.. and they have tanning beds

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in about a month my family and i are driving to florida from ny. there are 6 of us and we drive an expedition. im afraid that my 3 annoying brothers (11,7, and 4) are going to make this trip hell..what are some ways i can prevent this from happening? Also..for anyone whos stayed at a disney resort..whats your favorite one and why? We love the Carribean Beach resort but in case we go somewhere else what do you suggest?
Thanks

Take a Cd walkman... and ignore them trust me I have brothers around that age... and they are hell boys.. Take a notebook doodle. write to one of your friends.. shut your brothers completey out unless they are being nice so you don't get introuble ok hun have fun and I hoped I helped

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I have this friend named Heidi, and shes a really fun girl to hang out with. I know she has a rough time at home because her brother and her are really close and when he does pot and crap she gets super mad and cries really bad because he soon before stopped. Her sister also drinks and she has to babysit for her 1 year old neice (sisters baby). By the way the sister is not married. Or w/ the boyfriend w/ the baby anymore. Um, yeah, anyways, i thought that backround info might help, but, she is such an energized person at school and to hang out with. very fun to hang out with. but sometiems most of the time she can be snotty. its her personality. she will be like your a bitch! and stuff as a 'joke' and she knows ALL the swear words possible.. cock sucker pussy licker, bitch, hoe, skank, etc. yeah, so shes realy good at comebacks. anyways, yeah, im the kind of person thats sorta dumb and stuff like slow on things, they call me a total dumb blonde and the most blonde i have is highlights bcuz im a brunette. anyways, yeah, she'll be like ERIN SUCKS shout that when i bowl like the other day, and then she'll randomly hit me and stuff like punch me and then she started hitting me HARD and it hurt im like what r u doing she goes IM BORED im like ummm ok... and the whoel time she was walking around in her tightest jeans and tighest shirt and she has a big butt big boobs shes pretty kinda and idk, she was walking around like she was the king of the world, queen i mean, and she was stickingher chest out and crap. it just annoys me so bad. and she'll make fun of me as a quote joke unquote and shell laff and im like no.... not funny that hurt. but i cant confront her w/ all the stuff she does because this other girl that did she got totally ditched by her and isnt friends w/ her. im in the popular crowd and part of me doesnt want to lose being in there because u know everyone wants to be in it. im in 8th grade by the way, and im sick of her pushing me around. i mean by "ignoring" herpunching me and crap, part of it is just letting her do it and push me aroudn more. idk. my screen name is takemeaway032 on aim. ill give you more info ifyou would like. thanks os muhc, please give advice!!!!! :-\

sit her down and tell her this needs to stop. tel her you know what is goin on with her but it doesn't give her a right to take it out on you.. whatever you do.. DO NOT.. tell her you understand becasue that will make her fly off the handle.. Now for the popular thing I think there a bunch of losers no offense to you.. in my high school we don't even give a crap who thinks there popluar and who are nerds.. I'm friends with everyone..... That is what we call popular.. anyways you need to tell her what she is doing is not a friendship tell her it needs to stop or you two may end up needing a break... hope i helped

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I always look at myself and see how not pretty I am. I hate it. Then I look around at all my friends..why do they get to be automatically pretty? No makeup for some--but still not ugly. I have kind of chubby cheeks but not huge. I have dark blonde, almost brown-ish straight hair a little past my shoulders. I'm sort of tan, but not much. My eyes are hazel, mostly green. If I go out or to school, I wear eyeliner and that's it. I also have a little bit of a belly. I really think I'm not pretty. I've never had a boyfriend, and maybe that's why? Any ideas for makeup that's not too drastic, that will make my face look better? If you have ANYTHING..please tell me.

I'm sure this is not what your gonna wanna here... but makeup i think is your biggest pretend.. You don't need makeup to be pretty.. if your worried about your stomach.. your the only one that can do something about it... now your face you sound pretty to me... since you compplextion is tan you dont really need foundation.. you could use black eyeliner just don't put to much on.. and maybe a little brown eyeshadow (different colors brown), get some lipgloss and that ought a top it off. Try different hairstyles with your hair. Hope I helped hun and remember.. your NOT ugly

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all of a sudden i got this horrible pain right below my boobs, like and when i breath deeply it hurts even more, i've eaten like 3 cookies since i woke up. do u think its that? and what do u think it is. thanks \

Ok I get those too.. .are you worrying too much... it could be an anxiety attack which you won't need to see a doctor.. it just gives you really bad chest pains... it could be a heartburn and in both these cases.. you can slowly drink a glass of milk which helps really good or take some tums.. no its, not because of what you've eaten that would be in your stomach not your chest area.. hope I helped hun...

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hey. yeah, i'm an insomniac. as long as i can remember i haven't ever been able to fall asleep is less that like 3 hours. so i basically go to bed at 3 and wake up at 6.30 (school days). i don't take medicine for it but i need to! i want to sleep and my mom has sonata (i guess she also has insomnia) and i want to take one. she'd never notice and i dont think she'd really care. should i take one? i mean what bad will it do? also, does anyone else take sleeping pills or have insomnia? thanx

Yes I have the same problem where I cannot sleep and wake up all the time, I went to a doctor for it and I now take serquel.... You also have to learn the side effects before you take this medicine... always learn the side effects first. I stopped taking it for a while and actually sleep to much now..... You shouldn't take one of your mom's pills talk to her about it and go to a doctor and get your own...... You don't know what your mom's pills can do to you.. please don't take one!

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Okay maybe i'm just over-reacting, but, me and my boyfriend have just recently become sexually active, and we had sex the first time without a condom, i know i know bad decisio, but it wasn't hardcore sex.. it was a put it in take it out kind of thing. Like an experiment. But non-the-less, it wasn't protected. But we've had sex about 3 or 4 times since then, in the last 3 months. I had my period after the first time we had sex, and I know for a fact none of the other condoms have broke. But, for some reason, I haven't had my period in over a month, going on two! I've taken two pregnancy tests and they both said i wasn't pregnant, but i just cant' shake this feeling that I am!! Why haven't I had my period!? I know this is long, but I really need advice. Please help!

ok if you don't feel comfortable telling your mom then go to a clinic that is sworn to secrecy.. i had the same problem.. and I was pregnat... I had a misscarriage tho. I used 4 store bought pregnacy and they all said i wasn't...But also sometimes girls periods are like this... who knows maybe you will start soon hope i helped good luck keep me informed plz

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im 15 and well honstly ive only made out with 3 guys, and thats all ive ever sexually done... ive never "masterbated" whatever that means or anything like that but my bf keeps trying to finger me and stuff! if i let him do it..is it gonna hurt? can my "cherry" pop? is it gonna feel really bad? and if i let him do it will i be labled a slut? (me and my bf have been together 10-11 months now) anything?

Ok honestly I can tell your boyfriend likes you alot... not many guys can go thru 11 months without anything. If he does this... it doesnt hurt, at first it is a little pressure then it starts to feel good.. not being gross or anything.. No you are not gonna be labeled a slut just don't go around telling everyone. The first time this happened to me. No my cherry was not popped and I was perfectly fine... Go ahead let him try it. You will be fine believe me.. Bunches of Luck!

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im a freshman n lately ive been talking to one of my friends brothers thats a junior at my school. my friend has told his brother that he wasnt allowed to talk to me cause i was his friend...and yeah. so im between 2 great guys here n i don kno what to do. so my friends brother invited me over to teach me how to play the drums n to jus chill...but what would my friend think? i wanna have them both as friends but will that ever work out? (i'll rate)

You need to talk to your friend..... I think this friend is a little jealous make sure he knows that you two will always be friends no matter what happens. Tell him there is nothing wrong with you being friends with the both of them... make sure you are really nice to him about it or you may just end up losing someone who sounds like a great person and friend... Sit him down tell him that all three of you can hang out.... Break it to him gently... tell him you will always be there and care about him... hope i helped.. Bunches of Luck

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well, one day i looked in the mirror and saw my reflection and i thought i loooked like a whale! I wanted to fucken disappear..im so self conscious. and i all of a sudden started eating then throwing it up, i mean today i ate popcorn then went to wash my hands and i saw myself..and i just hated it so i threw up in the toilet like i made myself throw up! and i dont know whats wrong with me..does that mean i have an eating disorder?

p.s ive tried it before...

Yes you could be coming down with an illness which is called bulimia.. I went thru the same thing.. but you need to get help... THAT CAN KILL YOU. It will start eating at your throat. When your body is not getting fed right.. it will start eating at your fat, intestines, liver, you will become so weak and tired. you will just drop... you will feel alot of pain.. and actually soon die..... Hun you need to hurry and get help before it goes this far. Good Luck

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First off..I am gay. I just moved to this city about 6 months ago. about a month ago..I met a girl and she is everything that i've been looking for. we talk all the time, and really hit it off..like really. (We met at a party were she was drunk and we kissed..big time kissed) But the thing is..shes not gay (i think otherwise) But her boyfriend is the one that introduced me to a lot of people that i know around here. a few days ago she told me that she couldn't be around me because she "was going to make certain that nothing happened between us". But if shes not gay like she says why is she concerned that something is going to happen. Thats the part that makes me think that she doesn't know what she wants. Ever since I met her..i've been trying to understand her. Is she gay or bi, and just worried about what people might think or was that simply a drunken kiss? any thoughts?

Ya Okay ummm.. it's hard to tell. since she was drunk she probably didn't know what she was doing.... all girls have feelings for another girl once in their life..... right now I don't have a problems with girls either but I'm sure I will get out of that stage. Girls are confusing... they don't know what they want... you never know.. girls also like to show off maybe she thought it was cool becasue thats what the guys like..... Then.. maybe she does have a little bit of feelings for you and doesn't want to admit it because she's afraid of what people might think... I don't know what to say babe... talk to her.. tell her how you feel

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I asked my mom if I could get my belly button pierced and she said yes, but when we were trying to figure out where to go one of her friends said that you can get herpes from it and all this stuff like that and getting infected. So now my mom doesn't want me to anymore cause she doesn't want to be responsible for me getting some really bad infection or something like herpes. what can i do?

umm first of all you can't herpes from a beelybutton piercing my cousin is a professinol piercer (lisense) They will disifect the hollow needle and the belly button ring. All their tools are completely sterilized. They will also clean your belly button. Actually the belly button is probably one of the safest piercings. I got my tounge pierced and nothing went wrong with it and that is one of the dangerous piercings i wouldnt worry about hun... they will be completely honest with you at the piercing shop and they will sterlize all their materials.. Just make sure you go to a lisence professinal not a friends or someone at their house. Hope I helped and good luck

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ok, well....for the basics..I have had sex with 2 different people in my entire life (and to make things worse, they tell people i did it with them like a WHOLE BUNCH!!!) , and now all of this persons friends call me a slut and say im sloppy seconds (because, i am now dating ther friend.)And, Im going to have to go to school with all these people next year...sooo, basically what im asking is how do i get these people to stop calling me names? I rate HIGH!!! please HELP!

well hun first of all how old are you? Second of all... al I can say is ignore them because they know that they are pissing you off and they see it and trust me they like it when they start doing that shit just start laughing like your all cool with it... trust me it will suprise them big time!!

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My BFF krystal ebel died in a TRAGIC car accident how should i handle it!?

OMG honey I am so sorry.. It's gonna take a little while... you can't just get over your friend dying right away.... You need to open up and talk to people about it.. also don't be afraid to cry you need to let you feelings out.. I know what your going thru if you need any further help you contact me and I will be there for you.. Good Luck honey and start feeling better...... I read this and started crying... plz if there is anything I can do for you plz i mean plz talk to me.. I had a couple of things happen to me that are similiar. hunny i am here for you.


Oh my god what is wrong with you people this girl just lost her best friend.. don't tell her to kill herself or laugh about it.... some of you people are sick in the head... Hunny if you need any further help you let me know alright...

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Is there a way to find out who has listed you as a favorite columnist? Thanks

you can go to search columnists and it will say if you are listed as a favirote or not i just figured that out tonite!! hope i helped

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Ok thre is this guy that i like but he is 18 know and i am 15. And i just found out that his girlfriend is prenget and i like him really bad. but i have know him for since i was little cause he and my uncle were good friends. We use to party together but that was the old days. And i don't know if i should tell him bow i fell. But i hope some one can help me. Michy

Michelle, Michelle, Michelle, I know you really ike him but you can't have him he needs to be there for his girlfriend and HIS BABY!! You can flirt trust me I've seen you around this guy it's just a big crush. Don't worry about it alright.. you'll find another guy out there that likes you back!! Luv ya lots

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I didn't know what to put this under. My mom and I want to help out with the tsunami disaster by sending $, but my mom doesn't think it'll help. Like it won't be enough. What do you think? Should we send the money or no?
Thanks

I think that is a great idea money is better than none at all. There is alot of people out there that wanna help and the money you and you mom put in there is gonna be worth alot more to them than you think it will. Talk to your mom even show her this message but trust me the people over there will really appriciate it! Your doing a good thing. Hope I helped and don't forget how thankful they are gonna be.

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I love having sleep overs they are so much fun but sometimes I wish that I could have them where i live and not feel nervous becuase i live in an apartment. No one has ever said anything bad about living in an apartment but where i live thei rare very few and everyone i know lives in a house well most people do. I get embarresed when people come over becuase i kno they think that im poor and everything and they dont expect it becuase i always buy expensive and really nice stuff pluss clothes because my mom has more money to give me than when we used to live in a house . Should i be ashamed of this?

actually when you think about it apartments are expensive i would love to live in an apartment.. actaully i have been asking my mom if we can live in an apartment dont be ashamed apartments are kick ass and then you have more money trust me.. it's all good plus their your friends that shouldnt matter to them.

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