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Name is Layne, age is 17, occupation is babysitter. still answering questions on here even after 3 years is awesome, right? no, just proves i don't have a life. so. if you have a question, feel free to ask it on here or you can IM me on my screenname. i can answer most questions about the categories i have listed. i don't know much about sickness or physical health, or stuff to wear when your husband just died but the man who killed him, whom you're having an affair with, is going to be at the funeral. :) have a wonderful day.
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I know i'm not crazy & I don't want people to think I'm crazy. I hear voices talking to me & I feel like there's an evil spirit around me. I hear loud evil noises & when I was 10 years old, an evil spirit even said my name. It scared me but I didn't tell anyone cause I know they wouldn't believe me.

The doctors don't believe me, my parents don't believe me, they think that this is all in my head & that I just have some mental disorder. I even see evil spirits around my house moving around on the walls.

When I was at my grandma's house I heard something evil whispering to me & I go scared and shook for days

I can't sleep either, sometimes I have sleep paralysis. I'll be awake in my room & freeze up, then start hearing voices. I can't talk or move either. I hear voices all day.

I don't understand why nobody believes me or thinks that evil spirits are real. The doctors I went to told me I have psychosis. They just want to tell me it's all made up & I'm being delusional. These voices & spirits scare me. They are always around me & I hear them. These are demons trying to get me!

I don't do drugs or drink alcohol. No one will listen to me or believe me. I believe these voices are REAL

How do I get rid of evil?? (link)
First off, if you were truly crazy, you wouldn't know. So, that's to say that if you do have psychosis, you would be saying the very same thing you are right now.

But I have another suggestion. Talk to a priest. It sounds like you also might be possessed. Demonic possession is not like the Easter Bunny or Santa, this shit actually happens. And what you just said up there are all signs that point to demonic possession, assuming you aren't losing your mind. If not demons, it might be that a disembodied, restless spirit has taken control of your body and mind. Like I said, speak to a priest. A catholic one. He might be able to help you more than I can.

I hope this helps you, and I'm sorry this is happening to you.


21/f This week I got my blood taken because I'm feeling sick and may have mono. My appointment was at 7am. My boyfriend (of one year) knows I was freaking out about it, and said he would come with me for support. I was so happy for the support, but felt bad that the appointment was so early so I told him he didn't have to to go because of the unnecessary early time. I guess I was expecting him to say time wouldn't be an issue, as I would have done for him any day; instead he took me up on my offer. I didn't express my disappointment because I offered to opt him out of it, but I still feel upset with him about it. Am I right to feel this way? Or am I over reacting? Thanks. (link)
The fact of the matter is that you're a woman. This is what women do. I'm the same age as you. I've told my boyfriend that he didn't have to do something, (even though I wanted him to) and when he would accept my offer, I would feel let down.

Men don't understand that more than half the time, a woman will not tell them what they really want from them. We want them to figure it out for themselves. And when they do figure it out, that'll prove that they really love us.

Lets get a few facts straight here: A) It WAS a very early appointment. 7am is a ridiculous hour and I'm fortunate to not have to wake up that early. No one likes to wake up that early. B) Mono is easily treated and is not a life or death issue. I promise you, if it was something more serious, he would be there. C) He offered to come. Even if you told him he didn't have to, he offered before you even asked him. Your health is on his mind and if he knew you really wanted him there, he would have come.

Even if he wasn't there for the appointment, I'm sure he'll be by your side during your recovery. Just because he can't read your mind doesn't mean you should be upset. So, to answer your question, yes. You're overreacting. But that is completely normal. And this was not that big of a deal. Next time, just be honest and say something like "I would really appreciate it if you were there, but if there is some conflicting matter that would keep you from coming, I understand" I don't know, something along those lines.

I hope I helped! And try not to be too hard on him. He's a boy, after all :)


Is it normal for a 13 year old girl to watch porn? (link)
its normal for any teenager to watch porn; girl or boy. what you do in your personal life is your business. no matter what, your urges are your urges and they are COMPLETELY natural :) no worries. i actually started watching porn around your age. ^.^

take care!


We used a condom correctly. The condom didn't break or anything. And i'm 19 days late. It was his first time in 5 years. What is your opinion? (link)
the sad truth is that condoms are only 85% accurate. you could use it correctly and still get pregnant.

if i were you, i would go to the store and get three pregnancy tests. 19 days late is no joke. majority wins with the tests.

take care!


If a boy comes on your clitoris is there a chance of you being pregnant? (link)
If a boy ejaculates anywhere near the opening of your vagina, there is a chance you could be pregnant. Only way to know for sure is wait for your period. If you don't get it, take 3 tests.

Hope I helped.


if i will do sex with girl and i will insert my cock into her vagina.. so will i face some problem. will my girl friend face some pain in her body...?? (link)
I am having difficulty understanding what you are saying. Try to specify what it is you want to know and then I can help you.

Thanks


it z been 6 months nw.. We were in a pure realationship. I hv fingered her.she had given handjobs to me. But i want to lick her out. But she is telling it is a sin according to da religion.. (link)
Going down on her is oral sex, and oral sex is considered sex. It is a sin in her religion to have sex outside of marriage, I'm assuming, so you need to respect her beliefs and not push it.


Ok so now I'm 12 and had sex with my boyfriend a couple of times and I had sex with two other guys and don't give me a lecture about that! Anyway I didn't get my period last month and I'm late this month and don't think I'm gonna get it. I've bEen feeling really sick lately and been having stomach cramps and been feeling tired. I've also had headaches. Is it possible that I'm pregnant? We didn't use a condom any of the times we had sex (link)
Yes, there is a definite chance you're pregnant. You're an idiot for not using a condom. You're too young to have sex, and yes, I'm going to give you a fucking lecture about it because I'm sick to death of children having babies. If you're going to have sex, do it with someone you love. ONE PERSON ONLY and use some form of contraception.

I hope you're not pregnant, but it really sounds like you are. You better be ready to make the toughest decision of your life, sweetheart, and you better make the right one for your baby's sake.



Hello,
I m 23 n my g.f is 19 N we r both virgin, from D day we met i always tried to force her to hv sex wit me i even fingered on hr pussy. But in fact she did punch me on my face twice. She nvr allows me 2 hv sex wit her. but i cnt ressist my desire 2 hv sex wit hr any longer. sud i stop dating hr? But i love hr like hell too.. does she loves me? (link)
You do not EVER force a girl to have sex with you. If she doesn't want to, she doesn't have to. That's her right to say no. If you don't like it, either dump her or get the hell over it. If she hasn't dumped you yet, even though you've been badgering her to fuck you, then she obviously loves you. But if she's still a virgin, then you need to come to terms with the fact that she is nervous as hell to lose her virginity. A lot of girls are; we're not like men. We're not willing and ready at any time of the day to pop our cherry. Give her the time she needs and STOP PUSHING IT for god's sake.

So, my advice is to either wait for her to be ready (like a man should) or dump her, (like a boy would). Its your choice.


I am expecting a baby boy and everyone is driving me crazy. The first problem was with his name. I've always liked the name Matthew and it's one of few I feel I'll always like. I planned to call him Matt, but after I became pregnant and already decided on the name, my sister started dating a guy named Matthew. I asked people if they thought it'd be weird to have a son named Matt and a possible future brother in law named Matthew, and a couple people jumped on me saying that I should ask my sister and her boyfriend if I could use the name since they might get married and want it for their son one day. I've always felt that no one owns a name and names should be first come first serve and when I asked, my sister felt the same way. However, when I told people that, they told me to pick another name and get over it. When I did choose the only other name I feel I can live with, one of my friends accused me of stealing it from her. The second problem was with his due date. He was supposed to come on October 8th, which is my brother's birthday. People insisted that I induce labor before then, but after having had a small baby, I was nervous doing so. Now that he's late, everyone's worried he'll come on the 20th, my other brother's birthday or the 26th, the anniversary of my grandmother's death. They want me to induce, but I want him to come when he's ready. Is it the hormones, or are people overly irritating? (link)
First off, this is no one's baby but yours and the father's. You name the baby whatever you wish, its your right and no one else's. The due date issue sounds just ridiculous to me. Tell everyone in your family to shut up. The baby WILL come when he's ready. Your baby and his uncle can have the same birthday; a lot of people actually love having nieces and nephews with the same birthday as them.

Its not the hormones, I got extremely irritated while reading this question. Everyone needs to chill. You decide what you think is best, don't ask anyone for anymore advice, especially when it comes to the due date and his name. That's YOUR choice, not theirs.

If you feel you need to ask for their advice, go ahead. But my advice to you is to figure all of it out on your own. You decide what is best for your baby. Try to get through a few more days without killing anyone lol. :) I hope I helped. And please tell everyone that you need to relax for the baby's sake; that being said, you might tell them to screw off and let you be.


when some one texts a message that says wrong person bitch (link)
Answer "Yes, you are"
Or just don't answer at all. People are dumb and they are going to say stupid things but it takes a mature person to know that it doesn't matter in the least, and therefore, doesn't call for a comeback.


oh. my. gosh. I swear there are a gazillion tiny demons hacking at and stabbing my vagina. -12 yrs. old- -female- (duh) ok so I haven't had my period yet but I've been having the worst cramps ever in the past couple days. the bad thing is, I think my periods coming soon and I hate tampons but I do waterpolo!!! -yikes bad combo- please tell me one1: any little remedies to stop these frickin' demons (the ones I mentioned earlier.) and two: what to do about waterpolo+the hate of tampons. (I cant even get one in) please help before I fall onto the ground and scream in agony=( (link)
The whole tampons and water polo thing, I would just suggest either get over it and use a tampon (like the rest of us) or skip water polo for the week of your period.

Cramps hit every girl and there are different ways for everyone to get rid of them. I have something called endometriosis, so my cramps are kinda bad. Pamprin and Midol work better than any of the other generic meds because these are specifically for periods. You can also go to Walgreens or somewhere and find some menstrual heating pads. Warm liquids help, like tea or coffee. Hot baths can soothe them away, as well. If they are persistent, there are some positions you can use to ease them; sit right next to a wall. Lay on your back and put your legs up the wall at a 90 degree angle. You can also sit on your knees and lean forward as far as you can on the ground. Birth control is also supposed to help with cramps. Another thing you can do is avoid cold foods at all costs, it does help a bit. No icecream or anything like that.

I hope I helped


How do can a girl have good sex for her first time? (link)
It really depends on the girl. For one of my friends, she said it hurt A LOT and she bled A LOT. My other friend said it didn't hurt, and for me it hurt a lot but I didn't bleed.

Some girls bleed, some don't feel anything, some feel pain, some are tight, it varies. Just make sure there is plenty of lubrication (AND A CONDOM) and everything should be fine. Remember, even when wearing a condom, pulling out is making double sure you don't get pregnant or an STD.


Hello, I'm a 15 year old female, currently a Sophmore in Highschool. I have a HUGE dilemma. Let me just say how this all started(sorry for this being a long question):

In 8th grade, a new girl came to school and we became good friends. I llater found out she had a boyfriend 5 years older than her. She introduced me to him and all 3 of us became really good friends. Last year in Freshman year, I realized she treated him like shit and I didn't really like that.. I started noticing how much it bothered me, and I knew she had cheated on him about 3 times. She finally told him, and she broke up with him. Her and I's relationship faded because I realized how much of a bitch she is. But me and her ex-boyfriend stayed really good friends. 3 months after this, he told me he loved me and I realized I loved him too(I know how cheesy this sounds). So we dated for about 6 months, when I accidentally left my Skype open at home and my father read everything we ever said to each other on it. Of course, him being 19 and me 14 at the time, he flipped out. So he gave me a decision to either call the police for sagitory rape and he goes to jail, or call him on speaker phone while he listens to me break up with him. Of course, I chose the breaking up option. A week after, I learned that my old friend(his ex)contacted him and told him lies about me like I never loved him and stuff like that. He didn't talk to me for 3 months and I finally ran into him walking to school. I stopped him and told him everything and he forgave me. So we just recently started dating again, and I think all these events have just made us love each other more. We talk on the phone all night, every night. We always talk about our future together like getting married and having kids. But something is really bothering me. You see, a couple days ago I told him I considered dropping out of school and just getting my GED and going to community college instead of University, so that we could live with each other sooner. And he took this seriously even though I was only thinking about it. I know he's much older than me, which is why he's thinking this, but he told me he's ready to start our life together. I'm not ready yet, but he said that if I did decide to wait to move in with him after senior year, there would be a chance he would leave me because he's not getting any younger and he wants to start his life. I love him more than anything in the world, and I would do anything for him and I don't want to lose him. My life dream has been to get a Master's degree in graphics design at the University of Oregon. But he's pretty much made it clear that there's two decisions: Him, GED, and Community college. Or University, my life's dream, and MAYBE him. This is a huge decision for me though. I really want to drop out and move in with him because I love him so much. But I'm also worried about what my parents will think about it all. But he also promised me that he would never leave me if I decided to drop out, so it wouldn't be for nothing. But my mind is still clouded.

Please, please help me I need assistance. (link)
You clearly need assistance. Firstly, you are very young. I'm not trying to be condescending, but you are. Every 15 year old girl thinks that she's found the love of her life and everything will fall into place, but I'm here to tell you it will not. If he actually said to you, "If you wait until Senior year to move in with me, I might leave you because I'm not getting any younger. But if you move in with me now, I'll stay with you forever." This guy is a total moron. There are so many things wrong with these statements. First of all, its a contradiction. If he was really going to "stay with you forever", what is the rush of moving in with him now? Doesn't he realize that that will fuck up your entire life? If he stays with you forever, whats the difference between dating him now and moving in with him in 3 years? That's just stupid. Also, the whole "I'm not getting any younger thing" is a dick statement. He doesn't love you if he's rushing you to do something you're not ready for, just because "he's not getting any younger". Well, doesn't he realize that you aren't either? You have more important things to worry about than whether or not your boyfriend might leave you today or tomorrow because you didn't want to move in with him because "He's not getting any younger". I hope you understand what I'm saying. Love is blinding, and it may seem like he really loves you, but those kinds of ultimatums hint at nothing but insecurity and control. You DO NOT need to drop out of school to be with this boy. And I will guarantee you this: He's not going to stay with you forever, no matter what you choose. He's also young, and he will find someone else. It may be months or even years, but there will be another girl. This is not the boy for you. Throwing your life away to be with him is possibly the dumbest decision you could make, and please, don't make it. Tell him you need to focus on your studies. And if he's not willing to wait for you to graduate, then he doesn't love you and he's not worth it.
I cannot stress this enough: boys lie to get what they want. Do you know how many guys have promised me that they would never make me cry? about 5. You know how many of those 5 made me cry? 5. But that's not just me, and that's not abnormal. All of my friends, as well. 15 is a very confusing age. You're feeling real love for the first time but you're first love will not be your last, I promise. There is someone out there who will wait until you're completely 100% ready to move in with him, and he won't complain at all.
Do you really think you deserve someone who is trying to make you quit school to be with him? You should definitely be worried about what your parents would think because I know they didn't raise you to make impulsive decisions based on a stupid boy's half-promise to love and cherish you forever. It's not real, he doesn't love you, I'm not sure what that is, but love doesn't make you choose. And it definitely doesn't try to make you do what isn't best for you. Please think about what I said.


He had me pinned down on the couch. Holding my wrist with his firm grip, holding it with just enough pressure to hold me prisoner. The feeling was oddly comforting.
I felt my rushing pulse next to his steady slow one. I saw the look in his eyes and I knew. I knew what was about to happen and I knew after that one moment nothing would ever be the same for me.
I never fully processed what was happening until later that night and even then it didn’t feel real. The way I waited a lifetime of a few seconds as his head dropped, eyes never leaving mine, plunging into an unfamiliar world together. His warm breath spreading over my lips was the only thing I felt. The way the smell of his crisp after shave drafted to my nose. It made me shiver.
I felt frozen as he pressed his lips against mine. Feeding an unknown hunger and taking away my breath in an entirely different way. I felt his smile against my lips as I finally began to react. He knew all too well the reaction only he could emanate. He knew no other man could make me feel like this. He felt possession the way a man would knowing that I couldn’t control myself with him the way I do with the others. I'm sure it was probably another dick move of his but, in this moment that was the last thing on my mind, 'cause I didn’t even care. It felt good and I didn’t want him to stop. All too soon he released me. He started to move away but I didn't want it to end. I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled him back to my impatient lips. He gripped my hips teasing the sensitive skin there. His feather like skims across my skin tingled wherever his gifted fingers made contact, searing. His touch, his smell, his confidence, or smugness I didn’t honestly care to find which it was he felt. I just felt him, all of him. Then he rested his head in the crook of my neck and whispered, "Later." (link)
I'm a writer myself, and I found this to be quite enjoyable. You have a wonderful way with words. I just picture them pouring out of your fingers onto the keyboard with little effort. Obviously, there are a few grammatical errors. They are very minor, though. And I know you know how to fix them.
You have quite a talent, here. And the story sounds very steamy. :) I would love to read the finished product. Keep up the good work! Work on punctuation a bit. You asked for honesty.
Good luck! I hope I helped.


what to call him instead of his name. (link)
This is an incomplete question. Please specify what you're asking next time you post a question, because I believe this is the second time you've posted a sentence fragment instead of a question. If I'm mistaken, I do apologize.

Now, if you're talking about pet names, the most common are:

Baby
Babe
Hun
Honey
Sweetie
etc..

If you want something more original, you'll need to specify some things about him. For instance, if his name is Cody, you could call him Code-red. If he plays baseball, you could call him Ace. Get creative with his name and hobbies and something will come to you.

I hope I helped, take care.


how to makeout with a guy but not frenchkissing (link)
I never understood why men love to shove their tongues down girls' throats. I've never had much use for it, and frankly, its kind of gross. (IN MY OPINION)

Have you ever heard of a movie kiss? Its kind of a short cut while making out, a lot of lesbians do this, as well; open your mouth slightly, and hopefully your partner will too, and when your lips touch, close your mouth softly and kiss them. Repeat this while adding whatever you'd like: hair grabbing, arms around neck, changing the direction you are leaning your head, etc..

Eventually, it'll feel natural and nice. Its very subtle, and sweet, but you still get the intimacy of making out.

I hope I helped. Good luck!


I am a 16 year old year old girl and I love to masturbate. But the same old ways are getting boring. Does anyone have some tips or tricks? (link)
We're not aloud to answer questions like these in detail.


I'm a junior in high school and my entire life I've only been into guys. I have never felt an attraction to a girl no matter how long and close I was with her. However, recently I feel like I might have a crush on a very tomboyish girl. It's her masculinity that attracts me to her and her feminine side turns me off. I don't like the thought of boobs and a vagina, but then again, I don't really think much about the penis either. I've never had sex, but I've had boyfriends. I don't think I'll ever like a girl aside from her again. I've only ever had the occasional girl crush, nothing sexual. I don't even know if what I feel towards her is sexual, but I would like to kiss her and touch her.... Am I just curious? Am I bisexual? Is it that I just happen to find butch women hot and that I've never encountered one before? I'm so confused. :/ If a guy touches me I feel all shy and stuff, but a girl it's completely different(as in I don't feel anything, except for when it's her)...Gahh, what's going on?

Oh, I live in a very conservative country in a strict Christian school...we don't have gay people here (or any that are out). Are we born gay? None of my friends really have a problem with it, but I don't think any of my friends are actually gay. How can I tell if she has feelings too? She's a very naturally touchy kind of person....also, I'm pretty sure if I confess to her I will ruin our friendship.

Oh, and just for clarification: I am not interested in a relationship, just experimenting at most. Also, I'm confused about why bisexual people would choose to be with a person of the same gender if they could avoid so much pain and judgment just by being "straight." (link)
Incidentally, the same thing happened to me when I was about your age. In junior year, it was just a curious, innocent thing. I saw a very pretty girl, (I was kind of a tomboy then) and wanted to do with her what you want to do with the masculine girl at your school. She and I never spoke. The next year, the same thing happened with a more mannish girl, except we became very close. Then she abruptly started ignoring me and it broke my heart. This was when I realized that I was, indeed, bisexual. Obviously, I'm over it now. But what I'm trying to say is this; you may be curious, you may be bisexual, or you might even be gay. The only person who can know for sure is you. If you don't want a relationship with this girl, but you want to have physical contact with her, you could just want to poke at the boundaries of living a christian lifestyle. A lot of girls I know do the same thing. You could also just have another girl crush. But since you're older, you feel more than admiration. You feel a curious lingering sensation when you see her. Do you look forward to seeing her every day? If the answer is yes, maybe you are bisexual, but you prefer to be with men.
Which brings up my answer to your question; the reason we don't choose to live the "easy" way, (by being with a person of the opposite gender in order to avoid public scrutiny and judgement) is because we don't care what the public says. Gay people no longer care, so why should bisexuals? Also, you can't control who you fall in love with. Whether it be a man or a woman, you can't ignore the feeling no matter how hard you try. Which is why people go through that awkward "coming out" stage. They could have just buried it for years and not told anyone, but they couldn't ignore the way they felt towards the same gender. When you loved a boy, could you pretend you didn't? Could you ignore your thoughts about him and focus on someone else? I know I can't. In addition, some of us are born gay. Some of us became gay much later in life. And there are even a few pathetic some that pretend to be gay for their own vain and selfish reasons. You decide if what you're feeling is easy to ignore or not. Then you'll have your answer.
I hope I helped. Good luck :)


hey, well when your ex tells you that your his first love, do u think he'll ever forget u?

or say that you've broken up around 2 months ago do you think he doesn't still think of me or anything?...

i just still aint moved on (link)
There's no way to tell whether or not he's thinking about you, but I can promise you this; unless he gets amnesia, he will never forget his first love.




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