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I'm a logical, very conservative nice-guy. Ask me anything and I'll give you a true answer.

I'm good with family issues. I can help a lot when it comes to 'can I get pregnant or a disease doing this' type of problems.
I'm no professional, but whenever I read professional advice, I find myself reading what I would have told the questioner to do.

I'll be frank and I'll try my best to help you out. I've seen so many things in my life even at my age and I always try to give friends advice before I have to watch a bad outcome.
Those who take it are lucky. Kidding, kidding.


By the way, I've heard it all before. Incest, rape, balloon fetishes, car stuck in mud fetishes, theft, physical abuse, gun crimes, bondage, bird sodomization, furries, teddy bear pregnancy questions (more than once), you name it, I've heard it all (Watch The Aristocrats if you don't know what I mean).
Don't be embarrassed. Even if I don't approve of what you've done, I will give you my best advice.
Audies

Oh yeah, another thing.
If you send me idiotic questions about my personal life, I'm going to ignore you.
EXAMPLE: Note that this yotch doesn't even know I'm a dude.

"My boyfriends eating me out now have you ever been ate out ore sucked dick"

Don't ask questions like the one above

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My friends want to hang out but we don't know what we want to do. Have any ideas??

Masturbate one another.

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I like to play pranks on my brother but there all geting old do you know any real good ones?

Shoot him.

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I'm planing on making a small slide show.
I was wondering if anyone knew any good love songs?
If so thanks a bunch.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22good+love+songs%22&btnG=Google+Search
TONS

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Hi
there is this guy who i was like in love with and he was in love with me for 3 months but i guess he stoped... annyway about a month ago he asked someone out without telling me(we didnt want to start going out because he had dumped his gf for me and didnt want to make it obvious)and i heard about it from someone i knew and i got really mad and to make a long story short we ticked eatchother off preddy bad and he started talkeing again about a month after i got his gf to dump him and now hes acting like im some obsessive wierd chick just because i want it to be like it was before and i just want to get over this creep before he hurts me anny more. anny ideas? i rate high thank you so much

"We were in love with one another for 3 months but I guess he stopped."

"He asked someone out without telling me."
If you two weren't dating, then he had no reason to have to tell you. If he asked someone out while you were dating, that's a problem. I don't know which it is.

"We didn't want to start going out because he had dumped his gf for me and didn't want to make it obvious."
You just said he asked another girl out. Now you're saying he dumped a girl and was waiting to ask you out. You're controdicting yourself.

"We started talking again a month after I got his gf to dump him."
Why he hell would you get his gf to dump him? That's horrible. It sounds like he's justified in thinking you're an 'obsessive wierd chick' if you really did that just because you had envy.

On one hand you say you want it the way it was before, then you say you want to get over him. I can't help you if you don't proof read your questions.
I hate being rude.
/she gives a 1.

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I need to record a movie file that I have on my computer to a CD Disc that I can play on my dvd player. The movie file on my computer is a .avi file. What CD Discs can I use that is able to to record .avi movie files so they can play on a DVD player. Will regular compact discs wotk? Also, my computer can't play dvd's but it has a cd burner. Thanks

AVI files must be burned to a DVD disk if you want to view them on a DVD player. Make sure you have a DVD burner before you waste money on DVD disks though.

One extra thing: Your tv DVD player will have to be compatible with AVI format.



http://www.vcdhelp.com

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Theres this guy in my art class who i really like but im really shy and don't know how to ask him out. I can't get my freind to do it in class because he sits right next to me. WHAT SHOULD I DO?????????

Draw a picture of him and a bunch of other people in a group. Make him the unobvious center of interest though. Then talk to him about it.

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well im not allowed to wear thongs and im goin on a trip to france next month. All my mates do. Ive got 3 pairs that my mum dosen't no about.. i realli wna take them! does anyone know where i could put them in my suitcase thing so my mum doesnt see? help x

You're going to get raped by a Muslem. They actually rape girls over there for things like that.
My little sister is your age and I'd have a heart attack if I saw her wearing a thong.

Cover up, it's for your own good. NObody will respect you if you don't.

Oh yeah, and you aren't very creative if you can't hide two strings in a suitcase. I have a perfect idea.

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My cat has been gaging like he's going to puke but then he dosn't and he does it especialy when you pick him up. Also he's breathing out of his mouth. I know for sure that theres nothing stuck in his throat... and the weirdest part is that my other cat is starting to do it now too. Does anyone know what might be causing it. Im really woried and dont have the money to go to the vet. Please Help.

Cat Terrorism.

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Sometimes I get really lonely for no reason. I'm always around family and friends but I feel really lonely. I just feel down and depressed. I don't know why I feel so lonely and abandoned. Does anyone know what's wrong with me?

I don't know how old you are, but it could be puberty. I know, it sucks. I've been there before, and it was more than puberty. But it could always be depression. If it persists you might need to talk to a doctor.

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so im taking drivers ed this summer and its kind of nice b/c i dont really know anyone in there so i get to act more like myself. basically im not as shy. so theres this guy who sits behind me and he cought my eye the first day. hes smart and taller than me which is rare because im 5'9 but anyways i flirt w/ him and its fun but i dunno im kind of interested in him but i dont know how to get his attention more like i dont know how to be more agressive without coming off as crazy. i think he gets it b/c he flirts back and it makes those 2 boring hours very interesting but im still confused on what i should do. please help! (sorry this is so long!)

Sometimes guys just don't get it, and you'll have to make the first move. I know, it's annoying, but it happens sometimes. He's likely interested if he flirts back with you. You'll just have to ask him out. :)
Good luck.

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do you think its bad that ive never had a boyfriend or have never kissed someone when im 14 getting ready to be 15?

Nope. Look at me, I've never had a girlfriend and I'm 18. I'm pretty well known in school and have even had the prom queen go after me, so it's not like I'm a loser. I'm just picky as far as personality goes.

Not having had a boyfriend/gf (for boys) isn't a bad thing at all. You'll probably get a boyfriend this year or the next.

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Okay here's the story.

I have liked this guy, Jack, for 5 months and he likes me off and on. I have tried moving on many many many times, but for some reason I am hooked on him. It seems like he currently likes me again and is really thinking about a relationship.

But now there is another guy, Brett, who i have dated before, but it wasn't very serious. Brett and I have become reallllllly good friends in the past month but we have only seen eachother once this whole time. He now says that he loves me and is wanting me to make a decision on who i want to stick with, him or Jack.

I really don't know what I am supposed to do. I am horrible at making decisions on my own so I just need help on what I should do. Should I remain single? Should I go with Brett? Should I go with Jack?

If you've only seen Brett once this last month, and he's saying he loves you, then that raises an alarm for me. If he cared that much about you he'd find time to be with you. It sounds like he's emotionally immature and thinks he loves you, or he's just telling you that to see if he can get something out of it.

I'd go wth Jack. It seems you've been interested in him for a long time if he's willing to give things a try, then why not?

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uhm, ok.
i was watching tristan & isolde today and i am IN LOVE with the kid on that movie... like ok.
theres tristan (james franco) and hes an orphan so these people take him in..its like that guy that marries isolde? yeah whos the other boy that is with them? he gets stabbed at the end? and he like braids his hair? haha i just love him...if you need more info just hollerr.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0375154/ you can search the actors until you find the one you like.
Hazah.

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I need some singing tips.

What is "head voice" and "nasal breathing"

How do you know you're singing like that or if you're singing any good?

I know nothing about singing, but I'd assume head voice is a phrase used to describe the way you hear your voice, vs how it actually sounds to other people.

Nasal breathing would probably be breathing through your nose.

You can always record yourself, listen to it, and make corrections. Your voice will sound different (only to you) when you hear it on recording.

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im moving in less than a month. theres this guy that likes me and might make a move on me at a party tomorrow, but i know hes a whore and i told myself i could never like him--hes the hottest guy i know and i have never felt any emotions for him at all. on the other hand, this other guyfriend of mine i think likes me because his friend asked me if i did, and i said i didnt want to get "emotionally attached" to anyone now, since im leaving, so it wont work out. i dont have feelings for this kid in that way either, but im not physically attracted to him in the least. so my question is, if i were to hook up with the first boy alex, only for that night and not go out, would that be just plain mean if nick sees/ finds out about it? will he think i told him "bullshit" about emotional attachment because i dont like him? am i being too shallow? i dont want a boyfriend now, i just want fun, but not too much..what should i do?

I just had a girl turn me down because we're about to go off to college, and I wouldn't think it was cool if I saw her with another guy.

Besides, you don't want the drama that comes from getting involved with a 'whore' right before you leave.

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me and this girl we met 4 years ago. and we became best friends. i really loved her and the way she was so i asked her out.. now she broke up with me cos she says that her parents dont like me. she says she wants to move on. when we talk now it really hurts cos i miss telling her how much i care abt her. Wat do i do ? i wanna become close friends again atleast. also how do i get over her ?

Tell her you just want to be friends now. I assume by moving on you mean moving on from a "couple" type relationship.
As far as getting over her goes, there's really not too much you can do. Try to keep yourself occupied and meet new people. Keep your eye open for other girls. The pain will leave with time.

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I'm not really sure if this is the right category..

What are the signs of crabs? How do you get them? How do you prevent them, and how do you get rid of them?
Thanks so much.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubic_louse
This should have everything you need, and more

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Okay on my Myspace www.myspace.com/moshele6 if you look at it you will see a realli big empty space at the top and my left side of my myspace doesnt start at the top and it is connected to my right side!! i dont want that and i know its not the background cause ive changed it like 3 times.... how do i get both columns to start at the top!!??!?

Thanks

We can't see your profile because it's private.

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Hey. This is pretty nasty, but I discharge a lot. And I mean a lot. Is something wrong with me? Is there a way to control it?

You must just discharge more than others. It doesn't really matter. As far as I know, there's nothing you can do about it. You know though, there are whole websites devoted to girls who do that. So some guys like it. It all depends.

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Hey yall

me and my ex was together for two and a half years. we broke up because he said he needed to be free(he wasnt ready for a girl) it's been eight months now he has a gurl (should i be mad)is the first ??? but lately he been coming to me telling me is gurl aint the on and he need a chich like me but he still has her around should i just drop him because i feel like he's trying to play me. I want to leave him alone but i need help can you give me on some help......'

I always try o help you

I wouldn't be mad that he's dating another girl, although I can see how it would be easy to envy when you still care about someone.

I would be mad about him saying he wants to come back. Imagine if a guy were dating you and you found out he was going back to his ex and telling her he needed a girl like HER. You'd be pissed.

That's basically what he's doing to his current girlfriend behind her back. She'd be mad if she heard him talking like that to you.

Anyway, if he hasn't broken up with her and he's saying he wants you back, I'd say to not take him back because he's obviously not that serious.

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