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Q: how do u make pie
Um..try a cook book stupid.

Q: what are some jobs you can get that are good paying without going to college?
None really. You need some sort of schooling in order to get anywhere..unless you start your own business which can be a total money sucker.

Q: Hello! I was wondering if any of you know any good home remedies to get rid of pimples, besides toothpaste. Thanks!
tooth paste..doesnt..work.

Though it does smell nice.

I suggest just going to the drug store and purchasing something..rather than using at home stuff and increasing the problem on your face.

Q: AHH my dad treats me like I'm 5!! I mean I can't do alot of things by my self..I can't wear tank-tops in front of him...He thinks I can't take care of the dog because I'm too young? HELLLO I'm 13!! I'm a freshmen..at this age it's really hard to keep high grades..yet I still have to keep my grades above 95? Plus I'm alot more mature then a 13 year old..because like ALL my friends are 14-15..and he expects me to do alllll this work and stuff..and when I get hurt he thinks it doesn't hurt at all..but he still treats me like Im SO little!!! I swear he talks to me like Im 5...gR I've tried talking to him...but it doesn't work? What should I do?
Rebel.

You could always start treating him like an old man.
"father..can i help you walk up the stairs..you are looking rather frail today.."
Purchase some adult dipers for the guy. I am sure hed enjoy that.

Q: i used to drink alot and i mean alot of pop and now im stopping to lose weight but lately ive been getting really bad headaches my mom said its because of the lack of caffine are there any other
ways to get caffine but are healthy too
i rate ! --thanks
Diet pop. It totally rules.

Q: im a freshman and all the senior guys are all over me. its great but its kinda bad ya no. this really hott guy invited me to a party and there will b drinking drugs sex and everything there and i dont want any of the guys to expect sex or a hj or bj from me. do u think i should go to the party? thnx
Senior boys usually only like freshman girls because they are "fresh meat". I am sure these guys are only wanting to use you..so its up to you whether you want to be used or not.

Q: well im a girl lol because some people like me to say that before i ask a ? but neways is it normal to pluck the top of ur eyebrows and the bottom because my mom said i shouldnt do the top
If the top is out of control than you should do it..but dont pluck them to a non existant point.

Q: ok well when you put in a tampon wouldn't it feel good cuz i mean its the same place that mmmmm hmmm happends???
erm..well its kind of a quick process and usually tampons are fairly small, so you will hardly feel them. And mmmmmm hmmmm isnt just a single insertion, its an in and out type process, so tampon application and mmmmm hmmmm dont really have the same sensations.

Q: hi! ok well i just started highschool . and my best friend goes to dif. school then me . and were allowed to talk to much cuz her mom dont like me and its a long story . well she sneaks phonecalls to me . and ovr the summer we would talk bout dif. things and she was totally dif. ( good dif.) b4 she started this new school. and she called me 3 days ago and she was acting REALLY preppy , and her voice sounded fake . and she kept bragging bout her new friends and her boyfriend she has ( boyfriend , its only been 1 week since school started) . and like she'll talk to me for bout 5min. and she'll ok i hav to go , and she just hangs up and duznt evn say bye and she duznt evn giv me a chance to talk . and its pissing me off a lot!!! i dono wtf happned to her , shes totallly different and wen she called one time i missed the call cuz i left my phone in my car and i got it and i saw the # and called it bak and her NEW friend answers so i ask if jenna was there and her NEW friend sez " jenna! its ur lil friend" i was like WTF!! and its pissing me off and i dono what to do . do i sound jealous?? i dont wana sound like a bitch but she's turned INSTANT POPULAR PREP!!! help plz!!!!!!! :(
Who cares if she is a prep or not. Friends change and move on. You arent a convenience to her. Make some new friends for yourself and start ignoring her phone calls. Stop worrying about her and do something for yourself.

Q: Ok there is a guy a like aand he thinks I'm cute and he and his friend asked if my friend and I wanted to go swimming and we said yes. But should I change my mind? I'm scared because what I fall or trip or something.


Sincerely,
CameronLover1
If you fall or trip he will probably just laugh at you and decide he doesnt think you are cute anymore. So i suggest not going. Infact, you should just avoid any situations were you could fall or trip..or have any sort of embaressing mishap altogether.


Q: okay.. i know this song.. but i dont know who sings it or what its called.. it goes.. cuz bak home.. we love to dance.. and we can be two steppin or ravin to trance.. and when the party is krunk.. the girls back it up.. we got sytems in the cars and 20's on the trucks.. and its a country/rap song.. thanks.. i will rate
That song sounds stupid. You should find a new one.

Q: ok.....ive liked this boy for awile now and i think he was starting to like me but im not sure and now this really hot new boy came to our school and im really starting to like him ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i have told my friends that ive liked this other boy for awile now and now ive told them that i really like this new kid and to make matters worse this girl that i told her i like him now"all of usudden" she loves him now and she wants to go out with him?????
wat do i do?
13 female
usudden?

hmm....


Q: Ok, I just started a relationship with a girl that goes to a different school than me. I will probably not be able to see her more than once every 1-2 weeks and I know theres gonna be a lot of guys hitting on her at her own school. Any advice on how I can keep her interested and make this work? I wont be worried after a few weeks have gone by, but this first little bit is going to be tough.
Not going to work. You have to keep your feelings in mind too. I am sure you will have girls come around that you will be interested in, so why would you want to keep yourself tied down to a girl that you only get to see once every couple weeks? You are still in school..you have plenty of time until you need to be in a relationship that involves that much effort.

Q: I just got a curling iron with a spiral around it and i dont know how to use it! can someone help me? whenever i try to get my hair around it it goes over the spiral not like between it! help me please!
Well there should be a little clip type thing at the base of the iron. Take a thin strand of your hair, and at the roots clamp it in, than take the strand of hair and just wrap it around the iron in between the spirals.

There should be instructions in the box. Do yourself a favor and read them.

Q: I was wondering if it's okay for girls to shave their stomachs because somebody told me that it's one of the places you shouldn't shave. Is that true? and what are the places you shouldn't shave other than your face?
You can shave whatever you want to shave. All you have to remember is that hair grows back thicker and darker..so if you want to keep it hair free..just shave or wax regularly.

Q: Okay well this guy saw my picture in my advice column and started saying I was fat and shit and I was ugly...and well I don't know what I did to him...now I just feel like dying I wrote him back a message and I freaked out after him but not that badly I didn't swear to much well not like f*** or shit like that and well I just feel like dying man it's not my fault I'm fat god I got far with my life like I play pro junior basket ball for my height and force and now he calls me fat I feel so bad...I'mm putting myself down and I hate it...I wanna die can ne one help me??
Dont you think you are being a little over dramatic about it? Its just a stupid guy. Get over it my dear.

Q: i think i might have a crush on my best frineds boyfriend but u dnt wanna say anything but wut should i do?
Get over him or else you are going to risk losing your best friend.

Q: Okay i was just wondering....does it hurt to get your tounge belly-button or nose peirced? and is there like any way you could do it yourself without damagin anything?? and then also..if your like drunk or high or somethin....would it still hurt? and one last thing....does anyone know of any good sites thatll give you tips on how to do it yourself or information on it?? Thnkx alot!!
Ok..i have had my nose and belly button pierced..along with a lot of ear and cartilage piercings..and they didnt hurt me hardly at all. I mean..all piercings sting or whatever a little, but you dont have much to worry about. DO NOT DO IT YOURSELF. When you get piercings they use hollow needles..and they know how deep to do it and stuff. There are huge dangers with unprofessional piercing.
www.tribalectic.com

Q: I need an idea for a date. I don't know they guy real well, we've only talked 2 times. So i want to get to know him, and i'm kinda nervous that going to a movie would me akward. Please give me ideas.
Go out to a coffee house..or somewhere were you guys could get drinks and talk. That is always a good way to get to know each other better on a first date..and it can give you ideas for a second date.

Q: I need to know the song title or artist for a song... all I know is that in the lyrics it has "We're both such magnificant liars, so crush me baby I'm all ears." It's on the tip of my toungue and has been bothering me for awhile. Thanks!
Taking back Sunday

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