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"Screwing up America's children so you don't have to."

If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.

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you know how people say big feet you know what they say about big feet? well yeah i dont know what it means

big feet=big wang= load of crap.
not true at all.
-gunner

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I'm about to ask out a boy that i like...how do i do it!? ahh!!!

" uh,.. hey, do you want to go to waffle house sometime?"
-gunner

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Hey, I get bored at school super easy and my boyfirned isn't in anyone of my classes! Anything I could do to help the go by after my work is done? Thanks.

get a book to read, thats what i did.

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Okay well I'm a freshman in high school and I need to do a science fair project again. I'm not sure what I should do because I want something easy. This project has to be an experiment and I have to work on it for the next 4 months so anyone got some ideas? Please and thank you!

a rail gun
simple to build, great for physics or whatnot.
the only thing is: you'll need to build a capacitor to hold the 600 volt charge needed to run the gun. look it up, they're easy to build out of simple household crap.
-gunner

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Well i got my girlfriend a really nice gift for her birthday...well not gift....more like gifts....they were pretty expensive all together....but its her first birthday since weve been going out....and weve been going out for about 4 months now....do u think really expensive is a bad or good thing?

well, she should like them alot. but remember: the thought matters most. it could be a clay ashtray that you made yourself at some foofish craft fair, as long as a lot of heart was put into it. try not to overdo it on the price, as the sheer expensiveness may turn her off.
-gunner

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ok, me and my best guy friend figured out that we like eachother. and so he asked me out, and it didnt last too long cause it got weird. and so now we still like eachother but latley he has gotten all snippy and mean when we are around other people, but when he is just with me he is a sweetheart. i am soooo confused and i dont know what to do. should i talk to him or just roll with it?

he's most likely not noticed it. get him alone and tell him. he shouldn't get angry, if he does, make tactile contact(ie: put your hand on his, rub his arm slowly) that should shut down all resistance.
-gunner

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how is it possible to have your period while pregnant? is it even possible at all?

no. that doesn't work. what the devil have you been doing???

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I need your opinion:
I have been love for four years.
I am 17 now.
Some people say I'm too young and others say that seventeen is ld enough to know what you want.
I've always been mature for my age and when I told everyone I was in love at fourteen, needless to say, they didn't believe it. But it has been years and I am still in love.
Do you think I'm "old enough" to be in love? If I am, then wasn't I old enough when I was fourteen because back then, I was sure I would be in love forever and I still am.

no and yes. ask yourself: would you fight, and possibly die for this person? think long and hard about it. would you stand up to unrelenting punishment until your wrecked body finally stops functioning? or would you duck and run at the first sign of trouble? imagine the 7.62 rounds tumbling through your upper torso and ricocheting off your rear body armor plate to exit your chest out from under your armpits where the armor doesn't cover. the impact forces you back into the wall behind you with a thud, you slide down the wall into a sitting position, still watching the syrian insurgent slowly walking towards you, your arm won't bring your m-4 to bear on him. instead it falls from your grip and slides out of your hand to land with a wet clutter in the pool of blood slowly growing around you. he grins with a rotten and gapped set of teeth as he arcs your head up, using the pvs-14 night vision monocular attached to your kevlar helmet like a handle, jerking sadistically to cause more pain. he shouts with a throaty voice "ALLAHU AKHBAR!!", and shoves the barrel oof his pkm into your face. you grimace and close your eyes as his grimy finger squeezes the trigger. there is a sharp report, then nothing else.
would you allow this horrifying scenario to protect the one you love?
if so, you're perfect for my line of work, and fanatically committed to this person.
decide.
-gunner

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ok, why do people not understand that you cant get over a guy so fast! i mean all my friends tell me to get over this guy! but i cant! n thn they say im dumb! WTF?!

look, they're right. why don't you join the army like i did and have your spouse send you pictures of said spouse cheating on you. then it would be ok to grieve this long. don't let it get to you kid, it wasn't gonna work out anyways. try to find some nice dude who thinks you're cool and hook up with him.
-a cavalry scout named gunner

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Omgg..Im really nervous beacsue my 30 pound dog at a tootsie pop today and I really dont want he to dieee..Will shee

no she will not die.
i dunno if the questions here have become more insipid, or if i have become callous due to seventeen weeks of nonstop harassment by india troop's drill sergeants. either way, something has to be fixed, and pronto.
-gunner

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14/f
ok last night i asked a question about my friend and her puppy and i just want to know who you people think you are i was just messing around i wanted to see who would bleve me and who would not well any way most of you are right she is a idot but so are you people any who i have a real question i like this boy and him and i were dateing for a long time then he want to jail and now he says he cant be with me what sould i do we both still like eatcher a lot?

righty oh, well, while you were busy asking this grammatically flawed question that you are referring to, i was being smoked ruthlessly by a drill sergeant here at fort knox. so you can imagine me being totally unsympathetic to your pitiful complaint.
now as for your new question: he's been to prison-.......and you still want to be with him. most likely, he's facing conditions far better than the ones i was so recently subjected to in basic training. hell, he's probably already found a boyfriend to hold onto his left pocket by now. leave them be.
-gunner

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There's this guy named *Jason*. For months now he's been staring at me. Sometimes I see him blushing when I look at him or stand near him. Recently, my teacher was talking to him after class. The whole class basically was listening as they talked about relationships. All of a sudden he looked at me and said "Rachel dumped me." That was his ex gf but I didn't know they had broken up. I just get the vibe that he likes me. I sent him an email at the beginning of the weekend saying I liked his haircut. He sent an email back saying "Who is this"? I'm soo afraid to tell him because it might be awkward at school. There's only 3 1/2 days of school left though. Should I tell him I wrote it or what?

do it. get his number, and reel that fish in.
-hitler

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how can i lose pounds fast?! ill rate a 5! i need help!

one pound is 3500 calories, just cut 500 cal0ories a day and you'll lose a pound a week. or stop eating and you'll lose 4 a week, etc.
i wouldn't recommend that kind quick-off dieting, just try to do it slowly and exercise regularly.
-gunner

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13/f

i was wondering if you should shave "below the belt" and if so do you shave it all off?

thanks to everyone that helps i'll rate high

try trimming the hedges at first, and then swack it all off if you like the feel. its kinda kinky, which is kinda creepy at your age.
-gunner

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ok to set the pic i am 13/f and he is 16/m. ok so on to my problem: this kid, lets call him john. well anyways i really like john, but he doesnt like mein that way. he used to be my bros bff, but now we pretty close. wheni was younger i used to like him, and he liked me, but we were too young. well anyways the thing is, i asked him is he liked me nad he was like no,i like this other girl in my grade and i am gonna ask her out. i said oh ok. they just broke up today, and idk if i shopuld tell him how i feel. like i dont want our friendship to change but i really want tolet him know. please help i need to know what to do. also should i ask him how he sees me, i havent seen him in like a month but we always talk on im. so please help


signed,
confused about *him*

thats bizarre. your age is a big factor, can you imagine the hassle people would give you if you liked little 8 year old boys? he alreadt stated his position. end of story.
-gunner

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ok, i went out with this guy a couple of times and i love him and he loves me but when he is around me if we're dating he starts getting all quiet and shit. thats not what this is about though. we split up about a month ago and i have a boyfriend now but i still love him. he asked out one of my friends and it made me want to cry. what does this mean. i would still be going out with him but he changes so much. i need help with all of it. it might be hard to answer but thanx to those who try

guys get nervous and don't know what to do. plain and simple. there are only a few natural-born don-juan characters, thats why.
let it go, you're in a relationship. wait until later.
-gunner

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okay i go to a public school so there are like gangsterrs and weird blakk ppl ( & dude some r my friends i m NOT racists)okay this rly white wigger thinks hes black and is very nasty but he thinks he is so cool and hes kinda popular but evry day he yells at me and says " move bitch u ugly hoe" and he calls me ugly evry dayn i feel like crying what shuld i doo??



i ratte rly good =] plzz help

the kid's a posing prick who disrespects women. he will never hold a decent job in his life, so just laugh at him and ten years from now he'll still be flipping burgers at his mcjob while you go on to better things.
-gunner

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what are some sites for quizzes that match you up with a good job for you?

they have those at school.
-gunner

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I have a pet monkey. I also have an awesome girlfriend who I plan to ask for her hand in marrage. I love her a lot and she means the world to me. However.. I had alredy bought a very expensive white gold and diamond encrusted engagement ring. But.. I know this is going to sound stupid and made up.. but my monkey ate it. He seriously honest to god te it! I dont have enough money to buy her a new one.. so what to I do?

wait for a few days and he'll poop it out. or bring him to the vet, it might get lodged in his intestines and have to be surgically removed
-gunner

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when somebody says like "meet me here at oh eight hundred" what time do they mean for you to meet them?? i have neve rbeen able to figure out that little system haha. or when somebody asks you to go on a date and they are like "what time" and they go "oh about ninteen hundred! "....what time do they mean?! thankyou!

8 am.
when it gets over 1200, then just subtract twelve from it
thirteen hundred=1 pm....etc.

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