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"Screwing up America's children so you don't have to."

If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.

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about how long after someones death do they have their funeral?

4-6 days for a wake, then 1-7 days(depending on cremation or intact burial)afterwards they have a funeral.
-gunner

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What does it mean when a guy winks at you?

i do it to be playful and flirtatious, some dudes use it as a signal. but i think its used most of the time as an "Im just messing with you" expression.
-gunner

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Is there a way to turn the color off of my computer when I print things with a lot of color?


Thanks.

there's usually a button in the print preview screen, thats whats on mine, or if you have a high end printer, they have buttons on them to do the same.
-gunner

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ok i am going to make this short on friday i am goin to go see my boyfriend and meet his mom. since it will be cold i am plannin to wear a brown outfit that has a jacket with it. my onlu question is this. i got black and pink shoes? what should i do? i dont got any others because i through them out over the summer and havent had enough money to get new ones. what should i do? well it look bad?

no sandals?
doesn't every girl have some of those earthy brown slip in shoes from birkenstock?
try those, you'll look smashing.
-gunner

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ok well i want to get a little closer with my boyfriend you know what i mean the thing is should i shave down there or not
i shve mu bikini line and stuff and i trim to but i don't know what the dudes like so how should i do it what do you guys like.
help me lol

you could make a game of it and have him shave you. thats a beautiful thing.
-gunner

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how do i center text on myspace?

insert text here
its not coming out like it should on my column, but it might still work.
if you want to check out some other nifty things to do, go out and purchase an HTML guide book, that way you can customize your whole page!
-gunner

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my girlfriend is having a halloween party and i forgot about it and made plans with my friends to go to the movies. should i go to half the party and then to the movies or to all of the party. do you think my girlfriend will be mad if i dont go to the whole party

whichever was planned first takes priority.

-gunner

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why do guys find the need to have a skinny girl? it gets me mad when a guy is attracted to some skinny girl when he could have great chemistry and a great relationship with a different girl who is overweight?

sam with girls i guess. but guys seem to have a more 'strict criteria'

i don't like skinny girls, its like having sex with a skeleton. I like 'em physically fit with a nice touch of belly pudge to accent the smooth muscular legs. hey, I got buddies who like big girls, so stop looking at it like we all have a thing for bony broads, we are all unique, with different tastes. you'll find a nice fella that'll love you for who you are...........
-gunner

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Is Irish a Language?

its called gaelic, used to be the only language they spoke, until my english ancestors invaded and began their 800 year reign of terror.
now they talk with that incredibly sexy accent.
never ask an irish musician to sing "god save the queen", i had seven burly irishmen and three marines chasing me through the pub.
-gunner

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Ok so my bff is like my sister and i love her to death! So know she is bffs with my x and now she is turning into a brat saying yea I hate your hair like she cant keep her rude comments to her slef i wanna know is this normal or should i br conserned??

ok, so she's being rude? if you're the violent type, smack the hell out of her
if you're the reasoning type, tell her to stop being an angry wart and explain that she's hurting your feelings(cite examples)
if you're really angry, do both at the same time.
I'd reccomend option 2
-gunner

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ok...My bestfriends Leigh and Michelle got into an arguement yesterday at school while i was out...well after school they both told me their side of the story but i dont know which one to believe and i feel like im stuck inbetween the two of them and now at school i have to make a choice with who i sit with and who i hang out with...They got into it again today at lunch and now michelle is mad because i didnt take up for her but i didnt say nothing to either of them because i dont want to get between them two what do i do?*Jess*

just remain neutral and bug out like a roach whenever they get into it. there's really nothing else you can do, seeing as how you were not present for the original offense.
good luck
-guner

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i smoke and it's not because of my friends! my friends dont know.im only 13 and im addicted!PLz HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just quit then. you're kinda screwed seeing as how you can't buy the patches. they don't work anyways. i quit cold turkey, so can you.
-gunner

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ok i have this friend...she's 17 years old and she was in this religion where you can only wear skirts and you cant cut your hair and all that kind of stuff and she got pregnant so now she's no longer in this "religion" but i found out last weekend she's pregnant by a guy that i use 2 be so inlove with...i want to still be friends with her because we grew up together and she's like my sister and she has had a rough life but then i dont want to get a bad name for being friends with her!! What should i do? And should i forgive her for messing with my ex boyfriend because we promised each other we would never date another ones ex or anything because thats wrong...what do i do...HELP
15 female

so, you think the teen pregnancy stigma rubs off like cooties or something? who cares? she needs help, none of that gossipy crap matters now, there's a whole load of other fires that need damage control now. she keeping the kid?
in summary: help the poor girl out and ignore the background info.
-gunner

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Last saturday I went on a "date" with my guy friend Jake. After we went out to eat, we sat in his car for a few minutes and just talked. I've never hugged him, or anything. But we were sitting there, and I put my head down to pick something up when he touched my hair and said, I love your hair. you look so beautiful with it. After that I was like, omgosh he's the best guy ever! Is this normal? Like just from him touching my hair and telling me I look beautiful - like I think I'm really starting to like him.

Sorry if this sounds cheesy.

yeah, that sounds like a normal reaction. hell, I've used the "play with her hair approach" often, with good results. i guess there's something in girl's minds that equates hair fondling to arousal, i just think its fun to play with their hair. so soft and silky....
probably a connection between the two, maybe its an evolved trait.
-gunner

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Are there any soapmakers on this site? How do you make a bar of soap? Or where can I learn how on the Internet?

THANKS

this is how you make lye soap:
burn some wood in a fireplace or other such area
scoop up some of the ashes, this is your lye
soak this stuff in water, don't get any on your skin!!
find some fat, lard will work, but will produce a soft and goopy soap.
mix the lye two parts to the lard (or other fat)one part over an electric stove or a grill. do not even think of spilling this highly flammable stuff. keep it at a low(below 150) temperature, as the lye will boil and explode(that really sucked). keep a bag of salt handy to put out any possible grease fires if you're using a grill.
then stir until it gets really thick and nasty. take the container of molten soap and let it cool and sweat off the water. it will eventually harden and you can cut it with a wire knife into bars. it will be without fragrance, but it will make you cleaner and not as stinky.
-gunner

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Hi,
I know you're trying to be funny and sarcastic and mean, and some people on here do it really well...hate to break it to you but you're just not one of them. Step aside and leave it to the people who are actually good at it.

excuse me? who's trying to be funny?
sorry fella, I'm not trying to be funny.

-gunner
p.s.you're still a grody little civilian. sorry about going off on a tangent, it happens some times. still, it proves the point that i am a fucking asshole with a gun.

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To anyone, but especially to other Wiccans:
Hey,
I'm a Wiccan, and I think it's a beautiful religion and I really love it, but lately I'm finding I just don't have the time. I've read so many things that just say 'MAKE the time!' but that is so impractical when you are fifteen and in the middle of 21 GCSEs and an A Level (I kid you not...if you are English you will appreciate how hard that is lol)! I really desperately want to be a better Wiccan, to learn more about my religion, to be closer to the God and Goddess and nature, but I have no idea how. I walk to school and so I often try and think about and appreciate the nature...but I'm usually half asleep! Does anyone have any ideas?
I know that spellcraft isn't the only element of Wicca, and it is by no means the most important, so please don't suggest that I just 'do some spells'...for one I don't have the time and for another, my faith in this religion isn't quite so superficial that I can make myself believe I am being a better Wiccan by waving an athame through some incense smoke a few times a week. As Scott Cunningham once wrote in an excellent article, the ritual doesn't mean a thing if you don't mean it mentally. True Wiccanism relies on belief, not ritual.

great, thats really cool.... uh, what? better yet, what was the point? if you want to keep on good terms with this goddess fellow, i wouldn't start chopping down trees, hunting and such.
you've probably figured out by now that i only read the title. so... are you a girl? if so, whats your phone number?
-hitler

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Ok, well I have no ideas for a costume for Halloween! We just went to a cheap store and bought some stuff that my mom basically picked out that I don't like. Does anyone have any ideas on what to do with stuff I could buy at wal*mart or stuff around the house. No Devil Costumes cause i have like 3 friends being those. thanks!

go to the salvation army, find some army bdus and go as a green beret. try to tigerstripe the facepaint. its not tactical, but it looks cool.
-hitler

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My friend got mono a couple of weeks ago and she came to school for the first time since today. She said she's not really supposed to be back-doctors orders- but she wanted to come. But I don't really want to be like near her bc i don't want mono! Can mono go through the air? Obviosly I won't drink after her or anything... what should I do and can someone give me info on mono?
Thnks!

tactile contact. mono is not airborne.
-hitler

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okay im 13.. i started my period 2 months 3 months ago.. and like they went okay for the 1stand 2nd month i had it.. but this month i havent had my period and i usualy start on the 20th and its the 24th.. and im a virgin just so you kno ..lol .. whats wrong with me?? is this normal?THANKS!

I've heard that they're screwy for the first few years. but take it with a grain of salt, because I'm a dude.
-hitler

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