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Some people describe me as a bitch. My gosh boo hoo. I think I give great advice unless you ask me stupid questions like.....can you marry a banana, wtf is that? haha it makes me think you are on some wacked out drugs I wanna try. Anyway to get down to the point I'm just here to help people, I pretty much know anything there is to known, I actually pay attention in school.

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Okay I asked a question before about boners before. :/ Please dont delete this question, I need some opinions. When a guy gets a boner is his penis supposed to go up or straight. Somone told me its a sign of cancer. :( Is that true? Or does it have something to do with age? Help please!!!!

ha...ha...ha... who the hell told u it was a sign of cancer? hahahahahahahhahahaha that person is a dumbass hahahaha, no its not true, it goes up like when there horny and shit.... um... have something 2 do with age? hahaha i think if u dont know any of this u r a little young 2 be asking this question.. hahahaha this is funny hahahahaha...hahhahahaha...hahahahah idiot...lol

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Okay, im thirteen and i have a boyfriend who is the greatest thing in my life right now, hes so suportive towards me..and i really would like to spend the rest of my life with him and i know alot of people are gunna tell me that im 13 and alot of things are gunna go on in my life that might change and i dont even know what love is, but trust me i do i know exactly what it is thanks too him, but anyways...we both wanna go further..cause we both have the same feelings for eachother, and i wanna go further but i dont know how far..i mean we have made out alot...and like fingered..whats next? help me and ill rate you

Ya, Im sorry hunny but i have to back alot of ppl up on this one, you should slow down some, and u know sex is better when u are older? Just take your time, and enjoy your young teenage years, dont push it to grow up so fast, theres 1,to 1,000,000,000,000 chance that your gonna marry this guy sweetie, i'm sorry to say that but its really true. you might be 2gether for maybe a few more months or so, but once u hit highschool or something, everything is gonna change in your life, just dont have sex with him, u will maybe regret it

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i cant find any eyeliner that will stay on after 3rd period!! can anyone tell me any brands or how to make what ive got stay on?

well... i just get the really cheap kind from the doller store.. its like soft.. and it puts on really nicely.. it works great for me... its even kind of water proof.. its called " jordana" or w/e something like that.. well anywho i think it really works really well..

and they come in all colors.. may i suggest black?

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Ok, I just started becoming closer friends with this girl this year, and now she WON'T STOP CALLING ME!! Like, every single day, twice a day! I don't wanna talk on the phone with her every day. How do I get her to stop calling without hurting her feelings?

um.. dont pick up the phone? haha thats what i would do... haha.. i mean like i am a chick and i really dont like talking on the phone that much either so when a friend calls me.... i will be like " hey, and thats pretty much all i will say and it will be a dead convo after that, then i be like,mmm i g2g or my phones going dead, or i have to go 2 the store for my mom, my parents needs the phone" there is like a 1,000,000 excusses.

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*.:*Sorry If This Is Graphic!!*:.*

whenever i get a zit, i get everything out of it, but then the next day its bigger than it was when i popped it! help!

-JeNNi

well like.. after u pop it.. you should put some kinda acne cream on it.. so it will go down..

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My friend keeps copying everything I do. Like getting contacts.. my sneakers.. classes. Stupid stuff like that. It just annoys me and I dont want her to get upset over it but it just gets on my nerves. How can I bring it up without hurting her or making it seem like I'm sick of her or something liek that ?

well.. maybe she thinks your like really pretty cool... and she looks up to you, and thats why she copies you?

Or maybe, you should just kinda show her some different styles that you think she might like, ( that way, you wont really have to tell her and u wont hurt her feelings )

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i dont lyk it cuz my teachers suck and alotta the people i dont lyk r in my classes and you cant do anything w/o gettin screamed at or if your late which for sum people it's impossible to be ontime...you get a saturday school or detention. my school's evil.

Ya.. The same with me.. i despise alot of people in my classes to but i just tend to ignore them.. they scream at u... just screammm back... dont take that crap...

well... we get saturday and sunday detention also.. when we are late for out classes or 4get something..mm..maybe u can like fast walk it... or like jog it 2 your classes? or like.... the classes that u have in the morning carry around the books u have 4 those classes.... and like after lunch or w/e switch books 4 the rest of the day?

p.s. and if u r like in ROTC or some kinda drill team in highschool or something.. that would be a bad thing 2 yell back..haha

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I really want my family to own a house before summer comes. We dont have enough money to move right now. We've moved every year for 4 years. Im sick of moving and I just want to own a house. If you've ever heard of the houses ` rent to own ` can you give me a site that sells houses that has that option? If you know any thanks. Ill rate you a 5. And if it matters I need it in West seattle washington. Thanks.

um... u can try.. www.google.com and do a bunch of searchies there... and looking in your area for a place to live..

because like.. when u r renting your house is wide open for sale anyone can buy it... until you guy decide to buy it, until then there isent anything u can do.. what about an apartment?

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I dread going to school everyday. I hate it this year and its not my 1st year of highschool. I hate mosta my classes and the people in them...i can never get motovated to go and plus my school sucks big time. My parents always say "well having my job is worse" but my school sucks pretty hard. I hate it and sumtimes i even wish it would burn down lol. Is there sumthin that i can do to not dread it so much?

um.. well.. i wish there was something i could say but i cant.. sure we all hate school hun, but we all have our reasons why .. but your not making a point here, you have no reasons... why do u hate it so much?

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What is a yeast infection and how do you know if you have one?

you smell like.. kinda fishy.. and you get a white discharge from your vagina... if you dont get it taken care of you can have some problems in the furture.. sometimes they clear up on there own, but you should really go see a doc.

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I'm a freshman and i think i'm workin myself too hard. I come home exhausted almost everyday and i take a nap. Then when i wake up, it takes me a few hours to do my homework and i'm really tired. I play a sport year-round and i think i might have to give up 1 or 2 of those sports. What should do? Am i working myself too hard?

yes i do think you are working yourself to hard! c'mon your a teenager! have fun withyour life!... :: cough cough :: sports ? .. i think u should drop 1 sport.. just 1.. that is really tough for you..

go to bed eairly.. man.. but.. you need some good rest.. because on the weekends you need to have fun with your friends!
A FEW HOURS IS TO MUCH! you gotta cut out all the time you are passin notes or something in school or w.e get some e/x while u r in school so u dont take so long.. have a friend help u " wink wink "

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This sunday its been my one month aniversary with my vegetarianism. Though that kind of makes me sad because for 2 weeks my friends havn't talked to me. They say i've changed a llot, i dyed my hair from blonde to black, wear all black, and am really into rock (though i always have been) and, they ssay they wont talk to me because im a vegetarian! I started skipping lunch, A. because i just cant bring myself to eat. B. because no one to sit with. So i just wait outside (im 13 and in 7th grade)till the bell rings. And home, i lock myself in my room and say like 10 words...max. I just dont want to talk. *sigh* am i slipping into depression. I mean, why should i quit..i do have reason. Factory farms treat there animals HORRIBLE and my 'friends' dont beleive that! I brought my proof, (a book) and they refused to read it. I told them to go to www.meetyourmeat.com and they wouldnt! *sigh* im just so confused, sorry this is long.
Signed,
-.The lost last piece to the puzle.-

:: depressed sigh :: you r just like me, i dont like eatting lunch either.. i also have no one 2 sit with.. like i am gonna sit with some preppy hormonal bitch..

i listen 2 rock 2. ... killing animals is wrong.. fruit is better 4 u anyway black makes u look skinner..

and if they dont accept u cause u changed there not your reall friend... U CAN BE MY FRIEND IF U WANT..


( sorry i have been so depressd lately ) * fakes laugh *

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(Sorry, I wasnt sure what category to put it under) Ok, ever since 5th grade I really started to hate my life. I mean, this large group of girls were doing petty things and were lying to the principal. Alot of people hate me. I lost 25 maybe more, friends. I cant take it anymore. My friends are starting to ignore me and "snub" me! Im starting to feel very depressed and lonely. My self-esteem is 2. Not alot. I cry myself to sleep. My family life isnt any better. My mom is SUPER paranoid, so I cant tell her anything. My dad wont understand. My mom wont let me go over to my friends house and such! Please help!
12/f

your just like me i am the same way as u!! do u wanna be my friend?!?!?!

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im 14 and lately started masturbating a lot
and it takes awhile to get an erection is this normal or is there soemthing wrong?

um..ha..

maybe its because nothin getting u turned on "horny" look at a porn magizine or just something sexy that u like? Well If you havent started pubuirty then yes its normal.. but if u have then err.. haha.. no coment.. just keep trying tiger..

nothin wrong with masterbatin.. u dont wanna get blue balls, now do ya? haha ^_~

Theres always viagra..

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Well, i thinki might be starting an eating disorder. It started when i was trying my hardest to go on a Diet..and i just couldnt lose weight! i jogged for 20 minutes every day, drank about 7 bottles of water every day, and did 200 crunches every day. and within 2 weeks, i lost 8 lbs. And i ate strictly salads and small portions. I know im overweight (5'4 148 lbs) and im 13...so, one day i just threw up my food. i waited a few weeks, then i did it again. And now its becomming ruitene. Every day after school i PIG OUT on choclate/chips, eveything i can find. Then about 10 minutes later, i barf it up..anyone know if this is serious, or how i can stop?

OMG HUNNY U R NOT OVER WEIGHT!!! :: slaps u accoss the face :: ok.. theres nothin wrong with jogging for 20 minutes every day, dranking about 7 bottles of water every day, and doing 200 crunches every day.. BUT

u NEED more food... like.. COME SALAD wtf? eat 1,600 cals a day and u will be fine..

if u feel and erdge 2 throw up.. just.. hold it back.. think about.. well..

Everytime someone will kiss u.. they will taste barf ... and everytime u throw up.. it kills cells on yout teeth.. and pretty soon u will loose your teeth! and i am sure u have have a great smile! u dont have that 2 happen do u?

u r not fat..! YES THIS IS SERIOUS! do u want 2 stick your finger down your mouth everyday... and puke? soon when ppl find out there not wanna touch u.. b-cuz like... they will think u have germs or something..

just think postive.. i think postive.. because like myself.. i aint skinny myself.. i am not the prettyest thing on earth. but i tell myself.. oh i got a cute smile.. i have sexy eyes. i have a kickass personality.. i got a niceass.. just the little things. then the little things add up 2 a big thing.. and u will feel better about yourself..

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i have really small boobs *34A*and im 18 is there anyway i can make then bigger *not padded bra or fake* thx

well um.. u got what u got is all i can say..
i am 14 and i am 34c * big boobies run in my family.. *

its in your gentics.. there isent much u can do..
all i can say is.. get brest inlargments..

but dont go 2 a A to C just like that..cause u would have big ass strech marks... u have to go little by little.. at a time.. i cant say what 2 do really.. because u got what u got..

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i just started at a new school last week september 8th the first day i noticed this girl,jasmine had all the same classes as me me not knowing anyone decides to be friendly and say hey im new and i think we have the same class want to walk with em there and jasmine f*ck no f*uckin girls are stupid so i was like w.e and just went to class later dureing that day i realize she in every one of my classes!i didnt say anything to her the next day in Health we had to ask everyone what there favorite show was mine was boy meets world and she yells out boy meets world is like 70 years old her is full house and this kid dustin says yea and so is fullhouse she gos ya well at least its good and today she made fun of my friends outfit and my voice and just other stupid things....im very girly i dont have that many friends becuase im new but im making it it always seems like im the kind of girl that girls like jasmine love to pick on(she thinks she all that)but why do you think shes doing this she dont evan know me?and what am i spose to do next time shes talkin crap bout me?

Thats girls like Jasmine for You.. girls are like that..

Maybe she has a shitty life at home..? who knows.. just ignore her.. or slame her ass back with come backs maybe? Girls are like that.. maybe she thinks u r a threat 2 her popularity? girls make fun of me 2.. hey my fav show is the cosby show? u know what? i dont care what anyone says.. i am sure alot of peeps in your show like boy meets world..

" mary kate has anerxia who wants 2 watch an anerxic bitch?" * shes the little girl on fullhouse* tehe well anyway dont let her get2 u.. kk

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I noe this may sound kinda stupid...but..i have neva gone down on a guy...i have done other things but not that and i was wondering if you can give head with braces..? i mean i noe its possible but what about tha wires n stuff??? PlZzZz help..Thanx! xox

um.. hun.. ya its possible.. but ouch..

that would really hurt your man.. but if u really want to plz so bad.. maybe u could lick?

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ok so i like this guy and i dont think that he is in my league. i mean we are friends but he is a senior and im a freshman. we are getting to know each other better but he is pretty popular and i dont think he wil ever like me... what should i do?

ya true.. he is a senior.. that means.. next year college..

Just be friends with him.. DOnt tarnish your friendship with him ok? sometimes being friends with someone is more special than a b/f and g/f relationship

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I wanna start wearing eyeliner, and in your opinion, should I wear liquid or pencil? Thanks

you should were pencil... becake liquid drys up than it looks really bad.. pencil is way better and easyer 2 apply!

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