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what would be a place to shop for the first day of school clothes if you were a goth or punk
stores not websites please!!!!
thnx :-)
Hot Topic
Spencers
Pac Sun
Thrift Store
Hot Topic is a bit expensive, as are the other stores. I love the Thrift Store because I can find whatever I want for less than $5. I don't wear Abercrombie jeans, but I've seen Abercrombie jeans at the Thrift store for less than $3. I've seen Hot Topic stuff there too. Plus it doesn't have that "brand new" feel, it's already broken in.
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how do i tell if i'm a good kisser.............................................................if ne one knows how to tell please do
You're a good kisser if you've never kissed anyone. Once you've kissed someone, you've lost all your kissing ability. It's just that way.
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Which name do you guys like best? The gerbal is tanish brown and is a male. Which names do you guys like ?
Cinniniman
Nibbles
Co-Co
Call him
Cat
Dog
Pig
Horse
Cow ** (I like it)
Rat
Gerbil
Cinniman
Nibbles
Co-Co
Evil
Demon
Rat
Fuzzy
Mr. Whiskers
Mr. (I have a friend who named her hamster Mr. - just Mr. and that's all)
Sandy
Pirate
Jolly
Roger
Jolly Roger *** ( I really like this one! )
Coca Cola
Pepsi
Mr. Pibb
and the like. I don't particually care for any of the names you said. My favorite would have to be Jolly Roger. *nods head* All the names you listed were "cute" names; this is a gerbil we're talking about! He deserves something masculine and tough. Jolly Roger. Very good. Or Cow. Just because it's random.
I also like what Shake said. "InsaneCrazyPoptart" or "MountainOyster" but I like "InsaneCrazyPoptart" better. Or you could just call him Poptart.
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I just heard of the game "girl talk"
How do you play it?
I do believe that it is when a bunch of silly thirteen-year-old girls get together, sit in a group, and talk about silly things like which boy is "hot", which girl they hate the most and how to plan revenges on other girls who have said/done something to one of the members in the circle. Hence, the name, "Girl Talk". Or it could be a board game. Though it should be spelled B-O-R-E-D game. Anyone who plays it has serious problems.
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Hey guys, I want to put lemon juice in my hair to lighten up the shade a little bit. Anyways when do i put the lemon juice in? Do i put it in after i take a shower, or do i put it in when my hair is dry? Thanks in advance
It's not lemon juice. Everyone is lying to you to make you buy lemon juice and mess up your hair. It'll make your hair stringy, dry and hard to mess with. Don't put orange juice in it either (as was suggested by YourWorstNightmare) because that turns your hair green. Though, that sounds pretty cool. I might try that. If you want your hair to have natural highlights in it, put beet juice in it right after you get out of the shower, then go sit in the dark. I mean - DARK .
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I'm 13 and my boyfriend wants to make out.. but, the bad thing is, i dont know how to make out! How can i learn?! I'm really scared and i want to make out with him to, but i dont want to look like a loser.. =(
HELP!!! i rate high!
HAHAHA. Just don't kiss. That makes everything okay.
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Does anyone have any tips about make up for the summer?
Yes, I do.
Don't wear make up.
Simple.
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ok my step bro (hoo i reallllllllllllly like) os going to camp for two months and i will miss him so much what do i do to stop thinking about him
hoo? Isn't that the noise an owl makes? You shouldn't be liking your step brother, he's related to you. It's against the law to marry someone who's related to you (unless it is past your third cousin). You're sick. And wrong. And you can't spell. Disasterous.
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How do you get music and background pictures of your edvice column?
Perhaps you have an advice column, but if you want to post pictures and music, you must find an Edvice column place. Is that sorta like an E-vice column? You know, E-zine... I don't get it.
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what does 69 mean?
It is the number before 70 (seventy) and the number after 68 (sixty-eight). Not to be confused with:
dreiundsechzig
soixante-neuf
szeziesiciu-dziewiciu
ogota-mesan
ogu ato-itenani
Sittin-tara
sextio-nio
.... etc.
Or you could Google it. Though, if you don't know what it is, it might come as a real shocker. (though, depending on your age, I don't really recommend it...)
http://www.google.com/
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can you get pimples or mosquito bites "down there"
Of course you can. A pimple is just a blocked pore - and it's not always a sign of uncleanliness when you have a pimple - no matter where it is. Some people have naturally oily skin, and are more prone to get pimples on their faces, backs, legs arms - wherever - just because they have oily skin. It's not a big deal if you get a pimple "down there," it's best to leave it alone (not pop it or anything) because it might become infected. My cousin had a pimple on her inner thigh, and it got infected - a staff infection. She had to have it drained. I know that wasn't fun for her; and you don't want it either. You can put medicine on the pimple, but leave it alone otherwise.
Mosquitoes can bite you "down there" too. Nothing is stopping them, right? If you had/have on loose shorts or capris (or even loose pants) and you were outside near mosquitoes, without bug spray on, there's a good chance you could've gotten bitten "down there." Don't fret - if it's a mosquitoe bite, just put some anti-itch creme on it and leave it alone!
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hey well I'm going to go on a diet and I dont really know what type of foods to get for when I go to the grocery store. Any ideas?
- carrots
- apples
- low-fat lunch meat
- peanut butter (very healthy if you'll eat the nasty stuff - I hate it!)
- salads
- nuts
- milk, cheese, yogurt (lowfat if you want, but dairy products that are high in calcium are very good for dieting)
- wheat bread
- eggs
- mangos
- oranges
- bananas
Basically, if it's low in fat, low in calories, or high in vitamins/minerals/calcium then get it. And if it's junk food, stay away. Surprisingly enough, beef jerky (NOT Slim Jim but like Oh Boy Oberto stuff) is really good for you. (Very low in fat, got minerals and such and is tasty.)
Also remember, exercise is very important for a suscessful diet. I'm not on a "diet" per-say, but I eat healthy and I exercise. I ride my horse almost every day, and I "play" the Seven Natural Games with her every day. Before bed, I do 45 crunches, then 35 push-ups, then 30 more cruches. The same every morning when I get out of bed. It keeps my muscles strong. Also, I have to drag a waterhose about 130 yards every day, and it's kinda heavy. That's good for my muscles too. I ride my bike often, and I swim regurally now that it's summer. I would swim in my pond... but I've seen one too many snakes in there. (I swim in a pool... duh, but sometimes I want to swim in the pond.) It's a good idea to walk a good bit every day. I try to walk about two miles and jog a half mile every day. It's hard to jog at my house because of the rough terrain, but it's fun to play with my baby horse, and I can jog up and down the pasture fence line three times and it's a half mile. I walk on the trails every day unless it's storming. Even if you only walk ten minutes a day before every meal, you will notice a very significant improvement - that and eating healthy. Try not to graze on junk food, and drink water/milk/juice instead of cokes or tea. If you're old enough, stay away from alcoholic stuff - that's a serious calorie intake.
Be careful - don't do something silly like become anorexic or buliemic. It's not worth it. Trust me - I know. Stay strong by exercising. Don't go on a "fad diet," because if you do, you'll simply gain all the weight back very rapidly.
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I have always wondered that if you have sex a few days after your period how much of a chance is there that you will get pregnant?
Any time you have sex there is a chance of getting pregnant. Just don't have sex, mmk? Cause if you do (or already have) you're risking STDs, STIs, AIDS, HIV, or a baby. You're probably not ready to have a baby. It's just not worth it yet. You're too young. Really, you can wait.
whats a url?
URL = Uniform Resource Locator . It's the address of a website. For instance, the URL of this site is
http://www.advicenators.com/
Yep. Now you're set.
when do people usually start babysitting.. and how much do they usually get in an hour??
I began babysitting when I was eleven, though that is uncommon. I've babysat small children (1-2 year olds) and "middle aged kids" (5-8) and then older kids who are 8-11. Of course, I wasn't eleven when I "babysat" the eleven year old; but you get the idea. Mostly I babysat her three year old brother. Most people start babysitting when they're thirteen or fourteen. You get to set your own rates. Each "deal" for me is different. It depends on how many kids and for how long and if one of them is still in diapers, if I have to cook for them etc. etc. The most I've ever made was 100$, but that's alot I guess you should say. I was babysitting three kids under the age of 8, one of them in diapers, for eleven hours. That was some hard earned cash. Some people charge $8-11 per hour, but it just depends for each person. Also, you've got to want to babysit - not just do it for the money. That means watching SpongeBob SquarePants, playing 'house' and Barbie, changing diapers, jumping on the trampoline, fixing sandwiches, putting kids down for naps, TV control (can't be watching bad stuff), Internet control (can't be online too long or be on wrong sites) and make sure they don't fight. It can be a handful, but if you're ready and don't mind any of those things - you're set!
this might sound really bad but how do you get a boy to break up with his girlfriend. i like this boy a lot and i really think he would like me if he broke up with this other girl. what can i do to make him break and get him with me? please help!!!!! i rate high for anything!
I so agree with Napalm350z. You're a slut. Why would you want to do something like that!? What if you were going out with that boy, and some other girl tried to break you up? How would you feel? Pretty sucky, right!? Yeah, I'm right. You'd hate her, you'd hate him, he'd hate you, he'd hate her. Don't get yourself in that situaton, girl. If you try to break them up, he's going to get mad at you. Guys aren't stupid , he'll figure out what you're up to. You should be ashamed of your behavior.
"this might sound really bad" - you're right, it sounds really bad. You know why it sounds so bad? BECAUSE IT IS SO BAD! You should feel so guilty right now. If I were you, I'd be in sackcloth and ashes, repenting - begging for forgiveness. But I guess that sluts grow used to it, huh?
He would not like you if he broke up with that other girl. He'd hate you. Trust me.
please can someone explain to me exactly the steps to a kiss. please dont just say like "go for it", cause im feeling kinda lost and i dont want to make a fool of myself! do you just like lean in slowly, open your mouth, and close, and open and close? and what does it mean like "wrestle with your tounges"? please i need some serious advice!
thanks in advance!
Uh, you don't "go for it". You have to wait for the right person, the right time, the right place. You have to wait until God is cool with you kissing someone. You can't just blow yourself off on everyone. My cousins do that, and my youngest older cousin (confusing, who cares) who's sixteen, lost her virginity at fourteen. I know that's common, but do you want that to happen to you!?
Fools are fun people.
Yeah, don't lean in fast - you might hit him in the face or something. Open your mouth and close and open and close? That sounds like you're trying to chew up food or something. No, I don't guess so. I always thought you puckered up like in a lemon face and kissed. But I guess I'm out of style and old fashioned, huh? Wrestle with your tounges? That's kinda nasty sounding. Like, thumb wars? Only tounge wars? Isn't that french kissing? Why are you wanting to french someone when you can't even kiss them on the cheek or something? Start slow, stay small. Big stuff is for big people when they've made "the big promise." (marriage)