It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.
About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.
I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)
++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.
++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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how do you have phone sex with a guy? like what do you do? thanks. (link)
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Odviously the person that answered below me isn't a prude.. Just really inexperienced and not qualified to answer this question, so I'll give it a shot.
Phone sex isn't that big of a deal, really. It all depends on who you're doing it with. You basically talk about doing sexual things with each other, and [seeing as I'm not into it, but my boyfriend sure is] there ends up being alot of gasping and moaning from each party. Boys tend to be more talkative during phone sex, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with the girl talking alot to-- my boyfriend and I switch back and forth sometimes, unintentionally.
Just explain to the guy that you've never done it before, and to be patient with you. And definitely be able to do it with someone that you can comfortably talk about it with later-- wether it be laughing it off, or talking about doing it again later.
No worries, hun. You'll be fine.
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i cant turn off my thoughts!
i think when i dream! or if i am dreaming at all
because i can wake up and keep on thinking (link)
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Well, this question didn't make much sense to me, but::
If you don't like what you're thinking about, think about something completely different to get your mind off of it.
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Im 16 and my dad died when i was 8 and my mom recently got married to a guy who used to be in the army. I have two sister and now i have 3 step brothers. He is like way strict and his kids are like perfect angels but me and my sisters have never really been raised that strict and for lack of better words are pretty wild. my mom never really punished us for things( ive never been grounded and ive never ahd a curfew) and now this guy is trying to control us and take over our lives. What should i do? (link)
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First talk to your sisters, to make sure that you are all on the same page, and all feeling the same pressure from this new authority figure in your lives. Once you know you're all in it together, talk to your mom-- just you girls. No step siblings, no step dad. Explain to your mom that you're feeling alot of pressure to conform just for this guy, and how hard it is for the sudden change. I can understand how drastic it really is, when it went to no male authority- to a really strict one. Have your mom talk to your new step dad, if she will, and explain to him that you girls aren't quite used to things yet, and can't be expected to just jump to follow his new, unfamiliar rules.
Maybe he can let up a little on his rules, and your mom can gradually tighten down on hers... Not just so you girls will become goody-two-shoes or anything of the sort, but so your family can have unity. It'll take some time- it certainly won't be an overnight change, I mean- and it will cause a few fights/arguements for a while, but in the end, there should be some sort of compromise.
And, as a last resort, if your mom won't go to your step dad-- you and your biological siblings should go to him, and explain the problem. He should be understanding to his new family.
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I need help on how to deal with being labelde as a whore because im still a virgin (link)
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Hah, I'm labeled that way actually, myself. Laugh it off- make a joke out of it. A good many people that know me think that I am a whore, but my close friends know that I'm not.
Like, for instance, my friends and I have started calling each other sluts, whores, etc. You have to make sure that any one playing along so they know and don't get their feelings hurt. But definitely brush it off, and other people will too. But other than that, people are always going to talk.
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16/F
To put it simply, I have a fake boyfriend. His name is "Nick." The reason I did this is because all my friends have boyfriends, and I really want one too. Problem is, there are no guys I am even slightly attracted to where I live. So "Nick" has been pretty great for me. I get to brag about him and everything, but I'm still lonely.
Reccently, I started talking over Instant Messenger with this guy, we'll call him Cameron. Cameron lives in South America but is pretty much fluent in English. We talk almost every day, he's so cute, and he actually seems like he cares about me. I know I will probably never meet Cameron, so don't tell me that. I already know.
I'm just so upset that every guy I'm interested in lives so far away. And here, I know everyone at my school, and I'm not interested in any of the guys here. Yet I want a boyfriend so badly, which is why I have a fake one.
What should I do? Should I "break up" with my fake boyfriend? Should I stay with my fake boyfriend even when I am talking to Cameron? Or should I try to look harder for a guy here when school starts back up again?
And don't tell me that being single is okay. Because for me right now, it's not. And also do not tell me that I will "find someone eventually."
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Personally, I would break up with the fake boyfriend to spare possible hurt feelings in the end. You can still talk to Cameron, but it's really unrealistic [as you know] to want to be with him. Maybe get a make over or something this summer-- do your hair differently, be more confident, etc-- and look for possible boyfriends when school starts back up in the fall. Although being single IS okay, I can understand why you want to have a boyfriend. They're fabulous. :]
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my 1st question is!
1. ok are u supposed to wash ur vagina? i do but is it safe?
2.bjs my bf has been asking to give him one but im scared one b.c i dont know what to do. and two if i do that will he like me less? is it just to use me or something so i kept on saying no to him. he says he loves me ive been with him for almost 7 months now. but im scared if i do this he will eventually find nothing else to do with me and break it off. will he get bored is what i mean? (link)
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1) you don't have to wash your vagina. You can, but that's your perogative. Your vagina is a self cleaning organ.
2) You can basically do no wrong when giving a guy a blow job-- he'll pretty much like it regardless. He'll definitely have preferences, but none of them will make him like you any less [but possibly more, you never know] Explain to him that you're inexperienced and that he may need to talk you through it. If he really loves you, he won't get bored and break it off with you-- he'll wait until you're ready.
:] Hope it helps.
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does anyone know the code for a scrollbox? Because the site that i usaully got it from got deleted! and i looked at like 10 different layout/code places and they dont have it
please i would appeciate it! (link)
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Well, you get different sized boxes and all that from different places, but this is the place that I use::
http://www.funky-chickens.com/tarea.shtml
basically the entire www.funkychickens.com site is helpful.
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What are some good artists/ songs that are like:
- techno
- trance
- dance / club
- alternative
Thanks! (link)
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Lolz. Music questions are always my favorite.
Satisfaction- Benny Bennasi
All The Things She Said- Tatu
Not Gonna Get Us- Tatu
The Venga Bus- The Venga Boys
Intermission- Tool
Look At Us Now- Sarina Paris
I Go Crazy- DHT
I Do Both Jay And Jane- Larissa
Only This Moment- Royksopp
All Around The World- ATC
Le Disko- Shiny Toy Guns
Dance In My Blood- Men, Women & Children
Maneater- Nelly Furtado
Time And Time Again- Chronic Future
Insurance- The Higher
Hot- Tami Chynn
Miracle- Cascada
Castles In The Sky- Paul Van Dyk
:] Hope those help.
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I went to a park to have fun. So I brought my boyfriend and my little sister. This little girl asked my sister if I was her mother. She also asked me and my boyfriend if we were married. Then she completely judged us.. and said that we were going to hell. We are bad people and that she feels sorry for my little sister. She said we are going to burn in a lake full of fire. We just smiled at each other and ignored it.. because we know we aren't bad people. We haven't done anything considered evil. She made us sound so bad and she was trying to convert my little sister. Is this how churches are nowadays? Because in my neighborhood it's a constance "you're going to rot in hell" "you're evil, you like satan" and I don't know.. even the parents are the same.. judging us.
I'm not trying to make people with religion sound bad.. I was just raised a different way and I wouldn't tell someone their religion is completely stupid or try to convert them. Believe what you want.. i just don't want to be converted and say that I'm a satan follower.. :[
Well, she kept going on about how I was BAD and so was my OTHER sister [who was not with me]
So i tried taking my little sister home.. i don't want her to get bad ideas [like I'm an evil person.. you know? She can believe in God if she wants..] But she backed away from me with scared eyes.
It hurt me.. and it made me angry.
I don't know what to do ?
She keeps looking at me strangely. (link)
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Tell your little sister that you did absolutely nothing wrong. You and your boyfriend know you aren't bad people, and you have to explain that to her. What the person that at the park or what have you-- was incredibly inappropriate and I assure you, not all religons these days are like that. Churches these days are all about being saved, yes, but they are also about love. Loving God, loving others, etc.
So, you just happened to encounter a particularly.. odd person. My apologies.
Explain to your little sister that she should believe someone she knows over someone she doesn't, too. You can never say the "never talk to/trust strangers" bit too often.
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I've worn contacts during the day, every day, for about 3 or 4 years now. I only wear my glasses at night, when i take my contacts out. But I have an infection in my eyes and I cannot wear my contacts anymore. It may sound like a ridiculous question, but I have honestly noticed I get way more attention without glasses (not to sound all snobby) and ever since I have had to wear them lately, people give me strange looks. I'm not saying I care what everyone thinks, but everywhere I go I just feel weird, simply because I am not used to glasses at all. My question is, for those of you who wear glasses or anything, how do you make it appear that your not like insecure, like I dont want to seem as if since I have glasses that I am self conscience? Also, where I work I have a lot of friends (hot, guy friends :P)and I just honestly dont feel as pretty anymore. Please dont answer my question and just go on and on about how shallow I may be sounding, I dont mean any of this rudely or dissing people with glasses. They are just not for me and hard to get used to. Thank you tons in advance! (link)
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Ah, I used to have glasses and when I finally got contacts, I thought the exact same thing-- so if you're shallow, I am too.
My only advice to you is to possibly get some cute, new frames and just continue to dress cute. Fix your hair nicely, paint your nails-- and act like absolutely nothing is different.
People will get over it with time, they just aren't used to this side of you. :]
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ok.. well that last couple of weeks me and my boyfriend have been getting in lots and lots of fights and I am going to camp for a week! can someone help me think of aa sweet and cute letter to write to him before I leave like saying that I am sorry for being a jerk ( which I have) and Im sorry about everything PLEASE HELP ME.
I need it ASAP!
THANK YOU soooo much
xoxox (link)
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Something like,
"Babe, I'm way too mean sometimes, aren't I? Well, I didn't want to go to camp and just leave you hanging, so I thought I'd say sorry.
Love you,"
It's all about honesty.
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Okay i know this is really a dumb question but what's orgasm? (link)
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Like, the peak of sexual excitement. It feels like your entire body is going to explode, basically.
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is there anywhere i can get the whole set of the smileys that have whole bodies, like they have small feet and square heads and their expressions move, like their eyes or mouths. pleasee help me! (link)
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on your AIM window, click on the button that says EDIT, and go down to EXPRESSIONS, a new window will open, and you'll see your icon and click CHANGE. click on the different ones, and click APPLY.
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Yay I'm getting a digital camera tomorrow ^.^
So for my MySpace photos I've been using my webcam, me sitting in front of a camera fuuuun.
I want to take new photos for myself but not just in my room or something. Somewhere wacky...out there and fun. Like a park, but you know...more details.
Any ideas? (link)
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Aw, cameras are cool. :]
Um, in addiction to the ones that the people before me, my friends and I love going to the local skate park, because we're friends with a couple really good skaters, so we take pictures there. And when you're at the mall with your friends. And there's a whole bunch of football games here in the fall, so we always take pictures there. And just about any time that you're all together.
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Whats the best way to get rid of blackheads?
thanks (link)
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Like ygsgirl says, pore strips are fantastic. Try the Biore ones that have like, eight in the box, and cost $6. You use them every three days and they work wonders. :]
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I went to my myspace and opened up a bulletin. This person posted something saying that I'll die in 3 days if I don't repost. And it was serious! It even said. And nobody ever posts I'm serious unless they're serious! I'm so freaked, I locked all the doors, windows and everything. My parents are so busy they don't notice. You should know what that means. And now, my dogs are getting freaked! Please help! I'm really scared! I'm only 13! I'm too scared, my hands are shaking ever time I type! HELP! (link)
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TAKE A DEEP BREATH. Alright? NOW TAKE ANOTHER ONE. Put the knife down RIGHT NOW. Your dogs are freaking out because YOU ARE FREAKING OUT.
Myspace bulletins are COMPLETELY fake. They are made up by PEOPLE to scare other people-- merely for kicks. You will NOT die in three days, unless you have some kind of illness or condition or you're in an accident, okay?
I've NEVER reposteda bulletin like that on myspace, and I'm still alive, aren't I? Nothing is going to happen to you, I promise.
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ok so i recently stated going out with this girl..it's been like two weeks. Sometimes ss well cool with me, other times she's all mardy. sometimes she says she loves me, sometimes she says she doesnt. i really like this girl but shes really beginning to get on my nerves.
urgh..
do you think she likes someone else..? (link)
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Lol, I'm that type of girl. :]
Unless she starts acting shady, nah, I wouldn't say she likes anyone else. But if it bothers you so much, tell her. My boyfriends always do me that way, and I explain that I'm just messing around with their heads-- nothing to worry about. I mean, when you asked her out, she said yes to YOU, didn't she?
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how does a female, well, douche? (link)
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A female CAN douche, if she chooses too. But there's really no need to, seeing as the vagina is a self cleaning organ. :]
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15/F
Lately, I've been getting really popular, after my first year of high school (I'll be a sophomore now). Anyways, basically, throughout middle school, not a SINGLE guy liked me. Now, I have like a lot of guys wanting me, but thats a different story. So basically, my family doesn't think that I'm popular because of the way I was in middle school (but I wasn't like a loser...). Anyways, I hang out with all these popular guys that want me AND theire ppopular friends like every day now, but my family doesn't know about it. Should I tell my mom that I'm hanging around boys, because she knows them: I went to elementary school with them and she thinks theyre all "sweet." What she DOESN't know is that together, we drink, and occasionally get high. So if I told her, she'd probably suspect that we're drinking, and then forbid me to hang out with them. (link)
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I went through the same thing. Say, "Mom, I made a couple new friends. They're really nice and fun to hang out with." Never give her details if she doesn't ask for them, and if she starts to suspect, [honestly] tell her what you're doing-- especially if it's just, "Mom, we're going to the movies, then so-and-so's house. They're parents are home, for goodness sakes. Chill out."
Kay?
And never argue with her- it'll only make things worse. :]
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okay i'm having a party music and i wanted to make some Cd's to listen to. name some good songs. i mean like new stuff that plays on the radio and stuff, not like 70's music.stuff my 8th/9th grade friends would like. its kinda like a pool/end of the school year party. any ideas are appreciated! thanks :) (link)
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--Upbeat Songs:
We Stay Fly- Jim Jones
It's Going Down- Yung Joc
Yeah- Usher
Time And Time Again- Chronic Future
Sweet Escape- Gwen Stefani feat. Akon
Here In Your Arms- Hellogoodbye
Beating Hearts Baby- Head Automatica
Insurance- The Higher
Summer Love- Justin Timberlake
She's Like The Wind- Lumidee
Smile- Lily Allen
Jane Fonda- Micky Avalon
Don't Ask Me- OKGO
But It's Better If You Do- Panic! At the disco
Throw Some D's- Rich Boi
Umbrella- Rihanna feat. Jay Z
Man Eater- Nelly Furtado
Goodnight And Go- Imogen Heap
Gravity's Rainbow- The Klaxons
Everytime We Touch- Cascada
All The Things She Said- Tatu
Under Pressure- DJ Antikillah
Curse Of Curves- Cute Is What We Aim For
The Venga Bus- The Venga Boys
Shiver- Maroon Five
All Around The World- ATC
--If there was any slow dancing or anything:
Collide- Howie Day
The Riddle- Five For Fighting
She Will Be Loved- Maroon Five
California- Phantom Planet
Shine On- Jet
Hope those help. :] Have a good time at your party.
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