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What there to say about me? I'm 27 and a graduate of UCSD. Throughout my life most of my close friends have been girls so I have a unique perspective on relationships and sex. I know a lot about computers as well as random stuff in general. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge.
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ok so i got this whole title of beinhg a whore[but imn really not] from sending someone a picture but it wasnt that bad. like just ass but alot of people saw it caz they stole this kids pohone &+well then this other boy found out about it &+saw it too and i really like this other boy so we started talking &+before i knew it he was asking me for pictures &+stuff well i sent him like two so far just like boobs but he wants more &+im running out of ideas to do. like i dont want to continuously send him the same thing. but yeah. &+we might end up going out caz he likes me &+stuff just adding it in. GUYS OPINIONS WOULD BE GREAT! but girls too anythinbg that maybve youve sent that guys like? so thanxand does thsi sound whore-ish. but thanx for anything. (link)
so lets see. you developed a reputaion as a whore, which you dont like, by sending pictures to a guy. you are now sending more pictures to another guy. sounds like a bad idea to me.

at least wait till you actually start dating before you send him anything too risque.


I have several questions, you don't have to answer all of them just as many as you know the answer to.
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1. What was your average GPA's/SAT score when applying and getting into any of the UC schools, NYU, Brown, Oxford University, USC, any well known ones really.

2. If you got into one of the schools above or another great school like them, were you in Honors class or took AP classes?

3. What is the best SAT prep guide? I have the GuidesParadise one already, I hear good things about it.


THANKS! (link)
1. my gpa was a 3.33 and my SAT score was 1340/1600. I got accepted to UCSD, UCSB, and UCI, and got rejected from berkeley. I go to UCSD, and I am on the lower end as far as gpa/sats.

2. i took two AP classes in high school, and... i forget how many honors/advanced about 2 or 3 per year.

3. the best SAT prep guide depends on what is best for you, but they tend to all be structured fairly similarly.

the best thing you can do is take the SATs as many times as you can. UC schools will only look at your best score, and youll get lots of practice taking it multiple times.


Well my Wi-Fi connection is really bad, It tends to loose signal easily.
I have a linksys wireless router thing.

Is there anyway to make my connection better on my laptop?
The router is in a room which is 2 rooms away from mine.

thanks :) (link)
Best thing to do is get closer. Put the router as high as possible. Also, there might be interference, so go into the settings, and change the channel to something in the middle like 6. Also, there might be different letter options, b,g,a,n Choose the last one in that list. If your laptop is old and doesnt support it, go one back.


I have a TI-83 Plus calculator. Can I save a formula to the memory and go back to check it later? (link)
if you go to the program editor, you can wrte a short program that will do it for you. its fairly simple. you can go to ticalc.org and see if you can find one to download. or you can just write the formula there, its a bit quicker to access than apps/


okeh. so i have like 2 final exams on Tues. and I am soooooo nervous. i always get nervous before tests, but 1 of these final exams will either put me at an A or a B. i have never gotten a B before, and I really want an A. last test i thought i did well, but ended up getting a B on it. But I'm really nervous! Any tips on 1)not being nervous before the test and 2)doing good on the test
thanxxx yousss!

also, if I have a 94% in that class, and get a C (70%) on the final exam, and tests are 20% of my grade, wut will i get in that class overall? a B-? B?
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Your grade would be an 89.2, so you need to do just a little better than 70%


When I was younger I didn't know what love was so I just dated because...well I really don't know. I've only had 3 bf's. (I'm a girl) & that was between the ages of 8-13. At 13 I got a reality check and figured out what love was. Since then I have not found anyone personally appealing which pretty much means I haven't had a crush on anyone in 3 years. Sure I think some people are visually attractive but that's not a crush. I'm sick of being lonely. To the point that I might be depressed. What do I do??? (link)
You know, at 16, youll think you found real love, and what you thought before wasnt true. Then the same thing will happen at 18, then again at 22, and again at 25, and on and on, for a long time. Just wait it out, the right person will come along.


ok well i had/have a verizon phone which is broken. i had a two year contract and still have a little over a year left. if i were to buy a new one directly from the store it would be like 200 $. i dont want a crappy phone but i want a cheaper one. i've tried ebay - nothing. would it be possible to go to another verizon store, not my regular one and buy a phone there and then have my verizon hook it up for me? or what if i buy the phone at like BJ's or something ( sort of like walmart if you dont have one around ), woudl they let me buy just the phone instead of signing up for a new contract and whatnot? (link)
Does verizon use sim cards? If not, you are going to have a tough time getting a phone from anywhere other than verizon. if you do get a phone, you wont have to sign up for a new contract. your best bet is probably to just get an old nokia or soemthing from them.


okk ill keep it short since i already asked this question...
i'm looking at this cell phone for my first cell phone

http://walmart.letstalk.com/product/product.htm?prId=32018

but originally im more familiar with the pay as you go plans and i would like to know what happens after 2 years and are there any other hidden payments verizon will make me pay?? (link)
after 2 years (actually more like after 1 year and 9 months) you are asked to renew your contract. you dont have to. the only hidden costs are for terminating your plan early. for most services that runs in the neighborhood of $250.


ok i bought this used labtop xp. how do i get wi fi on it ? i heard that i has the intergrated thing in it, but i think i need a card or something. can someone please explain this wifi thing, please? and i heard they have wi fi at starbucks how do i get to use it? or do i get my on wi fi ? i don't understand it do i have to pay?if so about how much? and do i go to a company like at and t to get it? thank you very much (link)
if it has wifi, then you dont need a card. there should be something in the start bar on the right side, find the one for wifi. starbucks wifi does cost money, not sure how much, but i think you have to have verizon to use it. some people leave unsecured connections. once you get to your wifi controls, you should be able to see all networks in range. find one that doesnt ask for a password, and connect to it, and you should be all set.


i hooked up with this guy i like, but he told his best friend, who is one of my good friends that i'm a bad kisser so now i'm very embarassed and i'm not sure what i can do to improve, i mean since i'm bad he probably won't wanna hookup anymore. (link)
well you can tell him you want to learn, that practice makes perfect, and that he can teach you.


What do i do if a guy friend who i dont like 'in that way' puts his arm around me in a 'more than friends' way and goes up the back of my shirt alittle, without hurting his feelings, letting him no i am not intrested. Also what do i do if a guy who i like puts his hand on my leg to let him know i like him back (link)
1. just kinda twist your back a little bit to get his hand off

2.depending on how much you want to let him know you like him, you can put your hand on him somewhere, you can put your hand on his, you can move his hand up.


so my friend has these really red swollen bumps on her pants line. like right where her pants stop on her hips kinda. but a little lower. she has no idea what they are. and neither do i. they are really red and very very swollen. it hurts her to touch them. even when she puts on her pants. it hurts her. does anyone have any idea what these are? oh and when she first noticed them, they started pussing or something. but there was blood with it. we have nooo idea what this is. can anyone help us figure out what this is? (link)
could be herpes, or foliculitis, or something else entirely. foliculitis is something you typically get from hottubs and isnt serious. either way, a doctor is probably a very good idea.


a) im about to start my period for this month but i havent really yet but i still have like discharge like white sometimes darker like if i were to do anything sexual this weekend like a guy eat me out or finger me would it even cross his mind like "GROSS" or something?? like its just like me getting wet sorta i think..but like taste wise? eek. help. :)

b) im really nervous about giving head for the first time which ik i will soon. tips help plus like do guys not like it if u dont go all the way down? also you stroke the bottom right? idk im scared. when do i stop? how do i know what feels good to him like what will he do while im doing it ..etc :) thnx

c) do guys thinks its lame when you "get off" on them like sort of fingering you on the outside of your pants? like them pressing down like ....you know? haha thnx!!!! (link)
a) some guys will mind, most shouldnt
b) no you dont have to go all the way down if you cant. you stop shortly after he cums, ask him to warn you when hes about to so you dont get caught by surprise.
c)no, its hot.


can you give a blow job with braces? i have two small hooks on the inner side of my teeth and my boyfriend wants a blow job but i don't want to hurt him. do you think i can still give him one? (link)
yeah it should be fine, just be carefull not to get his pubes caught as you come back up.


Can ending processes (such as AIM, internet explorer, etc) instead of clicking 'end task' in the Applications tab in windows task manager be damaging to the computer? or is it all right to do? (link)
i dont think its possible to damage the computer with the task manager. well, other than clicking new task and starting a virus. anything you do is undone with the next restart. so yeah, it is safe to end applications that way. end process tree is better than end process.


Alright so a few weeks ago I preformed oral sex on my boyfriend. I sometimes get coldsores from stress or lack of sleep. When I gave him the blowjob though, I did not have one coldsore in my mouth then. Do you think that he could get the coldsores/herpes on his penis from me giving him the blowjob even though I didn't have any when I gave him head? (link)
Yep, i think the number 70%, people who got herpes from their partner when they had no signs of outbreaks.


so. my boyfriend was just over. i gave him head and he came in my mouth and i swallowed. im not sure if i got it all off. then we layed there for like 5-10 minutes and then we sort of had sex. without a condom. like he didnt really gon in. at all to say the least. well im guessing the head was in but thats it. im positive. i didnt feel anything. is there a chance that i could be pregnant???i just got off my period less than a week ago im guessing. is there a chance i could be pregnant?!

please give me accurate information. i have no clue when i would be able to get pregnant during the month?!

thank you soooo much! (link)
any time a penis goes near a vagina, theres a chance you can be pregnant. doesnt matter if he went in just a little. since he had come recently, theres a decent chance that there was still residual sperm on his penis. you should get a pregnancy test.


15/f.
sophomore in highschool.
we're reviewing polynomials.
can someone HELP me, not TELL me the answer?

simplify is what i have to do, im stuck on these two:

1.) 2absquared - 3asquaredb

sorry, the squared is crammed in, i can't do the 2 thing above it on here.

2.)5asquaredb - 5absquared.


THANKS IN ADVANCE.
:) (link)
neither of those simplifies particularly well. the best you can do is factor an "ab" out of each term.


um ok i got msn 6.0 and it won't let me go on it now unless i download Windows Live, the newer version.

so i downloaded the newer version and I was wondering, did the computer delete the old msn or do i have to delete it?
if so, where's it saved so i can delete the old msn's files? (link)
go to the control panel > add remove programs
try to find it there. if its not there, it should be gone off your computer.


Ello! I was wondering if any has used crest white strips and they actually worked for them, because I'm thinking of getting them, but only if they work. Thanks! (link)
They didnt work to well for me, but the good news is, if they dont work, you can call the number on the box and get a refund. Speaking of which, I need to go do that.




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