It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.
About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.
I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)
++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.
++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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im a guy, so any girls that read this will probably think is is a simple question, but i need help. My girlfriend wants me to finger her but shes never masturbated or used tampons, and she says its uncomfortable every time we try. I'm not able to even get half of a finger in her. Any advice? (link)
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If she wants you to finger her, advise her to either start masturbating or deal with the pain until she's used to it. I'd say she's just rly tight, it happens. Just keep trying, and doing a little bit more every time. She'll get used to it eventually.
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okay. this may be a tricky one, or i just may be stupid to not have figured it out. my ex-boyfriend & i went out back in november for about 3 months & broke up. then we went out for another month in like april / may. we broke up when we had this huge fight but i wasn't too upset about it at the time, but ya know the whole you don't know what you got till it;s gone. obviously he felt the same way because this other guy asked me out, & when i said yes my ex was like all "i want you back". i still loved him but like i needed a change. when me & the other guy broke up about 2 weeks later my ex asked me out. again. although one of my friends liked him & we were all going to a party at her house & i didn't want it to be awkward between us, but he said he didn't like her, & we weren't that good friends. so i told him that of coruse i'd go out with him, but not until the party which was 2 days later. BIIIGG mistake. at the party, all these guys "forced" my ex into asking the girl out, a likely story. but anyway he told me he didn't really like her, but when they broke up he didn't want me anymore. that was like 3 weeks ago. since then , or since november!, i haven't been able to get him out of my mind. i want him back. i need him back. & don't just say to give up because i know that'd be the logical thing to do, but i'm willing to work for this. please give me some tips to get him back! =\ (link)
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I agree with the person below me. You're right for knowing that it's logical to not be with him. He plays with your head and he's probably not worth it. Give him a little time, try once more, and if that doesn't work out-- completely leave him in the dust.
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okay im sortof freaking out a bit.
my friend alex gave me a condom as a joke.
obviously im not going to use it, i'm too young.
so i hid it in my purse.
i woke up this morning to my mom looking around my room!
i think she was about to read my diary or something.
but now i'm SO scared she'll find the condom.
i didntg know what to do so i opened the condom and threw it into the road.
but now what do i do with the rapper?
wont they find it in the garbage?
aah! please help! (link)
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Well, my best friend gave me a condom as a Christmas present joke, so we were still in school at the time, so I went to the bathroom and like, on the back of the toilets for the person products in the lady's room-- i put the condom in there.
I might would've NOT thrown out the condom, because now if your mom finds it.. well, it looks like it's been used.
If you can manage to hide it until the next time you to the movies, or out to eat or over at a friend's house who wouldn't care-- throw it away there.
:]
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My boyfriend is jealous of one of my good guy friends. I´ve been friends with this guy for a long ass time and we are just friends. We almost went out a long time ago and we have had sex. But If I wanted to be with him I would have said yes when he asked me out. I really love him but in a different way than my boyfriend. My boyfriend hates it when I talk or hang out with him. But get this he has a girl best friend and they hang out all the fuckin time. I was very jealous at first but I guess I dont care now. (link)
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If you've learned to deal with him being best friends with a girl-- tell him to get over his issues with you having a guy best friend. It happens. Tell him everything you've told us.
..Minus the sex part though, that probably won't help your case.
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does anyone know a website where i can watch the movie Eurotrip for free?
thanks (link)
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www.videos.myrawr.com :]
I watched it on there last week.
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what are the different bases? because people always have different opinions. (link)
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1st- kissing
2nd- handjob/ fingering
3rd- oral
4th- sex
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can anyone recommend some bands? i like Lynyrd Skynyrd, Guns n' Roses, Led Zeppelin, and pink floyd so far (link)
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:] Lovely choices so far.
Third Eye Blind
Three Doors Down
Weezer
Nirvana
Modest Mouse
Jimmy Eat World
Greatful Dead
Everlast
Creedance Clearwater Revival.
:] All are good ones.
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did sublime ever sell out to mtv (link)
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Um, not entirely sure what you mean here. But I haven't heard anything new about sublime lately.. which is rather disappointing.
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you know how there are the outer lips and the inner lips? well, myinner lips kind of peek out of the outer ones all the time. is that normal? (link)
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definitely normal. :]
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all the boys here is a 34A in boob size big for you in a 14 year old girl thanks a lot.
xxx (link)
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Um, this question was put a little oddly, but 34A isn't big for someone of your age- it all depends on body type.
34 is the size you are around, and A is your cup size. A isn't that big for.. just about anyone.
:)
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When/what age did you figure out you were bisexual? How did you know?
I'm really close to my friend and she's always been there for me and I just love her so much, but i've never felt this way about any other , only guys. Do you think I could be bisexual?
I'm 14. (link)
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Well, I'm not bisexual, but one of my best friends is. She says that she really and truly figured it out around 11. :]
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Does anyone have the code for a scrollbox? I wanna put it on my myspace, but yeah. Just the code if you know it.
No links to code sites, please (link)
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whatever you want in hereeee blahblahblahb
[take out the space between the backslash and the word 'text' :D]
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ok on myspace i want a cute name.
any ideas?
p.s. my name is Lauren (link)
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LovelyLauren
LadyLauren
LuckyLauren
umm, yeah, sorry. that's all I've got.
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When does puberty end for a male? (link)
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Around 18. :]
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is there a way to hide the number of myspace friends that you have? (link)
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Sure is. This website:
http://panicked.nuclearcentury.com/myspacelayouts/hide/
Has lots of nifty, helpful things for myspace. Take your pick. :]
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i`m a 16 year old girl and i watch porn. is that weird? i also have a boyfriend who will do whatever i want with me whenever i want, but sometimes i still like to masturbate. is that weird? (link)
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Not at all. :] Almost all guys have looked at porn, and probably about 3/4ths of girls-- even if they don't admit to it. :]
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A family I babysit for is not paying me enough.Well actully I have a babysitting partner so we have to split the money but we need more so i can i ask for more without sounding greedy? (link)
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Tell the family that you've raised your prices a little because you're saving up for something in particular. Don't jump more than ten dollars [five each if split] or so at first, because that would be pushing it.
Or, you could babysit on alternate days by yourselves and you can have the entire day's pay.
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How come when I browse on myspace for my profile, it does does not show up? (link)
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Well, are you browsing under 'People'? If not, try that first. Then try checking under 'Edit Profile' and 'Name' that your name is spelled correctly.
Other than that-- myspace is constantly being worked on. Give it time and try again later.
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is it better to let hair air dry? or use the cold air option that are sometimes on blow dryer? (link)
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Well, the cold air option is definitely better than the hot air option on your blow dryer. But is cold hair from your blow dryer better or worse than letting your hair air dry? Eh, cold air vs. air dry is about equal, actually.
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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN ;
pues la neta hazme un favor,
no me vuelves a
llamar, ni me
dejes comments,
ni mensajes, es
mas borrame de
tu myspace, en
verdad lo siento.
es ke mi dentista
me dijo ke me
alejara de
cositas dulces
asi como tu...
manda este
mensajito a
las personas
ke kieras mucho
y ke sean muy
especiales para
ti, si no te lo
contestan para
atras, es ke no
les importa!!!
i know i am over protective, this girl wrote this to my boyfriend and he wont tell me what it says !
i know its his ex and i am just curious
please help (link)
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worldlingo.com says this:
then net hazme a favor,
you return to me
to call, neither you leave
comments, nor
messages me, is
but borrame of
your myspace, in
truth I feel it.
my dentist is ke
said ke to me moved away
to me of
sweet small things
as well as your…
it sends to this
mensajito to
the kieras
people ke much
and ke is very
special for
you, if you they do not answer
it for
back, is ke
does not matter to them!
It doesn't make much sense to me, either. Sorry.
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