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sorry if this is long but i really need help.

ok im 14 and i will be 15 september 13. this guy name tyler is 12 and will be 13 september 1. he is goin to 8th and im goin to 9th. he doesnt hang out with 12 year olds, he looks and hangs out with 14 and 15 year olds. we are really good friends, and tuesday night he asked me out but i said no. i like him, but i am scared to go out wtih him. i mean if we break up, then it will be weird. and he isnt really cute. but i like him alot. last night he got mad at me because he thought that i was gonna go out with this other guy, but im not! and then his mom told him to get off the phone and he told me he would call me back at 1 and he never did. he hasnt called or got online today either. i think hes still mad at me and i dont know what to do. i told him i didnt like the other guy but i dont think he believed me. what should i do?? should i go out with him if he asks me again? some people say i should and some people say heck no. i have no idea what to do!

yeh, if he aint cute, he ain in for da cut!

i rec u bess leev him b. he 12, u be eetin rice. git .

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hi
my friend is skinny and she asked me to post this. She is 5'6 106ib and can't eat meat and she has high metabolism. Can u help her with some advice?

Thanks

yo frens beein a dum bitch..eet food get good meals.

i rec u give diz massage to her, stuff cow n chikin in her mouf, she get ya then, she have high metabolizm, she get more cow n chikin

ya feel me? fo reeall

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i am going to a new school next year, and although i know four other friends going, they arent my close friends and my best friends are staying at my old school. im going to be a freshman and im really scared. although i have been to four different schools, ive never been to a big public school before. the largest ive ever been to had 87 students. im worried i wont make friends and im hoping you will help me find a way to meet people.
thanks!

i rec u b take a dump in da porch of a fellow stud. they b notisin u'z fo real! they totlly get u gop n yu nerf em! her me? Truf!

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i really like this guy that i met, and i think he really likes me too. here are some things he does when he sees me:
1. his face brightens up
2. he leans in to conversation
3. he finds excuses to talk to me even if it means leaving the group of people he's with
4. he lightly brushes me on the arm
5. he smiles so big
6. he makes me feel extremely comfortable
7. he makes excessive eye contact
8. he glances over towards me all the time
9. when he hugged me he did a weird scratchy thing on my back (i don't know if this is good or bad.. heee hee)

anyway, i know where he is going to be soon, and i decided not to go. because i'm a naturally shy person, i haven't excessively flirted. i'm not sure i've even flirted that much at all. when he looks at me i make an effort not to look at him because i feel it will be awkward. i feel like i'm unintentionally acting cold towards him, not dropping enough signals. when my friends see him, should i tell them to tell him that they think i like him just to give him the okay to initiate something else? or would that scare him shitless and make him pity me or something? should i just leave it and not let him know unless it's through body language? what are the effects of having friends tell a person you like them? does it make them feel like they have power over you?

help! i'll rate really high.

i rec, if he gets neer, flanthraprope on the pope-e seeds, you ken b reel quiuet by doin tat, he b doing real good fava for ya 2

hee hee, you guns hava 2 stop sayin tat

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I'm a mysophobiac (germ freak, afraid of things being contaminated) and I hate it because I wash my hands constantly and I go through a bottle of handsanitizer each day, and I don't trust people with my food or drinks (or anything along those lines)...does anybody know how to cure phobias? I'm desperate

merrietime! be tru 2 da corps, eetin popple juoks and stuff, you know how it rools

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this year i was in 9th grade and i had to go to summer school because of my grades what suggestions do u have to keep my grades up for next year so this wont happen?


The student

Stop smoking pot and being a slacker.

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What does it mean when someone says "Yeah, he popped her cherry"?

This question is asked far too much. I recommend going back a few pages and reading.

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if you have alot of favorite colomnits can you change the order so certain ones are displayed on you page instead of having to click more, basiclly can you change the order

no

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i left my fav shirt at my friends house and the next time i came over i saw it and i asked where she found it.....she said that her grandma bought it for her for her bday....which was a huge lie...they dont sell that model anymore its old.....i want it back but i dont want to hurt her feeling what should i do???

signed concerned girl

i rate high

Hahaha. You don't want to hurt her feelings? When she did the wrong thing? Punch her in the ovaries if you ask me. Then take the shirt and walk out.

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Hey! I need some help! My boyfriend can express his feelings to me, no matter what. But, when I really want to tell him how much I love him etc. I tell him in a letter or an email. I just can never seem to get it out. Any suggestions. I NEED HELP! RATE HIGH

As Nike says, just do it.

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My bestfriend is 21. She is pregnant and does not want to keep the child because she cannot support it. She wants to have an abbortion. I have mixed feelings about it, but it's her life. I don't know how I can help her..because I'm still in highschool and don't have a job where I can lend her some money. But she's lent my cousin a LOT of money because he needed help, but he can't pay herback, for other reasons. I don't know how I can help her. And she can't tell her Mom because her Mom will kick her out of the house, and then she won't have any place to live & a child.

I'm scared for her.

Any Advice??...

- If you have opinions on abortions, I don't really want to get into the subject. So thank you anyways.


Thank you

Abort.

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im only 13/f and i have had 3 boyfriends but never done anything more than hold hands and hug?? i havent even gotten my first kiss! is there some way i can get it soon or do i just have to wait?? i rate high!

You're too young.

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I grew up in a christian home. I'm almost 18 and still everything in my life is God this God that. I believe in him but that doesn't make my problems go away. I'm always crying, have the blues, feel alone, feel anger, sad, somedays I just don't feel like doing anything but lay around. But everytime I try to show to my parents that I have a problem I get God shoved in my face. Sometimes I just want to run away from home...but I know that won't solve anything. What should I do? If I stick around home anylonger I'm afraid that I'll do something to myself again.

Do what you wan't.

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well fist i want to say this is my first time on this site and it's pretty good.
i need advice on school. School is hard not the work (straight A's) but the people. i have people that stare at me for no reason. see i going to start 10th grade and snice 6th grade people has been staring at me. i don't know y, but its annoy. it's mostly girls and some guys. i am scared to get classes with these people because they might do more than stare. how do i stop this thing? (school is on aug 15th) Pleassse help.

babygrrl

You're dumb.

You can't write. At least like a 10th grader. More like a 6th grader.

As for this question, it's dumb too.

I would say you've got some problems. Mentally. I think you're a little up tight and scared. I'm not messing around with you either.

I would say you should consult a doctor and get checked up. You seem paranoid.

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im a 14 y/o girl and my friend just asked my other friend if he likes me and he said that he enjoys our friendship and is not sure about his feelings towards me but we could go out in the future. what the hell is he on about?

He's saying he doesn't wan't to go out with you at all.

Pretty what he said was no, impossible.

The whole "maybe in the future deal" is to not hurt your feelings as much.

Probably isn't going to happen. Find another one.

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if my boyfriend live long away apart(not that much he lives in alexandria v.a,i live in d.c) and he wont me to come see him and i wont him to see me because i couldnt see him anyway cuz my parents wont let me go that far so wat do i do and i really love him truly

im 13 and he is 16

Your question is scary. Not that its "scary" its just....

It sucks. I could barely read it. I'm suprised he can stand you.

13 and 16 are a huge difference in maturity, I can tell there is a major gap in this just by your writing.

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ok heres the deal, my boyfriend and i have been going out for 2 months, and in the past week, i havent talk to him, so i talked to this boy lets call him "john" and he called me everynight out of that week and we stayed on the phone till like 6 in the morning and hes so my type, and he likes me, and i know i like him back, last night he told me i love you, and i told him it back, and hes on vacation right now so i wolt talk to him till monday, and the two people i trust the most one told me, that i should leave my boyfriend and go out with john,the other one told me to follow my heart,i dont know what my hearts saying, i tried so hard to let him know how i feel, but all he wants is to be together becuase he said he likes me more then this one girl he went out with and he liked her ALOT, and hes not a very good boyfriend, he doesnt call me, i never see him, the last time i heard his voice was at least two weeks ago, and i feel like ive cheated on him cause i told john i love you back, but i tell alot of people i love you, but i think i really ment it when i told john, i seriously like love him,hes everything ive ever wanted, he tells me how pretty i am out of no where, he listens when i half soemthing to say, hes there for me when im upset, and hes so sweet,we've never gotten in a fight, he said dont break up with your boyfriend until your ready and ill get my chance, but the thing is, i dont know when the time is right how im going to break up with my boyfriend, he thinks we can work on everything, i feel so bad, did i really cheat on my boyfriend?, ive never cheated on my boyfriend before, please help me, i dont know where to turn, and i dont know what else to do, thanks so much

MMMM. This questoin was too long, and I am far too bored with it to read all of it. Anyways, follow your heart. Wherever it goes, if that is a patch full of bunnies. Go.

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hey i just wanted to know if there is anyway that you could let people not see what your rating is? like take it out or something... anyone who can tell me how i'll give a 5 thanks

No.

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i just made-out with my bfs friend it was amazing but i think he just used plez help enyone !!!!!:{

OH NO! He just used! Oh shizznogs! RUN!

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ok how come guys like never call girls?like i dont get it ..its not that hard ..but they allways say they will and never do it..dont say its becuase they dont like you b/c ik cases where guys are liek in love with girls but still dont call..please no stupid answers! 5 to anyone who answers unless its a smart or stupid answer

Well since you're rating answers, i'm rating questoins.

I give this question a 1 for stupidity, terribly grammar, and the fact you're egging us on with those 5's of yours.

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