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Yep!
Call your own voicemail, [ if you have a cell phone, otherwise, this would be pretty hard to do! ]

If you go to the options it should guide you from there!

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ok, there is this guy who definitly likes me ad i think i like him too. i have a feeling he might ask me out and i want to say yes but i know that people are going to wonder what i see in him and probably laugh and make fun of me. he's a great kid and really nice and he listens to me but he's not very attractive. what can i say to make people not bother me if we go out?

You're in the exact same situation im in.
We both know we like each other, but yeah. I'm in the same situation. We did end up going out, and yeah. People asked, they said EW hes such a nerd, or OH hes so ugly. I just said, well hes mine, and I like him for who he is, and looks don't matter with him, because i love his personality.

;)

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heyy, i was wondering if anyone knew the song where it goes

hey yeah yeah...( hey yeah yeah )
ow whoa, ( ow whoa)
hey yeah yeah, owoha ( awoha)

if anyone knows the artist or title could you please lemme know :] thanks soo muchh!!

After going through pages of google, I still can't find the song. Do you know where you heard it? If on the radio, try asking the radio station. Decribe how you heard it, and they'd know it. Try asking a friend too.

Sorry I wasn't of much help!

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what's a perm? i know you guys think i'm crazy cause i dont know... but i know it has to do with like, curliness.

Its a professioal, permenent hair style. Permenent [ or perm ] is just what is is. PERMENENT! Its
chemicals that go in your hair to keep in curly till you cut it, [ or it grows out. ]

http://www.targetwoman.com/articles/hair-perm.html

Try that :D

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Ok, Well About 2 Months Ago I Started Cutting Myself(Dont Wory I Stoped 4 Good) And I Told My Friend, And Then The Next Day She Comes To School And Shes All Like Look I Cut Myself Too. We All Know Shes Doing It 4 Attention But We Cant Get Her To Stop, And She Dose It Non Stop And Rillie Badly,She Always Tells Us Shes Gonna Stop But She Never Dose And She Keeps On Doing It, And Its All Up Her Arms. And To Top This Of She Has And Eating Disorder, I Dont Know What To Do. She Went To The Docter About The Eating Disorder , But She Wont Tell her Dad. I Dont Know What To Do Cuz Its Getting Rillie Bad =[

Just to let you know, I have cut myself before. I know what its like for my friends to go through this too, since they had to see me go through it, like I had to go through it.

To start off, you need to tell your friends it was a foolish thing you did in the first place. Just because you did, does NOT give her the right too. Cutting yourself is a mistake, and people usually don't think about harming them self and the consequences while they are doing it.

You need to either sit down and talk to her about her, or get HER HELP!! Even know you might be scared of being a tattle tale, its whats best for her. My friend wouldn't stop cutting, i called the school counselor anonymously, and we got my friend help. And it helped her.
Do something, quickly.

Goodluck dear.

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13 | f how can i get a vibrator without my mom or dad or sisters knowing. and where could i possibly hide it?

Order something from spencer's online.
Send it to a friends house, or your house. if you're brave enough. && just say you orderd something differnt.
I don't know, but definitly buy at spencers.

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Do you (teens) have a job at hollister, abercrombie, american eagle, or any place like that? How much do you make an hour? Thanks.

Minimum wage, always.
&& they make you wear their clothes.

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I went to Zumies last Saturday at the mall maybe like 15-20 minutes away from me. I asked the really cute guy for an application, and he told me they didn't have any & to apply online. I went to the site & typed in Employment and the search came up with nothing. I typed in Job Applications, and the search came up w. nothing again.

Can somebody get me the online application? I really want to work there. That's one of my favorite stores.

https://www.zumiez.net/411_zumiez_application.aspx

Try that.

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where do babys come from.

When two people fall in love, and they REALLY REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER, they have sex.

Which makes a baby. If you get pregnant. Spem + Egg = Baby.

Wow.
If you have to be 13 to be on this site and I learned this when I was 8, where have you been!?

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http://mail.google.com/mail/?attid=0.1&disp=inline&view=att&th=111810ea6aa1d35c

my eyebrows are so uneven! I just tweezed them about 10 minutes ago and they look horrible!

I don't wanna spend money and go to a salon to get it done. Please help!! where should i tweeze and how do i make it prettier?

The link doesn't work.
If they're that bad. don't touch them. I repeat DON'T TOUCH THEM. The best thing for them is to let them grow in.

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My computer won't let go to those sites.

I don't know what sites you're talking about.
Usualy most of my answers contain sites.
So please be more specific =/

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how do u know if someone declinse your request on mysapce

Please don't double post questions. You already have answers here.

http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=481104

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okay i know i you will probably think i am a total idiot but i need to know. okay the last time i was on my period i accidentally had two tamponds in at 1 time. can that hurt by body?

It could, you could have pushed it in too far. I reccomend you don't do that again and be careful next time :]

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how do u know if someone declinse your request on mysapce

That person below doesn't know what they're talking about.

On the home page click friend requests and click pending requests. If the person you requested isn't there, they probably declined you.
If they're still there, they either didn't decide to decline or accept or they haven't checked their friend requests.

Hope I helped.

Edit:

No, you won't get a message or anything.
Their "pending" request just won't show up anymore since they declined you.

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ok you know the song this aint a scene, its an arms race..

well i really dont get what they are saying.
i looked up the lyrics and i still don't understand what it means.

if anyone knows, your help is appreciated. thankss

I don't know what it means.
But I know this site might help you

www.songmeanings.com

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um i have a question. i am about to start going to a babysitting course. i just wandered what to expect.do i practice changing diapers? cpr? all that tell me everything like your own experiences with either the course of actual babysitting i really need help asap as soon as possible! i am so excited but scared please help also when i get a job babysitting what do i bring what do i say to the parents please help. especially about the money? i dont wanna do it for free. after all its my free time i could do something better! please help thanks
momo888

This site might be useful for this question.

http://www.babysitters.com/training.aspx

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i saw some one else use this pic and i want my hair exactly like this
http://i19.tinypic.com/4hib4hg.jpg

except. i dont know what color. right now i have blonde on the top with a few diff color blone high lights and the bottom is dark brown. What color should i get now?

i was thinking dying the bottom a light red and just high light the top blonde is that summery? or any one have any other good ideas?

I like your choices.
Sounds very good.

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okay. so like when my crush ims me hes like ehy cutie =D what do i say? do i just say hi or?

Haha, My crush says that too.
He's flirting. Flirt back!

You could say like.
Hey gorgeous!
Or hey babe!
Something cute, and clever!

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OK well I asked you guys for pictures today..and I got my haircut...and its way too short. I hate it. & I dont have any money for extensions. Help!?! What can I DO!!

= [
Bad haircuts suck majorly.
Anyways.
Try styling it differnt. Look arround on sites. If you can't find anything online, ask your mom, a friend, a sister. If you can't find anything after that, ask a hair salon. They will be able to give you great tips.

Hope I helped!

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ima girl
i wanna get horny
what should i do?
how do i "masterbate" and\or pleasure myself
and lastly
what is an orgasm?

http://www.mymasturbation.com/

Try that site.

Whats an orgasm?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=orgasm

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