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If you have sex, you're eligible to be pregnant. But only if you're a female,of course.There's no set age to lose your virginity, chances are you'll end up regretting it sooner or later. I don't know if he or she likes you. I can't tell from where I live. If you need to lose some weight, run, excerise and eat right, but you can't lose 30 pounds in a week. Please don't ask me questions like that, I've answered them all in the paragraph you just read. Thank you.
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i have eaten really healthily lately, and cut back on fats and sweets and all that and I lost 18 pounds! WOOHOO! Anyways, I have also been exercising and all that jazz...I DON'T want to gain the weight back! But...tonight we might order pizza from Pizza Hut...will having pizza this once hurt my diet? (link)
No.


Hi, I'm a 14 year old, girl Freshman. Recently this guy moved to my school. He is a Senior and he rides my bus on the way to school and from school. After a few weeks of being here, he started to talk to me. He got me to write him notes and I only like him as a friend. But quickly after that he began asking personal questions like, "Are you a virgin?", "What have you done with guys?", or "Do you want another guy to do that to you?" He doesn't want me to go out with any other guy. He wants me to go out with him. It is getting really annoying. He is the most perverted guy I have ever met and everytime I wear a skirt he is always peeking up it! I can't stand him! Now he wants me to sit in the back of the bus in the morning so he can do stuff or whatever. I said, "No!" of course and made up an excuse. Then yesterday he told me to skip 3rd and 6th period at school so he can 'do' me ith the bathroom. I am only a virgin and he is 18 I think! I don't know what to do. I tell my guyfriends and they say 'smack him', but I'm not violent.
Please help! This guy is so annoying. I don't like him anyway. He does drugs, smokes, and drinks. He is not my type and he has sex with all these girls! I don't want to have sex until I am WAY older! What should I do? Will this turn into something bad later? Thanks for the help! (link)
Your first hint that this guy is a fuck up is that he still rides the bus at 18. The second clue should have been the perverted questions. But if you still haven't figured it out,then he let you know perfectly when he wants to "do" you in the bathroom. Don't talk to him anymore except to say that'll you'll press sexual harassment charges on him if he says anything like that again.


is 12 too young to wear thongs? (link)
Yeah.


Valentines Day, is coming up! & I really want to get my boyfriend something special. On Valentines Day, we would've been dating for almost 3 months. He's really into baseball and LOVES New York Yankees, and likes Derek Jeter. His favorite band is Simple Plan. But I really want to get him something special, that is a really good price, not to expensive.. I was thinking about getting him a necklace of some sort, or maybe a ring, but do you think that seems "gay?" Or Maybe a big bear that says I LOVE YOU, or Your mine or something? Do guys even like bears?! I'm really confused. Any help would be greatly appreciated. THANKS.!! (link)
2004 Boston Red Sox championship video. No don't get him that. Don't get him a bear. Just get him a Derek Jeter jersey.


theres this girl i wanna have sex with so much how do i get to have sex with her or have her wanna have sex with me? (link)
Id still like to know.


what should i do for my sweet 16?? i can't think of anything!! (im a girl..) (link)
What do you like? My 16th birthday i played basketball with my friends all day. Have a party or w/e you like doin. Its your birthday,not mine.



Does anyone know that song website where you can burn CDS off of it and its free. It's called like "Wind ___" (something) I forget what its called adn I really want to download some songs cuz its totally free.

Does anyone haev any idea what I'm talkinbg about? please help if ya can. Thanks so much. (link)
Go to ebaumsworld.com and look under hilarious videos and you'll see what happens to you when you try to download music.


I have a friend that sleeps with a lot of people, I tell her it's bad but she still does it. Well one day during lunch she took a pregnancy test (she never uses protection, and she's been pregnant before but had a miscarriage) and well it came out positive. She got home and somehow her mom found out, and was like "How many times are you going to do this, you act like a ho, stop sleeping with people" and stuff like that. And then she told me she took another test and it came out negative saying that she wasn't pregnant. So that's what she belives, she thinks she isn't pregnant. Is she pregnant? I heard that the only time pregnancy tests can possible lie is if it comes out negative, and that if it comes out positive then she's defninitley pregnant. Which is true? Is she pregnant? (link)
How can I possibly know the right answer to this question? I can't. The way to tell for sure is to either wait til she gets morning sickness or see a doctor.


im 15 and offered to watch my brothers instead of going out with my friends so my parents can go out. Its now 1:00 AM and they still have not returned. Im annoyed because its not fair that they think they can stay out til all hours of the night while i sat home on a friday night for THEM. If they were planning on staying out this late they should have told me. Honestly i have no idea what their out doing putzing around about..Am i wrong for being mad? How should i express how im annoyed at them? i understan that they are adults and a child has no right to yell and act like their parent..but im just annoyed with the lack of consideration i guess (link)
Their house. Their rules sista.


The summer before my freshman year in college I began dating one of my best friends. This was my first relationship with a woman, and to my knowledge at the time, it was her first as well. We dated for 11 months. I was scared, confused, vulnerable.. She went to school two hours away and we saw each other once a month. It seemed as much as I put her first in my life, I was always a side show to her life. The breakup was awful.

She is now dating my ex-best friend, and they recently moved to Florida to live together. We talk very occassionally, and the conversation consists of her telling me I've changed so much, whereas my other friends tell me I've grown up but not for the worse. She asks if I would date her again if things fell through with the new girlfriend.

How can I let go.. she is no good for me and only brings me down. She is manipulative and is a burden in my life but I am too attached, we have been 'friends' for 7 years. Help... (link)
Don't fall for it. Be a royal bastard.


Tonight I have to babysit for two twin girls who are 5. I cant keep them busy and in my control. Can anybody give me some pointers?
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Slip them cough medicine in their milk. They'll sleep like babies.


i was laying on my bed and out of nowhere..my left leg started to have a really sharp pain and i can't walk right now. it's right at the back of my leg right below my knee. what could of happened? i played 10 hrs. of volleyball today - could that be the cause? (link)
Charley horse is a possibility. Shin splints are another and yes it was probably due to the 10 hrs of volleyball.


Are you suppose to wash your hair everyday?Not Because I wash my hair everyday.Someone told me It like ruins the hair or bad for it.Thanx (link)
Doesn't ruin your hair. It's preferable to wash everyday.


I know that this might sound stupid but, today my mom was just telling me stuff that I don't know about my family, and she told me my sister got pregnant at the age of 21 (shes 28 now) and got an abortion, because she got pregnant not from being raped or anything, just with her boyfriends baby n stuff. I've been brought up to believe women have equal rights, and I have believed in abortions up until now. Knowing that I could've had a nephew//niece, and I don't because my sister got an abortion is really weird. I'm only 14, and I know I'm going to get a bunch of life altering situations, as this one. But, if my sister asks me one day if I believe in abortions, should I tell the truth, and say, no. or yes? Thanks. (link)
Yeah tell her the truth.


when the slop of a line is 12/0 (12 over 0) is is 0 or undefined? when the zeros on the top is it 0 or undefined? (link)
Its undefined. You cant divide a number by zero.


Alright there is these two guys... the first one is the one I lost my virginity to and I really care for him.. The second one I haven't done anything with him except hold hands....except when I hold his hand I can't stop thinking about my the first guy and Im not a player or a slut or anything but what should I do and do you think I still have feelings for the first guy (link)
No shit.


This is pathetic and i would appreciate advice. I am 17 and really bad with getting a girlfriend. I have had girlfriends in the past and i am really good at relationships. See i have more girl friends then i do guy friends, get what i am saying? I really don hang out with alot of dudes. I dont know why dont ask why its just me. My friends are fine and we get along great but i just cant get a girl friend. I have heard "You're like a brother to me" and "I dont go for your type." Girls Like bad guys and that not me. I am not that bad looking and a great listener. I AM A GREAT CATCH. I just cant act like a dide around girls, its like a forgot how to flirt. Help Me get a girlfriend...PLEASE!
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Girls only go for the shitty guys right? So be shitty. You're too nice and girls see it and just use you to talk to about their dumb problems.Be mean and don't be so nice. Girls say they want the nice guy,but they really dont. Ask any girl what she wants and she'll say a nice guy with a good personality who can make them laugh. They don't mean it. According to that logic,all you gotta do is be polite and crack a joke and they want your dick. Not true obviously. So make sexual remarks,flirt,tell them how hott they are,get their number. And then fuck em and leave em.


I am soo horRny. I have been very sexually frustrated and idk what to do. I have not had sex but have done other things and I havent gotten any action or anything in like 6 months. Its very depressing bc I want it. I have guy friends but I am not a slut and I dont like messing with just anyone. But my guy best friend and I ARE very comfotable with eachother and we kiss and I wanna do more with me. What should I do? I want action! (link)
Call me. Email me for more info.


is it safe to have sex with my wife when she is pregnant? (link)
Sure.


alright, my friend is gettin really paranoid. he keeps thinkin that there might be "side effects" from masturbation. he's 15 and he says he's like addicted to bangin himself. so are there any "side effects" from too much masturbation? if so, what are they?

thanks (link)
This guy is a croc of shit.




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