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I like this boy called Daniel, but I don’t know what to do! Today in PE my friends were saying, "Let’s call Lauren's (my) crush Daz, as a code name. As in Daniel" (they have these sad code names for the boys they fancy, like carrot and cabbage). I didn't tell them that I fancied him, but they must know, and plus in art, one of them asked if I fancied Dan. I shook my head but I was smiling a bit so I guess they knew =( I'm really scared they'll tell him! he said he liked my drawing in art, and that it was better than his, and he kept touching my foot with his foot under the desk too. and my friend was making fun of me, and he stuck up for me, then he said "I'm only defending Lauren" when my mate asked why. that was a few days ago, and now he's just ignoring me (I think he was looking at me, but I was scared I would start blushing if I looked at him, so I guess I'm ignoring him too) I'm real shy + ugly lol so I don’t know what to do! I'd love to go out with him but I'm scared my friends would laugh because they always fancy popular, 'hard' boys who get into fights. Dan is really sweet and mature. and plus he probably doesn’t even like me =/ any easy tips on flirting for SHY people? 'Cos I’m not good at flirting lol =\ please help? Thanks =)

compliment him. if he says hi to you, wave like REALLY sexy, like just wiggle one finger at a time, smile, stand slightly to on an angle, and wink. hope i helped
p.s. my friends and i have really weird crush codes too. mine right now is 'coleslaw' haha

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Well, My 5 year olf brother and I walked into the room my 16 year old sister and I share, and we saw her and her boyfriend having sex...

They didnt even know we were there for like two minutes... I was frozen, my feet rooted to the floor, but then finally my brother pulled me away... the problem is... My brother asked me, just as we walked out, "what were they doing there?"

I seriously dont know how to answer him... I mumbled something, but all week he's been persisting, and I need to give him an answer before he asks my parents and gets my sister into trouble... Please help!!!

tell him they had a health project for school and they had to search the opposite gender's body and explore the world of and opposite sex. hes 5, hell believe you. hope i helped

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20, male.

Okay, the girl I'm going out with and I are sitting watching TV. We've only been dating for a few days, but I've been her friend since before elementary school. She mentions a mutual friend was talking about a movie that we passed. So I, the idiot that I am, accidently call her by the friend's name. She pulled away from me for a few seconds, and then went into my arms again.

I explained that it was only because she mentioned her name seconds before, but is that enough? Should I try to explain in detail that I have no feelings for this other girl or should I drop it?

you should tell your gf that you really love her. you should take her some where romantic to tell her. im not saying like spend all your money to take her to dinner. but this is my life long fatasy of what id want from my bf.... ask her what shes doing on friday after school, if she says nothing take her some where, dont tell her where though. take her to a feild one day and lay a blanket out in the middle of it and have a picnic/make out fest. shell know you love her after this.

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13/f Ok i get like really scared and my mom thinks im too young to babysit. I want a job so my mom will let me get a cellphone (my mom is so mean i should hav one already!). Well since i get scared i think about stuff like....What if i was babysitting and someone called and said "Im coming for you" or something like that or if someone came to the house. I know there's a REALLY big chance that wouldnt happen but i cant help it i hav a very wild imagenation. Is there any other good job i could get? or anything that would keep me busy from thinking about stuff like that while babysitting?

I rate!

write your name, adress, phone number, and how much you charge on little cards and give them out to people who you know and they have kids. hope i helped

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Hey I realized my friend sorta WANTS to have sex and she is only 13, shes not going to have it, its just she wants to. I was on her computer and saw alot of porn websites, is this normal for a 13 year old??
I rate high!

no its not1 talk some sence into your friend. some day, if she keeps this up, shell be pregnant by the times shes 17. dont let her do this. even though shes not gonna have sex now then she will later if she finds a guy horny enough.hope i helped

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20/f

This guy I had a date with kissed me on the firt date. Is that werid? I have never kissed someone on the first date before. Do you think he just wants sex?

no, he doesnt want sex. not all guys are pigs, most are but not all. its normla 4 a guy to kiss you on a first date. i would expect it actually.hope i helped

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ok. So I met this girl on the internet, shes really nice, my age, lives near me etc.. but just a little while ago, I rang her up.. and she sounded like a guy.. I mean, I'm not shallow or anything, but it kinda just freaks me out, And now I don't know what to do.. should I give her a chance, or not bother?

BTW I have another girl I aslo likes.. she is also really nice, 15, fun, and yeah...

signed, Confused 17/m

shutthef*ckuppy

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Hey, I just got that Finishing touch hair removal thing. The reason I got it is because I'm deathly afraid of razors lol. Anyway, I wanted to know, if you have one, can you move it up and down on your finger while it's on OR off and it won't hurt and nick you? I know I shouldn't be afraid, because I know it's supposed to be painless and they even did that on TV, but I'm just so afraid of getting cut and everything. I just need to know for sure. Also, how good does it work and everything? Thanks!

they never nick or cut. it tickles a little though. hope i helped

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I am a nineteen year old female living in Southern California. Years ago, when I was barely in elementary school, I was physically and sexually abused.

Though I believe I've moved past those issues, I notice that try as I might, I can't have an orgasm. I want to know how I would move beyond this problem and continue with my daily life.

Cheers.

ya know what? you dont need to have sex if your now ready. you were sexually abused thats like the saddest thing ever! if you cant have sex because of that then dont. then you can settle down, get married, and have kids. but if your still not ready to have sex then than you can adopt a kid. hope i helped

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is it possible to get skin cancer from going to a tanning bed once for 8 minutes?

probably not bt if you do it like every day for an hour then youll have skin cancer by the time you 50. hope i helped!

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Well, me and my friend have been friends like forever. WE are bestfriends and our families are extremly close. Well, she has tried braking the relationship every month and 3 or 4 times a month. I am sick of it!! And starting to get sick of her fighting. She can be oh so nice and OH SO mean. We only fight online because she doesn't want to fight in person. I think she might want the relationship to end but I really don't know. She says she will always come back to me every time we fight but sometime I think she won't. I really don't want to lose her but maybe the next time we fight this may be the end to our relationship. I need some advice with that. She used to say how I get all the guys, and how I am not pretty, and also how I copy her, and junk but like I don't understnad her. I have tried not telling her more close things so if we do lose the relationship she won't really have anything to say to anyone about my secrets. But Like I need help on what to do with her.....

ignore her shes a bitch. then when she gets sad then be her friend again. hope i helped

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ok so this boy likes me but he wont ask me out. i see him every day in school, hes allways staring at me. do i have a crush on him to? how can i talk to him if i have nothin to talk about? i rate

ask him out! guys are relieved when they don have to worry bout asking girls out all the time. ope i helped

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how long do you think me and my gf should start kissing? 2 monthes 3...?

oooo she should have kissed u a while ago. i gotta solution though. kiss her first that always makes a girl fel special. hope i helped

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Does anyone know a very good way to get rid of warts, like on your hands and stuff, because, I've tried so many products and they suck. So, does anyone have any recommendations?

go to your dermotologist and theyll remove them. it burns for a minute and stops. later theyll burn a little again. hope i helped

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ok well i have a boy singing partner, and we spend alot of time together, and well my boyfriend thinks i like him. and hes all mad at me because, well, i had to kiss my partner for this song, and my boyfriend didnt know that it was part of the song and he got really mad.

tell him that you dont like your singing partner and you really love him. hope i helped

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One of my good friends, Libby, is a HUGE FLIRT! Last night, we went ice skating and she flirted with just about every guy there! She always goes up to them b4 any1 can reach them.... and sum me n my other friends like! Wat do i do?

---TinkerBelle---

go places without her. if shes flirted with guys around you then you should defintely go places with out her! and who cares if she flirrted with them first, flirt with then=m any way. guys like attention.

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After begging my mom to take me to the doctors, she's finally going to (because I currently have a soar throat). I've been asking her to take me to get tested for anemia and ADD. Everytime I asked her she would say "I highly doubt you have ADD" and she would just snicker. So I have a soar throat now and I think she's making me drive to the doctors on my own (usually she goes with me). So for sure I'm going to ask about anemia and ADD. The only thing is, how am I supposed to bring it up.? I don't want to just say 'oh yea, I think I have ADD'. How should I bring it up without looking stupid? Should I tell her my situation first (about how I can't stay focused, etc) or should I ask what the symptoms are, or what? And what will they do to me (sometimes I think I have ADHD also) as far as tests and stuff, and will they do it then, or is it a process where I have to come back? And how will my teachers get notified? Will I tell them? Doctors note? etc... and since they'll know, what exactly will my teachers make me do because of it?
Please help...

you could say to the doctor that you feel sorta distracted a little and you think you may have ADD. or you could just say ithink i have ADD. and its spelled sore throat. not soar throat. hope i helped

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Ok, Well you see I'm not allowed to have a b/f. But I do. And when I go somewhere with my friends and hes there he always hangs out with me and stuff. And he's awesome! But when I go ice skating or something my brother usually goes. And since I'm not allowed to have a b/f or anything we can't hold hands or anything! It makes me so mad! My brother is 11 and he'll tell my parents whatever I do!! Someone please help me because this is gonna happen again tonite!!

tell your brother not to come with you any more.ask your mom and dad if you can drop him off at a friends house when you go somewhere. hope i helped.

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I like this guy and he likes me.. Well we have ALOT in common and I admit im pretty popular.. so anyway, He's not the hottest/most popular person ever. I like him and I swear im not conceited!! But its like I feel like if I go out with him then I will ruin my rep.. I dont really care but my friends are like "OMG HES SO HOT!! I LIKE HIM NOW." Im not like that.. I go for personality.. but what do I do?? Do I go out with him of save my reputation?

go out with him. who cares what the other people think. oh and go out with him before your friends get to him.hope i helped.

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i wanna be a cheerleader but i dont think i can. what knid of things do you have to know how to do.i rate good

you should take gymnastic lessons.hope i helped

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