FlaWlessMonoLith's advice column

i really dont know what to do...i hate my stepdad i just cannot stand him his such an asshole..and i told me mom and she knows i hate him..and when his friends are over he acts like hes all bad and shit..hes nuthin, and he told me today when its rainin and thundering outside to go and mow the yard...my mom argues with him all the time because hes a lil selfish bitch and he does nuthin for other people...he thinks he gots it all good cause he doesnt have to pay for the house cause my real dad does...i have a choice of moving to my dads house but i dont want to break my moms heart...what should i do?i have really thought about killing him...lol..i mean ill come home with really nice clothes and he'll be like wheres mine..i mean he trys to joke around sometimes but i just want him to know i do not like him...

call me and ill have my special friend shove a crowbar up his ass

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my boyfriend said something really mean to me about the way i look earlier today on the phone. i hung up on him and he keeps calling back and i wont answer. he left a message saying "if you ever stop being mad at me call me, ill understand if you dont though" i want to call him back...what should i say?

haha you can say my turn...... ur dick is soo small that even an ant cant suck it now fuck your rude ass comments...... lmao have fun dis him back real bad

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Ok well yesterday i was playin tackle football with my friends well now i am covered in bruises and i am in alot of pain any suggestions to help me get rid of th pain dont say take advil or anything like that because i tried that like a hour ago and it didnt help so any suggestions to help other than that. Any advice will probably be appreciated

weed get high baby!!

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Tomorrow is my dad's birthday, but I don't know what to get him. There's not really any time to go buy him something, and I wanted to make him something special anyway. What should I make him?

get him some condoms for the celebration of his #th birthday..... (never know he might celebrate that night)

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Can anyone give me step by step instructions on how to make home-ade brownies. Please include ingrediants. Thanks.

go out in the yard and look for some shit... then shape it into little squares and then get little rocks and stones for on top of it ...... also try some mud if you want icing

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I need some exercises that will help my balance for skateboarding. 15/m

manuals and riding it down steep hills

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Whats the best way to dump your boyfriend? thanx

first get some ducktape and some rope and then tell IM me when you get that ill tell you where to go from there

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How is the best way to get a tan? Sun or tanning salon. I need one bad after this winter I am so pale. Any ideas?

if you want a tan the safest way then get your ass under that big ass sun unless you wanna die from the cancer beds

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does any one no any tricks to making deoderant last longer?? thanks a bunch

quit lickng it off

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Ok well this may sound very dumb but here it goes . . . In P.E. we're doing swimming. Today I drowned during the class they were obviously able to resusatate me. I'm embarassed to go in school on monday. The girls in my school are very catty and news spreads fast at my school. I don't remember much of it. All I remember is trying to do a back dive into the pool and all of the water being pushed out of my lungs and trying to breathe next thing I know I'm laying o the hard floor with my class mates staring over me and the lifeguard. It was horrible and terrifying. How should I deal with the girls at school? Is it true that I could get Peunomia (sp?).
Thanks very much!

maybe you should try to not breath underwater thatll teach you

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If a guy touches your arm a lot as hes talking to you, is this a good sign?

he thinks you have man arms and he is bi so he wants you bc you have man arms and your a girl good luck with that

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ya idk.. i just feel like shit and feel like dieng.... i am more depressed than ever... everyday it gets worse... and as time goes on i learn more and more that just makes me want to die even more... idk wat to do nemore... i just wish my life was over.... i cant stand it anymore, if i wasn't so doubtful i would be writing this...

if u want to die then go die its ur choice but i have sum advice thats could help STOP BEING SELFISH!! im reediting this no im right any one who wants thier life to end is selfish and doesnt think about what others will feel if you did that trust me i was the same way once but i was told i was selfish im not thinking that any more so you should shut up and actually read the meanings to my words

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what are the risks of letting a guy eat you out?

getting bit haha

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people at school are starting to say i smell...
i dont understand, i wear deodorant and i wash with soap when im in the shower...i use shampoo and conditioner too so i cant think of what it could be. they have been saying this for a while and i used to think that they said it just to make me feel bad and it is starting to hurt my feelings...what can i do to smell better?

maybe they are telling you that you smell because you do go take a bath and buy some better soap the brand you should get is shitnshone it will definitely give you recognition for your smell good luck

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I made a promise with one of my cusins I dont know if I can keep it you know ... the promise is to keep my virginity till I am married what should I do I love the guy I am with right now

cross ur fingers

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Ok, so i have this problem. I always dress in black or dark colors and i've been doin this all my life. Some of my friends are starting to get pissed that i'm always dark. they're embarrassed when we go out in public just because of me. They yelled at me but i just told them to piss off. this can become a problem. Should i just keep telling them to shut the hell up and put up with it or try to deal it out with them?

advice is nice...
i don't care if it sucks like hell, just give me advice...

ok u want advice ill give it to u wearing black is fun ok if they dont like that they can burn in hell bc they dont know what fashion is

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my boobs are really small and my stomach is really big. its like showing off my fat waaaaaaay too much! is there anything that can make my tiny boobs bigger

plastic surgery or stuff yourself lmao

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im going out with a girl who is awesome but she wont make out with me and i havent made out in a really log time and i want to really bad what should i do

play her

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hey i was wondering if any other columnists are unable to read your feedbacks? when i click on mine, i can only see one. the others are there, but i can't view the text. it has the number of answers that question received, and the comment is supposed to follow that number. i even set my fonts to black (in white background) and still nothing. can anyone help?

some ppl dont leave comments and some dont rate sheesh

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