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Are there many natural disasters in Texas? (link)
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It really depends on where you live in Texas. There are some pretty severe thunderstorms every now and then. But there aren't any earthquakes or volcanoes or anything. If you live on the coast there's a danger of hurricanes but that can be said of almost any coast.
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Which part of America would you reccomend moving to? (link)
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Texas, it has everything ever.
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hey guys! i`m not really sure the purpose fo me posting this but yeah.. i am a 15/f and a Christian. i met this guy at church about two and a half years ago. his name is nick. he is the sweetest lil kid. he is one year younger than me and really cute! now i know he doesn`t like me but the other niite he called me and we somehow got on the subject of masturbation and whether or not i thought it was riite or wrong. i told him i didn`t think that it was wrong or anything and it kinda escalated from there. he told me to go to my computer and he sent me some sites of porn and i really liked them. then last niite, we watched tons of law and order episodes together because it had chris meloni in it (one of the guys from the sit he sent me). and then i mastubrated with him on the fone several times and he was too. is this wrong? i really don`t know what my question is so any comments or thoughts would be helpful! (link)
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Fatal is wrong. The bible specifically deals with sexual impurity, which is what phone sex is. So if you are mastubating and thinking about this guy then you are committing adultery. The only way that masturbation could not be a sin is if you did it with a perfectly blank mind, which no one has done in the history of the world.
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Im 13 yrs old. and still havent got my first kiss =. i feel like eberyone else has & its really bothering me.& i want to get a boyfriend. (link)
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I'm sorry your question must be in the form of a question.
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i'm 15 almost 16 female
okay so i'm going out with this great guy but he's out of town so much and i'm tryin to have fun and at a party i met this really sweet guy and we hung out the whole time; the only problem is that i think he likes me and i never see my boyfriend and i would actually see this guy; so should i break up with my boyfriend or what? i'm so confused! (link)
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Yes
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Hey, I`m the girl who asked the question about the guy who was weird when he called me. Ok so he called me this whole week and things got a lot less akward. Then all of the sudden yesterday i don`t get a call. And I havent gotten one today either. I don`t know what to think, and I`m REALLY hurt. And if it makes any difference, I don`t think I should call him because he is on vacation and has been calling from his dads cell phone.
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Ok he's on vacation and was using his dad's phone. There are a couple of likely possibilities:
a:His dad doesn't want to pay for long distance calls
b:He was using his dad's phone without dad's knowledge/consent and got in trouble.
It probably isn't because he doesn't want to talk to you so just wait till he gets home and then call him , but not right when he gets home because then you seem like you've been obsessing over him. Call him the next day if he doesn't call you the day he gets home. The day after vacation is when everyone unpacks and chills after travelling.
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If the clothes from abercrombie are so...thin....why do they cost so much?
And I don't want this to sound mean, but why do so many people buy their clothes there, just for them to shrink in the laundry? (link)
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The clothes are so thin because they use low quality fabrics and they cost more because the people at abercrombie are greedy. People shop there because abercrombie is popular at this point in time.
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does anyone know any sites i can get to any website? for example, kproxy.com, stealth-ip.com? my parents blocked myspace and it would be nice to have other ways of getting in! even with kproxy.com im limited to what i can do on there. for example i cant post up a blog i have to ask my friends to do that for me. give them the password and everything. (link)
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It depends on what your parents used to block myspace. You can try the proxy servers but if they used an actual program then it'll probably block those too because it's considered hacking by most filters.
You can try
secure tunnel
or try going to google language tools and then translate the page, that works on some filters.
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Ok, I know this is another stupid boy question but I really want to know. I have a guyfriend that I know from school that's on myspace. I really like him. He's really hot and single. Should I tell him I like him? And if I do, I'd like to do it in a way that wouldn't ruin our friendship. Seriously, I can't stop thinking about the dude. He is so FINE!!!
Please help! I really need the advice. During the school year we did flirt a lot, but I don't know what to do. (link)
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I would say go for it. But do it in person, because myspace is lame.
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if i were to but baby oil on me when i am tanning, would that get me darker a little faster than not putting baby oil on? (link)
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Baby oil just makes your skin silky and smooth. It has no known effects on tanning.
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What kind of engine is in a lamberguinie?
Hev (link)
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Most lambos have v8 engines at least.
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So I have two really great friends. At one time we were all friends together. But last year, I was stuck in the middle, and my two friends stopped being friends. But I was still friends with each of them. Both of my friends have different 'groups' of friends, whom im in both groups. I'm having a party this Summer, and I want to invite all of my friends. (Which are my two friends, and BOTH of their groups.) I'm really stuck between who to invite, cause I love them both, but I know some fighting drama will most likely go down if they both come, and it'll all just be ruined. I really love both of them, and I feel if i don't invite one or the other, someone's feelings will get hurt. What should I do?
(PS - I can't have two different parties.)
Thank You!
xoxo (link)
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Ok here's what you do:
You take them both to a boxing ring. Put them in the ring. Hand them both a wiffle bat. Turn on the tape recorder Have them pummel each other. The last person standing gets to go to the party. And then you have an awesome video to show at said party. Everyone wins!
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Ok, so I have a plantars wart on teh bottom of my foot.
I've had it for awhile now, and I have been using Compound W.
It's kind of working but not well.
I'm really just wondering, if I get it frozen off, if it will hurt, being a plantar wart in all.
Any personal expierience[Sp?] would be good.
Thank yous. [: (link)
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I had a couple. I got them burned off, then they came back. Then I did something that I wouldn't recomend, I cut them off myself everytime the grew back then poured alcohol on them to kill the germs and such. Duct tape will work and so will taping banana peel to the wart. Dunno why, but it does.
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this question is really hard to explain, but just try to understand. when do kids start acting mature? like what grade or age? i don't mean like stop acting like babies, i mean like starting to understand you, "get" more mature jokes, have a more a adult-ish sense of humor, actually help you when your crying or sad. i think i'm mature for my age and i alwayss have to act unlike myself cause all my friends have an immature sense of humor like they think everything is "wrong" like i would say "let me go pick up those balls" and theyre like ew that wrong. and when i'm sad about something they just stare at me and say whats wrong and when i tell em they are like "oh". and i have to make up corny jokes cause they dont get my not immature sense of humor. like the only thing they laugh at is CORNY, IMMATURE, jokes. i feel stupid when i try to be "mature" cause my friend was sad cause her other friends are making fun of her and i'm just like "don't worry someday you will get true friends that will be with you no matter what" and shes like "oh" WHEN WILL I BE ABLE TO BE MATURE!!!!!!! (link)
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People mature at different rates. It basically happens when they realized that jokes about genetalia really aren't that funny and when they start to care about people other than themselves. I personally started "maturing" about 9th grade.
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what are the pros and cons of the razor phone (cingular) (link)
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The screens are glass and if they break they will cut you. Mine looks like a windshield after a hail storm.
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Dear Wonderchef,
I feel so horrible for asking this but I need help gradually distancing myself from a friend. I first became acquainted with her earlier this year and got to know her better as time went on. I never really shared the same interests as her but you can never have too many friends and I figured that I should be as open minded as possible to give her the chance she deserved. However, as time went on I realized that we had many differences. She swears often -think Erin Brokovitch- and while I don't have a problem with the odd exclamation when someone's upset, I don't much care for it on a regular basis. Also, I found out that she broke off contact with one of my best friends some time ago in favor of someone who I'm not sure I entirely approve of. She is also staunchly set in her opinions and often monopoloizes my time; she is also not a Christian. Despite our differences, I don't want to hurt her feelings but at the same time I don't think that it is a healthy relationship for me to continue. Any words of advise would be much appreciated.
Yours Truly,
Pseudonym (link)
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Dear Pseudonym,
First, let me congratulate you on your command of the english language. Your question was both concisely and eloquently phrased. Now to the advice. You can indeed have to many friends, there is a certain point at which you can not find the time or energy to maintain good relationships with a large amount of people. I do commend you on trying to understand someone who is different than you but in the big scheme of things, those differences sometimes become impossible to overcome. The language is something you should directly confront your friend about, there is rarely good cause to go around spouting profanity. Try not to get involved in the conflict between your best friend and the friend you're distancing yourself from. If she is making descisions that you do not approve of you should tell her. But don't be brutal in your delivery. Temper the truth with love. The best thing you can do, is talk to her about it, tell her your not happy with how things are going. If she doesn't care enough to consider how you feel, then you don't need to be close friends with her anymore.
Best luck,
Thewonderchef
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I just went to a dance at my school, and my boyfriend, mike, hugged me(twice!) . Im asking when its the apropiate time to kiss him. Also, somebody at the dance said that him and i made-out, and we didnt. (i never kissed a guy in my life! =( (link)
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Ok, the appropriate time to move in is about a count of 17 mississippis after you begin a long hug. By then the awkwardness is either a) at it's peak and the kiss will knock him off his feet or b) will be gone and you can enjoy the experience. Either way, you win!
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The guy i like worships the devil..i think..he is into wicca and i'm totally the oposite...i love Jesus and God. But is it wrong to have feelings for someone like that? (link)
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The bible deals with the issue of marrying oustside the faith, to paraphrase it says don't do it. It's very hard to make a relationship work when your core values are so different, in the end it's mucb more simple to find someone who shares your beliefs.
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i dont find black girls attractive, does that mean i'm a racist? is it juss subconscious racism? (link)
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Wow, congrats on asking an awesome question. No you're not rascist, black girls just aren't your cup of tea.
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ok my dog eats absoloutley anything he can get his paws on-napkins, rocks, rubberbands, twist ties, you name it he'll eat it. Is this abnormal for dogs? is there a way we can train him not to do this? Does he even know what hes eating could be harmful to him? thanks ♥ (link)
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sprinkle chili powder on the things he likes to chew. it's perfectly normal for dogs to chew things, you just need to stop it before he chews through a wire or something.
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